Sunday, October 30, 2005

My Cousin's Wish

Oh ya, I forgot to mention this. Yesterday, when my cousin was about to blow his candles, he shouted, "I WISH I HAVE FAIRY GODPARENTS!". Ha!!! I mean, he's only Primary 2. Can you blame him for being so delusional? I think he needs to cut down on Nickelodean. BTW, he's supposed to keep his wish a secret, so that must mean that there won't be any fairy godparents. Shame, really.

OK, now I'm not really in love with Kahlen anymore. I'm in love in KYLE!!!! She totally rocks, despite the fact that her parents named her after a man! And she's not bitchy. Well, she was participating in the fifth season of America's Next Top Model until Tyra decided to [spoiler] kick her out of the competition because she's so pretty and nice and Tyra didn't want to compete with her in the modelling industry. I hate you, Tyra! I hope your stupid talk show falls apart and the only guest you will have to invite is Naima!

Kyle's Portfolio
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KYLE!!!

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Kyle posing as a superhero. I wasn't a fan of her yet because she was still a blonde. No offence, but her outfit is so hideous. Poor Kyle.

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Kyle posing in the countryside. Now her hair is chocolaty brown. She looks so FIERCE!

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Kyle running away from Ms J. Alexander. Oh look, I have her legs!

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No! Don't agumentate your lips! You already look so pretty! Don't ever look like Janice Dickinson!

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Kyle posing in the bathroom. She looks pretty everytime, everywhere, unlike Naima with her alien eyes.

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Kyle posing as a 1940s pin-up for Ford. And she's blowing a kiss to everyone. Awww. And that was when Tyra got all green-eyed and decided to eliminate her because of her gorgeous legs, leaving stupid weird people (like a lesbian,) to compete for the title of America's Next Top Has-Been aka another Naima. Bye!