My Surgery

I would never want to relive yesterday... EVER!

It was scary, it was depressing, it was like a nightmare! I'm so glad that it's over. Had an appointment at CGH at 9 so, I wore my uniform and brought my bag so that I could go back to school after the appointment. Long story cut short, I was brought to this mini-operating theatre and sat on this chair that's like the OSim massage chair and they injected anaesthetics into my eyelid and they flipped open my eyelid and I think they poked my infection and removed everything. Then, I had to put on an eyepatch and it was so embarrassing because I had to walk around the whole hospital with it.

Then, when I removed the patch yesterday, it was all bloody and there was pus all over the place. Yucks!

MUSICAL!!!!

My Broken Badge

I have been neglecting my blog lately... Hmm...

Anyway, on Monday, I broke my badge. Ya, so I had to use double-sided tape to stick it on the uniform. That's all. I just needed a blog title.

Anyway, just now I had a VJC talk and OH MY GOD the principal is so cool! I mean, she's so nice and she buys those swings you put in the gardens for her students! Too bad I can't get in. I heard it's partial 5. At least I can go to TJC, because they care too!

My brother's giving me his 512 MB handphone memory card to me!!! Haha, because he bought a Video I-Pod. Yay, I'm going to store all the songs I know in it.

My Stye

FUCK LAH!

Today, I went to a private doctor and not a poly to get rid of my infection. And guess what? He just referred me to CGH! Stupid bitch doctor. Next time when I become a doctor, I will help every patient of mine to the max! I'll be Father Theresa.

Anyway, the doctor said that it was 'stye' and it's the infection of the eyelid. That's all! Then, he told me not to squeeze it and to use a warm damp towel and press lightly on it. And guess what? I checked Wikipedia and they said the same thing. And it's an inflammation of the sebaceous gland at the base of the eyelashes. Wow! I understood every bit of it! Woo!

I hope it works! Anyway, I need some boost in my confidence and self-esteem because today at school, I almost died of lack of confidence. I didn't really say during the beginning but then, during the end of the day, I sang Hero during Physics and Mr Eng told me to 'Keep queit there!' with his deep voice. I think a certain somebody might be jealous of a certain comebody's voice!

Anyways, tomorrow I'm going to ransack the whole of the old-school CDs that belonged to my parents. I totally remember finding this Mariah Carey album. My mother used to lurve MC (not Marianne Chong).

My Bicycle Journey

I almost died yesterday. No, literally!

Well, Adam asked me to get the !Smash'd banner from D'Marquee, so I decided to have a leisurely bike ride to Downtown and I must say that it was fun. I mean, nobody was blocking my way and I could ride really fast. Reached there. Got the banner. To my shock, there were two banners, one medium-sized and the other like, 3 metres in width. If you saw somebody putting the bigger banner on his shoulder and balancing the smaller banner on his lap while riding uphill and sweating like a pig, that's me! I need some Coke Lime!

Anyways, somehow some of the YouTube videos are lost. Boo! I wanted to put 'Hero' by Mariah Carey.

My Stitches

Today is like an unlucky day for me. I woke up and didn't eat breakfast and all my mother gave me was a chocolate bar. So, I hurried off and I was late for school. Thank goodness it was raining and they didn't take down our names.

Bio test sucked. It was like those Civics and Moral tests where they ask questions like 'Why do teenagers take drugs?' and 'Why do you think drug abusers are a burden?'.

The bar was still in my pocket and I took it out during PE. Then, when we were running round the school, I opened it and ate it while I was running and Nani told me that I would get stitches, but at that time, I thought that we would be running for like, 2 rounds. So I just ate but then, I was told that we would be running 2.4 km! I was like, "Ok, I'm dead!" In fourth round, I got stitches in my stomach and I couldn't run and had to walk. A lesson learnt.

Anyways, I was a star during Captainsball, for only a minute or two. 4R vs 3I! Haha, first ever! We thrashed them to bits and pieces mainly because we were taller than them. But all of them are also considered winners! But, technically, we won! I scored the second goal! Woot! After the first goal was scored, the ball was given to 3I. And that was when Michael Jordon possessed me, or Samantha gave me some of her magical netball powers. So, this 3I girl was about to pass to this boy who's right in front of me. And when she passed it to him, I totally flew in between them like some angel from heaven and snatched it, then, I threw the ball at the net and mind you, but the ball didn't touch the rim. It just went through! And we're talking about a netball post, not a basketball post. Heheh! I'm good! After the game finished, everbody bowed to the opposite person ala samurai style. Haha, but I missed it! I straight went to the canteen.

Physics test sucked. Everybody's questioning the reliaability and the usefulness of Mr Eng's notes. And I left my Bio textbook and TYS at Malay class! I hope some mat doesn't vandalise my stuff, or worse, steal it!

I have decided to extend the charts to 10 songs. And I'm adding weird songs. Haha, I thought that nobody knows the song 'Hero' by Mariah Carey. But Felicia and Izzati knows! Woot!

My Berry-Nice Yoghurt

Haven't been blogging lately. I'm currently engrossed with my studies.

Anyways, there's a new vending machine in Temasek, and it's not an ordinary vending machine, it spits out yoghurt and milk. World's first.

After school, bought yoghurt and it was quite expensive. $1. But then later that day I went to Shop n Save and it's also $1. There's like, chunks of strawberry in there which was absolutely scrumptious.

This is so scary, but I think I might be a teacher's pet (Mrs Tay's and Mdm Audra's). Seriously, suddenly Mrs Tay is nice to me and acts really motherly. And she helped me out a bit during the Chem prac. And she always calls out my name when she asks questions. Monday she asked me. Today, she also asked me. Mdm Audra likes to call my name too. Like, during SMT. Why oh why did I embarrass myself yet again in front of 4R and 4S. I said that the Adidas' three stripes stand for 'Reuse, reduce and recycle'. That's like, LAME!

Got our yearbooks. Yay, I'm at the Pahang Camp section. And I look haggardly. There weren't any mirrors and I didn't bathe that morning. And I look so expressionless. I shall try to be less sociopathic next time.

The whole class is singing Beep. And by 'the whole class', I mean me, Nani, Izzati, Charlene and Anavil. Adam doesn't know the song. It's really weird when you try to sing it and add the 'beep' sound. Whatever.

Two tests tomorrow. Bio and Physics!

My Dream Come True

Did I tell you that Wendy got eliminated? Yup. I'm psychic. Last night I dreamt that I got a Nokia N70. Hehe, hope it comes true.

I didn't blog yesterday because I went to Johor on Saturday. Yup, my mother made plans with my auntie on that morning and soon, we were at Johor. I bought only two shirts. Then, we went bowling and I sucked at first because the ball would naturally curl to the left gutter even if I bowled straight. Then, this guy next to our lane was laughing at me which I found really rude. Then, when he bowled, he sucked worse than me. Then, he 'step cool' by pretending to kick the machine that brings bowling balls back to you. In the end, I got one strike and about 3 spares throughout two games.

Then, I got the chance to go around the shopping centre alone. My brother wanted to buy a shoe and my cousin followed him. My father and uncle went together, and my mother and auntie went together. So, I was given RM 64 and went around. Eventually, I bought a couple of games which I won't be playing because it's in Japanese. And I bought some bubble gum and chewing gum and some quite expensive 'teenager cream' to eliminate pimples and blackheads.

Then, my father bought DVDs but all the movies seem to suck. There was this marine movie which I thought was Jarhead, but then, it's a movie called 'Submarine'. The only nice show he bought was 'Walk the Line'. He didn't buy Brokeback Mountain nor Transamerica. I should have bought the movies!

Today, Physics was totally disgusting. Well, during Geog, Ms Neo said that at the Indonesian islands, people pay about $1000 to buy the virginity of a prostitute. Then, during recess, Nani and Charlene kept on asking boys why some men like virgins. Riight. So, during Physics, Charlene asked Mr Eng why some men like virgins and he said that the men like to dominate and stuff. Umm... Eww... Then, suddenly we were talking about circumcision and Rui Qi didn't know what it was. Hehe... Charlene said that she wants to see the difference all for the sake of education.

After that, I had this huge migraine and went home right after the Maths test and slept for a while and now I still have a mild headache.

My Nocturnal Activities

Video of the Week

Mariah Carey with Heartbreaker! Hehe! I love the music video.

Anyway, it is official that I do sleepwalk. Last night, when I was about to go to sleep, my brother asked me what I was doing the night before. And I was like '???' and he said that I sat up and walked near the door and point with all my fingers and cry "Umi! Umi!" (meaning "Mother! Mother!) and he said that I cried out for my mother about seven times. My GOD!!!! Then, he said that I walked out the door. That's so freaky. I hope I didn't attempt to jump.

Sigh. But nobody comes here...

The Girl On The Cover

Nicole won! Whoop de doo! And she should seriously stop screaming like that. And OH MY GOD! she looks like my auntie at the Covergirl shoot. Even my mother pointed that out. Gasp!

And Gil Bensimon is such a freaky photographer. He likes to rub models' face while saying in a french accent "She's a winner." Freak.

Anyway, I was late for my appointment with Mdm Audra for my oral! Like, I was late for about 30 minutes. I'm supposed to be there at 8.50

7:30 - Woke up
7.35 - Took a shower
7.55 - Read through oral notes
8.00 - Lagged a bit
8.15 - Left home, walked to the bus stop opposite White Sands Primary
8.20 - Reached bus stop
8.25 - Boarded 81
8.40 - Reached Tampines Interchange
8.45 - Bought orange juice at Mac, realised that I was late, went to Tampines Mall taxi stand
8.50 - Reached Tampines Mall taxi stand, many taxis at the main road, didn't go in
9.15 - Boarded a taxi (at last)
9.30 - Reached school

Ahhh!!! Well, the queue was filled with rich businessmen who called the cab hotline and they cut queue. Stupid rich businessmen, it's not like as if they're late. I was expecting Mdm Audra to wait in the classroom and tell me, "I'm sorry, but you're late. I have to go home now to feed my daughter. She's starving, you see!" But she didn't. My oral was average - my 'reading aloud' was and I quote "perfectly articulated", my 'picture discussion' was "good", but my 'discussion' was "a pity". I'm sorry, but I do not exist in this world to be pitied upon. Well, anyway, somehow, some dead newscaster seemed to possess me during the 'reading aloud' because I spoke perfectly! Haha, and I made sure to make the dialog more unique i.e. speak in a higher pitch whenever a woman spoke. Yay! But then the picture was hard, it was a picture of a woman massaging an old man's foot. And I just had to say "The specialist looks happy massaging the elderly man's foot." Haha, and Mdm Audra just had to laugh at my mistakes, and I just had to laugh to. Then, the newscaster who possessed me left my body and I was a sotong during the conversation. I couldn't link to anything. Oh well. What's done is done.

My tagboard's at the verge of death. I think I need to blog about contraversial issues, like Brokeback Mountain.

My Bottle Of 'Genie'

From today onwards, I'm going to have a 'Music Video of the Week'. Hooray! This week's going to be 'Genie In A Bottle' by Christina Aguilera! Hooray! Haha, I used to love that song, and I used to sing it aloud. But guess what?! I just discovered that what Christina Aguilera is singing is about how she wants to lose her virginity because she's 'been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights, waiting for someone to realease her'. Haha then, she says 'If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay, I'm a genie in a bottle, You gotta rub me the right way'. Umm.. Ew... And my parents like, heard me sing the song. But not in a diva kind of way... Source: Wikipedia

I'm going to die on 30th June 2006. Don't ask me why. I'm in a state of depression!

Tag, people, tag! Don't be afraid to tag, I know you think I'm a good boy. Don't you think a boy like me can be, TAG!

And what's with the camera focusing on the hips? And the organ underneath the hips? Hmmm....

My Uneventful Day

Let's see. Umm... what happened today? Well, I woke up at 7 and took a shower and wanted to go to the polyclinic when my mother told me to wait for another day because it might just be a harmless, benign, insect bite. Look at the bright side. If I die of an infection, I would be wasting my time studying my ass off for the O Levels! Muahaha! Then, during the O Levels, I, as a spirit, would go around the examination hall and possess random people, including Marco. Then, I would write the wrong answers.

Anyway, I did like, nearly all my holiday homework and I'm left with Newspaper Cutting and Malay. Then, all I need to do is study Bio and A Maths. For the first time in my life, I'm actually going to finish up all my holiday homework before school re-opens. Who the hell invented the phrase 'school re-open' and 'school close'. Think what? Coffeeshop is it?

I think I might be going to the doctor tomorrow. I can't go for my Oral practice session with an infection. Mdm Audra would surely ask me about it and tell me all kinds of grandmother stories about how there might be cancer cells in there waiting to be dispersed or something. And I'm sure my infection would affect my self-esteem. I'm going to fail my Orals!

Edit: Added 2 new old songs to the charts. I thought that 'Torn' was a sick song because the singer said 'naked'. Haha, I was so immature when I was 7.

My Sleepwalking, Again

Sleptwalked again last night! I put my alarm clock alarm at 4.30 am to brush up on my Chemistry file and guess what?! I woke up much later! Next time, I shall use a videocam to record what I do when I sleepwalk. Maybe it's because I'm depressed. Haha, can't be. I mean, I don't think I'm depressed. Right? OMG that might be the case of delusion!

Quick fact: Bus 17 does not stop and rest at Bedok Interchange. Instead, once it drops off everybody at Bedok, it picks up passengers at the interchange. That's kind of dumb. Like, what if this guy boards 17 at Pasir Ris interchange and sleeps throughout the whole journey, so he'll end up at Pasir Ris. So he'll have to board the bus again, and then sleeps and ends up at Pasir Ris, again. And the cycle goes on until he dies.

Anyway, I found this interesting woman on the cover of Playboy magazine. For those of you who have been living under a rock, it's a magazine for men. If you know what I mean.

Adrianne Curry! America's very first Next Top Model! Yes! America's very own smoky-eyed, smoky-lunged Curry. How desperate is she? Looks like Paris is out of her league and now, she's gracing the covers of 'Whore' magazine. I'd bet somewhere in the world in Crazytown, Tyra Banks is like, walking and walking and she stumbles upon a newsstand and she discovers Adrianne on the cover of Playboy and she says "Now this is what I want! Mama is proud of you, Adrianne! Top models are supposed to be versatile and flexible and are able to seduce men with their skimpy lingere. And top models are also sex objects that attract men."

My Crazy Phone, Again!

My stupid phone can go and die! Literally! Well, I don't really mean it. I wanna trade it in before it dies. Why?!!!!

Just now, I was doing my Chem homework listen to my beloved MP3 on my phone when suddenly, it just switched off automatically. Then, when I switched it on again, I suddenly received the We Belong Together Remix which Anavil sent to me via Bluetooth on Thursday. THURSDAY! The song was secretly hiding in some secret compartment for like, 3 days! I thought that I didn't receive it so I just forgot about it. WTF?! I think I might have discovered something extraordinary. Oh well, my contract's expiring soon, so might as well get a new phone. Like the 6230i. But then, my brother's phone is that one, so I hope he doesn't assume that I'm a wannabe of him. I have no interest in Parkour where people jump off rooftops in Chai Chee, which my mother agrees is a hobby.

My self-esteem is shrinking as my 'insect bite' (which will be called 'my hump' from now onwards) enlarges! I just can't face the class with it. I mean, it's so awkward. Yesterday, Charlene was staring at my hump and didn't say a word. She was just pretending to be nice. Tomorrow, I shall always glance on the floor like as if it's so interesting and take small steps while walking like geishas like Hidayah. Then, at times, I will glance at men while riding their bikes and they will crash into a pile of boxes.

Ok, I'm lame. I can't wait for Motivation Camp. It sounds like fun because everybody's going to cry, including me. It's going to be like the ANTM 2 episode where they had to picture somebody they hate on a blank piece of paper and tear it up while screaming "I HATE YOU!!!". Then, mucus will flow out of our nostrils. I hope they let us express ourselves in front of everybody. Then, I could show my true talent and sing We Belong Together. Oooohhh! But then, I'm not really too happy with the classes we're going with. 4V is Ok, except for Soh Wei Jie, who will be like, shouting at everybody and putting on a hissyfit once I perform. 4E's Ok too, but they seem very, distant from our class. 4S. Cassandra? Umm... He'll be expressing that he wishes to slaughter me and hang me like a dead duck.

Oh and my mother told me that once my brother (alias Hatsumomo) turns 21 and gets married, everybody will have to move out so that we don't disturb the couple. I was feeling ok about it until I realised that Hatsumomo turns 21 next year! How fast is that! I mean, it only felt like, a year ago when me and my brothers were childishly wasting money on crappy Pokemon cards! And I don't wanna move out! My home is like a sanctuary. I'd like to have it and keep it once I'm 21. If I have the money, I'll renovate it into like, this Zen Garden where you can meditate in it. Yoga enthusiasts will be envious of me! Did you hear that? That is the sound of a mirror shattering. That is the sound of my dreams shattering.

Ok, I'm being a bit overdramatic. I could just buy an apartment on top of my current apartment. Haha. Anyway, speaking of yoga, I wanna learn yoga! Sounds like fun, twisting your body like a pretzel...

My Eye Infection

Ahh! There's something wrong with my eye. It looks like an insect bite on my eyelid but yesterday, Ms Lee said that there might be pus inside it! Ewww! That's totally disgusting. I showed it to my mother and she said that it was a 'tembel', just like what Izzati said. Sarah said that it happens because I see things that I'm not supposed to see. Like Tammy NYP! But I never watch lah! Honest!

My mother told me to go see a doctor on Tuesday (practical on Monday) because she said that I could be blind if it were not treated. Oh MY GOD!!! I'M GOING TO DIEEE!!!

The only great thing that happened today was that this Indonesian maid bought condoms at the shop in front of my house. Funny! The Indo maid was at the counter when I saw the whole thing. The Indo maid was like, "Uh, Durex" ( I thought she was saying Duracell). Then, the bimbo shopkeeper gave her the Durex and the Indo maid was like, "$2.50 right?" Haha! Means that she bought Durex before. Then, the maid asked for a plastic bag. Haha! Classic! I bet she'll be busy at night.

My Top Model Dream

Ok, I have been having weird dreams lately. Like, bizarre! Last night, I dreamt that Wendy, the girl who looks like me, got eliminated in the first three episodes! Like, seriously! I also dreamt that Brooke got eliminated. I'm just going to have to wait if this is true.

Ahh!! I need to go now! Got Maths remedial! I must do well for my upcoming common test! But before I go, here's a bit of ANTM!

Oh wow the eliminated person looks so old! Like as if she's qualified to be a grandmother!

My Sleepwalking

A story like mine has never been told. Last night, I wanted to take a mini-nap at 9.30 and wake up at 9.45 and I ended up waking up at 5.15 am. I had three alarms by the way! First was my alarm clock, second was my handphone alarm clock, third was my handphone countdown timer! Then, this morning I asked my mother why she didn't wake me up and she said that I woke up myself and went to the toilet to pee and had a drink in the kitchen. Then, I mumbled to my mother something and went to bed! Ahhh!!!

Got our Progress Report and it wasn't so bad. But my L1R5 is really bad because I flunked my Elec. Geog because I got poor marks for my Geog project.

Now I have a reason for singing We Belong Together.

Imagine this. I'm Mariah Carey. The person who Mariah Carey is about to marry is my L1R5 for my Progress Report and the guy Mariah Carey runs off with is my L1R5 aggregate of 7! We belong together, L1R5 aggregate of 7...

My Unfinished Rice

Woke up today and ate Twisties for breakfast. Haha, how odd. Anyway, last night I dreamt that Adam called Nazurah a slut and then, Nazurah's parents came to school and scolded Adam in front of everyone. How random is that? I shall talk about everything that happened today.

First was Bio practical and we had to draw an onion and it made me cry. No, seriously. My onion drawing was a bit retarded.

Anyway, PE was crazy. I only ate Twisties and felt like throwing up in the middle of the basketball court. Riiiighhht.

There's nothing to blog about for English.

Recess was very interesting and crazy. So, everybody in 4R was savouring every moment of their food and I was eating chicken rice and suddenly, the stupid whistle blew and we were still eating, because we would only return the plates once the second whistle blew. Guess what? The second whistle blew and Mr Saravanan came out of the office with a video camera and recording the whole canteen! We all had to panick and I had to eat at the malay rice stall because I didn't want to waste food. Then, I made sure that the camera caught me throwing a drink that's not even finished. I wanted to go up to the camera and say "I'm not finished!" but then there was no time.

Anyway, Maths was funny. I forgot the jokes.

Malay was... umm... sombre. Nothing happened. We just did our work quietly. And stupid Cassandra Amir just had to put his bag in the middle of the pathway between me and the dictionaries and I nearly tripped. What did he do? Nothing. Nor did he say sorry. How rude!

At least I could finish my food during lunch. And that was when Felicia said that she hated being the class manager. And I said that I could be a class manager, and she was like "Why didn't you tell me earlier?!" and I was like "Why didn't you tell me earlier?!". Wouldn't it be fun if I were the class manager of 4R? I would scream at everyone to keep quiet while I sing and say "Class greet!" and stuff. But then I think that it's too late. Sigh.

Alive was great! After singing so much during lunch, I got a sore throat and I sounded more like Mariah. Then, when I recorded myself singing We Belong Together, it wasn't so bad! Ahh!! I think my voice is improving!

The Girl Who Takes A Pill

Haha, sounds really... umm... never mind.

Anyway, stupid, stupid Jayla got eliminated because she was well, a stupid, stupid bitch! Haha, goodbye, fellow Jehovah's Witness. Hope you get to meet Michael Jackson and Naomi Campbell in some religious gathering. Then, you guys can call Tyra a stupid, stupid bitch, Ok? Oh and you can also eat your granola bar there too. You know, the one which you stole it from Bre? Don't remember?

Anyway, my mother laughed and said that they were so stupid because they didn't know what Bollywood was.

And Ashley Isham is so weird. At times, he talks like a typical Malay and at times, he talks formal British English. He's like Nuriman, you know, no offence.

Woo! Go Nicole! I'm going to do what Nicole did during the informal class photo.

My Hot Fishballs

I shall make this post a short and sweet post. Like an apple strudel cut in half. Mmmm... Apple strudel... Hey where can you buy apple strudel in Singapore? The only place I know of is in Perth. Last time my father bought it like, everytime we went to the city.

Anyway, have you ever noticed this group of people standing around the benches and chit-chatting. I didn't mind it at first, but then today during lunch, I was carrying a bowl of fishball noodles and it was hot and hat to shout 'EXCUSE ME!' to those obstructing my way. Benches are made so that you can sit on them.

Oh and Anavil said that they're closing down Auntie Shirley's stall and it's indirectly Shamsydar's fault. Haha, I think it's because everything there's deep fried. I mean, if you're health-conscious, go to another stall lah! People like me love fattening food, because we never get fat! I don't really know if it's rumours or not...

Anyway, I'm disappointed with my English results. I'm going to go cut myself.

My Solo Performance

Today was fun. Ok, I need to blog briefly because I have tons of homework to do. I have to finish a Malay novel by today. So, today I taught people to sing the chorus of Check On It.

Then, during lunch, I sang We Belong Together and Rui Qi said that I could be an entertainer, meaning that I could be a Grammy-nominated singer. I got a standing ovation after my performance.

Need to do homework!

My Dirty Shirt

Ahhh!!! I'm like, in a state where everything hurts. And this all happened overnight. I've got a sore neck, I've got a migraine, I've got an ulcer on my cheek, I've lost my apetite and my shirt is dirty! It's so dirty that it looks like as if I had raped someone because there was red and silver everywhere.

Oh and last night, it was official that Hatsumomo is indeed crazy. We ordered pizza last night and everyone was eating pizza at the living room while I was at the dining room alone. Then, Hatsumomo came up to me and she had pizza in her mouth and she was mocking me. Like, don't talk with your mouthful! Have you no manners at all. The best part was that I totally ignored her and she kept on trying to piss me off but it didn't work. Haha!

I have realised that I need to lengthen my blog entries, so I shall blog about EVERYTHING!!!!
Woke up knowing that it's going to be hell because I have two tests and our files were going to be checked my Ms Neo. So, went to school. Reached there kind of early to finish up on my content page of my file. Then, I heard some man with a deep voice trying to sound like a woman. No, it's just Aisyah! Somehow, she's got a sore throat and she sounds like a man. Try listening to her before her original voice returns.

Morning digest was interesting. Hidayah and her friend I don't know how to spell talked about geisha! Haha! Then, they talked about mizuage! I think Cikgu Nora is going to have to counsel on Hidayah for saying 'virginity' in front of thousands of people.

Ms Neo didn't do an 'in-your-face' file check for me because we were running late and we had to go for our next lesson, so I just left it there. I saw her staring at my file and then, looking at me. Oh and during the process of writing 'Combined Humanities' at the spine of the file, I used Nani's silver marker and it half-worked, then Rui Qi came up to me and showed me the proper way of using it. What did she do? She shook the marker with the cap off and silver ink splattered all over the place - my shirt and more importantly, my pants! It looked like as if I... you know...

Anyway, I cannot believe that my dolphin-safe tuna sandwich compo got 20/30. I was sure I would fail. Maybe Mdm Audra pitied me because I did ever so horribly for my compre. I could just die when Mdm Audra read out Abhishek's and Timotheos' essays. I don't even know half of the words in the essay. Nani asked Abhishek how he could do well for his English and he said that he read all the books in his primary school library. I died on the spot.

So after that was recess and somehow, we were talking about Tammy! TAMMY NYP! Haha, still attracting blog-readers. Ryan said that Tammy is just a name to cover up the identity of the person and he said that her real name is 'Robert'. Or maybe 'Francisco!'

Maths was Ok, actually. I think I might do well in it. I can't believe I love A Maths!

Physics was Ok, too. I hope...

Then, during lunch, I bought Tom Yam Noodles and it splashed all over the place. I think I might need to bring a bib in future. And that's how I got all the red spots on my shirt. No, I didn't 'overflow'.

SMT was fun! I think I might be a trendsetter because I started using Bluetooth and next thing you know, everybody was using it. I took a picture of a note saying 'Chee Ko Pek' and renamed it 'Tammy NYP' and sent to people via Bluetooth. Haha! Got them excited for a minute or two. Then, people did the same thing except that they had different notes and pictures of Mr Eng. Eventually, I didn't do anything during SMT. I can only blame myself and others.

Watched Campus Superstar just now all for the sake of watching Adriano and the rest of Temasekians. Haha, Mervyn was right behind the judges and you could see him like, directly! Ahhh!!! He's an overnight celebrity! People are going to recognize him when he boards a bus. I saw others like Ryan, Pamela, Vanessa 'my-butt-stuck-to-chair' Yap (and the moment I saw her, I spilt the water I was drinking), umm... Adriano's friends... uhhh... I forgot. And then they had this montage of him playing soccer. What? He plays soccer? I hope he wins, so that the newspaper reporters come to Temasek and interviews supporters like me. Eh, I vote Ok! And I voted without my parents' consent.

Anyway, Apprentice last night was so COOL!!!! AHHH!!! Oh my God! I'm now in love with The Apprentice. Last two weeks Donald Trump fired four people and last night, he fired EVERYONE!!!! I'm kidding, he only fired two people, but it was still shocking. He was like "Bryan you're fired! Marshawn you're fired!" Ahhh!! Then, this gay guy who was Project Manager didn't do anything at this photoshoot and didn't direct the models. Instead, he was backstage flirting with another guy and this ex-stripper had to manage the whole thing. Hahaha! Oh Donald Trump, I love your show. Don't be jealous, Tyra...

My Publicity Stunt

Today I read the papers and it said that there was this blogger who blogged about the sex video scandal thingy and suddenly, from 15 readers a day, he received about 5000 readers a day, so I thought that maybe I could try this. The words after this sentence is fictional.

Tammy NYP Oh my God! I just saw it! I know the link to it! Watch it! Sex video. Tammy Nanyang Polytechnic. Sexy.

My Caucasian Brother

Last night I dreamt of something really funny! Hehe! I dreamt that my second brother came back after studying in Australia and he came back as an elderly caucasian woman! Haha, then, somehow, we all went to Carrefour and he, or should I say she, blended in with all the ang mohs. Haha!

Anyway, here's CHECK ON IT! By Beyonce...

Ohh boy you looking like you like what you see

Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it

Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it

Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight

My Se7en Deadly Thingies

Hey! People are doing these things in their blog, so it wouldn't hurt to try right?

Seven Qualities I Want In A Potential Wife
1. Has a high tolerance of me
2. Mature (I mean emotionally and mentally)
3. Loves America's Next Top Model
4. Isn't a stupid, stupid bitch
5. Has a sense of humour like I
6. Isn't lesbian
7. Sings like Mariah Carey

Seven Things That Scare Me
1. Cockroaches
2. Cik Pons and toyols, popping up whenever I'm alone
3. Losing my handphone
4. Being hated by the whole class
5. Even worse, being hated by the whole school
6. Failing my O Levels, especially English
7. My bathroom in the middle of the night

Seven Nice Songs
1. We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
2. Don't Forget About Us - Mariah Carey
3. Heartbreaker - Mariah Carey
4. Hero - Mariah Carey (Haha, I'm in love with her voice!)
5. Check On It - Beyonce
6. Emotion - Destiny's Child
7. Touch - Amerie

Seven Things I Like Most
1. Life
2. My family
3. Kool Kentals
4. 4R
5. My MP3s in my handphone
6. Mariah Carey
7. My blog!

Seven Important Things Inside My Bedroom
1. My handphone
2. My bed (duh!)
3. Emancipation of Mimi (my brother's)
4. Mariah Carey
5. My television
6. My PS2
7. My bantal busuk

Seven Random Facts About Me
1. I'm the compost bin of 4R. Leftover food scraps go to my mouth.
2. I LOVE Mariah Carey!
3. I used to hate Mariah Carey.
4. I thought Mariah Carey was a woman with big boobs and no talent.
5. Onions make me cry.
6. I wake up at 5:30 every school day.
7. Captains Ball makes me high.

Seven Things I Plan To Do Before I Die
1. Meet Mariah Carey before she dies.
2. Become an audiologist.
3. Become a guest star in some health show, as an audiologist.
4. Become a guest judge in ANTM.
5. Gain weight.
6. Travel to America.
7. Kill somebody. (Haha, just kidding! I'm no Cassandra!)

Seven Things I Can Do
1. LOVE Mariah Carey.
2. Sing in class. Currently, I'm singing Check On It.
3. Laugh like a crazy hyena.
4. Make windows shatter with my voice.
5. Become a sociopath.
6. Procrastinate.
7. Do handstands!

Seven Things I Say Most
1. You're a stupid, stupid bitch
2. I can't see my eyebrows
3. It's like, so stupid!
4. Umm... Like,
5. Oh my God!
6. Freak!
7. Oohh boy you lookin' like you like what you see, won't you come over and check up on it, I'm gonna let you work up on it, ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it! Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight!

Seven Celebrity Crushes
1. Mariah Carey!
2. Mariah Carey!
3. Mariah Carey!
4. Mariah Carey!
5. Mariah Carey!
6. Mariah Carey!
7. Mariah Carey!

Seven People I Want To Do This
1. Mariah Carey!
2. Mariah Carey!
3. Mariah Carey!
4. Mariah Carey!
5. Mariah Carey!
6. Mariah Carey!
7. Mariah Carey!

My Audiologism

Random fact = I now aspire to become an audiologist!

A person who studies the human ear and finds out how deaf you really are! I'm partially deaf, so I hope they accept me into the School of Audiology, if there is one...

Anyway, today went to Suntec to go to this job fair and everything inside it was FREE FREE FREE! Yes! But of course, free stuff are usually poor quality items. Then, we went to Changi Hospital and thank goodness I went to Changi Hospital because it was so interesting. There we met many people, including this audiologist, who works in a sound-proof room. And when I mean soundproof, I really do mean it. Then, from the soundproof room, we went to another room which is more sound-proof and the audiologist asked us if anybody wanted to test on their hearing. And I regretted that I didn't volunteer. I'm scared I might be partially deaf! But Samuel Lee volunteered because he wants to be a pilot when he grows up and pilots have to listen to ticking noises if there's like, a bomb in the plane.

Well, after that, we met radiologists, physiotherapists, blah blah blah. I thought that we would be visiting patients or something.

I'm currently struggling to do my English! Struggling! Help me! The passage is so boring you could just die there! I hope my O Level English paper isn't boring. I hope they have a passage depicting the life of Tyra Banks or something.

The Girl Who Retaliates

Hahaha! What a great episode! Pigeons, Red Bull, Pearl Earrings!

I have to admit that Nicole was a bit whiny during the challenge, BUT!!! However, like, Tyra... Umm... you see, there's this disease called bird flu and it's been spreading in Europe and umm... pigeons are birds you see, and umm... maybe you shouldn't kill your models? I mean, that's just a suggestion...

And I believe that Jayla stole those granola bars. Either that or Tyra stole it. Go Nicole! Go Nicole! You can do it, OK?

My Yellow Tinge

Help! There's this yellow tinge on my monitor and everything I am currently seeing is... YELLOW!

Today was like, death itself. We had this boring talk and the TJC Vice-Principal was kind of rude and told us to hush by hushing. And he kind of reminds me of Mr Eng.

And Malay was damn embarrassing. My other stupid group mates didn't care what I wrote and I was enslaved by them. Seriously, then, when I presented, I kept on saying "Abis tu" meaning 'after that' in slang terms. Then the whole class laughed with me (not at me). Kind of reminded me of the 'Actually' incident in ANTM. Haha! Then, there would be a tally to count how many times I said "Abis tu".

Wow! Remember last time when I always said 'I can't see my eyebrows!"? Ahh... memories...

Can't believe I failed my English! My English! I got 21/50. Sad right? Well, it's the truth, and it hurts. Fuck! Mdm Audra marks so strictly. And my descriptive writing sucks as well! I think I'm growing more stupider! Words of encouragement at my tagboard really helps...

Anyway, I'm going to start this music chart and it's going to be called The Hakimbo Top 5. Heheh! It's going to be based on what I sing in class and how much I play it at home. Ok, whatever...