My Double-Post Before Bloody Physics Practical Prelims

Ok, I just heard this song called "Too Little Too Late" by Jojo. It's so friggin nice! Ok, whatever. Anyway, I don't really know what to study for Physics Prac tomorrow. I'm just revising on Electricity and a bit of Light. But I seriously hope Electricity doesn't come out tomorrow. I mean, if something goes wrong with my batteries and I don't even realise it, I'm so doomed.

Didn't open a single book yesterday. Don't blame me. First went to Murbarak's Physics class, which was really great. He makes you want to learn Physics. That's what I call a teacher. He inspires. Ya. Then, the Mentos experiment, which cool. I mean, the Diet Coke went up to a height of about 2 feet. Ya. Then went to Long John's to eat lunch. Walked around TM to find the polo-tee for the Teacher's Day performance. Had to go early because my parents were at my Grandma's. Everybody assumed that I hadn't eaten, so I couldn't refuse my Grandma's food. You know when you think of "Grandma's food", you think delicious stuff. Well, actually it's false. So, I ate 2 lunches. Had to play around with my 4 other smaller cousins who were playing with those huge Lego blocks.

Then went to my uncle's house for kenduri. I dunno what's that in English, so ya. Reached home at 11.30. Was too sleepy.

Oh and my father has returned home. For good. Ya, he resigned because he's going to work in Bintan on Thursday. I actually went "Darn!" when I heard that he's going home because I'm never going to Seychelles. Then my father kept on telling stories about life in Seychelles. My father was the boss or something and he was acting like Donald Trump. Seriously, he wanted to fire a gardener because he ignored my father's orders to bring him a bottle of water. So, he returned before the gardener got fired.

Kaaa!

I'm so so so broke now. If you remembered, I have an aunt which I nickname Auntie Oprah because she likes to help mankind. Anyway, Auntie O gave me $10 for nothing. Then, she gave me 2 other $10 notes to give to my brothers. I'm like, "WHAT?" My eldest brother is working and my other brother is paid by the SAF to study! And I'm like, so poor! I have learnt to appreciate the value of money. This Hari Raya, I'm not going to spend a single cent on any nonsense. I'm going to invest!

Will probably blog on Thursday or Friday. Miss me!

My Audition

Everytime I blog, I am one week nearer to Prelims! OH MY GOODNESS!

High School Musical
Forgot to mention that 4R MADE IT THROUGH THE AUDITIONS! Yayness! Apparently, there's like a conflict between some classes. Shall not mention. Anyways, I seriously think that the most united classes are 4R, 4V and probably 4N. Don't protest if your class is not in the list. Please! Auditions was on Friday. Woots!

Mentos + Coke
We had a Rate Of Reaction experiment on Saturday after remedial. It was crazy! I dunno why I'm so lazy to blog. Like what Fel says, when you rarely blog, you tend to not know what to blog about.

Hair
I cut my hair already, which was so long. Then on Monday, Anavil brought wax and gave a makeover to most boys (including me) + Cheryl. Anavil was totally envious of my hair! Hehehe! Ok, lazy to blog.

My One Week Break

I have managed to stay out of Blogger for one week! Yay! Congratulations, myself. Why, thank you, myself. Well, here's a summary of what's happened this week.

Miracle At Bus 12
I'm totally in love with Bus 12! So, on Tuesday, I saw Hidayah in the bus and when we were walking to the bus stop opp. Bedok South Sec, we saw a TMS school tie! Hidayah wanted to give to the Lost and Found and put our own names but I wanted to put as anonymous. Haha, but then she said that we might get chocolates from Sara, so I put my name down. And guess whose it was? NURIMAN'S!!! Haha, he hasn't thanked me... YET! Oh and on Thursday, I left school at 7:30 and reached White Sands at 8:00, all thanks to Bus 12. Seriously, it's so empty and nice and you can just sleep in it.

Confessions Of A Bipolar
I dunno what the heck is wrong with me, but I think I'm having some personality disorder or something. At one moment, I would be cheerful and the next couple of hours, I would fall into a mild depression and the next hour, I would be back to being bubbly. I'm crazy! Is there anybody out there, cos' it's getting harder and harder to breathe.

Don't Speak
Orals was on Wednesday! At first, I was quite happy with the examiners because they looked like the typical nice auntie because they were wearing clothes you usually wear to the market. But then, when I approached them, one of them was super nice and the other was wearing this permanent bitchface face. Our topic was Public Transport and the reading aloud was Ok, I guess. The stupid thing was that halfway through reading aloud, I suddenly thought of the fact that this could either make me, or break me, and that I can't mess this up, then that's when I misread. Stupid mind. The picture was mediocre, don't feel like talking about it. The conversation was a hit for me. I think. I totally gave a lot of examples (like the mock bombings and the rise in cab fare) and personal experiences (like how transportation was like in Australia) Yay! I kept on saying the phrase "You can get from one side of the island to the other in a matter of minutes" 3 times.

My 3-Day Long Hiatus

I swear that I shall blog on weekends, unless something exciting happens during the weekdays, like if Mariah Carey decides to hold her concert in lovely firework-ridden Singapore instead of desertified Tunisia. Like, seriously Mariah Carey! If you're reading my blog, please come to Singapore! I'd give my all to go to your concert! WOOO!

Ok, sombre news people. Well, it's not that sombre, but it seems that I got a B4 for my Malay O Level Mid-Year. I got a stupid Pass for my Orals and maybe that's how I got a B4 because I swore I aced my written part. Like, I wrote quite well for my Paper 1 and the Paper 2 was relatively easy. I have decided to make the ultimate risk of not retaking because I cannot retake my Orals. What the hell lah! I thought I did OK for my Orals. Now I'm so nervous for my English O Level Orals. I think I have to cut my hair before the Orals, or else the examiners will think I'm a rebel or something. If my parents did not migrate, I would:

-Surely be in Higher Malay in P5 (I got tops in class for my P1 Malay SA2)
-Thus, go to Temasek Secondary as a Higher Malay student
-Thus, will not have to take Malay in JC

That's the consequence of migrating people. Beware! I have also decided not to retake Malay so that I can focus on my other subjects, which I hope I will excel in, like Bio and Chem and my both Maths subjects. I know this might be too ambitious, but here's my target for my O Levels:

English - B3
Combined Humanities - A2
Biology - A1
Chemistry - A1
A Maths - A1
E Maths - A1

Total aggregate - 9

Yes, this is overambitious me. But there can be miracles when you belive! As you can see, there's not trace of Malay, so I have to do well for my other Relevant subjects. I NEED to get at least B3 for English. I just pray I don't do anything stupid during English Orals. I just had to be in the All-Star English group. I hope the teachers don't interrupt me when I am speaking. It's very rude, you know.

Fly like a bird Take to the sky I need you now God Carry me high Don't let the world break me tonight I need the strength of you by my side Sometimes this life can be so cold I pray you'll come and carry me home

My Temporary Hiatus - Be Right Back

My National Day

Happy birthday, Singapore! Anyway, I stayed at home the whole day yesterday to do my revision. Watched the NDP with my mother and brother and it was so funny! OMG my mother and brother kept on making snappy comments about everything in the NDP. When the Anugerah winner was performing, my brother said that he sucks and another guy should win. Then my mother asked him if he listens to Malay music, and my brother said that he only listens to some. And I quote what my mother said, "Oh, I thought you were kental..." HAHAHAHAH!!! Then my brother said, "What if [insert prominent figure in politics] tripped while climbing the stairs?" HAHAHA! Then my brother asked my mother what the President was saying to the SAF people, and my mother said, "I think he's asking how long the SAFers have been standing." HAHAH! Then when the President was waving around the stadium on the lorry, she said, "Wah, what if he needs to go the pee or shit?" and my brother said, "Kena tahan ah!" HAHAHA! I tried to make snappy comments too, but nobody responded to me. Obviously my humour is not appreciated in the house.

After that was Singapoe Idol, which is getting really sucky. Gurmit Singh is like, a TV pollutant. He causes me to hate him, even more. Before Rahimah sang, she said her stuff and she said, "I'm going to be singing Confessions... (and at this point, I think "what? She's singing a song by Usher?") ...Of A Broken Heart (and at this point, I think "what? That's even worse! Lindsay Lohan? Sing We Belong Together or something! You'll get my vote!")". So she sang and it was totally sucky because Rahimah got overdramatic and tried to convince unimpressed viewers like I that she had a traumatic childhood or something. I currently hate everybody (especially Gurmit Singh) in Singapore Idol except for Dick Lee and Hady (which I'm not a big fan of).

My Red Day

Still madly in love with Circles! I was walking home today and I was singing like crazy. Nobody saw me.

Anyway, it was National Day Eve so we had to wear red. I wanted to save money and just wear my brother's National Day shirt from last year (mine was too short). Anyway, it was a little too big, so it looked like I was related to Mary-Kate and Ashley or something. HAHAHAH! Get the joke?

Anyway, the National Day Celebrations was a bit suckish. Nearly all the girls were complaining that they couldn't wear white. Then, when the band played the National Anthem and many people sang the National Anthem, I kind of had this feeling of euphoria and felt a bit weird, like as if I'm proud to be a Singaporean. So I sang my heart out. The feeling was spoilt when we were scolded for not singing.

The two emcees for the 3-mins-of-fame were like, throwing away the Singapore flag and holding the British flag! OMG please stop speaking in that way! I mean, try to adapt and speak broken English.

There was the Telematch and I was in it. Didn't win. Anyway, here are my opinions on the DJ booth. Firstly, they keep on playing songs which I have not heard of. Didn't hear Promiscuous from the DJ booth. Instead, they played local music (with the exception of some songs). Yeah...

Very lazy to blog...

My Circles

HOW TO BE HAPPY:
Step 1: Go to the nearest CD-Rama/HMV/any CD shop
Step 2: Buy Mariah Carey's The Emancipation of Mimi (It's bound to be at the best-selling artists section)
Step 3: Listen to the whole CD, especially Circles.

OMG I'm totally in love with Circles!!! It's like, better than We Belong Together!! I'm surprised that Mariah Carey didn't release it as a single... BECAUSE I LOOVVVEEE IT!!!!!

Haven't been blogging much, have I?

CIRCLES!!!! I'm going to try to promote the song tomorrow.

My Sulphur-Smelling Fingers

My fingers smell of sulphur! I need to bathe.

Anyway, my life is seriously becoming boring. Nothing to blog about. Except that yesterday me, Nani, Ryan, Mervyn, Shijie, Shirley, Sam Lee and Joanna went to Abhishek's house to play snooker. I could hit the ball, the white ball that is.

Bio Practical was silly. We had to measure the lengths of 40 rice grains. Can you dig that, SUCKA?! Ok, that was kind of rude, especially when principals and teachers are reading this.

Yay! Tomorrow PE!! This post is so redundant.

Yay! I'm going to Spize restaurant for dinner! Yum Yum :P Ok, I that's so girly.

My Blog-Reading Teacher

MS NEO READS MY BLOG!!! Holy crap! Now the whole class knows. I think I have become like the Xiaxue of Temasek or something. I shall watch what I blog in future.

Anyway, had Monday Blues the whole morning except after SMT! Well, if you teachers or staff are reading my blog, be warned because you are going to be spoiled. So click on the 'X' at the top right hand corner immediately.

Anyway, the whole class went to the Dance Studio to practise for our Teachers Day Performance. Yes, we're doing a dance. And OMG it's so bloody hard to dance like the dancers. I'm too frigid and stiff! I need to loosen up or something.

It took me only about 10 minutes to blog this entry.

My Food Fetish

I've been eating like a pig during this weekend!

Yesterday after remedial, I decided to take a new route and take a bus and stop at the SPC Petrol Station, cross over and take 12. I wanted to go to White Sands. Anyway, 12 took a bloody long time so I took 14. Such a waste of time. Anyway, I bought like, $9 worth of Old Chang Kee and ate them all at the bus stop. What's with slow buses? Reached home and my mother asked me if I wanted eggs, and I couldn't refuse because it had been a long time since I ate eggs.

Today, my mother offered me eggs yet again, and I yet again accepted the eggs. Then for dinner, my auntie and uncle and his kids and my family went to this eating place called Spize at Simpang Bedok and I have totally fallen in love with the food over there!!!! I mean, it's affordable and so freakin' delicious! I wanna go there tomorrow to tar-pau.

My Two Cents

In response to what happened today, it's my life! Don't you forget! And really, I think my blog has become the talk of the school staff room or something. Teachers and staff, STOP READING MY BLOG!!! Trust me, ignorance is bliss. Even if you wish to read my blog, pretend that you don't read my blog. Please don't counsel me. I'm not crazy.

Today was the most slackiest day ever!!! PE, then English. Mdm Wan didn't come so we were discussing on stuff during the whole period. Had a probability test. Talked during Malay, and Cikgu Nora aka Mrs Abu interviewed me and stuff. I think that the whole Malay class will go to my blog. Anyway, leave a tag.

After mosque, went back to school for the rehearsal of the concert item. It was one crazy day I tell you.

My Brother's Friend, Rahmat

A huge discovery! Rahmat knows my brother!!! Now he calls me by my brother's name (Khalil). He says that both our personalities are very different (DUH!). Anyway, Rahmat's actually quite a nice person. See, I get along with everybody (except for Marco, which will be explained later). Today and yesterday, Cikgu Nora was 'on course' and this relief teacher came in. She seriously has some hormonal problems (read: menopause) and eyes for small insignificant mistakes, then she'll interrogate you and ask why you did the mistake. For once, we wanted Cikgu Nora back!!! Or at least an office staff! Anyway, she picked on me practically the whole time and asked me why I didn't complete the workbook and I told her that I skipped on the questions I didn't know, then Alia (sitting next to me) just had to whisper in my ear and said, "Liar, liar pants on fire" (because she thought that I lied when I didn't) and then she thought that Alia was bitching about her then she said, "Bisik bisik tak boleh, nanti buruk sangka" in translation, "Whispering is unacceptable, later people will perceive wrongly" Urrgh! I seriously think I might be funny you know. Like, Shamsydar called me a "Pak Mat Tempe" and I said loudly, "Ya, whatever that means..." then the whole class laughed. Ha! Shamsydar's plan backfired.

As you all know, I TOTALLY HAVE THE BURNING HATRED OF A 1000 SUNS TOWARDS THE PHYSICS SUBJECT AND MY TEACHER, but oh the irony of doing well for your Physics test when you just bo chap in studying the night before! Why can't I get great results for Geog when I study like mad (and it's only the content). I feel so ashamed at myself because I did mediocrely and Ms Neo commented You can do it! Sigh...

Physics practical seriously is so so so stupid and redundant! I wasted my precious time on studying Geog for tomorrow's test and went for the stupid practical. Mr Eng was using the laptop the whole time and didn't attend to our pleas of desperation. It's like a firefighter reading a magazine while there's a school on fire across the street and thousands of children are crying, "SAVE US FROM THIS VICIOUS CYCLE!!!"

My Blonde Jokes

Blonde jokes!!!!

She's so blonde she got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in one year when the box says 2-4 years.
She's so blonde she died of starvation when she got locked inside a grocery store.
She's so blonde she was stabbed in a shootout.
and more coming soon...

Anyway, the whole class went crazy during SMT. We made up a game and it's called "How Long Can You Stare At Zia Hakim Without Laughing". It's really fun. I nearly died of laughing.

Now I know what A Public Affair sounds like! It's called Holiday by Madonna! Anyway, her video is crazy! She kind of flirts with all the boys since she's already divorced. It's so funny how after the divorce, that Nick Lachey is all crying and singing "What's Left Of Me" while Jessica Simpson is at roller-ama behaving promiscuously. Oh, and Eva Longoria's in the video!

My New Computer

I have a new computer in my room! I mean, seriously. My father didn't ask my consent and dumped this computer on my desk. Now my desk is really messy! He said that I can use this computer for 'blogging'. I don't blog 24/7 you know. And I can blog in the other room. But who cares? It's such a weird feeling to have a computer in the room you sleep in. Now there's a computer in every bedroom. My family is seriously hi-tech.

Anyway, my father is going to Seychelles on Wednesday! Not because of leisure reasons, he's going there to work for some resort. My whole family is trying to pronounce "Seychelles" but I like to call it 'sea shells'. I read this brochure about Seychelles and it's the most beautiful island ever! I'm so jealous of my father! 6 out of the 10 most beautiful beaches in the world is located in Seychelles! It's located near Madagascar, so it's actually an African country. I SO WANNA GO THERE!!!! From the brochure, Europeans love holidaying there, so if I go there, people would mistake me for being a native. I wanna go to Seychelles after my O Levels!

My Rebellion

I felt rebellious today, like my hatred for the school's discipline is blossoming. So, I wore brown shoes to school. Reached school at 8 and realised that Maths remedial started at 8.30. So I went to 7-11 all by myself while listening to Deja Vu by Beyonce. The music video is crazy! Beyonce was acting like a sex object in front of her fellow boyfriend Jay-Z and she also runs across a corn field for no apparent reason. I jaywalked to get to 7-11. See, I have become a rebel!

Anyway, came back and was just in time for Maths remedial. I have fallen in love with a couple of songs:

Deja Vu - Beyonce feat. Jay-Z Catchy song. But I think I might get sick of it after a while. Still, I'm currently in love with the song.

A Public Affair - Jessica Simpson This song kind of reminds me of a Madonna song. Felicia thinks it sounds like a Barbie commercial, which is very true. Still, I like it!

Where'd You Go - Fort Minor feat. Holly Brook Quite an old song but I thought that it was some sort of song which says "Fuck" more than any other word. But it's so so nice. The woman's voice gives me goosebumps. LURVE IT!

I will feature a daily joke for all you blog readers of mine out there! So, here's the joke.

JOKE OF THE DAY!
My block is being painted this morning, I saw that they only painted the top part of the wall and they haven't painted the bottom part so it reminded me of the school building! HAHAHAHAH! Ok, it might not be as funny. But still...

My Oral Fixation, Pt. 2

Prelims English Orals today! Shit lah! Mrs Anne Lim didn't let me finish and kept on prompting me (I just wanted to say, "I'M NOT FINISHED!"). And my batch is like the All-Star batch consisting of Abhishek, Adam, Charlene and Ryan (can include me also, heehee. Right...). Anyway, Mrs Lim asked me "How would you feel if you were to study overseas?" And guess what? I had difficulties answering the stupid question when I myself have studied overseas!!!!! Gosh I'm so bloody fucking dumb! I wanna bang myself on the wall!!! This will affect the JC you go to for the first 3 months!!!

On a lighter note, I think I might actually be very funny! During PE, Mr Iskandar asked the whole class to run around the school twice. Then, I said, "But I already did it yesterday!" HAHAHAHHAHA! A few people laughed. We played something else for a change - floorball. I was surprised at how violent I was. I nearly hit Samantha, like seriously. She nearly landed in the emergency room. Sorry! I was traumatised after that.

I have now taken a new route to school. I take 12 then stop at the bus stop before Tanah Merah MRT and walk all the way to the bus stop opposite Bedok South Secondary. It's quite fast and efficient and sometimes I see Hidayah or Farah and Benny. Met Hidayah today and told her my 'offensive' joke which wasn't that offensive according to her.

Urgh! Orals! I want to forget about it!

My Angry Day

Today was such an angry angry day for me! Grr! I was super ultra late for school today and I refused to take a cab because I'll end up losing about $8. Stupid cab companies! So, I reached school at around 7.35 and you know what Eddie Tan did to the late comers?! HE TOLD US TO LINE IN ROWS OF FOURS AND RUN AROUND THE STUPID FIELD TWICE!!!! He told us to wake up 30 minutes before usual. So, I have to wake up at 5? What the heck lah! Stupid fucked up discipline! Even my mother doesn't force me to run around the field when I do something wrong! I was only late for ONE time this semester! Urgh! The discipline committee is like, so corrupted. Now I know what it feels like to be a Jew living in Germany. Then, Eddie Tan complained that we (late-comers) didn't care about our studies (FALLACIES!) and what's the point of going to class. Hmm... If we didn't care about our studies, we wouldn't be here! Urgh! After that, he forced us to run back to class (which I didn't after I wasn't in his line of sight). Oh and I heard from a couple of people that if you come to school at around 7.45 and go to the foyer, you only need to write your name and write some stupid reflection form, and you don't get punished! Wow! CORRUPTION!

Went to English and kind of accidentally banged my huge Chem textbook on the table really loudly. Even I was shocked at the anger of mine! Mdm Wan said, "Wah! You very angry ah?" and I said, "Oh, only a little bit." Heheh! A bit embarrassing.

Thosai for recess. It's so funny to see your fellow peers struggling to eat thosai. Isn't it just like roti prata? Mrs Maesten was practising her usual favouritism once again.

Bio practical was crazy! We had to count the number of seeds in a slice of kiwi fruit!! I counted 176. Who the hell would want to count the number of seeds in a kiwi anyway?

My Funny Joke

Racial Harmony Day yesterday wasn't that of a 'POW!' kinda thing. Nothing happened. We just went to school with ethnic costumes. That was all, except for the assembly. Yay! Charlene and Anavil won the best dressed for the class. And there were two cross-dressing divas.

Jokes are hitting my class! I made a truly amazingly funny joke! Shall not tell as it is quite offensive (to certain people).

What do you call a person who likes the whiteboard?
Markus!

What's a great name for a lawyer?
Sue!

What do you call a Malay girl who get's tired of standing?
Siti!

What do you call a person who likes to lie on the floor?
Matt!

What do you call a person who eats vermicelli with snails?
Michelle!

HAHAHA!

My Listening Comprehension

Listening Compre totally sucked like hell! Seriously, I had to wait for more than 2 hours and I developed a migraine during the period of time. We had to listen to the stupid radio before the exams and it was really stupid, seriously. Anyway, like I said, the Listening Compre is so DAMN DIFFICULT!

Tomorrow - Racial Harmony Day! Yay! I think I'm wearing a jubah/white Arab robe. Maybe I'll just use my brother's shawl or something. White robes are too plain.

Tomorrow - Physics test. Heck care. I'll just try to study as hard as I can and see how I fare.