Shit tomorrow I will be taken to Johor and live a simple life in a kampung!!! Ahhh!!! Today I asked my mother the reason why we're going there, because I feel really flu-ish and constantly ooze out mucus. My mother said that we're going there to relax. RELAX??!!! If I want to relax, I would be watching the third season of America's Next Top Model. BTW the person said that I would be getting it by today but I checked it the first thing I got back from school and the letterbox was empty. I hope my parents don't check the letterbox when we get back from Johor (which is on Sunday night). I hope they'll be so exhausted that they just hit the sack. It's customary for my mother to open the letterbox when we get back after a whole day's of outings. I haven't told them about the internet bid. I'm thinking of doing it when we're 'relaxed' in Malaysia. That way, she won't explode and yell at me because she loves me. She'll nag and nag about the risks of getting raped by a stranger whom I am not going to meet. She's going to impersonate Tyra Banks I could tell you that! Anyway, back to the conversation with my mother. I told my mother that if I want to relax, I would stay at home and do nothing. My mother told me that I needed to experience a new environment. She totally forgot that I had experienced much more in Pahang where I slept in a friggin cave and had to bathe in a friggin well, CLOTHED!!! The kampungs have showers. I have experienced much more primitive lifestyles. When my eldest brother who heard that I didn't feel like going, he was asking my mother if I would really be staying at home or not. BTW he's not going because he has 'work'. I bet he's going to invite the whole of his motorcycle buddies and use MY controller to play some dumb soccer game on the Playstation in MY room!!! Also the Jakarta incident in March is likely to happen. I don't want to leave Singapore!!! Anyway, my mother promised me that we'll stop by shopping centres to buy CSI. Seriously, I would prefer ANTM. I hope the Malaysian government isn't too religious and ban ANTM from all the pirated DVD stalls.
Shit I haven't done my SS homework.