My Funny Dream

Ahh!!!
It's 6.05 AM and I have to go to school in about 10 minutes!

Well, last night I dreamt of The Apprentice! Haha, anyway, I dreamt that Abhishek joined the show but then he had to leave the show because his pregnant wife was about to give birth! Haha! My dreams are so funny.

My Studious Day

Yay! I finally understood trigo now. Now I'm a trigo expert and I'm so going to pay attention to Ms Chia's class. And if anyone (and I mean ANYONE) of you try to disrupt my concentration during Ms Chia's class (i.e. talking, eating, babbling and whining), I am so going to amputate your heads and don't come crying to Ms Chia saying, "Ms Chia! I got 20 marks!"

Blah. I don't know why I'm looking forward for fasting. Fasting's during exams, which is going to be so hard. Anyway if I fail really badly, I can tell my parents that I was thinking of food during the whole time. Haha, I'm so unholy. Anyway I don't really know if I should be scared or happy that the day is coming (from now on, I shall call it The Day). The weather is so unpredictable. First the skies are sparkling blue and the sun is shinin', then suddenly there's thunder but it doesn't rain. Anyway one time, Izzati said that there was thunder really around her house (which is like in Tampines) and I also said that there was thunder really around my house (in Pasir Ris). Anyway, if you hear something which you've never heard before during fasting month, make sure that you have enough food to make it last for one year.

OMG my blog is becoming like Shamsydar's! Oh well, this might not be true, but hey! Let's take extra precautions.

My Superheroic Pictures

I wish I lived in America! ANTM 5 already premiered on Wednesday night and guess what? They had to pose as superheroes suspended in mid-air! Whoosh!

Ashley


Bre


Cassandra


Coryn


Diane


Ebony


Jayla


Kim


Kyle


Lisa


Nicole


Nik


Sarah

My Pill

Today I almost met the Grim Reaper. I nearly choked on a pill.

Well, it all started this morning when I woke up. Blah blah blah and it's 6.15. I was late and quickly ate my Vitamin B-Complex pill which makes you awake. But I was in such a hurry that I choked on it. I quickly went to the sink and coughed and coughed and guess what? It was stuck in my oesophagus! Stuck there horizontally and it can't get in or out! It was stuck and it was so irritating. I nearly cried and just wanted to ponteng school. I thought that I would be rushed to the emergency room and the doctor would have to cut my oesophagus and take the pill out surgically, but I still went to school. I was so suffering during the one hour. I had to withstand the immense pain and your throat would really hurt if you swallow your saliva and you can't turn your head to the left or right or it will hurt. I was literally suffering in silence. When I alighted the bus, I just went to the Western food stall and ordered a cup of milo. Everyone was staring at me and my mother called and told me to drink water heavily. I drank like hell and yay! It went down! Everyone was cheering for me like as if it was my birthday.

Ahhh... pills.

My Weirdest Dream, Period

Wow! Ever had a very memorable dream lately? It's so weird, but I totally remember what I dreamt last night. It was like as if it happened yesterday.

Well, I dreamt that my class went to Ms Soh's classroom, which is located at Ms Tang's class. So weird, anyway, there wasn't a whiteboard. Instead, there was this huge motivational mural of Mt Everest and there was a dot at the peak and it said; "Your destination". Anyway, I didn't have a chair so I was asking the class if there was any extra chairs. Suddenly out of the blue, there was Matthew Ng from 1/6 who ran away from Temasek because he kept on terrorising Ming Jie and Eileen! He took his chair and gave it to me. He was wearing a St Pats uniform. Anyway, he looked very pissed. But I was so scared of him I carried it back to his place because I was scared he might beat me up after school. So I stood during the whole lesson. Ms Soh was using those microphone thingys that chinese teachers use. Then suddenly, Charlene threw a paper ball at Ms Soh and she didn't even notice it. She kept on yapping away. Anyway, she wasn't teaching us SS, she was teaching us some foreign language. Suddenly also, Chang Song stood up and started dancing around the whole class and twisted on the spot like some ballerina.

Then I woke up and realised that it was just a dream.

Haha, this entry looks like a cliche compo

My Prerogative

I try to be myself and guess what? People think that I'm this bitch who talks about shit. It's so dumb because of one single SMS, it's like the whole world is out in a pack hunting me. I hate this fucked up life! It is so obvious that you are giving me the cold shoulder. I only said it was cheap. And guess what? You tell her about my comments. Both of you are so shallow that really pities me. Then she thinks that I was commenting on her and now she hates me. If you don't hate me, please tag at the tagboard.

My Kidful Experience

I can't believe it's 10.13! So fast and time flies.

I hate kids! They're so annoying in buses and bus stops and MRTs! Everywhere I go I see so many kids! No wonder women hate to bear kids who cry all day just because their lollypops dropped on the floor. Firstly, yesterday I saw this White Sands Primary school boy with his shirt unbuttoned at the bus stop. What's more, I he was wearing those Ah Pek singlet and really looked like a malay Ah Pek. He was so step cool that he was parading showing off his new fashion style. Eww... Anyway, he looks like a Primary 4. Gosh, I wonder what's going to happen to him when he's my age.

Anyway, I board the bus and guess what? There's this junior version of an American Idol reject. She was singing this chinese nursery rhyme and was so high pitched I swear her voice caused the rear-view mirror to break. I was on the verge of shouting to that girl, "SHUT THE F*** UP YOU STUPID KID!" God she was annoying. She was accompanied by her deaf mother who didn't notice any noise coming out of her daughter. She looked so pathetic wearing her daughter's pink Barbie bag looking into blank space.

That didn't stop there. Today I took the MRT and guess what? KIDS!!! A 6-year-old and her little brother, about 2 years old, were kneeling on the seat so they could look at the view. The girl then told her brother to crouch and the girl was playing 'Jack-in-a-box' with her brother. And the brother is the Jack who's supposed to spring up whenever she told him to. It was so abusing, and the mother was just reading the paper.

OMG 10.24 and I haven't even eaten yet.

My Biology Marathon

OMG today was so tiring! Our class had a so-called 'Bio marathon'. We started from about 12.15 to about 2.30. I was so figity (sp?) the whole time.

Now I have headaches practically everyday. So I have to eat Panadol practically everyday. Is it safe? Am I going to get an overdose or something?

To a certain Sec One. It would be a miracle if you're reading this, but there can be miracles, when you believe! Ok, this is some serious shit. I'm not trying to be some counseller wannabe, but stop trying to act cool! Everyone saw your desperate move during assembly and you have been dubbed 'The Girl Who Danced Too Much'! Ya, I can see that you're nice and all, but guess what? Stop hanging around with us Sec 3s when you're supposed to be with the Sec 1s. Anyway, they're your classmates and you have to do the job with them! And I can see that you're trying to be friendly to popular people but act all bitchy in front of 'unpopular' people. Please, practically everyone hates you. A popular person is an all-friendly person who smiles at everybody! Get your facts right! I try to be nice to you, but NOOO!!! You totally treat me like some wall just because I didn't perform in front of you. Bitch!

Ah, that feels so good. Anyway, if you did read my blog and 'terasa', that's your problem. I suggest you go to the biggest bakery in Singapore and order up the biggest slice of humble pie.

My Visit To The Clinic

Rule #1: Don't ever go to the polyclinic with your mother on weekdays.

Today I didn't go to school because I had a throbbing headache and I was rushed to the emergency room. Well, I also didn't have the apetite to eat. I've been sick throughout the holidays and I didn't even get rest or anything.

Anyway, my parents followed me to the poly. My parents went to get a Hepatitis shot while I wait for hours just to get my MC. Anyway, we reached there and it was kind of crowded. My parents went to get their injections and then, waited for my appointment with the doctor. We sat right behind this secondary school couple who were groping each other and smooching and I swore that the guy was kissing the girl's breast! Then my mother was feeling uncomfortable. I told my mother loudly that we could report them, but they were busy copulating. Then, my number came and I went in the room. My mother followed. After all the diagnosis and looking at my eyes to see if I had retinitis pigmentosa, my mother asked the doctor for advice on how to gain weight. The doctor had the audacity to say that some people want to lose weight and think that they're fat even though they're already skinny. He thinks I stick my finger in my throat and force myself to puke!!! How dare he!!! Then my mother scolded him and said that I wanted to gain weight. The stupid mean doctor said that people like me have a high metabolic rate and will still be skinny even after eating twenty thousand chicken wings. But he said that sometimes when I turn 20 or something, I'm going to gain a lot of weight. Great! From skinny to fat! I'm so scared.

Anyway, today was the best day of my life. I ate my medicine when I got back and I suddenly got KO'ed. I woke up at 5 and did my homework blah blah blah.

My Short Holiday

What a friggin short holiday!!! We want extension!
I'm back from all the ruckus in Johor. I didn't realise that there's so many mats and minahs and gangsters in Johor. I always thought that the only thing that Malaysian girls show are their eyes! I thought I saw gays in Johor! Haha!

Well, Saturday was very boring at first. Went to Woodlands checkpoint. About 10 people followed and we didn't know the way to my grandauntie's house, so we took a bus. Ate prata at the bus interchange in Larkin. I'm sure I saw a couple of prostitutes and their clients. The milo tasted really really sour. Bleh. After that, we took this bus and I slept most of the way. Dropped at some place called 'Perhentian Bas Ulu Tiram'. Saw my grandauntie and granduncle. Rode their van to the place. It totally didn't look like a kampung. It was like a holiday house. It was so relaxing. Everyone just uselessly sat at the living room couch uselessly doing nothing useful. Anyway, there's this cat which lives with us. His name is a typical malay-named cat, Comel. It's so anti-social. It just stays inside this pantry and never goes out. When it goes out and I try to pat it, it defiantly avoided my hand and even bit me. I think I have rabies now. Anyway, since the stupid cat didn't want to play, all the children went out to play Dodgeball in the garden. Blah blah blah then at night, there was this barbecue. We bought raw otak-otak so that we could just roast them and eat it. The stupid cat was about 50 metres away staring at us eating fish paste. He looked really jealous and wanted some, but too bad. He's friggin anti-social. It was only 8 when it was already dark like hell. So, all the children went upstairs and watched malay shows. Since the malays shows had some dumb drama, we watched the Indonesian version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?. The top prize is a billion rupiah. Haha. It was so dumb. It kept on going to the commercials. BTW the commercials are over-acted by these people who smile too much. At around 10, the lights were switched off and we slept. Well, I couldn't sleep becuase my stupid cousins were scared to sleep under the window and I had to sleep there. I was kind of prepared to scream at the top of my lungs if I see any weird things.

Later in the morning the next day, my mother told me that I had nightmares. I sat up and scolded someone. Haha! Then my mother just told me to sleep. She asked me if I had been conscious when my mother put me to sleep. I so did not remember anything. I think I might have been possessed or something by a scolding spirit. So left house at around 11 a.m. to go shopping at Johor Bahru. Reached there at around 2 and ate lunch. I swear the McDonald's there is super nice. There's milkshake!!! Anyway, I had to speak Malay to the staff. When I wanted to call out for this guy because he owed me a Quarter Pounder, I had to address him as 'Bang'. I'm influenced by Malaysians. Anyway after lunch, we went to the pirated game store while my father went to the pirated DVD store. I went to the DVD store just to see if there's ANTM. There wasn't. But there's Desperate Housewives, Lost, Alias, CSI, and lots more. Everything except ANTM. Told my mother my bag is tearing apart so we went bag-shopping. Went to Converse store and it was so cheap. I bought a bag for RM69.90, which is like S$35.00. My mother said that I could go there again and buy shoes! Yay! Finally I'm spending money. My brother had a temper tantrum in the shopping centre and the staff of the store stared at us. He actually wanted to buy a plain green shirt, which is like THIS colour. Then my mother said that it looked horrendous. So, my brother got all merajuk told us that he didn't want to buy it anymore and said, "Umi, if you buy that shirt, I am not going to wear it!" Then my mother told the staff that he's very 'kepala batu'. Then, my mother told him to buy it but he got all emo and wailed. Then at the last minute when we were about to leave for Singapore, my mother asked my brother if he really wanted to buy it, then he took the money and went to the store. Next time, don't bring my brother to Johor.

Great, everybody thinks my bag looks girly. It looked great and boyish in Johor, but every second I look at my bag, it looks more and more girly. I think it's because of the haze or something.

My Simple Life

Shit tomorrow I will be taken to Johor and live a simple life in a kampung!!! Ahhh!!! Today I asked my mother the reason why we're going there, because I feel really flu-ish and constantly ooze out mucus. My mother said that we're going there to relax. RELAX??!!! If I want to relax, I would be watching the third season of America's Next Top Model. BTW the person said that I would be getting it by today but I checked it the first thing I got back from school and the letterbox was empty. I hope my parents don't check the letterbox when we get back from Johor (which is on Sunday night). I hope they'll be so exhausted that they just hit the sack. It's customary for my mother to open the letterbox when we get back after a whole day's of outings. I haven't told them about the internet bid. I'm thinking of doing it when we're 'relaxed' in Malaysia. That way, she won't explode and yell at me because she loves me. She'll nag and nag about the risks of getting raped by a stranger whom I am not going to meet. She's going to impersonate Tyra Banks I could tell you that! Anyway, back to the conversation with my mother. I told my mother that if I want to relax, I would stay at home and do nothing. My mother told me that I needed to experience a new environment. She totally forgot that I had experienced much more in Pahang where I slept in a friggin cave and had to bathe in a friggin well, CLOTHED!!! The kampungs have showers. I have experienced much more primitive lifestyles. When my eldest brother who heard that I didn't feel like going, he was asking my mother if I would really be staying at home or not. BTW he's not going because he has 'work'. I bet he's going to invite the whole of his motorcycle buddies and use MY controller to play some dumb soccer game on the Playstation in MY room!!! Also the Jakarta incident in March is likely to happen. I don't want to leave Singapore!!! Anyway, my mother promised me that we'll stop by shopping centres to buy CSI. Seriously, I would prefer ANTM. I hope the Malaysian government isn't too religious and ban ANTM from all the pirated DVD stalls.

Shit I haven't done my SS homework.

My Sadistic Dream

OMG I just had the most sadistic dream in the history of my life! All the 3R people were going out of the school and was about to cross the street for the bus. I dunno why we were all in a group because I'm sure we wouldn't go out as a class in real life. The bus was approaching but the we couldn't cross yet. Then Zi Hao was really impatient and wanted to cross the road. He was crossing and suddenly this car hit him. Defying the laws of physics, he literally went under the car when it hit him! Then, entrails and all that stuff were coming out of his stomach. Eww...

I'm so sick. I've come down with a flu. I haven't done my Bio project. I haven't done my SS homework. I've done a bit of Maths revision. I don't want to go to Johor! It's so dumb. There might be evil spirits there. Stupid Incredible Tales. Made me so scared to go to Malaysia. Even my mother told me not to talk about 'them' when you're in Malaysia, especially in a forest.

My 30 Seconds of Fame

Script writing was OK. I made up this story of Romeo and Juliet with a twist. They didn't die, but Juliet killed Romeo's father to elope with him. Haha!

YAY!
I'm actually a pretty good actor. Well, I just found that out when we had to act out a scene this morning during the script writing workshop. I had to act as Ruben's wife and Ruben just died in the warzone, so a postman (Timotheos) came and delivered me mail and I get so traumatized that I hang myself with a sock. My inspiration? AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL!!! I acted like an old English woman speaking Cockney, a dialect that the girls had to learn. I was all, "Good morning Postman Pat! Luvly day! Luvly day isn't it? The sun is shinin! The skies are sparklin' blu'!" Then I had to open the letter and had to read it out loud. I said, "Ooh, let's read the letter. Dear the deceased's wife. Your husband just died." I had to cry but I couldn't cry at that spot, so I acted all, "Ooh, ok. My husband just died. I think I'll hang myself!" And I hung myself with a sock. Everyone was laughing! OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm a comedian! Thank you! Thank you! Ooh, stop it! You're making me blush like Kahlen! Haha, Kahlen's face was Wrath red when she saw the male model in the underwear! Haha! KAHLEN ROCKS!

My Uncertainty

I WON THE BID!!! Yay!

But I'm very very scared. It seems that the person wants me to transfer the $14 to his POSB bank account. I have to disclose to him my address. I'm so scared this might be a scam. Anyway, how do you transfer money from one bank account to another bank account? This is really really scary.

I cannot believe Kahlen is best friends with Rebecca!! Anyway Kahlen cried because her 'best friend' got eliminated. Can't wait for next week's Seven Deadly Sins photoshoot. Kahlen's going to cry (again) because her high school friend died and she had to pose as Wrath!!! ANTM rocks!

My Bid

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL CYCLE THREE (THE SEASON CHANNEL 5 DIDN'T SHOW)!!! WHO WANTS IT?!

I went to Yahoo! Singapore Auctions and there was this guy who was selling ANTM seasons 3 and 4. The starting bid is S$14.00. Really cheap. It's in DIVX format. I think you have to play it in the computer. Anyways, if more people want to watch it, the less we can contribute. So just tag at my tagboard and tell me, "I've never wanted anything more than this, and if I don't get it I am going to die!"

The auction closes in 5 days and I am currently the highest bidder. This is really scary because I haven't told my parents yet. They're going to lock me up in the cupboard. But who cares! I'll be one of the only people from the school who will be watching the third cycle.

My Signboard Sighting

Haha, yesterday when my mother and I were having breakfast at Pasir Ris Central at the Coffee Express 2000 coffee shop (kind of a bit too fancy for a kopitiam), I saw a sign which read: "OUTSIDE FOODS & DRINKS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CONSUME IN THIS PREMISES". Haha! So funny!

Anyway I was in a studious mood just now. I read through the E Maths textbook and did some exercises. I think I'm getting the hang of it.

My whole family is going to... JOHOR!!! Yes, including my aunties and uncles and blah blah blah. Actually we're going to a kampung, I think it's my grandauntie's. We're going there next week; Saturday morning till Sunday evening. I hope I won't get tired. Stupid people musn't unnecessarily ponteng school.

Study more
Study more
Study forever!

My Mid-Life Crisis

WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO ME?! Oh God! I need to change my attitude. My academic results have been deteorating ever since Sec 2. It's gone from bad to worse.

Class position: 33/42. I'm one of the stupidest people in class even though I act as if I'm intellectual. Stupid me! Why is it so hard for me to pay attention during class?! Why?!

Next thing: I owe money to Mr Oh! I look like some juvenile delinquent or something. Shit I shouldn't have signed up for that stupid lollypop CIP. It's such a waste of time. Nobody would buy cheap lollypops for $1. It is outrageous.

The only thing which I am looking forward to is the script-writing thingy. I was picked as the lucky one to write a script in two days. Two days!! I don't think musicals like Dim Sum Dollies were scripted in two days!! We're not robots you know. Bear that in mind, Mrs Ou-Yang.

I was so depressed that I cleaned the whole room. I have realised that my room is bigger now once that it's clean. You can fit about 15 people in there. Anyway, I even cleaned up some of my brother's stuff. He's such a lazy person. No wonder our room is constantly messy. Another shock! I still keep my primary school worksheets! I can't believe I was so smart back then. I checked my exams scripts and I got about 80% for every single subject, including Malay. I need to work on my attitude.

My Juicy Addiction

I hate money. It makes you all greedy and such. I bought 3 Sunkist Aloe Vera + Lemon Juice throughout today and yesterday. I wish I could just put my money in a safe place.

OMG OMG OMG! I just watched the ANTM commercial, again and it was so scary. Tyra said "QUIET!" and "STOP IT!!!!" to Tiffany because she kept on babbling and babbling and babbling. That made Kahlen cry. Poor her.