building a mystery: ANTM Recap: Lemon & Lime = Fierce!

I've been busy! With work, school, catching up on sleep, printing notes, being flashed. More on that later...

So last week's episode was a recap. It was a recap on how awesome Amis and Marvita were! And also of course gave evidence to the fact that Anya rocks! And also that Dominique is still an ass who compares herself to Mother Theresa and Martin Luther King.

[Tyra voice]: Previously. On America's Next Top Model, Dominique is still an 80-year-old hot tranny mess who is still in the competition. One of life's biggest mysteries. Claire went home and nobody gave a crap because she drank her own breast milk.

So this week involves the girls anticipating on their upcoming overseas trip. Fatima is nervous because she's a refugee and needs travel documents, and lost her travel documents and needs to produce another one. So if she doesn't produce one before they need to leave, she will be eliminated. So the producers call her up and tell her that she has an appointment right on the day of the photoshoot. What a coincidence.

I'm just gonna skim through the episode. Photoshoot was about them pretending as if they're about to board a plane.

Ta-dah!

So after the photoshoot they go right straight into the hangar and all of a sudden, judges! Tyra! It's an impromptu elimination!

And the funny thing is that the wind was blowing Tyra's hair and it made her kind of evil.

Anya freaking rocks! She won the challenge and got to pose for 7-Up for their new Lemon & Lime flavour.

And she got $10,000!

And she was called first, even though honestly I don't really see the amazingness in the picture.

Lauren also rocks. Because she looks like she's on drugs, which somehow works.

I'm kind of OK with Katarzyna. She doesn't seem to get any airtime, which is sad!

Last time I used to love Whitney, now not so much. She seems very plain to me. And it's true that the way she speaks is like as if she's in a pageant.

Fatima, I don't really know about Fatima. Sometimes she looks semi-hideous...

Sometimes she looks so pretty! Maybe it's because this shot she looks fatter and not emaciated. So she wasn't present at the photoshoot because she had to get the travel documents.