Broken Voice

I currently have like, the worst sore throat ever. Actually had class chalet yesterday. So somehow my voice kind of changed and I sounded like Toni Braxton. And now, I totally regret talking, because now my voice is so bad!! Like, one time I sneezed and it was so weird.

And then I was like, hey! Why not buy ginger beer? I thought that it would be a good remedy but somehow it got even worse and now I sound like a bloody frog.

Ok whatever. Watch this video!! It's so friggin funny!!!!

Haha!!

"Mam, can you describe the assailant?"
"He's tall... athletic..."
"He sounds cute!"
*Victim cries*
"Pull it together, rapee!"

"I wanted Charlize Theron to play me, but there was a conflict because she's ugly, so I'm playing myself!"

I'm gonna go balik kampung on Saturday! Yay!

They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab

I am in utter shock!!

This morning, I met one of my primary school friends in the bus. The first question he asked me was, "Kau buat drugs eh?" and I was like, WTF!!! Like, do I look like a druggie to you?! And when I said "No!", he said that I look like a drug addict. Later on after he alighted the bus, I totally thought of a comeback, like, "Well, at least I don't look like Nicole Kidman's monkey." I always think of witty stuff right after the conversation is over. Yes, he had ugly golden hair that matches hideously with his overly tanned skin. And he used to be the tallest person in class back in P6, and I'm taller than him. Ha!

Kau buat drugs eh? I will never forget that. The way he spoke in a matter-of-fact tone.

Then I got a little depressed by his comment. It was like as if he said, "But I didn't say you were a junkie, I said you were junkie-style. Go down to the docks and see what the junkies look like and then avoid it."

But whatever!

I'm being dragged by my mother to balik kampung this weekend!

Insomnia

Urgh! I feel like somebody injected me with kryptonite. Yesterday I nearly died and had to eat sweets to regain my consciousness.

Today I'm still dizzy. My throat hurts like hell and my migraine is worst as ever!

And I couldn't sleep these past few days for some reason.

I'm off to lie down and wait for death.

Knocked Up

My throat feels like death.

OH MY GOD!!! Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant!!! It's kind of awesome that practically everybody knows about this. But she's friggin 16!!! And her babydaddy looks like a total douchebag. I mean, he looks even worse than K-Fed. Anyway, I'm totally loving the news about her getting knocked up. It's like as if Jamie Lynn is jealous of all the headlines Britney's getting this year so she's like, "Fine, I'll pull off an ultimate headline this Christmas!!! MWAHAHAHA!! Come, dumb boyfriend of mine, inseminate me with your magical sperm!!!"

And she's gonna keep her baby!!! Doesn't this totally remind you of Papa Don't Preach?

And I was reading some interview and she thinks that loving babies means that she's going to be a good mother and how her babydaddy is like a "giant teddy bear", so he's gonna be a great father. I'm sorry, but I love kids too! But when they poop and wail and sometimes can annoy the hell out of you, I don't really like them for a while! Wouldn't it be awesome if like they give the baby to Angelina Jolie so that they can adopt the baby?

Spewing Rainbows Incessantly

You've got to be kidding me!

Hady won Asian Idol. I mean... really? I was reading the newspaper yesterday and they had like this heading which said something like "OUR ASIAN IDOL" and I thought that it meant like, "No matter what, you're still our idol even though another much better singer beat you fair and square" but actually it really was literal. I have this theory that people voted for their own countries and also Singapore because, well, he kind of sucks, so as to have a better chance of their country to win. Wow, that plan must have totally backfired. Eh, I don't care either way who won.

Friday!!!

I groan everytime I think about what's going to happen in Art class. I'm gonna hate that day!!!! URGH!!! Stupid Venitian mask. I feel like doing the Saw character. Just put spirals on the cheek. Ha. Ok whatever.

Listening and loving Piece Of Me. It has 1.5 million hits in just a couple of days. Wow! And the lyrics are surprisingly meaningful.

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon' put pictures of my derriere in the magazine

Piece Of Me - Britney Spears

OMG I LOVE THIS VIDEO!! SO MUCH BETTER THAN GIMME MORE!!!

And What Are You Doin', Alcoholic Bear

Anyway, watched Golden Compass with Adam and Sarah. Sham had to leave early. The movie is amazingly boring. I don't know why people are boycotting the film because of its atheism undertone. Honestly, they should boycott the film because it's so lousy. I didn't even understand what was going on. It was like, Star Wars meets Narnia. The funny and kind of stupid part was when Nicole Kidman told the Golden Compass girl (who we were told from the start that she was an orphan) that she was actually her mother, and that her uncle (James Bond) was her father. I was like, "WHAT THE HAY-ELL!!". And there was this really cheesy scene where they were gonna kill the Golden Girl and Nicole Kidman entered the room and suddenly ran to save her and it was all in slo-mo. Seriously, no slo-mos in fantasy films. Please. And there was this bear who's an alcoholic. 'Nuff said. The ending was really stupid. They're trying to brainwash us to watch the next installment to find out what happens. Don't watch it!!

So watched season finale of ANTM 9. SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!

So I'll give a synopsis of what happens.

Final three are Jenah, Saleisha and Chantal. They have the usual Covergirl commercial. Chantal rocks it. And I kind of love her now despite the fact that she's that really really bubbly person you just feel like punching their face to see how they'll react to something so horrible. Saleisha is ugly as hell in the commercial because she looks really emaciated. Jenah kind of sucks at first but was kind of cute in the end. But the judges kind of hate Jenah because the memo says that Saleisha's gonna win so they had to kick her out because her photos are awesome, so they gave her a hard time at panel. Tyra said that Jenah was making fun of Covergirl ala Jael. Then Jenah says that she doesn't have to be "spewing rainbows" to be a role model. That is totally true. She's everything Saleisha and Chantal aren't. Then Tyra goes to Oprah mode and wonders if it's because she's been hurt before and so Jenah cries because she's been through some tough times and Tyra's all like, "See, see, see!!!!! I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON ABOUT YOU!!!! REMEMBER THAT TIME AT THE GREAT WALL AND YOU WANTED TO LOOK OVER THE WALL TO FIND THE REAL JENAH?!!! WELL, YOU FOUND IT!!!! AND IT'S BECAUSE I HELPED YOU LIFT YOU UP!!!!! IT'S ME, TYRA BANKS!!!! BECAUSE I'M A GREAT TALK SHOW HOST!!! REALLY!!!!! PS: NAOMI CAMPBELL SUXXX!!!!"

So in the end Jenah and Saleisha are in the bottom two and Jenah gets kicked out even though "Tyra helped her found herself". And, really? I mean, she just cried and broke down a bit. But then Tyra actually said something that is the truth. She said that Jenah has the best photos that can compete among the supermodels. Then they kicked her because once again, the memo mentioned that the winner must be black. Read: Saleisha.

Runway show. Chantal's train caused a person on stilts to fall. She kind of lost focus. Honestly, Saleisha rocked the runway despite her ugly hair. She wins. The whole world groans. Totally felt bad for Chantal because she's like, crying throughout the episode and in the interviews and keeps on saying that it's her destiny.

Overall, it's been a great season in the beginning, but then they were keeping the lousy girls (Bianca and Saleisha). So here's a summary on what I hated about ANTM 9:

10 Things I Hate About ANTM 9

10. No Smoking Rule
Tyra obviously wanted the smokers to go crazy while they're cold turkey-ing.

9. Nigel And His Biased Penis
Stupid Nigel was the photographer during one of the photoshoots and mentioned that Saleisha looks like a Chinese empress. That is an insult to all empresses in China. That girl looked like Dora The Explorer in a cheongsam.

8. Lisa's Downfall
I really liked her in the beginning (she was the Alicia Keys-lookalike "exotic dancer") but then they made her hair like a poodle, then they bashed her for no reason, then they kicked her for no reason.

7. Girls Teasing Heather
Mainly Bianca and Saleisha were teasing Heather. It was so frustrating!!!! And really, Tyra sucks because she praised Saleisha for being a good role-model and bashed Jenah even though Jenah wasn't teasing her. Urgh!!

6. Judges Breaking Ebony's Spirit
Oh Ebony. The American Beauty girl who wanted to kill her dad. Tyra hated her because she didn't want to pursue on and didn't want to go further than a girl who wanted it more than her. Stupid Tyra. And they were making fun of her throughout the competition.

5. Eliminating Heather During The Go-See Episode
I totally called for it during the first episode. And they did it! ANTM is a joke, but somehow I love it to death. Poor Heather. She only went to one go-see and spent the entire time walking around.

4. Bianca
Bianca, you are a mean person. You are not a bitch, but you are a mean person. She wasn't entertaining nor did she take great photos. At least Jade took great photos. You are not fit to shine her shoes.

3. Ugly Makeovers
This season was filled with ugly makeover. They shaved Bianca's hair off and she totally looked horrible. Jenah's ugly weave that had the colour of "pee-on-snow" and had the texture of dried straw. And the worst is Saleisha's. It's by far the worst makeover in history. She looked a thousand times better before the makeover.

2. Jenah's "Epiphany"
This was the finale epiphany about how Typrah Winbanks managed to open up who Jenah is because, once you cry, your shell is opened up. It's really stupid, really.

1. The Winner
Yucks! Second worst winner! Naima was the worst. Firstly, Saleisha didn't have a single photo that really powed me. The only great shot was her rock-climbing and Great Wall shot. The rest sucked eggs and made her look like a child prostitute or a grown-up trying to act like a little kid. On the contrary, Jenah's photos were amazing!!! When they were having the loser's montage on her, all the shots were really amazing except for her finale shot, because she looked horrible. The first Covergirl shot was really great.

Twiggy's leaving!!! Let's hope Janice returns!!!

My December

Holy crap!! It's so freaky that it's already December. My elder brother's going to Tekong right after he finishes his third year (in Feb). Yay! I can rejoice!! Honestly, he lives like a pig and doesn't throw anything away from his room. He doesn't do any chores and also, he acts all self-righteous in front of me whenever something happens. Urgh!

So anyway, term tests this week. I'm done with Cell Bio, Maths, B. Microbiology and CSAS. So it's only Human Physiology and Immunology. Yay! I'm so glad that I did so wonderfully for Maths. All the questions were quite tricky, and everyone was like, "Crap, that was so hard!" and so I had to go along with them.

I'm gonna repeat this again and confess that Ugly Betty is so amazing!! Seriously, it's good television when one of your storylines is extracting sperm from a dead guy so that you can impregnate yourself.

Ok I have to go study!!!

Tomorrow will be the end of my misery! Yay!

Grammy Nominations

RECORD OF THE YEAR
Irreplaceable - Beyonce
The Pretender - Foo Fighters
Rehab - Amy Winehouse
Umbrella - Rihanna ft. Jay-Z
What Goes Around... - Justin Timberlake

I only heard The Pretender once only and thought it wasn't that great. Totally hoping either Rehab or Umbrella wins. At least Say It Right or Teardrops On My Guitar or No One should have been nominated.

SONG OF THE YEAR
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
Like A Star - Corrine Bailey Rae
Rehab - Amy Winehouse
Umbrella - Rihanna ft. Jay-Z

Hoping Before He Cheats wins. Once again, Say It Right should have been nominated!! And why is Umbrella nominated? Song Of The Year is supposed to be about the lyrics.

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Back To Black - Amy Winehouse
Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace - Foo Fighters
Graduation - Kanye West
River: The Joni Letters - Herbie Hancock
These Days - Vince Gill

Urgh! Don't know who's Herbie Hancock or Vince Gill. I'd only be happy if Amy Winehouse wins it. Maybe even Kanye West.

BEST NEW ARTIST
Amy Winehouse
Feist
Ledisi
Paramore
Taylor Swift

Totally hoping Taylor Swift wins. Or Paramore. Or Feist.

Wow Amy Winehouse is nominated for all the major nominations.

So anyway, Jaslene won. Woop de doo! She still looks like a man to me.

ANTM 9 SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!

So anyway, the final four are Chantal, Bianca, Jenah and Saleisha. They had to do shopping for a runway challenge in Beijing. So when they were shopping, Bianca told Jenah that there was a good place across the street, which was a total lie and apparently, Jenah believed her so she was lost for a while. Seriously, kind of stupid. Anyway, Jenah is homesick and stressed up. Anyway, they had a photoshoot at the Great Wall of China and Tyra was there as the photographer. Apparently, she learnt new things! Yi, Yer, San!!! She would say that right before taking a photo, so it's really really annoying. So after the photoshoot, Tyra congregated the girls together to have a group photo.

During eliminations, I was so friggin terrified that Jenah might go home because she told panel that she was homesick and Tyra's all like, "YOU HAVE THE WEAKNESS!!! YOU MUST BE BANISHED FROM MY KINGDOM RIGHT AWAY!!!!" but her picture rocked. Well, everybody's picture rocked except for Bianca because she sucks as a model and as a human being. Then they showed the group photo to test who really stands out. It's really unfair because Saleisha is placed smack in the center of the photo and Chantal and Bianca are right at the corner while Jenah is at the bottom. OMG I fell in love with Chantal once I saw her in the group shot. Nigel liked it too, in a perved kind of way. He said and I quote (kinda), "How come you can look at Tyra like that and not me." Did you know he's a father and a husband!! What a biased ass!!

So in the end, the final two were Jenah and Bianca. I was so scared Bianca might get the photo, but then Jenah was given the photo. Yay! The bitch is gone. Firstly, she was the bitch that was mean, and not at all funny/entertaining. Seriously, like Jade or Monique.


So I'll give my two cents on the final three.

SALEISHA
It's sad to say that I think that she might win the whole thing. Firstly, race is a factor in the competition. The latest black girl who won was Danielle, and that was a long time ago. So she might win just because she's black. Firstly, all her pictures SUCK!!!! They're just mediocre but the judges pretend to be wowed by them for no apparent reason. Secondly, her hairstyle totally sucks. Apparently, if you put a bowl on your head and cut your fringe, you'll have an edgy look. Yucks! Plus, she was kind of bullying Heather throughout the season. Ass!

CHANTAL
Actually, she was my pick from the start. So, yay, me! Anyway, the only problem I have with her, also, is her makeover. She has those straight bangs. Ok I don't really know how to describe them, but they cover up her eyes!!! And her eyes are so nice for some reason! It's very "heroin chic". If Jenah doesn't win, hope she wins!!

JENAH
My freakin' favourite!!! Her photos are so good!!! Like the photo where she posed as "moss" and the rock climbing shoot. But she's been in the bottom two for two weeks in a row, so she might go home third place. Once again, only problem is her ugly straw-coloured rat-nest weave Tyra gave her. Sometimes it's just so freaking disgusting!!

Ok I'm totally doing this to avoid studying. I KNOW IT!

Nothing Fails

Term tests are next week!

Urgh!! If hatred were measured in a cup, my hatred for Art would be like, spilling all over the floor! Do you know what we have to do for our Art assignment next term? We're supposed to do like, face masks. And I don't mean those masquerade masks. I mean like, a full face mask, like those really scary Venitian face masks that give you nightmares. Sounds OK, right? Well, here's the catch. We're supposed to bring like, towels and buckets and tissue and of course, Vaseline/face cream. Apparently, we have to use our faces as moulds and decorate them ourselves. Yes, we are going to put plaster on our faces!!! Like, are they trying to kill us or what?!! And we're supposed to smear like a whole tubful of Vaseline/face cream on our faces so that our skins won't react badly to the plaster and so that our eyebrows and eyelashes won't be pulled out.

BTW why the hell is everybody playing with the Rubik's Cube? How come it's suddenly being popular? It's so freaky. Well, anyway, during boring lectures, you can kind of see 15 people playing with them.

Currently listening to: Piece Of Me - Britney Spears
After I listened to this song, I suddenly fell in love with Britney Spears. Even though she's an incompetent mother and an even worse driver, what she says in the song is totally true, even though she didn't write the songs.

PS: Just finished watching Desperate Housewives. OH MY GOD!! That episode was sooooo good!!!!! Well, Wisteria Lane was hit by a tornado. Somebody died. The ending was crazy!!!! I cannot believe that the show's now on hiatus because of the strike!!! I wanna watch the next episode!!! Seriously, the whole place is a huge wreck now!

Happy Friday

Friday was oddly happy. I was happy throughout the whole day! Usually there would be somebody random who would piss me off, but nobody did today! So, yay!

Anyway, watched the latest episode of ANTM. Now there's only 4 girls left. Wow, where has the time gone? And it's bloody December!!! OMG!!! And to think that there's still school in December is so weird. Lucky JC bitches. Ok back to ANTM. This season has been kind of sucky as compared to the one on Channel 5. 4 girls are left. I totally hate 2 of them because they totally don't deserve to be in the final 4 because they totally suck!! I'm neutral with one of them. So that leaves only one left for me to root for. And she was in the bottom two. And SPOILER ALERT!!!!! I cannot believe they eliminated Heather!!! I totally knew right from the start that they're gonna eliminate her during the go-see challenge, and they did! Poor Heather!! Ok I'll say that the only girl I'm rooting for is Jenah. She got the CariDee edit because Nigel was the photographer of the week and Jenah was all like, sarcastic and unprofessional towards Nigel and Nigel's a sensitive, biased asshole who totally had the hots for another girl (Saleisha) who has like, this ugly hairdo that makes her look like that Peter Pan guy. And Tyra actually calls her edgy. And Bianca's still in the competition despite looking like a fucking clown in the Covergirl commercial. I guess Chantal is Ok, but she's like those girls who you automatically know is not the brightest bulb. Oh Jenah! Her hair actually looked normal this week.

Finally finished Notes On A Scandal which I borrowed, like at the beginning of term. It is such a boring book!!! Barbara didn't really show any lesbian crush feelings for Sheba!!!! And when Sheba found her diary, nothing dramatic happened!!! Seriously, in the movie, Sheba was all like, "You wanna fuck me on the floor, you old coot!!!" and she kind of like, slapped her and Barbara was all "No! No!" but actually in her mind she was like, "Gimme gimme MORE Gimme MORE!" Ok I'm totally renting it soon! And I was totally expecting for the scene where Barbara was like, "Come to my cat's funeral or else I'm telling on you! Don't play the good mother!" when Sheba had to go and see her son's play. Boo to the book!!!

McNightmarey

I've just realised that I made most funniest joke EVER!!!

I think it happened last week during Sociology when all we do is talk randomly. So one of my group members Valencia brought 8 Days and they had McDreamy in it. Haanwei is in my group too, he's like this egotistical guy who likes to suck up to the teachers, even the horrible ones. And he keeps on making statements on how hot he is. He's really deluded, but he's aware of his delusion. Anyway, he was asking me if he should be nicknamed "McDreamy". I just replied that they should just call him "McNightmarey". OMG it's already been a week and I've just realised that it's so funny! Hahaha!

Ok whatever lah.

OMG ANTM is on now!!! Shit!

Bipolarism

Today was such a freaking weird day for me. Seriously, I thought I was suffering from some mental disease or something. This morning overslept as usual, but the first lesson was lecture so I could afford to miss it BUT I DIDN'T!!!! I actually decided to experiment a new route to school. Took 5 from my bus stop and it went to Changi and Simei and dropped at SAFRA and walked all the way to school, which was about 1km. It is so much faster. Even though I overslept, I came during the time I come by 15 when I wake up normally. Yay! So I can oversleep everyday.

So since I overslept, I only brought my tutorial and lab stuff and totally didn't bring the lecture notes. So I totally did nothing but talk to the people beside me. I dunno why, I was menyenyeh-ing and I couldn't stop! And totally annoyed the bejeezuz out of the people behind me because I'm loud.

Term test in two weeks! Holy crap! And I haven't really sat down and forced myself to study. It's crazy!

Anyway, the stupid Writer's Guild Strike is totally ruining all the television shows!!! Despo Housewives are only 8 episodes in and there's rumours that the next episode might be the season finale because they stopped production!! The Office has stopped production. Ugly Betty's going to stop in a couple of episodes.

ANTM is kind of getting boring. SPOILER ALERT!!! But not really, because it's just nothing much. The girls just keep on bullying Heather the autistic girl and she's really "friggin' frustrated". Wouldn't it be cool if like, Heather suddenly could make things burn and she made all the girls burn in flames and Tyra would eventually have to crown her the winner? Fierce!

Stupid ABBA is stuck in my head.

Mosaic Done!

Finally!!!! MY MOSAIC IS COMPLETED!!!!

Had to pass it up today so did the mosaic throughout the weekend. Had little breaks. Ok fine, had a lot of breaks. I still couldn't finish so I had to do it on Monday and this morning as well. Finally, it's done!

Totally love Sociology, because my group is like the most unproductive group ever. We don't listen to the teacher and just talk about random stuff.

Some people have the weirdest taste in music. There's this guy in my class. He totally loves metal music, you know, like Megadeth and all the yucky metal bands. Last week I found out he is a megahuge fan of ABBA. ABBA!!!!

ABBA and Megadeth!!! OH MY GOD!!

And he actually went to the Mama-Mia musical!

OH MY GOD!!!

Human Nature

I seriously cannot wait for next year, when I have new classmates who don't give me the cold shoulder just because I was friggin late for like, 2 minutes!! I was fucking eating! You expect me to just throw away the food, you assfuck?!

And please. Don't be proud that you're fat! Honestly, it's disgusting when people stuff their faces with food and when people try to give them an "Eating Right" pamphlet, don't threaten to kill them if they give you that pamphlet. Don't diss on people who are of normal weight and talk about how skinny they are! I'm sure they've been talking about how skinny I am! But I don't give a crap!

Seriously, I don't understand how these people can diss and bitch about anything under the sun and it's fine, but when I say just a teeny tiny bit, they give me cold stares. Stop acting like you're in P6 and grow up!

I wanna live in a sea of anarchy.

I'm not sorry
It's human nature

Art Sucks!

Urgh! Know what?! Art totally sucks! We're supposed to finish up the mosaics by Tuesday and present it to the class. Then we're supposed to do a presentation about an artist and his/her life. Then I heard that we're supposed to attend some workshop and do Venitian masks. Blah!

Yay got into Biomedical Science!

Ok I seriously don't feel like blogging, but WTH. Flunked my HPI test just like how I predicted. 8.5/20. Stupid thing was that it was surrounded by a circle and there was this line from the circle next to the 8 so it looked like it was 18.5/20. Everybody was like, "Wah! So good!". Even I was fooled and thought that I was some kind of genius. Wrong. Well, I have a valid reason.

Two tests today. Cell Bio and Maths. Thought I did pretty well for both tests, but apparently, other people thought it was hard. Yay! I'm smart again!

WTH lah! I only said sialan babi and they've gone crazy!

BMic test tomorrow! Urgh!

Paralyzer

Believe it or not, I'm in love with this rock song called Paralyzer by Finger Eleven.

Finished lab report last night! Hooray!

Mosaic is due next week! Holy crap! And I'm still here.

But whatever. I can do it tomorrow during Art.

There's this writers' strike going on in the US, so apparently, to my horror, practically all the shows are on hiatus! It's because the writers aren't getting paid enough or something. Noooooo!!!! The Office is on hiatus already. Ugly Betty and Desperate Housewives are gonna be on hiatus soon. Heroes if FINALLY getting better because they had a flashback episode and seriously, why is Peter Petrelli half-naked in every episode?

BTW Oprah's on Youtube, or so she says. There was one video of her talking about how honoured she feels to be on Youtube and how it's becoming like, this channel for everybody. But then her later videos are all... COMMERCIALS!!! They're all commercials to what's happening on her next show. She's using Youtube just like how people write their phone numbers on the back of the bus seat!! And they deleted Celine Dion's commercial! That's so weird! And I don't see Oprah talking to Youtube backstage!!!

School's been good! So yay! Totally love lectures!

I'm Going To Tell You A Secret

My lab report is due tomorrow and I haven't even started working on it lah! Urgh! Procrastination! Such an evil thing. Anyway, I promised myself to commit to the lab report this afternoon when my grandmother just had to call me and like, told us to go to some madrasah where my auntie teaches at and get some satay. Then my brother's going out main bola so I don't think he can fetch the satay. I'm craving for prata and wanted to go buy prata but then I overslept because I stopped the alarm instead of snoozing, so there goes my prata telur. Art mosaic is totally not done.

Stupid bloody lab report!!! It is such a chore to do, like a 10-page report on something I in which I don't understand the concept! Sialan babi seh!

Don't you just hate it when you have already planned your day and suddenly, it's ruined. Urgh! Stupid lab report!

Ugly Betty!!!
"Where have you been all my life?"
"Math camp"

Haha!

Went to Andy Warhol exhibit. Supposed to go with class but apparently, it was somehow cancelled. So went with Sarah instead. There was this Elizabeth Taylor photo and some guy there was like, saying "I bought that! It's gonna be in my house!" Well, congrats! I could just google it and print it out, frame it and presto! Art!

Dreamt of Angelina Jolie and her father last night.

Urgh! It's so leceh!

Oh and I have a test tomorrow! Plan to study it tomorrow morning! Stupid procrastination!

Open Your Heart

I am so pissed at some of the girls in my class. They are so narrow-minded and intolerable! And I actually am forced to hang out with these people! I'm gonna use names but I'm gonna add in an extra letter for certain reasons (i.e. I still haven't told them I have a blog, so I don't really know if they're reading this, but WTF lah).

So this morning I came to school. I was angry at something, I forgot, but I remember saying "Fuck" to express anger, but Jiingru said, "Hakim, can you not be crude." I'm like, OK, fine, whatever. We are all young adults and I curse a little bit and you go all apeshit all over me. Fine. So I was sitting next to Haanwei, Joana and Praaveena were sitting in front of me and on the back of the chair in front of Praaveena, there was this drawing of a naked female body. Well, it was graffiti. Then Haanwei asked Praaveena if she already saw what was in front and asked her if she thought the drawing was nice, as in proportion-wise. Immediately, Joana turns around and says disgustingly, "Eh, Haanwei, that's so disgusting lah! You're so pervertic!" I thought it was really immature so I said, "But it's art! It's called nudity!" Honestly, the drawing was kind of nice, and not in a pornographic kind of way. Then Joana turned to me and said something that really boiled my blood. She said, "Eh Hakim, I'm so disappointed in you. Haanwei, I can understand because he's a sex predator. But coming from you, I'm so disappointed..." And she said it in the most derogatory manner that really pissed me off.

Then after that me and some of the guys bitched about the fact that some girls act like they're in lower sec. They are so narrow-minded and they gasp everytime they hear a curse word.

Ok whatever. I have to do some stupid lab report for a foiled experiment.

Taking Chances

My parents are going on holiday to Malaysia tomorrow. Unfortunately, I still haven't finished my stupid bloody mosaic which is like, 10% completed and due next week. It's such a waste of time and effort! Seriously! During the art tutorials, the teacher would go around the class and when she comes to me, she would tell me to make improvements and told me to do this and that. Art is subjective! I think it's great the way it is! Hate art! Hate one of my other teachers even more! He was being more of a bitch this morning. He's such an ass in a dry sarcastic bitch kind of way. Urgh! And I'm supposed to do some stupid science report which I totally screwed up! Urgh! Whatever. Anyway, I'm sure that my brother will bring his tattoed half-naked mat friends over and have a Mary Jane party in his bedroom. Great!

Lunch at Macs was so relieving.

Bought Celine Dion's new album Taking Chances just now. Yay!

Totally gonna flunk today's HPI test.

I'm trying my hardest to save money. I'm actually doing a good job not spending my Hari Raya money.

Ok whatever. It's 10 and I haven't eaten dinner and I haven't even finished my stupid Maths tutorial.

There's no such thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown. Haha!

OMG before I leave, just watch the video! It's so bloody weird and funny. Tyra dedicated an episode for vaginas and she was telling her childhood experience about looking at her thing for the first time with a hand mirror. Oh Tyra! What topic have not you covered on your talk show?

I Cheated Myself Like I Knew I Would

Today sucks eggs! Had to choose between Biomed or Biotech for next year. I don't mind either but totally prefer Biomed.

Urgh! Why can't they just leave me alone! Look at yourselves first! Practise what you preach!

The only good thing that happened was during Sociology. We had to have a skit involving some Sociology crap and we had a choice to choose game shows for the skit. Well, my group decided to choose ANTM and then we had to implement the concepts with the skits. I was Tyra, HA! And we were re-enacting the judging panel. That was actually quite fun and embarrassing.

A Posh Wedding

Can I just say that Ugly Betty is the best show on Earth!! POSH SPICE REALLY APPEARED ON UGLY BETTY!!!!! Sorry, ANTM, but you're getting a bit boring this season because you're keeping all the useless girls like Ambreal and Saleisha!

SPOILER ALERT!!! SO TURN AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!! Well, it's mild spoilers anyway.

So anyway, the latest episode was the second best episode of the show (first was the season finale). So it was Wilhelmina's wedding and apparently, she's sleeping with her bodyguard because she's gonna marry and old coot that is Bradford. Betty and Daniel know but they don't have evidence. Posh Spice was trying to steal Wili's spotlight, which was totally funny! I found her really hilarious for some reason. Maybe it's because she had a British accent, which works very well in comedy.

Favourite moments of the episode:
- Wili's bodyguard stuffing Posh in the closet and she was banging on the door shouting "Is there anybody out there?! I think the door's locked!" Haha!
- Amanda does this really funny diva hand gesture to somebody and walks away. Seriously, I watched that part over and over and it's still so funny!
- Something happens during the ceremony and Wili signals Marc to make a distraction. So he shoves Amanda to the aisle and tells her to sing. So she sings "Milkshake"! Hahaha!

Ok I have to do my bloody mosaic now. It's like, 5% completed. It's really time-wasting.

Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?

Ugh! Why are some of my teachers such incompetent boobs?! I have two teachers who are such asswipes you just feel like slapping their faces!

First, is one of my tutorial teachers. He's such an asshole! He's a foreigner and sometimes I don't get what he's saying! Had my first tutorial with him this week. You can tell that he's a lazy ass because firstly, he didn't clean the whiteboard which was scribbled on during the previous tutorial, which was quite distracting. Secondly, he was sitting behind the desk the whole time! He didn't give away the answers, he just told the class to give the answers. Also: ASS! He was asking the class to make a wild guess on how many percent of formaldehyde is used for preparation of a microscopy (all the mumbo jumbo) and so one of my fellow classmates indeed made a wild guess and answered "22!" and he totally scolded her for actually making a wild guess! He told her, "If you don't know, shut your mouth." Also: Horny middle-aged man. During lectures, he would go around the lecture theatre and look at girls. Ass! Urgh!

Secondly, one of my practical teachers. Also had first practical with him this week. Yesterday, in fact. So we had to do two seperate tasks during the practical. The first was that we had to observe different red and white blood cells from the microscope slides that were provided. The second was that we had to measure our lung capacity by blowing into a plastic bag which obviously cannot hold up the whole lung capacity. So the whole class would take turns in drawing the cells and there was this one particular WBC (white blood cell) called the eosonophil which had like, two bulges from the circular shape. So, I drew what I saw and he went around insulting our drawings. He said that my drawing looks like Ultraman and it kind of looked like an alien. So I laughed it off and tried to do a better drawing. Then he came around to my table and insisted that it still looks like Ultraman. Then he said that I have been watching too much Ultraman. That was my boiling point! Firstly, I'm fucking 17! Secondly, I have never watched an episode of that stupid cartoon in my life! You're the one who goes around telling everybody that theirs look like Ultraman. So maybe it's you that have the Ultraman obsession! So anyway, before we could pass up our work and leave the lab, we had to show him our work. And seriously, it's like those customs where if you have a pen with you, they're gonna arrest you because you might stab somebody with it. The whole class was lining up and it kind of took like, 45 minutes. He kept on criticizing our drawings and told us to re-do just because our cells aren't circular enough. Next time: bring a compass because God made all red blood cells precisely circular! Also, he kept on insulting us in a condescending way. For the lung capacity experiment, for one of our tasks, we had to breathe in deeply and breathe out all into this tiny bag. So in the end, practically everybody had the answer of 1.5 L. He kept on saying that it's too low and that it was common sense that you had to use more than 1 bag. Ok, firstly, it is fucking impossible, sir! He called a girl a midget because of her low results. That's so fucking rude! Then when it was my turn, he looked at my results and said that I had small lungs. I retorted that I had a smaller body and as my torso is narrow, my lungs must be narrow too. Then he replied that I had "baby lungs". What a fucking fuckwad!

Urgh!

Off The Edge

Borrowed some stuff from the school library.

Firstly: Confessions On A Dance Floor by Madonna. I thought that it was just gonna be a normal dance album but OH MY GAWD!!!! It is so amazing! I can listen to it every day! It's because the album is one whole long song that is segmented into different songs. And you don't even sense the song change so it's really really nice.

Secondly: I'm starting to borrow books! Yay! I'm currently reading Notes On A Scandal, which the movie is based on. It's actually really nice because the character Judi Dench played is the narrator and she's really unaware of what she's talking about.

I'm having a really weird recurring dream. So, The Devil Wears Prada is being advertised on Star World, so I keep dreaming of Meryl Streep. I keep on forgetting what the dream's about, but every morning, I would somehow remember the "No, no, that wasn't a question" and "That's all". And it's stuck in my head!

BTW season 2 of Heroes is boring as hay-ell! And I just figured out why. It's because:

a) Too many characters/plotlines. Seriously! There's like, 20 different main characters in that show and at least 8 will be featured in every episode, so they have to interchange the characters in every episode. So, like, maybe you'll see somebody after three weeks of absence. And all the plotlines are a bloody bore! Nothing interesting has happened! No twists! No nothing!

b) Mutants who don't use their powers. Seriously! All they do is yak and they don't even like, use their powers. Peter Petrelli keeps on making out with his girlfriend. Claire is not injuring herself. Hiro isn't doing anything! There's this Mexican girl who keeps on crying and we don't even know what her powers are! The only good thing is this girl called Monica who is that techno-kid's cousin. She can mimic stuff she sees. So one time, she was watching wrestling and saw that Rey Mysterio person doing his finisher. And when she was working at a fast-food restaurant, somebody comes in to rob them, but she does the finisher and knocks him out! OMG that's so bloody cool lah!

Ok I'm off!

B'day

I turned seventeen a few days ago. It doesn't surprise me.

Wow I haven't been here for AGES!!!

So anyway, all my lectures are amazingly boring! I'll just have to soldier on.

The only interesting subjects are the CDSs that I have surprisingly.

Art is kind of nice I have to admit, because you don't have to memorize a single thing. Art is subjective, so you can kind of say that your art is great even though it looks worse than crap. All we do in lectures is just sit back and look at art pieces. This week we were looking at the Renaissance. I have to admit, the paintings are really marvelous. I can never do that. Oh and we had to do a mosaic collage. We're supposed to pick a picture. I wanted to pick the movie poster for American Beauty with the navel and the rose because it seems simple but I didn't want them to think I was a pervert. So if I don't have any more other ideas, I'll just use Betty's face in the Ugly Betty theme song. And we're supposed to have an oral presentation on an artist and his/her paintings and life. I'm totally going to use Frida.

Sociology is F-U-N! There's two girls in my group and they like to watch TV, and they're also ANTM crazed just like I am, so every week we discuss about the awesomeness of Dionne and Natasha. And there's this mat in my group who watches Ugly Betty as well! Ha! For our group project we're supposed to watch a movie about discrimination and stuff. I totally wanted to choose Erin Brockovich but apparently, the teacher gave a limited list. So we were forced to watch Yamakasi, which I watched before. It is about those parkour thingymajigy people. Urgh!!

FYI: Dogs menstruate!! I was so shocked when I heard that! Because one of my classmates was discussing about how hard it is to have a bitch (i.e. female dog) in the house because they bleed every six months and she has to put on diapers. I wonder if they have PMS? Do cats menstruate? How about bears?

American Beauty

Watched the latest episode of ANTM. SPOILER ALERT!!!!

Well anyway, the whole episode was just like a movie. It's because throughout the entire episode, Ebony interviews that she doesn't want to be in the competition anymore because modelling's not her thing and that she's homesick and stuff. Well, that's fine, right? I mean, I really like Ebony now, it's just that Tyra hates her because she has Naomi Campbell's hair. So the final two are Ebony and Ambreal. Ambreal sucks eggs so Tyra gave a picture to Ebony. Then there's like, a moment of awkward silence and Ebony reveals that she doesn't want to continue modelling and wants to leave. And Tyra was giving a sermon about how she hates quitters and how she KNOWS that it's not that Ebony doesn't like modelling, it's just that Ebony hates people telling her what to do! And I was so terrified she might scream at her, like, "What is wrong with you, STOP IT!!!! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS!!!!! WELL, MAYBE EXCEPT THE PART WHERE I WAS SCREAMING AT TIFFANY!!!!!" but she didn't thank goodness because I totally felt bad for Ebony. Sheesh! She tried modelling, doesn't really like it, so decides to give up her slot for somebody who really wants this badly. Nobody's perfect like you, Tyra!!!

Oh and the ending was like those movies with the home videos from the past. After they showed Ebony's pictures, they showed Ebony's audition video about how much she loves Tyra and tells her that she wants it badly. They seriously broke her.

Oh and Heather won a challenge and was doing a photoshoot with styled by Mary J. Blige and when Heather was hugging her, you could totally see that Mary was like, "Get this crazy bitch off me!!!" Poor Heather.

Let's Get Unconscious

I'm a bloody mess!

The Art Of Storytelling

This semester SUCKS!!! It's bull crap, and I can smell it from a mile away!

So anyway, my first CDS (it's like an extra subject) is Sociology. Ok right? Well, let me just rant and whine about the fact that it was my third choice!! My first was French and my second was Psychology! And I thought, wow! Maybe people who did better than me for their exams had already occupied all the spots for the first two choices, right? Well, wrong!! Apparently, other people who put French as their second choice and had a lower GPA score got the subject! I'm like, WHAT THE HAY-ELL!!! Seriously! It's so friggin unfair that I have to learn Sociology for the rest of the semester! Totally sucks! But quite a lot of people got Sociology. I totally hope it's not like Social Studies.

And yesterday, we had to pick another CDS subject for some reason. And there I was thinking, "Hey! Maybe this time, I'll get what I want!" And so first choice: French, second: Psychology, third: Japanese, and so on until sixth: Singapore Law. Yes, I know. It might be boring, but there weren't many choices. I would never want to pick The Art Of Storytelling! Haha! So that night, I was told that the subject selection results were already out and like a child on the morning of Christmas, I ran to the computer and switched it on, anticipating that I would get what I want. So a few minutes later, I checked my subject selection results and my heart dropped and shattered into a million pieces. Then a cat passed by a peed all over it.

I got Understanding Art. I picked Understanding Theatre as fifth choice, but I got Art instead. A lot of people got Art also. Ok, firstly, I didn't even pick that crummy subject, which indicates that I have no interest in Art whatsoever!!!! I bet the CDS people were like, "Hey! This guy doesn't seem to have Understanding Art in his choices! Let's put him in that subject and maybe he'll gain interest in it!" Urgh!! And to think that I'll be attending that stupid subject for the rest of the semester. Urgh!! They're gonna force us to go to museums! Yucks!

CDS is a chance for me to have fun learning new stuff that's interesting!!! I'm sorry, but when you're in my course, even I have to admit that the stuff I'm currently learning is totally boring! Like Cell Biology and Basic Microbiology and Human Physiology and Immunology and Maths! And now I have to learn Art! Great!

Urgh! I kind of wish there was a Film Appreciation CDS or something. I remember one time my brother had that kind of subject and he took home DVDs and would watch it as homework! Like, WTF!!! Now I have to bring like, The Last Supper home and try to superimpose Mary Magdalene's head on Jesus's shoulder and solve the Da Vinci Code or something!

And mind you, my GPA was quite well, 3.02. I don't see why they decided to give me a subject that I did not even choose!

BICYCLE! BICYCLE!

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike!

OMG remember that song? When I was young I thought it was the funniest song I've ever heard.

So speaking of which, I decided that if I really want to take up a motor license, I should master the poor man's version of it. So I pushed my bike all the way to the bike shop and there were so many mat basikals there, and they had puny scrawny bicycles that are all rusty and stuff and I have one big ass mountain bike, which my elder brother bought in Perth. All the mat basikals were like, "Wah! Lawarnya!" He doesn't need it anymore anyway, so I had to change the bloody rubber tubing and the tires. So after that I did a test ride and discovered that my brakes didn't work and nearly crashed into a pillar like Alexis Meade. So had to change the stupid brakes. I haven't rode a bike for over a year because my bike is breaking apart, seat's coming off and stuff.

So anyway! Urgh! I hate getting older! Some people don't give you any money! It's not as if I have a full time job anyway!

Today I went to the unknown lands of Sembawang. There were a lot of amputees there for some reason. Seriously!

OMG Sham's blog is causing a commotion! Her tagboard is like a warzone or something.

My new timetable sucks rotten eggs! There's this one day where I have like, 4 hours of lessons but they are in 2 hour intervals! So there's like, a 4 hour interval! Ok whatever.

I am in love with Ugly Betty! It's the second best show on TV right now, right after ANTM. It's so funny! There was this funny scene, because Amanda is Faye's daughter, so she's trying to grab some attention from the press. So at a red carpet event, she goes to Marc and suggests that she pee on the red carpet to get some attention, and Marc replied, "Oh honey, Courtney Love already did that before you arrived." Haha! OMG and SPOILER ALERT!!!!! Don't read further on if you don't wanna be spoiled!!!!! Posh Spice is going to become one of Wilhelmina's bridesmaids! That's so cool!

Eid

Wow! It's been a week! That's so crazy!

Ok before I start, the Gimme More video was shown on MTV and honestly, Britney? Is that the best you can do? I mean, looking back at her career, she really didn't have a great voice, did she? All she was good at was dancing and now it's gone. Seriously! The video was so weird and disturbing because at the beginning there were three women (one was Britney) and she was wearing a blonde wig and all three were watching stripper Britney in a black wig doing a strip act. Then I realised that it's supposed to be some lesbian stripclub or something. I bet it was all her idea!

I bet she was all like, "Hey, like, guys! I have an, like, idea! Why don't you guys bring your cameras to my workplace and let's just do a home video! Okays?!"

And so they did and they filmed her doing her day job and earning money at the same time. Throw in some visual effects that people use in those amateur video editing software and presto! A music video!

So Hari Raya wasn't so bad actually. Followed my parents everywhere they went, because we are living in a material world, and I am a material boy. Ok I just wanted to save some money for a rainy day, which will obviously never happen because I am just a bloody teenager.

So anyway, during the visits, I totally discovered some crazy stuff about me! Yes!

My parents never told me that my great-grandmother aka my dad's dad's mum is Chinese. I think she's Hokkien or something. Well, my aunt told me that. That's so weird. Then again, I didn't know my grandfather because I think he divorced with my grandmother and died before I was born.

Oh and my grandaunt said that my grandmother would've had 8 children, but 4 of them passed away when they were very young, ranging from 1 day to 7 years old. Wow! That's totally sad. Totally felt bad for my grandma.

Then my mother just happened to have a megaphone and decided to announce something really important. When she was pregnant with me, the gynae told her that it's a girl, so both my parents were excited because they already had two boys and they're already sick of penises. So when I was born, here's what roughly happened:

Note: I don't know the name of my gynae, so let's just call him McDreamy.

McDreamy: Oh! Push harder!
Me: Waah! Waah! Waah!
McDreamy: Awww! Look, Meredith! She looks so adorable! Hey, Meredith, so sorry I hooked up with you on the day before we realised that we were gonna be working together.
That fat black woman: Hey, you incompetent boob! Get back to work! You can make out with her during your lunch break!
Me: Waah!
McDreamy: Oh! It's a boy! So sorry about that! Doctors do make mistakes! Just ask Meredith!
My dear mother: DAMMIT!

Thanks for the inspirational story, mum! Maybe she should send the story to the Chicken Soup For The Pregnant Mother's Soul. And the whole time, my mother was saying this like as if it's an anecdote she tells everybody, including the nonya yang jual sayur kat pasar. I smiled nervously. But I'd bet that my parents grew fond of me as time went by, right? Right? Right?

Ok, I'm off! I'm so swamped.

Placebo

Wow! It's been a long time! So I can't wait for Saturday to be over and done with. Urgh!

Bleargh! Ok whatever. Let's see what's happening!

Well, I went on a really weird SBS bus. The seats were arranged like the MRT seats where the seats face the sides. Then there was this fake bar counter and an actual stool! And there's a picture of a woman in an F&N uniform pouring a glass of orange juice. Ok what am I talking about?

My eldest brother has gangrene. Ok I'm exaggerating. He just has some fungal infection from wearing boots in the rain and not taking it off and stuff. He doesn't even get MC! The only privilege he gets is that he gets to wear sandals. And he's limping. Wow! They really do take care of you! Can't wait!!! Athlete's feet, here I come! Anyway, I had to serve him and get his important stuff for him from the bedroom (i.e. handphone, cigarettes, ashtray, etc.). Then he said "Thank you" and I'm like, "Finally!". It's like serving that Frida woman.

I'm not eating anything for sahur.

My baju kurung is too big for me and it's only sized S. Another reason why this year's Hari Raya is gonna suck.

All the M&M cookies that were made today are now destroyed! They now look like a teenager's face at the climax of puberty.

Nearly ate a sultana. I'm like, "WHAT THE HAY-ELL!"

The shop near my house is now under new management. No more bimbo shopkeepers who try to manipulate you into paying an extra 10 cents for a plastic bag, claiming it's the law now. Yes, that stupid bitch did that to me, saying something about Live Earth. But the new shop sucks eggs. They calculate the total amount by using calculators and all their foods are either in Chinese or Thai. WTH?! No Malay?! Their Skittles are in Chinese characters and I was worried that I might get, I dunno, hepatitis through the foods. I've heard of such cases. And the creamers are all in Thai so I don't even know if they're evaporated milk or condensed milk or whatever. Urgh!

I am currently addicted to F&N Green Apple. It's a limited edition flavour. They should replace the Zappel with that Green Apple. It's so bloody delicious. Ok what am I talking about?

Currently listening to:
Teardrops On My Guitar - Taylor Swift
Good Life - Kanye West ft. T-Pain
Nothin' Better To Do - LeAnn Rimes
Taking Chances - Celine Dion

One Week

Wow! Hari Raya in a week! That's kind of crazy.

Stupid high metabolism! I only spent the whole of Friday afternoon baking cookies and I was already exhausted. I mean, exhausted in a "didn't-sleep-all-night" kind of way.

OMG have you seen Britney Spears' new official Gimme More video?! It's so pathetic! All she does in the video is dance around a pole and dropping it like it's not hot. It's kind of hard to find on YouTube because of copyright crap.

Taped ANTM 8. Watched the last part of Tab TV. It was about exorcism I think and the first scene I saw was this woman in bed and the "healer" telling her that he has to implant his amulet (aka magical semen) inside her to drive the spirit away. Eww!! And then the stupid woman was oblivious that she just got raped. So that night she had nightmares and her husband asked her what was wrong, and the woman told him everything, and the husband just said, "Jasmine," in a disappointed tone. WTH?! No "YOU HAD SEX????!!!!!!"?

Can't believe Felicia's gone!! I really actually wanted Dionne to go. But I loved her "WHAT THE HAYELL?!!" quote during the laser challenge.

Oh and watched the latest season of ANTM. That Bianca woman was being a bitch once again. Seriously, if you wanna be a bitch, be a bitch and have some modelling talent! Like Jade. Urgh! And all Bianca did was make arguments with the other girls. Urgh! And she's like, "Heather's good, but I have to stop her before she gets there [laughs nervously]". I hate that bitch. At least other bitches from other cycles were entertaining, like Camille or Jade or Monique. Sigh.

And I have to say ANTM is getting better and better!! Well, the girls had to do a couture runway for a budding fashion designer and the winner will be going to Paris to do runway for her. Then for the photoshoot, they had to wear couture gowns while rock climbing! Yay!

Jenah. She's the one who reminded me of The Fairly Oddparents, then I realised she looks like that boy in pink. Loved her photo!

Heather. The mildly autistic girl. Love her photo! Glad that the other girls are not bitching about her.

Hate That I Love You - Rihanna ft. Ne-Yo

Hari Raya's gonna suck! Both my baju kurungs suck ass for some reason. Ugh!

Now You Know

Watched season premiere of Despo Housewives! Yay! And seriously, I was a bit pissed off from the cliffhanger from the Season 3 finale.

Yay! ANTM tomorrow!

Sick last night. Ok now. Keep on waking up at around noon. Stone for about an hour. I didn't realise that I was watching Hi-5. Then watched Oprah. Vanessa Williams (aka Wilhelmina from Ugly Betty) was on with her mother, if that's her real name. Seriously, her mother looks like her sister! I wiki-ed her and found out that she's only 44. Really? She kind of looks 50 because she looks heavily botoxed. And her mother looks like she's about 55.

Next Sunday!

Spontaniouse

Ugh! Was sick during the weekend.

Finally watched The Office. It was so funny!!! Well, Michael's ex-boss died in a car accident so they all had a grief counselling session. Michael asked everyone to name somebody they know who died and how they died. So I'll just give the dialogue.

Dwight: When my mother was pregnant with me, she did an ultrasound scan and found that she was pregnant with twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, the found out that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret that? No. I believe his tissues have made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

Pam: I had an aunt. She was this amazing female boxer. She was injured in a fight and was paralysed. So I was devastated when I found out that she had asked her coach to remove her breathing tube so she could die.

Ryan: A few years ago, my family was in a safari in Africa. And my cousin, Mufasa, was trampled to death in a stampede.
Michael: Do you wanna talk about it?
Ryan: Nah, it would probably take an hour and a half for me to talk about that.

Hahaha! Mufasa!

First episode of Heroes 2 was boring for some reason. Was Heroes boring in the first place?

OMG watched the season premiere of Ugly Betty! All I can say is "WOW!" OMG so many plotlines! What I like about the show is that you kind of like everybody, including the villains like Wilhelmina and Amanda.

Tyra Single-Handedly Saves Planet Earth While Looking FIERCE!

So I have finished watching the second episode of ANTM 9, which is the episode where they kick the first girl out, so technically it's the first episode. And I must admit, ANTM is seriously getting better and better! Thank you, Tyra! Oh what would we do without you and your amazing show! So anyway, I'll do a little recap of what happened.

So the 13 lucky bitches meet Jay Manuel who introduces them to their new mode of transport, which is like a mini-bus run by 100% bio-diesel. And Jay Manuel explains that Tyra is really concerned with the environment so Top Model is going green! So the insides of the mini-bus is pimped out with all things recyclable, like grass for example. And one of the girls said that the seats look like recycled tires. Wow! So we can add 'environmentalist' to Tyra's ever-expanding resume!

Tyra Banks: Supermodel, Actress, Reality-Show Host, Singer, Talk-Show Host, Counselor, Humanitarian, Environmentalist.

She's like a modern version of Mother Theresa who teaches young girls everywhere how to tuck your bootee out but make it fashion.

Oh Tyra! Naomi Campbell is seething with jealousy at your remarkable beauty!

So on with the show! They are brought to their new house which is practically decorated with plants. They might get dengue! For their first photoshoot, I seriously thought that they would have to like, pose as pollutants and the effects of pollution or something! Like, I imagined a girl posing as an oil-covered seagull on the beach and another would pose as acid-rain or something. But actually their photoshoot was about smoking and the consequences of it. So the picture involves the girl being glamorous in front of the mirror smoking and then they go re-do their make-up so that they can pose as the mirror-image which portrays all the things that actually happen to you. It's kind of cool and practically all the girls did really well! Oh and during panel, Tyra announced that since young girls everywhere are watching, the girls will be acting as role models, so she banned smoking. I think she just wants drama.

SPOILER ALERT



So there were a few sub-plots that happened. One was a Bianca vs. Lisa catfight which really came out of nowhere. Ok, so Lisa is an exotic dancer but she's not a stripper!!! She has a top on, a bikini. She keeps saying that which makes me wonder if she wears bottoms! During castings, Bianca thinks that she's the fun bitch. So at first, I thought that Bianca was supposed to be the good person and Lisa the villain, but it was the other way around. When they were being made up, Bianca kept on taunting Lisa and asking her if she's going to do well and stuff. And Lisa's like, whatever bitch. Bianca interviews that she thinks Lisa isn't her competition because she's a stripper, and the winner can't be a stripper. Then why do you keep friggin messing with her! Ugh! Bianca's just jealous. So Bianca goes first and sucks. She tells Lisa that she did well just to intimidate her. Lisa does amazing! Seriously! Then when the girls were hanging out, Bianca verbally attacks Lisa about the whole stripper thing and Lisa was cursing at Bianca and they had to have other girls stand as a barrier. Then back at home, Lisa apologized to Bianca and Bianca also said sorry. She interviews that she only said sorry because she didn't want it to come around to panel and Tyra. Umm... she's watching the interviews you stupid ho! Oh and next week, it's Bianca vs. Saleisha.

Oh and there's also this girl called Heather. She's the pale looking one. She looks and sounds like C4's Michelle. And she has a mild form of autism called Asperger's Syndrome, which makes her awkward during social situations. It's not like as if she runs around crazily trying to overturn all the dustbins, it's just that she doesn't really talk to the other girls, which makes me really sad for her. So some of the girls, especially Kimberly, bitches about how creepy she is and stuff. They say that her face is gorgeous but then with the disability, she can't be a model, which is totally true but you obviously have to keep it to yourself or you'll look like an asshole. And when Heather called her mother, her mother told her to be nice to the other girls. Mom, it's the other way around!

Then there's another storyline. It's called "Tyra hates Victoria". So Victoria (one of my favourites) is a Yale student. During panel, she was nervous and quiet, and Twiggy tells her that she needs to get over her insecurity, but Victoria interjects politely and says that she's not insecure, she's just quiet. And Tyra just pounds her like the jackal she is and says that she needs to be nicer! Gosh! Tyra hates people who are smarter than she is. And when Nigel says that Victoria's photo is the best of the bunch, Tyra's all "Victoria's photo sucks! I don't see the je ne sais quoi!" Ugh! Shut up and stop being so biased!

And I love this season because I practically have 8 favourites! Yay! So here's the girls from most favourite to least favourite!

VICTORIA

Totally love her photo! And she looks like Shandi for some reason! Yay! And she was really nice too. When the girls were bitching about Heather, she interviews that she hates the girls who bitch about them!

LISA

In the promotional photograph, she looks so dowdy, but OMG she's so pretty!!! I LOVE HER and don't care if she's a stripper. She kind of looks like Alicia Keys.


SALEISHA

She went to Tyra's T-Zone camp and has the self-esteem of Tyra Banks! Congrats to her! And she looks like Tyra in her "after" shot! Hahaha!


HEATHER

She's so endearing! During castings, she said, "Hey pretty lady, and Tyra." Hahaha! And Tyra's like, "That's Ok! Autism results to poor vision, right?" No, autism results to blunt realistic comments, Tyra. And she has her stuffed monkey which is kind of cute. I like her, but I hope Tyra eliminates her before the go-see episode. You know Tyra's going to eliminate her during the go-see episode.

JANET

I don't really know if she looks like a 12-year-old boy or not. Well, she has the body of a man. But she seems nice and not bitchy at all.

JENAH

She reminds me of the Fairly OddParents for some bizarre reason. And she's the only known smoker. She looked shocked when Tyra announced the banning of cigarettes. You know she's going to smoke in the bathroom!

CHANTAL

She seems kind of meh. But I like her.

SARAH

She seems pretty, but she's too thin to be plus-size and too fat to be skinny.


AMBREAL

They call this fierce?! I don't know! Not my fav to win!

MILA

She got eliminated. Thank God! She says that she's a happy person and celebrates everything from birthdays to new nail colours! Go and celebrate your departure then. And she finds crying a waste of time. She didn't cry. You just want to punch her. And she finds her chemotherapy hair funny and calls it bozo clowny. What an idiot!

EBONY

She's like Eva. Bitchy at castings. Tyra the psychiatrist breaks down Ebony because she's been walked over all her life so she becomes quiet and shy. Still hate her.


KIMBERLY

Looks like the girl from Little Miss Sunshine. Ha! She sucks! She bitched about Heather.

BIANCA

Ugh! Hate her! She doesn't seem to have that thing people have in the middle of their upper lip, you know?

No One - Alicia Keys

I love this song!

Notes On A Scandal

Watched Notes On A Scandal last night. It is everything Little Children wishes it was. But it kind of has mature themes, I think. The only mature thing was that it was about a woman who has an affair with a 15-year-old boy who looks like he's 20. There weren't any love scenes! Oh and it's a British movie.

So since I love the movie so much, here's a recap! I was reading the reviews at the back of the DVD cover and what they said about it is totally true. It has lust, greed, anger, jealousy, guilt and betrayal. Well, it's about this old lonely spinster, Barbara (played by Judi Dench), who is a strict teacher nobody likes. So there's this new Art teacher called Sheba (played by Cate Blanchett) and they become friends. So the narrator is Barbara who narrates what she actually writes in her diary. So Barbara is kind of fixated with Sheba and they become friends. Sheba invites Barbara to her house for lunch and she meets Sheba's family and notes that she deserves a better family blah blah blah because her husband is old as hell and she has a son who's Down Syndrome.

Then during the school assembly, Barbara couldn't find Sheba so she goes to her room to find her. She peeks into the window and finds Sheba making out with one of the students. So the next day Babs calls Sheba to confront her about the student. Seriously, Barbara is a bitchy old coot who just manipulates people! I love it! So Sheba tells her that the student is good in art and he was seeking for extra lessons and he has a crush on her and she has a crush on him but she drew the line. Then the student started following her around and she gave in to her temptations. Sheba promises to end the affair because she'll get arrested.

So everything is fine and all except for the fact that Sheba didn't end the affair like what Barbara advised her. So when Babs comes to her house she sees the young perv and he was calling her handphone and Babs realised that the affair was still on. She's disappointed and leaves the house. So that night, Barbara finds that her cat is sick and goes to the vet the next day, and the vet tells her that the cat needs to be put down. She tells him to hold on and goes to Sheba's house to accompany her to the vet. But then Sheba's about to leave her house to go to her Down Syndrome son's school play and can't follow her. And so Barbara is mad as hell and like coldly tells her that she has to suffer the consequences.

So that night, one of the teachers went to Barbara's house to confide in her. He tells her that he has a crush on Sheba and wants her to tell her. But then Barbara tells him that she likes younger boys and tells him that there's a rumour going on that she's having an affair with a student. So the next day, the boy's mother goes to Sheba's house and seriously attacks her and calls her "bitch" and "slut" and like slaps her head. It's so realistic! That's why I like these movies! So anyway the next day the whole school knows and both Sheba and Barbara were fired. So this goes to the press and they surround Sheba's house. Sheba and husband fight so Sheba moves in with Barbara.

And then.... we realise that Barbara is a sick old coot who longs for touching Sheba's thighs when she's asleep! Seriously! So when Barbara leaves for the groceries and Sheba's left on her own in Babs' house, she finds lots of gold stars, like the ones you stick onto their students' homework. She suspects something and rummages through the house and finds Barbara's diary. She goes through the diary and finds out that Barbara is a freaking lesbo, I think! Well, she keeps Sheba's hair in her diary, as well as receipts and stuff. And Sheba finds out that there used to be another young lady who moved somewhere else and filed a restraining order against Barbara because she's just a creepy woman. So when Barbara returns, Sheba goes absolute batshit crazy and slaps her old face and continues to go crazy.

So in the end Barbara goes to the park she usually hangs out with Sheba and finds another young lady. So they befriend each other. Hope she gets a good attorney.

I totally love the movie! Rent it! Watch it! And Judi Dench should have won Best Actress instead of Helen Mirren. And Cate Blanchett seriously should have won Best Supporting Actress instead of Jennifer Hudson.

Just A Random Post

I am now playing Sims 2. Sims 2 is like a game where I realise is kind of stupid and stop playing it for a while, then when I try playing it again, it's kind of exciting. I am now trying to make the ugliest Sim from the most good-looking ancestors. I mean that I make my good-looking Sim and make her mate with the ugliest people on the streets. Then their kids mate with other strangers to make even uglier kids! Yes I know, that is mean. I should have made a guy, because when I saw that Sandy Bruty, all I can think of was how ugly their kids would be! Ok that was mean too. But seriously! The creators of that game keep on making NPCs that are ugly! The only pretty ones are Dagmar the postwoman and Kaylynn the maid. All the men are not good-looking, especially the burglars. I'll post pictures of the offspring.

Oh BTW, I forgot to mention that the Miss Teen USA girl was on the VMA's and she did something which I thought would have been seemingly impossible! She humiliated herself further! Instead of speaking coherently so that others can comprehend her, she mocked herself and said random things like, "Pakistan Iran help the education such as and so as to develop South Africa". She said something like that. I was too shocked.

Songs I Am Listening To
1. The Way I Are - Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson
2. No One - Alicia Keys
3. Bed - J. Holiday
4. Don't Stop The Music - Rihanna
5. Drivin' Me Wild - Common ft. Lily Allen
6. With Every Heartbeat - Robyn
7. Do It Well - Jennifer Lopez
8. Sober - Kelly Clarkson
9. Gimme More - Britney Spears
10. So Small - Carrie Underwood
11. Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
12. Tears Dry On Their Own - Amy Winehouse