Friday, June 16, 2006
My SOS
Blog later. I wanna see if I could publish this post.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
My Ultimate Lateness
Anyway, I woke up at 9 and I was like, SHIT OH MY GOD I'm super late! Oh and mind you I took a shower! I can't get out of the house without showering. I always feel sticky whenever I wake up. Anyway, briskwalked to the bus stop and there was this mat who was staring at me the whole time I was there. Seriously, I hope there isn't some sort of anti-Hakimbo secret society around. He looked like he wanted to beat the crap out of me. Or maybe he was signalling to me that I still had shampoo on my hair. Anyway, took 17 and the bus driver was super friendly. Like, over friendly. He waves goodbye to people who alight. Anyway, dropped at the Changi Hospital bus stop and took a cab because I was sooooo late! The cab driver was again, super friendly. He asked me why I was going to school, because it's the school holidays and school's supposed to be closed. But I said that I had remedial to prepare for my O Level. Then he said that I was studying overtime. Heehee! True! Anyway, reached school at 10. I went in the AVT and everybody (well, mainly 4R. 4S was quiet somehow.) was cheering and clapping for me. I dunno why. Well, at least I came. Better late than never, even if it means being late by a whole 2 hours.
Anyway, there's a class chalet tomorrow. I heard that the chalet is haunted. Ooooooh. Oh and it's quite near Changi Village. Oooh I want Ayam Penyek!
Sunday, June 11, 2006
My Scary Movie
[SPOILER]
Anyway, Shaquille O'Neil and this psychologist called Dr Phil (which my mother says used to be on Oprah) appear in a bathroom in chains and Jigsaw (the guy from Saw) appears on TV and tells Shaquille to throw a rock into the hoop, so that they can get saws so that they can cut through the chains and escape because poison would be released in 2 minutes. He does, after accidentally hitting the rock on Dr Phil and then, they get their saws. But then they realise that they have to cut through their feet. Dr Phil does and he dies. Opening credits.
Ok, this is where the movie starts. Cindy Campbell (spoofing Sarah Michelle Gellar) goes to live in this cursed house to take care of this old woman just like in The Grudge and sees the Toshio boy. Then, this guy called Tom Ryan (spoofing Tom Cruise) moves in next door to the cursed house with his daughter and son. Then, Tom falls in love with Cindy, but Cindy told him that she used to be married. But then her husband died when she was participating in a boxing match and her husband falls and cracks his neck while trying to save her from dying. Then, more people die by cracking their necks. Then, aliens attack the town and Tom gets into a car with his children.
Anyway, Cindy goes back into the house but sees Toshio and he says that he knows how to stop the aliens. This is the funniest part because Toshio and Cindy speak in Japanese but then when they speak in Japanese, they say words like 'Fujitsu' and 'Toshiba'! Haha! But there's subtitles. Anyway, Toshio tells Cindy to find his father to ask who's the killer. Toshio shows a Yahoo! Maps map to Cindy in blood. Heehee!
Then, Cindy meets her friend (which I forgot the name, so let's call her Mary). They steal a car and they follow the map. Then, they get to the village from The Village. But then it's really old-fashioned and they try to beat up two female villagers in the bush. Haha! In the end the villagers came out victorious! Haha! But then Cindy and Mary find clothes that are left to dry. Then, Cindy asks Toshio's father what happened to Toshio, so Toshio's dad tells her that he died during a boxing match. Then, Cindy remembers that some fat guy fell on Toshio. She realises that she's the killer. But then the aliens abduct Cindy, Mary, Tom and his kids into the bathroom. Tom has to hold on to a rope or else his kids would die. But then, Mary makes a deal with Jigsaw by having sex with him and then, they leave Earth. In the end, Mary gets pregnant and gives birth to a baby with a Jigsaw face.
The last part is the MOST MOST MOST FUNNIEST!!! It's like, I died of laughter. They made fun of Tom Cruise going crazy on Oprah. Hee!
Saturday, June 10, 2006
My Fire-Ant Frenzy
Anyway, I followed my mother to the market and I saw two policemen patrolling around and they just glared at me because I was sitting on the railing. I hope they don't tell my mommy.
So, when we were walking back home (my house is really near to the market), I walked through this colony of fire ants and a few ants went up to my feet and bit me and it hurt so bad! So, I kind of panicked and went batshit crazy and tried to sweep them away, but then they got onto my hand and started biting my hand. Seriously, they had such long legs. In the end, I flicked all of them away. My mother was laughing away while I was on the verge of death. Obviously, she hasn't heard of people who are eaten alive by ants.
Anyway, here's Mariah Carey's first ever song - Vision of Love!
Sweet destiny
Carried me through desperation
To the one that was waiting for me
It took so long
Still I believed
Somehow the one that I needed
Would find me eventually
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given to me
Prayed through the nights
Felt so alone
Suffered through alienation
Carried the weight on my own
Had to be strong
So I believed
And now I know I've succeeded
In finding the place I conceived
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given to me
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given me
I've realized a dream
And I visualized
The love that came to be
Feel so alive
I'm so thankful that I've received
The answer that heaven has sent down to me
You treated me kind
Sweet destiny
And I'll be eternally grateful
Holding you so close to me
Prayed through the nights
So faithfully
Knowing the one that I needed
Would find me eventually
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given to me
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you turned out to be
Friday, June 09, 2006
My Eyes Wide Shut
Anyway, yesterday my family excluding me went to Johor and my grandmother (father's side) called and asked where my parents are. So, I told her that 'they haven't returned' which is true. But I think that she's assuming that they haven't returned from work, so when my grandmother called again when my parents returned, my mother thought that I had already told my grandmother that they went to Johor and told her that they just returned from Johor. In the end, I was scolded by both my parents, because they don't really visit my grandmother because my mother told me that she's 'cunning'. My mother's like Bree. My mother told me that I should have just lied that they went out for dinner or something. Oh ya, sure, teach your children to lie! What a technique to teach children morals and ethics. I have a feeling that my mother hates her mother-in-law. Anyway, my parents returned home with tons of bread (I don't know why) and also, tons of DVDs. I mean, original DVDs. Heheh. Yay! There's Silent Hill! They didn't buy The Omen though.
Anyway, today was a useless day, no really! I mean it! I was on time for once! Today, I thought that Murbarak would teach us for Physics but out came Mr Eng and he shouted at us to go to his home room. Sigh. I just wanted to run away from the school building. During the whole 2 hours in the stupid class, he gave us only 4 questions on scalar and vector diagrams. He was wasting our time by going on the computer. Sometimes I wonder if he has ever figured out a way to switch on the computer. No offence, please don't sue me. He doesn't care if we ask him to teach us electricity, which we all totally suck in, and he doesn't seem to care about the welfare of the students. Something happened in class and his eyes were still stuck to the computer screen and didn't raise his head. Adam said that he was in this website that looked like a Chinese YouTube.
Here's another segment of STFU! Please mind me, because the topic of the segment is a person. See, he made me totally pissed off.
Hakimbo's Sub-blog - STFU: Marco Chandryanto
Marco, stop wearing those earphones! Take them off, for goodness sakes! Stop being a burden! When we tell you to wait for the other people to get their food, we mean it. Don't go talking like as if the whole world revolves around you. If it did, I'm sure most of us would commit suicide! And Marco, please, whenever you go on long journeys and if you really have a tiny bladder, pee right before you board the vehicle. We wouldn't want another peeing-in-a-plastic-bag-in-the-bus incident. We're like, less than ten feet away from you. We might smell ammonia. Ok? Stop being a burden and stop thinking about yourself. You are living in Singapore and not in Indonesia. Ok? Don't laugh at us. Don't think that everything in Indonesia is cheaper. It may be, but you have to respect our country! Ok? It's called hay-spay-to! It's respect in Portugese! Ok? And when you tell people to shut up, shut up yourself, Ok? And stop talking to Melvin aka "Mel" during SS class. The teacher is talking. When the teacher is talking, SHUT UP! And poor Shi Jie is sitting in the middle of you and Mel. She's such a trooper, if I were her, I would go crazy! And Marco, before I let you off, please, just please, stop playing with your darn long ruler! Leave it at home. Thank you! =D
Thursday, June 08, 2006
My Culinary Delight
Anyway, Bio practical was fun. My whole bench was like, preparing this gourmet dish with carrots, onions and leaves. Rui Qi carved her carrot into a star and arranged it with onions and leaves and took a picture of it using my handphone, Anavil put carrots and onions and leaves in a beaker and put Benedict's solution in it and heated it so it turned out looking and smelling like pumpkin soup. Then, he wanted to give it to Marco and Marco was asking him if it's a Thai dish. Haha, he still wears earphones. And Abhishek was boiling carrots and onions. And I was cutting onions. I dunno, I just love cutting onions.
Get ready to be amazed by Rui Qi's carrot!
Oh and I totally forgot about the placenta picture. Heck the hoarding activities.

Anyway, I went to Sing Song and bought pasta and spaghetti sauce which costs less than $5 total! Like, that's so cheap! So, I went back and cooked pasta. Yay!
Gotta go!
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
My 666 Day
Anyway, I had to accompany my two bratty little immature cousins to watch X-Men 3. They think that they know everything about X-Men. It's so sad that nowadays the cartoons all suck! I mean, what the hell is Samurai Jack? And Kids Next Door? Where is Bugs Bunny?!
After that, my auntie gave me $10 for taking care of them while she went shopping with my female cousin who paints her middle, ring and little finger black while leaving the other fingers unpainted. She's so fashionable!
I wanna watch The Omen! It sounds so creepy. I think was kind of like the Damien boy when I was young - a sociopath.
Anyways, speaking of the devil, I watched Rosemary's Baby on Sunday. It's kind of creepy. Well, let me tell the whole story. So, Rosemary and her husband, Guy, an actor, moves in into an apartment. Then, there's this elderly couple living next door who are really nice to them. Rosemary doesn't really like them, but her husband keeps on going to their house. Then, Rosemary gets pregnant but then instead of gaining weight, she loses weight. Her friend (which I forgot the name, let's call him Donald Trump) visits her and notices that she might be under a spell. So, eventually, Donald Trump dies after falling into a coma. In the end, Rosemary finds out that Guy actually made a pact with the neighbours, who are actually satanists, to exchange his baby for his career boost. So, Rosemary runs away from Guy and goes to the gynae to give birth but finds out that the gynae is also part of the satanist group and then, she runs away to find another gynae. Mind you, this happens when she's on the verge of birth. So, she goes to the other gynae and explains everything but the gynae thinks she's nuts so she calls the satanist gynae to pick her up. So, they bring Rosemary back to her house and all the satanists are there and they all pile on top of her to sedate her. Funny! Then, she wakes up and the gynae says that her baby died, but Rosemary doesn't believe him. At night, Rosemary goes next door with a knife in her hand and walks like some zombie and finds a crib in black velvet and an upside-down cross on top, like a mobile. Anyway, Rosemary finds out that her son's eyes were spooned out! Eww! Then, the satanists say that the baby had Guy's eyes, but his father was supposed to be Satan. Eww!!! In the end, Rosemary accepts her son as her son and rocks the crib. THE END!
That's a really good movie! Watch it!
Monday, June 05, 2006
My Promiscuousity
So, here's Promiscuous ft. Timbaland by Nelly Furtado!
Sunday, June 04, 2006
My Kahang Trip
Reached school before the gates were opened. Only some of the 4R people didn't go and only 7 4Sers came. Anyways, the bus trip was crazy. I mean, literally. We played those riddle games but only Charlene and Ms Neo didn't get it.
Oh and the tour guide was being really condescending towards us. We had this briefing on organic farming and when we didn't really ask him questions, he told us that when he had RGS, they had a heated debate on organic farming. Wow! How interesting! I think that the RGS girls were debating during the whole 5 hours in the bus.
So, we reached the place at around 12 and we had to eat organic food because we were at the organic farm. Duh! Anyway, it's not that bad, except the fact that the people gave us too much rice, which tasted like barley. Anyway, they played this CD called Lovesongs and it had Hero in it. I wanted to sing.
After that, we changed into our 'going-to-get-wet' clothes and walked around the farm and we stopped by the dragonfruit plantation and Ms Neo stepped on really muddy mud. Plus, she was wearing those Birkenstock slippers. So sad. Anyway, the dragonfruits are the weirdest plants ever! They look like cacti.
Then, umm... oh we went to the duck pen because ducks help in organic farming. Something called agimo! Hehe. Then, Nani, Charlene, Felicia and Rui Qi went inside and the ducks ran away from them. So funny! After that we went to the fish area where we fed fish. Ya.
Then, we went to this rice transplanting area and it was soooooo fun! I mean, we were given rice seedlings and we had to plant the seedlings. The mud was really muddy and it was fun smoothening our feet.
After that, we went for the activities! Yay! Went for the obstacle course first but then I lost one of my sandals when I fell into the water. The water was so muddy and I think that the mud has already covered the whole sandal up. I'm so sad!
Then was the water rafting! Nani and Adam shared one raft and me and Izzati shared another. The raft was kind of like bamboo poles tied together and it was sooooo much fun! I wanna do it again!
After that, we bathed and the toilets were very very public. I mean, we had to change and shower outdoors! Like, the walls were bamboo poles (again) and there was like this mini garden before you step into an open shower. Then, we went to this Chinese restaurant where the herbal tea was tasteless but in the end it was addictive. Then, it was Adam's birthday so we sang a birthday song and brought out a cake! Hehe, picture taking, then we went back to the bus. Then, we stopped at this Esso kiosk where we bought bubble gum and chewing gum. After that, we went back to Tuas and reached home!
Home sweet home. Oh and I'm in love with this song called 'Promiscuous' by Nelly Furtado.
Friday, June 02, 2006
My Favourite Artiste
Anyway, if you hate Mariah Carey, here are the songs which will make you love her!
1. Vision Of Love
2. Love Takes Time
3. Someday
4. I Don't Wanna Cry
5. Emotions
6. Dreamlover
7. Hero
8. Without You
9. Fantasy
10. Always Be My Baby
11. Honey
12. My All
13. Heartbreaker
14. Thank God I Found You
15. We Belong Together
16. Don't Forget About Us
17. One And Only
18. Say Somethin'
19. So Lonely
Happy listening!
My Spring Cleaning, Part I
Anyways, tomorrow 4R (and 4S) is going to Johor! Yay! I heard that there were many accidents there. Let's hope nothing happen.
Thank goodness I wasn't late for my Bio prac. Yay! Actually, I find that practicals are fun (except physics). Like, in bio, the only stupid thing is that you have to draw a stupid tomato and it's like, so hard for me to draw because I have some sort of drawing problem. Oh, and the other thing which I dislike is using the bunsen burner. It's just so scary. I nearly had an panic attack when Anavil just opened the gas tap on full blast and then go around and get a lighter. Oh and Marco ate the cherry tomato. Hehe, I told him that it might be poisonous but then he said that 'it's all up to God'. Haha, if I don't see him tomorrow, then God hates him. And I found out that Abhishek is super super funny! We were having the debriefing and he said that maybe Marco boiled the tomato and the french bean in the water bath. Hehe, then he said, "I wonder if he ate the onion the other day." Hehe, and he said that Marco has a deprived childhood because he didn't get the chance to eat tomatoes when he was young and that he had taken advantage of the Bio lab. Hehe! I was trying to hide my laughter but Ms Woon glared at me with her laser eyes.
On a darker note, here's another sub-blog entry!
Hakimbo's Sub-blog - STFU: Mats of Bus 003
Well, I wanted to just relax in the bus but these stupid idiot mats (Malay version of Ah-Beng) just sat around my place (not next to me). There were 6. Like, and then they keep on shouting next to my ear and they keep on looking at teenage girls who look like prostitutes and they even comment on them, like "Wah, the hair so nice!" and "Wah, the Goodies so nice!" and "Wah, the butt so nice!". Seriously, I hope they have sex with a prostitute and die of AIDS so that they won't have to disrupt the serenity of bus 3
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
My Latelyness
Yesterday, I was late for my SS by 5 minutes. Thank goodness the teacher, Mrs Xavier (hehe, X-Men) was nice. We learnt a new word - condescending. Well, actually I knew that word but I thought that it meant to insult. I'm wrong!
Anyway, I was late for my Bio prac by 10 minutes. I wasn't there for the pre-prac briefing. I asked Anavil what we were doing, but he was late too! Apparently, we had to trace onions and measure their lengths before immersing them in solutions. One of my onions was supposed to shrink and one was supposed to be either the same size or expand, but both my onions were the same size as before. I cheated myself by peeking through Rui Qi's book. Sigh. I think I'm going to fail my practical.
Oh and something freaky happened at the Bio lab. I shall not elaborate on it. Well, I saw something. That's all I'm going to say.
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
My O Level Malay Mid-Year
Anyway, I came home from Malay O Levels which was relatively easy (I knew all the words in the 'bina ayat' :D) and to my horror, I saw a wasp on the wall of my room and saw a cacoon or nest or whatever! I think the wasp sensed my presence and flew out of the window. I was scared like fuck and didn't go in my room the whole time. Then, about an hour later, I went back to my room to get something and I saw three cacoons or whatevers! I was so scared I closed the windows and waited for my mother to come home. My mother came home and I told her about the wasp thingy and she just went to my room and picked up my set square and newspaper and bravely scraped the cacoon thingies. Then, she just threw those thingies out of the window. Then, she said "How can you become a CSI?". I just hope the wasp doesn't come back to kill me or something. Now everytime I leave my house, I make it a point to close my window.
Well, today I could write a dialog on polytechnic vs. JC/uni! My father was pro-poly but my mother was pro-JC/uni. My mother said that only the cream of the crop would be admitted to university. Then, my brother said that there was going to be some university campus in Simei or something and my mother was like, "Oh, you can go there!" Like, I haven't even gotten my O Levels. Then, my father said that the diploma is better because after I'm done with NS and start working, I can further my studies as well! Wow! How amazing! See lah! They have confused me!
So, I'm in love with this song called Unfaithful by Rihanna. It's a song about her being unfaithful to her boyfriend but the boyfriend already knows, but then Rihanna can't take it anymore because she's killing her boyfriend by dating another guy. Oh, Rihanna! What will you do?
Rihanna - Unfaithful
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company
Hes more than a man
And this is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue
The clouds are rolling in
Because I'm gone again
And to him I just can't be true
[Bridge]
And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying
[Chorus]
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer
I feel it in the air
As I'm doing my hair
Preparing for another day
A kiss up on my cheek
He's here reluctantly
As if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hanging with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
Where I'm about to go
And we know it very well
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Our Love, his trust
I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this
Anymore (anymore)
[Chorus]
No no no no
Yeah yeah yeah
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
My Talk With Ms Woon
Well, thank goodness I didn't sit next to the group of 4S girls during the mock exam. I just sat next to Rui Qi. Poor Sam Tang. He sat at my place. The HCL pupils didn't get their papers during Paper 2 but at least the 4R HCLers were considerate enough. The rest of the school population went crazy and this group of boys went to the toilet as a pack because they're scared they might get raped or something. I guess they have to share urinals. Anyways, I think my Malay has been improving. I'm quite fluent in my writing now.
Well, we had Physics remedial after school and lots of people ponteng because Mr Eng practically spent the hour on the Paper 2 and we already went through the questions. Then, Nani and Izzati had to meet Ms Woon and me and Adam followed them and outside the staff room, Ms Woon was like, "You know what? I would also like to talk to the four of you" and she talked to me because of my Combined Humans which I got F9! Seriously, I need to buck up. I'm gonna have to pester Ms Neo and ask a million questions until she gets a restraining order from me.
I'm going to study non-stop after my Malay O Levels. So, now, I'll just focus on getting my A1 for my Malay.
Oh and I have decided to have a new section in my entries called STFU. Yah, it means Shut The F*** Up. It's kind of like a section where I release my anger so please take no offence when reading STFU, because sometimes I seriously feel that I'm one of the rare few in this world that has morals, ethics, and common sense. Thanks!
Hakimbo's Sub-blog - STFU: You Fucking Drivers!
Well, who is going to be the first victim in my sub-blog? Well, you guessed it, it's DRIVERS! Usually, I wake up early in the morning just to reach school in time, and usually I lag behind because I oversleep. As you probably know, I take a 500 metre route from my house to this bus stop, so I have to cross a zebra crossing and also cross this carpark. [this is the part where I get vulgar] When I'm at the side of the zebra crossing and about to cross the road, these fucking drivers pretend to not fucking see me and just fucking drive past me! Like, what the fuck? The fucking road doesn't belong to you, nor does it belong to your daddy! And you still fucking dare to not signal when you're about to turn! It doesn't take much energy to fucking flick the signaller, you assholes! And how fucking dare you drive so fucking slowly when I'm about to cross the carpark! Can't you see that I'm fucking late?! And what do I get for your fucking lack of speed? I have to give my fucking phone number to the school and humiliate myself at the parade square! I hope you get testicular cancer so that you won't be able to produce any kids who might in turn, become assholes like yourself!
Wow! That was a release in anger! Well, that shows that you can't piss me off, because I might even feature people. Just because I seem innocent and vulnerable, there's a lot of anger building up on me :D.
Sigh. Sec 3s are at Pahang. I bet they're having their times of their lives alone in the long stretch of road, crying for their mommies. Oh the good times.
Malay Translation
Minggu ini adalah Malaymania! Apa kita buat adalah Melayu! Cina pun sama.
Nasib baik aku tidak duduk sebelah si perempuan 4S. Aku duduk sebelah Rui Qi. Kasihan Sam Tang. Dia duduk dekat tempat aku. Pelajar-pelajar HCL tidak dapat kertas mereka bila Paper 2, tetapi mereka daripada kelasku diam sahaja. Selain daripada itu, semua orang telah menjadi gila dan sekumpulan lelaki pergi ke jamban, takut kena rogol. Haha, mereka kena kongsi 'urinal'.
Kita pun ada kelas tambahan Fizik dan banyak orang ponteng. Lepas tu, aku jumpa Ms Woon kerana Combined Humans aku teruk gila. F9!
Monday, May 22, 2006
Blog Melayuku
Anyway, we had a mock Mother Tongue exam and it was so irritating because this group of 4S girls were so irritating and noisy and they talk loudly and turn around and ask questions and whatnot. Like, seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I lost about two marks because of them, because I couldn't concentrate!
Well, I'm in love with this song called 'Torn' by this ex-Destiny's Child called LeToya. Ahh!! I love it!
Torn - LeToya
A part of me wants to leave you alone.
A part of me wants for you to come home.
A part of me says I'm living a lie.
(And I'm better off without you.)
A part of me says to think it through.
A part of me says I'm over you.
A part of me wants to say goodbye.
A part of me is asking why...
A part of me wants to leave.
But a part of me wants to be here with you.
And everytime I think we're over and done you do something to get me back loving you.
And you got me just torn.
Torn in between the two. (Oh yeah)
Cuz I really wanna be with you.
But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (I really want to be with you)
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone.
And you got me just torn in between the two. (In between the two)
Cuz I really wanna be with you. (Be with you)
But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (You alone)
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone.
There were no issues when we started out.
It was cool.
It was everything that love's about.
But something happened.
Plus I feel it's over now.
(Cuz I can't understand you now.)Now oh
(I just can't understand you now.)
A part of me says it's all my fault.
A part of me says "he ain't what you want."
A part of me says to get my bags.
A part of me says I can't do that.
A part of me wants to leave.
But a part of me wants to be here with you.
And everytime I think that it's over and done you make me fall back in love.
You got me just torn.
Torn in between the two. (Between the two)
Cuz I really wanna be with you. (Be with you)
But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (You alone)
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone.
And you got me just torn in between the two. (Torn in between the two)
Cuz I really wanna be with you. (Really wanna be with you)
But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (Telling me I should leave)
Leave you alone. (Alone)
Leave you alone. (Alone)
So many times I... (I was ready to go)
So many times I... (Had my foot out the door)
So many times I... (I thought to give him a chance, thought he'd be a better man)
Now I'm sitting here and I'm so confused.
Cuz I keep fighting myself for you. (I don't know how much more I can take but I can't feel this way)
(You got me so torn)
Torn in between the two. (Oh yeah)
Cuz I really wanna be with you. (I really wanna be with you)
But something's telling me I should leave you alone.
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone. (But I don't know)
And you got me just torn in between the two. (Should I stay or should I go)
Cuz I really wanna be with you. (I don't know)
But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (You alone)
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone. (You alone)
And you got me just torn in between the two. (I'm torn in between the two)
Cuz I really wanna be with you. (I really wanna be with you)
But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (But I don't know)
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone.
And you got me just torn in between the two.
Cuz I really wanna be with you.
But something's telling me I should leave you alone.
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone.
Malay Translation
Aku telah menduduki peperiksaan Melayu dan aku tak boleh tahan seh! Budak-budak perempuan daripada kelas 4S amat menyebuk dan mereka sentiasa bercakap dengan kuat, menoleh dan juga bertanya soalan. Menyampah! Diam boleh tak? Aku pun hilang dua markah kerana aku tak boleh fokus.
Aku pun suka sebuah lagu yang bernama 'Torn' yang dinyanyi oleh seorang bekas anggota Destiny's Child yang bernama Letoya.
Sunday, May 21, 2006
My Placenta Incident
Anyway, I went to my auntie's house and then everybody there was talking about my other auntie who's coming and she's bringing along 'uri-uri'. At first I thought it was some sort of food or something but then, I was told that it's my cousin's cousin's baby's placenta, which is going to be buried. Then, everybody started asking me stupid questions like, "Does the placenta cover the baby?" Haha! Oh I love being a Bio student.
Anyway, it was at night and everybody was scared because the placenta is bloody and it might attract other 'things'. OK, freaky! Anyway, my auntie was washing the placenta at the bathroom and I saw the placenta! It's like, bigger than the size of a fist and the umbilical cord looks like those rubber tubes.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
My Day As A 16-Year-Old
Well, today I watched Amazing Race halfway and then, got ready to go watch Da Vinci Code with Sham, Nani, Adam, Izzati, Nuriman and Sarah. It has been such a long time since I watched a movie. Anyway, we couldn't get the tickets because Adam and I were still 15 and Sham had to bravely ask these two ITE minahs to borrow their IC. They were kind enough. Anyway, the Da Vinci Code is so mind-boggling. Seriously, what's so NC-16 about the movie? I'm going to read the book, after my brother finishes lending his friend his book.
Anyway, it was Nuriman's birthday so we brought the cake into the theater after the movie ended. Heheh. Kind of cool.
Oh and now I plan to keep track on my finance because my expenditure has been really bad this week because of the photo-taking session. So, I have kept a notebook and I'm going to update on what I buy and how much it costs. It's kind of neat.
Watched the rest of the Amazing Race at night and I knew who won (Nuriman exposed the winners) but then I was really shocked when they didn't know their flags. Like, seriously. I heard that studies concluded that most Americans think that Abraham Lincoln was the first president of America. Hee.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
My Destroyed Sole
Ahhh!!! I'm lazy to upload my pictures to Photobucket.
Anyway, today was miserable because we got our exam scripts and surprisingly, my best paper is Chem. Arrrggghhh! Now the whole class strongly dislikes this certain teacher of mine (shall not reveal the identity of the teacher) because the teacher (which I shall call TKK) didn't even come down to our class! I mean, Ryan had to call TKK from the staff room. Like, seriously! Then, Nani asked TKK if TKK could go through the answers, but TKK said "NO!" OMG! What?! Like, seriously. Everybody's pissed with TKK because TKK doesn't care if we pass or fail.
Arrrh!!! LAZY ah!
Sunday, May 14, 2006
My CSI Dream
Anyway, I haven't been uploading the images of my hoarding activities. Maybe tomorrow. Oh and there's a class photo taking session tomorrow. Need to bring extra money. Also, I'm in love with this girl.

Friday, May 12, 2006
My Untidyness
During the commercials, I went to my room and I realised that I MIGHT BE ONE OF THEM! I mean, my room is constantly in a mess. And I remembered when I was little (like as in primary school), I used to clean my room every week! And it didn't take long because I usually keep my room really neat and everything had its place and stuff. OH MY GOD what happened to me?
I'll post pics of my room and the stuff that I keep. I cannot believe I have receipts dated March all over my desktop.
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
My Exams Are Done
Anyway, exams are over! Next stop, O Level Mother Tongue. Abhishek kept on talking to me before the exam started and telling me how wonderful it is, even when they had already given out the question paper. I just smiled back because I was scared Mr Cuthbert would be standing behind me and shout at me and tell me to tuck in my shirt with his loud voice.
Heehee there was this group of Bedok South Secondary minahs who were like, trying to act Westernized and spoke with a slang accent, which failed. Seriously, just speak Malay. Then, one of them was like, "Where do we go for lunch?" and one of them said, "Sushi, baby!" Hahaa!! Instead, they ate at Mac.
Oooooo!!!
Did you know that you can watch ANTM Season 6 on YouTube? Just search for 'ANTM 6'. It's so exciting!
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
My Blank Papers
Sigh, I've been reading my past entries and realised that many of my posts are 'happy' posts and blah. They contain me smiling. How about frowning? Well, I've been hiding my frown and now it's like, accumulating.
Firstly, my parents are not talking to each other since Sunday. They're so immature. I don't care if they secretly read my blog. I can't tell them directly or they'll scold me or whatever... I've never told them such risky stuff. Whatever... Anyway, we're not going to Johor on Vesak Day. Fuck lah! And all because of my parents, my uncles and aunties and everyone isn't going also! Seriously! Their level of maturity put together is much lower than my level of maturity! Like, they're watching the same TV programme in the same room but sit at different chairs and they don't even TALK! Like, FRIGGING TALK!!!!! And I have to act as the stupid messager! Sorry. I'm not really used to blogging about the sad part of my life.
I'm not going to delete this entry.
My Lady's Shirt
Anyway, the Chem paper was OK. Oddly, I was singing Sorry the whole time. The stupid song is stuck in my head. If you're squemish, please don't click on the video.
Sunday, May 07, 2006
My Boring Boring Boring... ZZZ
I can't wait to just finish with the exams already! Just let me not read for 2 days! Anyways, my whole family (like, my family, my aunties/uncles, cousins, cousins-in-law, cousin's children, and more) are going to Johor on Vesak Day! Yay! I think we're going there and back by train. Yay! I'm going to buy stuff with the $10 I saved this week!
Anyways, speaking of Johor, the class is going on a Geography field trip to this rice field in Johor! Yay! I could act as a tour guide since I know Johor at the palm of my hand. But the creepy thing is that all the boys aged 4-20 are mats! And they hang out at shopping malls everyday. Like, don't they study?
Sigh. Chemistry tomorrow.
Oh and PAP won by a huge margin. I'm so surprised. Some political party van came into my neighbourhood and thanked us for voting them. Shut up! People are trying to study like crazy to have a better future and here you are telling lies to us! Speaking of which, PAP won.
Elections in 5 years time. I'll be 21!!!! Yay! I hope I get the Progress Package. But then, I'll be 20 at during this time in 5 years. I hope the next elections take place after October 29th.
Friday, May 05, 2006
My Unproductive Day
Anyways, the SS paper was OK. I was writing like crazy from start to finish and I still couldn't finish my second essay. When I grow up and join an opposition party, I will propose that we take all our exams with a voice-activated computer which will process every word that we speak and then, after the exam, we e-mail to Cambridge. VOTE FOR ME! Hehe!
Today I didn't do anything. No, really! I didn't! I slept when I got home and woke up and did you know there's Oprah on Channel 5? There was Elvis' wife and daughter. Then, the daughter, Lisa Marie Presley, looked like she was a teenager and I asked my mother how old she was, then she said that she's like, in her 30s! Then she reminded me that she was married to Michael Jackson like, about more than 10 years ago! Haha, so that means that Michael Jackson married a 5 year old! Hehe!
Anyway, my mother asked me the most annoying question ever! We were watching Amazing Race and then, my mother asked me, "Are they in Perth now?" and so, I asked her back, "I dunno. Are they?" and she said, "Yes!" Why the heck did she ask me in the first place?!
I need to resuscitate the Music Video of the Week!
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I'm liking the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (Mama)
Who knows just how to get what I want and (Want and)
What I want to do is spring this on you (On you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (Told you)
You been saying all the right things all along
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see?
How these clothes are fitting on me
And the heat coming from this beat
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree
'Cause the love you said you had
Ain't been put on me
I wonder
If I'm just too much for you
Wonder
If my kiss don't make you just
Wonder
What I got next for you
What you want to do? (Do)
Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours
I can see, just like most guys that your game don't please
Baby, can't you see?
How these clothes are fitting on me
And the heat coming from this beat
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm a make you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Why don't you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
I'm a make you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Why don't you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
Thursday, May 04, 2006
My Physics Paper
I really couldn't do like, 20% of the questions and just hancai-bocai the paper. I won't be surprised if I fail!
I'm in love with Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls.
I'm scared of tomorrow morning. I'm really nervous... Help!
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
My Black-Shoe Fetish
English was hard. Malay was hard. Hope I don't fail BOTH!!!
I currently have Marianne Chong on my lap. Some random thing which is very very risque. Hehe.
Well, the PAP van went around my neighbourhood and shouted 'UNDILAH KAMI!'. Uhh... I'm under 21. There's like pictures of candidates on every single streetlamp and tree! I can't wait till some people do graffiti on the faces and make fun of them. No offence. Please don't sue me.
Monday, May 01, 2006
My Super Ultra Hiatus
Ok, tomorrow's the start of exam fever. Gotta go! Will be blogging soon!
Saturday, April 15, 2006
My Astigmagtism
Ok, need to do SS.
Blogging soon.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
My Fashion Show
5.30 - Woke up
5.31 - Sleepwalk a bit
5.35 - Check my stuff, shower, get ready
6.15 - Left home
6.17 - Reached the bus stop opposite White Sands Primary
6.19 - Took 17. I was the only boy in the bus. Seriously...
6.25 - Alighted at bus stop near Esso
6.27 - Boarded 81
6.40 - Reached Tampines Interchange
6.45 - Boarded a SINGLE-DECKER 10 and had to stand up because bitches cut the queue and got to sit instead
7.10 - Reached school
7.13 - Listened to Adam's remix of songs
7.15 - Went to put stuff in Den
7.17 - Found out that Izzati's sunglasses broke because there was a loose screw
7.25 - Flag-raising
7.30 - Tried to find screw during Morning Digest
7.32 - Found it
7.45 - Went for Maths class
7.50 - Helped Izzati pluck orchids for the flower strings
8.45 - Ended up not learning anything. Went for Bio lesson
8.50 - Did a dissection.... of a kidney bean
9.00 - Theory, saw a certain male someone pinching the hips of a certain female someone
9.30 - Went for Physics class
9.35 - Didn't understand a single thing Mr Eng teaches
10.40 - End of lesson
10.43 - Saw Anavil at the foyer because he went to doctor
10.45 - Heard the song. Very Hawaii-ish
10.47 - Gave the CD to Alia
10.55 - Ate recess
11.15 - Recess over. Me, Adam, Nani, Izzati, Rui Qi and Anavil went to Den
11.20 - Wore my costume.
11.25 - Anavil thought me the choreograph. I could dance! But my short-term memory sucks!
11.30 - Found out that Charlene still at lessons
11.45 - Charlene came with her costume
11.55 - Practised a lot
12.15 - Rushed to the hall backstage
12.17 - Saw that the stairs was like, going down, then going up
12.20 - Made last minute changes
12.30 - Rehearsed backstage
12.35 - Catwalked! Did OK at first but I couldn't listen to the music. Both of us forgot our steps and I forgot what happened after that
12.45 - Went to the back of the hall
12.46 - Some talk going on
1.00 - Went upstage for prize-giving
1.05 - Gave kisses to 4R
1.10 - The Sec 3 Samantha won first runner-up for girls and Nafisah was the winner
1.11 - Aiman won first runner-up for boys and Arvind was the winner. He was wearing what Charlene was wearing. No kidding!
1.20 - Photo-taking
I would like to thank...
Shaun for the sombrero
Izzati for the sunglasses
the person who bought orchids for buying orchids
Rui Qi for the Hawaii shirt
Ryan for the muscle shirt
myself for the shorts
nobody for the shoes (I was barefooted)
Adam, Nani, Izzati, Felicia, Rui Qi, Ryan and Mervyn for making the rafia grass skirt
Charlene for being my partner (that sounds wrong) and for bringing her skin-colour shirt and bikini
Yu Ren for the basket of fake fruits
The Den for the guitar
Rui Qi for the sunflowers
Anavil for the Hawaii song and the choreography
Felicia for the S Club and Rocky song (even though we didn't use it)
4R for cheering for us and for giving ideas
Kate Moss for giving me inspiration (...)
TMS-kians who also cheered for me
and to all my wonderful fans who supported me (haha, right)
Oh and we didn't spend a single cent in our costume (other than the orchids) while other people were like, spending tens and hundreds of dollars to rent. We're the budget class and we had fun! Hehe!




Monday, April 10, 2006
My Runway Project
I mean, we have to walk from the side of the stage to the center, pose, then go do our walk then, pose at the end then go back to the sides and it's all in 40 seconds! Like, OMG!
Charlene told me to count like what dancers do, which is really really hard. And I don't even know how the song sounds like because Anavil is going to burn it and give the CD tomorrow. I really hope he doesn't fall while on the way to school. If not, I'm just going to have to burn maybe 'Goodies'.
Friday, April 07, 2006
My Foolish Games
Anyways! I've got some good news! I'm going to be TNTMM - Temasek's Next Top Male Model. I'm going to model for 4R!!! Haha, Charlene's modelling too, but I'm not going to spill the beans and tell you what I'm wearing. Tuesday is going to be the day I humiliate myself. Like, seriously. But it's going to be fun! Hehe! I hope I don't fall off the runway. And walking is so hard! I tried doing it in my room and I kind of sucked. But then Nani said that I walked straightly, which is good. Hee!
Here's the lyrics for Foolish Games because you can't really make out what she's singing. Don't worry!
You were always crazy like that
I watched from my window
Always felt I was outside looking in on you
You were always the mysterious one with dark eyes and careless hair
You were fashionably sensitive, but too cool to care
Then you stood in my doorway, with nothing to say
Besides some comment on the weather
Well in case you failed to notice, in case you failed to see
This is my heart bleeding before you, this is me down on my knees
These foolish games are tearing me apart
Your thoughtless words are breaking my heart
You're breaking my heart
You were always brilliant in morning
Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee
You philosophies on art, Baroque moved you
You loved Mozart and you'd speak of your loved ones
As I clumsily strummed my guitar
Excuse me, think I've mistaken you for somebody else
Somebody who gave a damn, somebody more like myself
These foolish games are tearing me apart
You're tearing me, tearing me, tearing me apart
Your thoughtless words are breaking my heart
You're breaking my heart
You took off your coat and stood in the rain
You were always crazy like that
Thursday, April 06, 2006
My Emotional Nights
I cried like hell during the camp. No, I didn't cry. I wailed! I wailed like I had an asthma attack and everyone knew it was me. Haha, wow! The last time I cried like that was when my grandmother passed away but I didn't cry in public. I just couldn't hold back my tears, you know. But the thing is that I'm not really like, rude to my parents. I dunno why I cried and people didn't cry! I mean, some people had the audacity to tell me, "It's Ok. Cry your heart out!".
So Wednesday came and I also cried, but not as bad. My parents didn't come because they were busy so I didn't go up. So sad. But I think I would like, collapse on stage if I did. Then, we all took class photos and Wooot!!! 4R ROCKS!!!! I LUUUURRVE MY CLASS! And at the AVT we were like, showcasing our talents and didn't know that people like Abhishek could beatbox really good. Haha, then Kwok Foong played the piano and I wanted to sing but I had a sore throat. Singers cancel their concerts when they have sore throats. Hehe, Ramesh told us to follow our passions, so I would want to practise an hour a day on singing. Heee! Then, I could like, sing for next year's charity concert.
Anyways, today I came to school with a bad flu which I shall call RQF (Rui Qi Flu) because she said that it was her fault because she was sick during the camp and stuff and it spreaded to everybody. Haha, it's OK if I'm sick. But guess what? I was being my stupid self during PE and ran around the school four rounds (only me, Adam and Ryan ran) while the others were playing basketball, which is such a dangerous sport. The girls were doing their NAFA test so nobody dared to play CAPTAINSBALL!! So, I nearly died twice while running. After that, went to the girls and they were doing Sit and Reach so I tried and all the girls got like, more or less 50, but I only got 38! I couldn't bend my legs (I think I have some sort of physical disability like rickets or something) and I couldn't lean forward. Seriously, I couldn't straighten my legs. Just realised that. And my legs are like, super long! I bet Gisele Bundchen failed her Sit and Reach.
Guess what? There's like this International Friendship Day fashion show and we're supposed to choose a couple to catwalk. I actually thought of joining but then, the whole class shouted "KUNG BUSHMAN!". Umm... Kung Bushmen are naked! I mean, if they chose Eskimo or something, it's alright. But, ummm... We're going to have a meeting on Saturday so I'm going to have to talk with these people.
Went for Chem re-test because I was on the operating table last week. And it was super difficult. Not to worry, it's a learning experience! Hee!
Now I'm in love with this song called 'Foolish Games' by Jewel. It's like the song that makes your hair stand. Listen to the song! Can't believe I thought Jewel's songs sucked!
Monday, April 03, 2006
My Motivation Camp
Anyway, I nearly died from the motivation speaker. He keeps on cracking jokes like, non-stop and they're really funny and intellectual. I understood every bit of it.
Just realised that this week is the week where we don't do anything. Like, seriously. On Thursday, we're going to have to go to Jurong Stadium by ourselves. Like, might as well go to Johor Stadium. Then, we have Good Friday! Finally, a public holiday!
10 hour 07 min 47 sec.
Oh and I must say that THE APPRENTICE ROCKSSSSS!!!!
Haha, can't believe that Trump fired two people again. He's on a firing frenzy. Let me re-enact the scene again. Well, Felisha's this girl who keeps on crying because she knows she's the weakest link and she still wants to be on the show. Alla's an ex-stripper (no kidding) who looks down on depressed people and laugh at them and is very stong.
Carolyn (the dead ringer of Princess Diana): Felisha, you're the weakest of the lot.
Felisha cries and tries to say something. But Alla butts in and agrees with Carolyn.
Felisha: Alla, can you just shut up! [while wiping her tears]
Trump: Felisha, I don't know if you're strong enough to work in such a place like New York and therefore, You're Fired!
Pause, then Alla gets up from the seat.
Trump: Alla, sit down!
Alla sits down.
Trump: Alla, you're too strong to be led, so You're Fired!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!! I liked Alla, even though she was an ex-stripper. I hope the girl in crutches wins.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
My Musical
Anyway, the musical yesterday was fun! Haha, especially Nafisah's acting. Woot! She could win an Oscar award! Haha. Charlene was great. I was kind of expecting her to giggle and forget her lines. Hehe. Ryan had grey hair. Hmmm... Soh Wei Jie was... uhh... himself.
Tien Beng went crazy during the intermission because the whole class didn't sit according to our seats, then I heard that he tore up his ticket and threw the paper pieces to Sam Tang. Then he dragged Pailin along with him outside. Poor Pailin.
Motivation camp on Monday - Wednesday! Yay!
TAG PEOPLE TAG! If not I might as well kill myself.
Friday, March 31, 2006
My Surgery
It was scary, it was depressing, it was like a nightmare! I'm so glad that it's over. Had an appointment at CGH at 9 so, I wore my uniform and brought my bag so that I could go back to school after the appointment. Long story cut short, I was brought to this mini-operating theatre and sat on this chair that's like the OSim massage chair and they injected anaesthetics into my eyelid and they flipped open my eyelid and I think they poked my infection and removed everything. Then, I had to put on an eyepatch and it was so embarrassing because I had to walk around the whole hospital with it.
Then, when I removed the patch yesterday, it was all bloody and there was pus all over the place. Yucks!
MUSICAL!!!!
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
My Broken Badge
Anyway, on Monday, I broke my badge. Ya, so I had to use double-sided tape to stick it on the uniform. That's all. I just needed a blog title.
Anyway, just now I had a VJC talk and OH MY GOD the principal is so cool! I mean, she's so nice and she buys those swings you put in the gardens for her students! Too bad I can't get in. I heard it's partial 5. At least I can go to TJC, because they care too!
My brother's giving me his 512 MB handphone memory card to me!!! Haha, because he bought a Video I-Pod. Yay, I'm going to store all the songs I know in it.
Monday, March 27, 2006
My Stye
Today, I went to a private doctor and not a poly to get rid of my infection. And guess what? He just referred me to CGH! Stupid bitch doctor. Next time when I become a doctor, I will help every patient of mine to the max! I'll be Father Theresa.
Anyway, the doctor said that it was 'stye' and it's the infection of the eyelid. That's all! Then, he told me not to squeeze it and to use a warm damp towel and press lightly on it. And guess what? I checked Wikipedia and they said the same thing. And it's an inflammation of the sebaceous gland at the base of the eyelashes. Wow! I understood every bit of it! Woo!
I hope it works! Anyway, I need some boost in my confidence and self-esteem because today at school, I almost died of lack of confidence. I didn't really say during the beginning but then, during the end of the day, I sang Hero during Physics and Mr Eng told me to 'Keep queit there!' with his deep voice. I think a certain somebody might be jealous of a certain comebody's voice!
Anyways, tomorrow I'm going to ransack the whole of the old-school CDs that belonged to my parents. I totally remember finding this Mariah Carey album. My mother used to lurve MC (not Marianne Chong).
Saturday, March 25, 2006
My Bicycle Journey
Well, Adam asked me to get the !Smash'd banner from D'Marquee, so I decided to have a leisurely bike ride to Downtown and I must say that it was fun. I mean, nobody was blocking my way and I could ride really fast. Reached there. Got the banner. To my shock, there were two banners, one medium-sized and the other like, 3 metres in width. If you saw somebody putting the bigger banner on his shoulder and balancing the smaller banner on his lap while riding uphill and sweating like a pig, that's me! I need some Coke Lime!

Thursday, March 23, 2006
My Stitches
Bio test sucked. It was like those Civics and Moral tests where they ask questions like 'Why do teenagers take drugs?' and 'Why do you think drug abusers are a burden?'.
The bar was still in my pocket and I took it out during PE. Then, when we were running round the school, I opened it and ate it while I was running and Nani told me that I would get stitches, but at that time, I thought that we would be running for like, 2 rounds. So I just ate but then, I was told that we would be running 2.4 km! I was like, "Ok, I'm dead!" In fourth round, I got stitches in my stomach and I couldn't run and had to walk. A lesson learnt.
Anyways, I was a star during Captainsball, for only a minute or two. 4R vs 3I! Haha, first ever! We thrashed them to bits and pieces mainly because we were taller than them. But all of them are also considered winners! But, technically, we won! I scored the second goal! Woot! After the first goal was scored, the ball was given to 3I. And that was when Michael Jordon possessed me, or Samantha gave me some of her magical netball powers. So, this 3I girl was about to pass to this boy who's right in front of me. And when she passed it to him, I totally flew in between them like some angel from heaven and snatched it, then, I threw the ball at the net and mind you, but the ball didn't touch the rim. It just went through! And we're talking about a netball post, not a basketball post. Heheh! I'm good! After the game finished, everbody bowed to the opposite person ala samurai style. Haha, but I missed it! I straight went to the canteen.
Physics test sucked. Everybody's questioning the reliaability and the usefulness of Mr Eng's notes. And I left my Bio textbook and TYS at Malay class! I hope some mat doesn't vandalise my stuff, or worse, steal it!
I have decided to extend the charts to 10 songs. And I'm adding weird songs. Haha, I thought that nobody knows the song 'Hero' by Mariah Carey. But Felicia and Izzati knows! Woot!
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
My Berry-Nice Yoghurt
Anyways, there's a new vending machine in Temasek, and it's not an ordinary vending machine, it spits out yoghurt and milk. World's first.
After school, bought yoghurt and it was quite expensive. $1. But then later that day I went to Shop n Save and it's also $1. There's like, chunks of strawberry in there which was absolutely scrumptious.
This is so scary, but I think I might be a teacher's pet (Mrs Tay's and Mdm Audra's). Seriously, suddenly Mrs Tay is nice to me and acts really motherly. And she helped me out a bit during the Chem prac. And she always calls out my name when she asks questions. Monday she asked me. Today, she also asked me. Mdm Audra likes to call my name too. Like, during SMT. Why oh why did I embarrass myself yet again in front of 4R and 4S. I said that the Adidas' three stripes stand for 'Reuse, reduce and recycle'. That's like, LAME!
Got our yearbooks. Yay, I'm at the Pahang Camp section. And I look haggardly. There weren't any mirrors and I didn't bathe that morning. And I look so expressionless. I shall try to be less sociopathic next time.
The whole class is singing Beep. And by 'the whole class', I mean me, Nani, Izzati, Charlene and Anavil. Adam doesn't know the song. It's really weird when you try to sing it and add the 'beep' sound. Whatever.
Two tests tomorrow. Bio and Physics!
Monday, March 20, 2006
My Dream Come True
I didn't blog yesterday because I went to Johor on Saturday. Yup, my mother made plans with my auntie on that morning and soon, we were at Johor. I bought only two shirts. Then, we went bowling and I sucked at first because the ball would naturally curl to the left gutter even if I bowled straight. Then, this guy next to our lane was laughing at me which I found really rude. Then, when he bowled, he sucked worse than me. Then, he 'step cool' by pretending to kick the machine that brings bowling balls back to you. In the end, I got one strike and about 3 spares throughout two games.
Then, I got the chance to go around the shopping centre alone. My brother wanted to buy a shoe and my cousin followed him. My father and uncle went together, and my mother and auntie went together. So, I was given RM 64 and went around. Eventually, I bought a couple of games which I won't be playing because it's in Japanese. And I bought some bubble gum and chewing gum and some quite expensive 'teenager cream' to eliminate pimples and blackheads.
Then, my father bought DVDs but all the movies seem to suck. There was this marine movie which I thought was Jarhead, but then, it's a movie called 'Submarine'. The only nice show he bought was 'Walk the Line'. He didn't buy Brokeback Mountain nor Transamerica. I should have bought the movies!
Today, Physics was totally disgusting. Well, during Geog, Ms Neo said that at the Indonesian islands, people pay about $1000 to buy the virginity of a prostitute. Then, during recess, Nani and Charlene kept on asking boys why some men like virgins. Riight. So, during Physics, Charlene asked Mr Eng why some men like virgins and he said that the men like to dominate and stuff. Umm... Eww... Then, suddenly we were talking about circumcision and Rui Qi didn't know what it was. Hehe... Charlene said that she wants to see the difference all for the sake of education.
After that, I had this huge migraine and went home right after the Maths test and slept for a while and now I still have a mild headache.
Saturday, March 18, 2006
My Nocturnal Activities
Mariah Carey with Heartbreaker! Hehe! I love the music video.
Anyway, it is official that I do sleepwalk. Last night, when I was about to go to sleep, my brother asked me what I was doing the night before. And I was like '???' and he said that I sat up and walked near the door and point with all my fingers and cry "Umi! Umi!" (meaning "Mother! Mother!) and he said that I cried out for my mother about seven times. My GOD!!!! Then, he said that I walked out the door. That's so freaky. I hope I didn't attempt to jump.
Sigh. But nobody comes here...
Thursday, March 16, 2006
The Girl On The Cover
And Gil Bensimon is such a freaky photographer. He likes to rub models' face while saying in a french accent "She's a winner." Freak.
Anyway, I was late for my appointment with Mdm Audra for my oral! Like, I was late for about 30 minutes. I'm supposed to be there at 8.50
7:30 - Woke up
7.35 - Took a shower
7.55 - Read through oral notes
8.00 - Lagged a bit
8.15 - Left home, walked to the bus stop opposite White Sands Primary
8.20 - Reached bus stop
8.25 - Boarded 81
8.40 - Reached Tampines Interchange
8.45 - Bought orange juice at Mac, realised that I was late, went to Tampines Mall taxi stand
8.50 - Reached Tampines Mall taxi stand, many taxis at the main road, didn't go in
9.15 - Boarded a taxi (at last)
9.30 - Reached school
Ahhh!!! Well, the queue was filled with rich businessmen who called the cab hotline and they cut queue. Stupid rich businessmen, it's not like as if they're late. I was expecting Mdm Audra to wait in the classroom and tell me, "I'm sorry, but you're late. I have to go home now to feed my daughter. She's starving, you see!" But she didn't. My oral was average - my 'reading aloud' was and I quote "perfectly articulated", my 'picture discussion' was "good", but my 'discussion' was "a pity". I'm sorry, but I do not exist in this world to be pitied upon. Well, anyway, somehow, some dead newscaster seemed to possess me during the 'reading aloud' because I spoke perfectly! Haha, and I made sure to make the dialog more unique i.e. speak in a higher pitch whenever a woman spoke. Yay! But then the picture was hard, it was a picture of a woman massaging an old man's foot. And I just had to say "The specialist looks happy massaging the elderly man's foot." Haha, and Mdm Audra just had to laugh at my mistakes, and I just had to laugh to. Then, the newscaster who possessed me left my body and I was a sotong during the conversation. I couldn't link to anything. Oh well. What's done is done.
My tagboard's at the verge of death. I think I need to blog about contraversial issues, like Brokeback Mountain.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
My Bottle Of 'Genie'
I'm going to die on 30th June 2006. Don't ask me why. I'm in a state of depression!
Tag, people, tag! Don't be afraid to tag, I know you think I'm a good boy. Don't you think a boy like me can be, TAG!
And what's with the camera focusing on the hips? And the organ underneath the hips? Hmmm....
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
My Uneventful Day
Anyway, I did like, nearly all my holiday homework and I'm left with Newspaper Cutting and Malay. Then, all I need to do is study Bio and A Maths. For the first time in my life, I'm actually going to finish up all my holiday homework before school re-opens. Who the hell invented the phrase 'school re-open' and 'school close'. Think what? Coffeeshop is it?
I think I might be going to the doctor tomorrow. I can't go for my Oral practice session with an infection. Mdm Audra would surely ask me about it and tell me all kinds of grandmother stories about how there might be cancer cells in there waiting to be dispersed or something. And I'm sure my infection would affect my self-esteem. I'm going to fail my Orals!
Edit: Added 2 new old songs to the charts. I thought that 'Torn' was a sick song because the singer said 'naked'. Haha, I was so immature when I was 7.
Monday, March 13, 2006
My Sleepwalking, Again
Quick fact: Bus 17 does not stop and rest at Bedok Interchange. Instead, once it drops off everybody at Bedok, it picks up passengers at the interchange. That's kind of dumb. Like, what if this guy boards 17 at Pasir Ris interchange and sleeps throughout the whole journey, so he'll end up at Pasir Ris. So he'll have to board the bus again, and then sleeps and ends up at Pasir Ris, again. And the cycle goes on until he dies.
Anyway, I found this interesting woman on the cover of Playboy magazine. For those of you who have been living under a rock, it's a magazine for men. If you know what I mean.
