Monday, March 13, 2006

My Sleepwalking, Again

Sleptwalked again last night! I put my alarm clock alarm at 4.30 am to brush up on my Chemistry file and guess what?! I woke up much later! Next time, I shall use a videocam to record what I do when I sleepwalk. Maybe it's because I'm depressed. Haha, can't be. I mean, I don't think I'm depressed. Right? OMG that might be the case of delusion!

Quick fact: Bus 17 does not stop and rest at Bedok Interchange. Instead, once it drops off everybody at Bedok, it picks up passengers at the interchange. That's kind of dumb. Like, what if this guy boards 17 at Pasir Ris interchange and sleeps throughout the whole journey, so he'll end up at Pasir Ris. So he'll have to board the bus again, and then sleeps and ends up at Pasir Ris, again. And the cycle goes on until he dies.

Anyway, I found this interesting woman on the cover of Playboy magazine. For those of you who have been living under a rock, it's a magazine for men. If you know what I mean.

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Adrianne Curry! America's very first Next Top Model! Yes! America's very own smoky-eyed, smoky-lunged Curry. How desperate is she? Looks like Paris is out of her league and now, she's gracing the covers of 'Whore' magazine. I'd bet somewhere in the world in Crazytown, Tyra Banks is like, walking and walking and she stumbles upon a newsstand and she discovers Adrianne on the cover of Playboy and she says "Now this is what I want! Mama is proud of you, Adrianne! Top models are supposed to be versatile and flexible and are able to seduce men with their skimpy lingere. And top models are also sex objects that attract men."