Ugh! Why are some of my teachers such incompetent boobs?! I have two teachers who are such asswipes you just feel like slapping their faces!
First, is one of my tutorial teachers. He's such an asshole! He's a foreigner and sometimes I don't get what he's saying! Had my first tutorial with him this week. You can tell that he's a lazy ass because firstly, he didn't clean the whiteboard which was scribbled on during the previous tutorial, which was quite distracting. Secondly, he was sitting behind the desk the whole time! He didn't give away the answers, he just told the class to give the answers. Also: ASS! He was asking the class to make a wild guess on how many percent of formaldehyde is used for preparation of a microscopy (all the mumbo jumbo) and so one of my fellow classmates indeed made a wild guess and answered "22!" and he totally scolded her for actually making a wild guess! He told her, "If you don't know, shut your mouth." Also: Horny middle-aged man. During lectures, he would go around the lecture theatre and look at girls. Ass! Urgh!
Secondly, one of my practical teachers. Also had first practical with him this week. Yesterday, in fact. So we had to do two seperate tasks during the practical. The first was that we had to observe different red and white blood cells from the microscope slides that were provided. The second was that we had to measure our lung capacity by blowing into a plastic bag which obviously cannot hold up the whole lung capacity. So the whole class would take turns in drawing the cells and there was this one particular WBC (white blood cell) called the eosonophil which had like, two bulges from the circular shape. So, I drew what I saw and he went around insulting our drawings. He said that my drawing looks like Ultraman and it kind of looked like an alien. So I laughed it off and tried to do a better drawing. Then he came around to my table and insisted that it still looks like Ultraman. Then he said that I have been watching too much Ultraman. That was my boiling point! Firstly, I'm fucking 17! Secondly, I have never watched an episode of that stupid cartoon in my life! You're the one who goes around telling everybody that theirs look like Ultraman. So maybe it's you that have the Ultraman obsession! So anyway, before we could pass up our work and leave the lab, we had to show him our work. And seriously, it's like those customs where if you have a pen with you, they're gonna arrest you because you might stab somebody with it. The whole class was lining up and it kind of took like, 45 minutes. He kept on criticizing our drawings and told us to re-do just because our cells aren't circular enough. Next time: bring a compass because God made all red blood cells precisely circular! Also, he kept on insulting us in a condescending way. For the lung capacity experiment, for one of our tasks, we had to breathe in deeply and breathe out all into this tiny bag. So in the end, practically everybody had the answer of 1.5 L. He kept on saying that it's too low and that it was common sense that you had to use more than 1 bag. Ok, firstly, it is fucking impossible, sir! He called a girl a midget because of her low results. That's so fucking rude! Then when it was my turn, he looked at my results and said that I had small lungs. I retorted that I had a smaller body and as my torso is narrow, my lungs must be narrow too. Then he replied that I had "baby lungs". What a fucking fuckwad!
Urgh!