Ahhh!!! I'm like, in a state where everything hurts. And this all happened overnight. I've got a sore neck, I've got a migraine, I've got an ulcer on my cheek, I've lost my apetite and my shirt is dirty! It's so dirty that it looks like as if I had raped someone because there was red and silver everywhere.
Oh and last night, it was official that Hatsumomo is indeed crazy. We ordered pizza last night and everyone was eating pizza at the living room while I was at the dining room alone. Then, Hatsumomo came up to me and she had pizza in her mouth and she was mocking me. Like, don't talk with your mouthful! Have you no manners at all. The best part was that I totally ignored her and she kept on trying to piss me off but it didn't work. Haha!
I have realised that I need to lengthen my blog entries, so I shall blog about EVERYTHING!!!!
Woke up knowing that it's going to be hell because I have two tests and our files were going to be checked my Ms Neo. So, went to school. Reached there kind of early to finish up on my content page of my file. Then, I heard some man with a deep voice trying to sound like a woman. No, it's just Aisyah! Somehow, she's got a sore throat and she sounds like a man. Try listening to her before her original voice returns.
Morning digest was interesting. Hidayah and her friend I don't know how to spell talked about geisha! Haha! Then, they talked about mizuage! I think Cikgu Nora is going to have to counsel on Hidayah for saying 'virginity' in front of thousands of people.
Ms Neo didn't do an 'in-your-face' file check for me because we were running late and we had to go for our next lesson, so I just left it there. I saw her staring at my file and then, looking at me. Oh and during the process of writing 'Combined Humanities' at the spine of the file, I used Nani's silver marker and it half-worked, then Rui Qi came up to me and showed me the proper way of using it. What did she do? She shook the marker with the cap off and silver ink splattered all over the place - my shirt and more importantly, my pants! It looked like as if I... you know...
Anyway, I cannot believe that my dolphin-safe tuna sandwich compo got 20/30. I was sure I would fail. Maybe Mdm Audra pitied me because I did ever so horribly for my compre. I could just die when Mdm Audra read out Abhishek's and Timotheos' essays. I don't even know half of the words in the essay. Nani asked Abhishek how he could do well for his English and he said that he read all the books in his primary school library. I died on the spot.
So after that was recess and somehow, we were talking about Tammy! TAMMY NYP! Haha, still attracting blog-readers. Ryan said that Tammy is just a name to cover up the identity of the person and he said that her real name is 'Robert'. Or maybe 'Francisco!'
Maths was Ok, actually. I think I might do well in it. I can't believe I love A Maths!
Physics was Ok, too. I hope...
Then, during lunch, I bought Tom Yam Noodles and it splashed all over the place. I think I might need to bring a bib in future. And that's how I got all the red spots on my shirt. No, I didn't 'overflow'.
SMT was fun! I think I might be a trendsetter because I started using Bluetooth and next thing you know, everybody was using it. I took a picture of a note saying 'Chee Ko Pek' and renamed it 'Tammy NYP' and sent to people via Bluetooth. Haha! Got them excited for a minute or two. Then, people did the same thing except that they had different notes and pictures of Mr Eng. Eventually, I didn't do anything during SMT. I can only blame myself and others.
Watched Campus Superstar just now all for the sake of watching Adriano and the rest of Temasekians. Haha, Mervyn was right behind the judges and you could see him like, directly! Ahhh!!! He's an overnight celebrity! People are going to recognize him when he boards a bus. I saw others like Ryan, Pamela, Vanessa 'my-butt-stuck-to-chair' Yap (and the moment I saw her, I spilt the water I was drinking), umm... Adriano's friends... uhhh... I forgot. And then they had this montage of him playing soccer. What? He plays soccer? I hope he wins, so that the newspaper reporters come to Temasek and interviews supporters like me. Eh, I vote Ok! And I voted without my parents' consent.
Anyway, Apprentice last night was so COOL!!!! AHHH!!! Oh my God! I'm now in love with The Apprentice. Last two weeks Donald Trump fired four people and last night, he fired EVERYONE!!!! I'm kidding, he only fired two people, but it was still shocking. He was like "Bryan you're fired! Marshawn you're fired!" Ahhh!! Then, this gay guy who was Project Manager didn't do anything at this photoshoot and didn't direct the models. Instead, he was backstage flirting with another guy and this ex-stripper had to manage the whole thing. Hahaha! Oh Donald Trump, I love your show. Don't be jealous, Tyra...