My Astigmagtism

Yay! I'm making new glasses! But my astigmagtism is high! Yah.

Ok, need to do SS.

Blogging soon.

My Fashion Show

Ahhh!!!! School today was crazy! Like, siao crazy! Well, let me explain what happened today.

5.30 - Woke up
5.31 - Sleepwalk a bit
5.35 - Check my stuff, shower, get ready
6.15 - Left home
6.17 - Reached the bus stop opposite White Sands Primary
6.19 - Took 17. I was the only boy in the bus. Seriously...
6.25 - Alighted at bus stop near Esso
6.27 - Boarded 81
6.40 - Reached Tampines Interchange
6.45 - Boarded a SINGLE-DECKER 10 and had to stand up because bitches cut the queue and got to sit instead
7.10 - Reached school
7.13 - Listened to Adam's remix of songs
7.15 - Went to put stuff in Den
7.17 - Found out that Izzati's sunglasses broke because there was a loose screw
7.25 - Flag-raising
7.30 - Tried to find screw during Morning Digest
7.32 - Found it
7.45 - Went for Maths class
7.50 - Helped Izzati pluck orchids for the flower strings
8.45 - Ended up not learning anything. Went for Bio lesson
8.50 - Did a dissection.... of a kidney bean
9.00 - Theory, saw a certain male someone pinching the hips of a certain female someone
9.30 - Went for Physics class
9.35 - Didn't understand a single thing Mr Eng teaches
10.40 - End of lesson
10.43 - Saw Anavil at the foyer because he went to doctor
10.45 - Heard the song. Very Hawaii-ish
10.47 - Gave the CD to Alia
10.55 - Ate recess
11.15 - Recess over. Me, Adam, Nani, Izzati, Rui Qi and Anavil went to Den
11.20 - Wore my costume.
11.25 - Anavil thought me the choreograph. I could dance! But my short-term memory sucks!
11.30 - Found out that Charlene still at lessons
11.45 - Charlene came with her costume
11.55 - Practised a lot
12.15 - Rushed to the hall backstage
12.17 - Saw that the stairs was like, going down, then going up
12.20 - Made last minute changes
12.30 - Rehearsed backstage
12.35 - Catwalked! Did OK at first but I couldn't listen to the music. Both of us forgot our steps and I forgot what happened after that
12.45 - Went to the back of the hall
12.46 - Some talk going on
1.00 - Went upstage for prize-giving
1.05 - Gave kisses to 4R
1.10 - The Sec 3 Samantha won first runner-up for girls and Nafisah was the winner
1.11 - Aiman won first runner-up for boys and Arvind was the winner. He was wearing what Charlene was wearing. No kidding!
1.20 - Photo-taking

I would like to thank...
Shaun for the sombrero
Izzati for the sunglasses
the person who bought orchids for buying orchids
Rui Qi for the Hawaii shirt
Ryan for the muscle shirt
myself for the shorts
nobody for the shoes (I was barefooted)
Adam, Nani, Izzati, Felicia, Rui Qi, Ryan and Mervyn for making the rafia grass skirt
Charlene for being my partner (that sounds wrong) and for bringing her skin-colour shirt and bikini
Yu Ren for the basket of fake fruits
The Den for the guitar
Rui Qi for the sunflowers
Anavil for the Hawaii song and the choreography
Felicia for the S Club and Rocky song (even though we didn't use it)
4R for cheering for us and for giving ideas
Kate Moss for giving me inspiration (...)
TMS-kians who also cheered for me
and to all my wonderful fans who supported me (haha, right)

Oh and we didn't spend a single cent in our costume (other than the orchids) while other people were like, spending tens and hundreds of dollars to rent. We're the budget class and we had fun! Hehe!

Whee!

My Runway Project

Maths has so much to do with a fashion show. It's like, freaky!

I mean, we have to walk from the side of the stage to the center, pose, then go do our walk then, pose at the end then go back to the sides and it's all in 40 seconds! Like, OMG!

Charlene told me to count like what dancers do, which is really really hard. And I don't even know how the song sounds like because Anavil is going to burn it and give the CD tomorrow. I really hope he doesn't fall while on the way to school. If not, I'm just going to have to burn maybe 'Goodies'.

My Foolish Games

Ahhh!!! I'm obsessed with the song. I would like to see the day I get sick of the song.

Anyways! I've got some good news! I'm going to be TNTMM - Temasek's Next Top Male Model. I'm going to model for 4R!!! Haha, Charlene's modelling too, but I'm not going to spill the beans and tell you what I'm wearing. Tuesday is going to be the day I humiliate myself. Like, seriously. But it's going to be fun! Hehe! I hope I don't fall off the runway. And walking is so hard! I tried doing it in my room and I kind of sucked. But then Nani said that I walked straightly, which is good. Hee!

Here's the lyrics for Foolish Games because you can't really make out what she's singing. Don't worry!

FOOLISH GAMES

You took your coat off and stood in the rain
You were always crazy like that
I watched from my window
Always felt I was outside looking in on you
You were always the mysterious one with dark eyes and careless hair
You were fashionably sensitive, but too cool to care
Then you stood in my doorway, with nothing to say
Besides some comment on the weather
Well in case you failed to notice, in case you failed to see
This is my heart bleeding before you, this is me down on my knees

These foolish games are tearing me apart
Your thoughtless words are breaking my heart
You're breaking my heart

You were always brilliant in morning
Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee
You philosophies on art, Baroque moved you
You loved Mozart and you'd speak of your loved ones
As I clumsily strummed my guitar
Excuse me, think I've mistaken you for somebody else
Somebody who gave a damn, somebody more like myself

These foolish games are tearing me apart
You're tearing me, tearing me, tearing me apart
Your thoughtless words are breaking my heart
You're breaking my heart

You took off your coat and stood in the rain
You were always crazy like that

My Emotional Nights

Ahh!!! There's been so many things happening during the motivation camp and stuff and I need to quickly blog because I have tons of homework and I just found out that I haven't passed up Mdm Audra's work but then I remembered that I did the questions and I don't know if I handed up already and I really hope I find it and I'm like so sick so I keep on sneezing every mili-second.

I cried like hell during the camp. No, I didn't cry. I wailed! I wailed like I had an asthma attack and everyone knew it was me. Haha, wow! The last time I cried like that was when my grandmother passed away but I didn't cry in public. I just couldn't hold back my tears, you know. But the thing is that I'm not really like, rude to my parents. I dunno why I cried and people didn't cry! I mean, some people had the audacity to tell me, "It's Ok. Cry your heart out!".

So Wednesday came and I also cried, but not as bad. My parents didn't come because they were busy so I didn't go up. So sad. But I think I would like, collapse on stage if I did. Then, we all took class photos and Wooot!!! 4R ROCKS!!!! I LUUUURRVE MY CLASS! And at the AVT we were like, showcasing our talents and didn't know that people like Abhishek could beatbox really good. Haha, then Kwok Foong played the piano and I wanted to sing but I had a sore throat. Singers cancel their concerts when they have sore throats. Hehe, Ramesh told us to follow our passions, so I would want to practise an hour a day on singing. Heee! Then, I could like, sing for next year's charity concert.

Anyways, today I came to school with a bad flu which I shall call RQF (Rui Qi Flu) because she said that it was her fault because she was sick during the camp and stuff and it spreaded to everybody. Haha, it's OK if I'm sick. But guess what? I was being my stupid self during PE and ran around the school four rounds (only me, Adam and Ryan ran) while the others were playing basketball, which is such a dangerous sport. The girls were doing their NAFA test so nobody dared to play CAPTAINSBALL!! So, I nearly died twice while running. After that, went to the girls and they were doing Sit and Reach so I tried and all the girls got like, more or less 50, but I only got 38! I couldn't bend my legs (I think I have some sort of physical disability like rickets or something) and I couldn't lean forward. Seriously, I couldn't straighten my legs. Just realised that. And my legs are like, super long! I bet Gisele Bundchen failed her Sit and Reach.

Guess what? There's like this International Friendship Day fashion show and we're supposed to choose a couple to catwalk. I actually thought of joining but then, the whole class shouted "KUNG BUSHMAN!". Umm... Kung Bushmen are naked! I mean, if they chose Eskimo or something, it's alright. But, ummm... We're going to have a meeting on Saturday so I'm going to have to talk with these people.

Went for Chem re-test because I was on the operating table last week. And it was super difficult. Not to worry, it's a learning experience! Hee!

Now I'm in love with this song called 'Foolish Games' by Jewel. It's like the song that makes your hair stand. Listen to the song! Can't believe I thought Jewel's songs sucked!

My Motivation Camp

Just came back from motivation camp. My butt is extremely painful. I want an iGallop for my birthday. It looks fun!

Anyway, I nearly died from the motivation speaker. He keeps on cracking jokes like, non-stop and they're really funny and intellectual. I understood every bit of it.

Just realised that this week is the week where we don't do anything. Like, seriously. On Thursday, we're going to have to go to Jurong Stadium by ourselves. Like, might as well go to Johor Stadium. Then, we have Good Friday! Finally, a public holiday!

10 hour 07 min 47 sec.

Oh and I must say that THE APPRENTICE ROCKSSSSS!!!!
Haha, can't believe that Trump fired two people again. He's on a firing frenzy. Let me re-enact the scene again. Well, Felisha's this girl who keeps on crying because she knows she's the weakest link and she still wants to be on the show. Alla's an ex-stripper (no kidding) who looks down on depressed people and laugh at them and is very stong.

Carolyn (the dead ringer of Princess Diana): Felisha, you're the weakest of the lot.
Felisha cries and tries to say something. But Alla butts in and agrees with Carolyn.
Felisha: Alla, can you just shut up! [while wiping her tears]
Trump: Felisha, I don't know if you're strong enough to work in such a place like New York and therefore, You're Fired!
Pause, then Alla gets up from the seat.
Trump: Alla, sit down!
Alla sits down.
Trump: Alla, you're too strong to be led, so You're Fired!

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!! I liked Alla, even though she was an ex-stripper. I hope the girl in crutches wins.

My Musical

It's not really mine, actually. Nobody's tagging. Sigh. Remember the times when even anonymous people came to my blog. I think I died or something.

Anyway, the musical yesterday was fun! Haha, especially Nafisah's acting. Woot! She could win an Oscar award! Haha. Charlene was great. I was kind of expecting her to giggle and forget her lines. Hehe. Ryan had grey hair. Hmmm... Soh Wei Jie was... uhh... himself.

Tien Beng went crazy during the intermission because the whole class didn't sit according to our seats, then I heard that he tore up his ticket and threw the paper pieces to Sam Tang. Then he dragged Pailin along with him outside. Poor Pailin.

Motivation camp on Monday - Wednesday! Yay!

TAG PEOPLE TAG! If not I might as well kill myself.

My Surgery

I would never want to relive yesterday... EVER!

It was scary, it was depressing, it was like a nightmare! I'm so glad that it's over. Had an appointment at CGH at 9 so, I wore my uniform and brought my bag so that I could go back to school after the appointment. Long story cut short, I was brought to this mini-operating theatre and sat on this chair that's like the OSim massage chair and they injected anaesthetics into my eyelid and they flipped open my eyelid and I think they poked my infection and removed everything. Then, I had to put on an eyepatch and it was so embarrassing because I had to walk around the whole hospital with it.

Then, when I removed the patch yesterday, it was all bloody and there was pus all over the place. Yucks!

MUSICAL!!!!

My Broken Badge

I have been neglecting my blog lately... Hmm...

Anyway, on Monday, I broke my badge. Ya, so I had to use double-sided tape to stick it on the uniform. That's all. I just needed a blog title.

Anyway, just now I had a VJC talk and OH MY GOD the principal is so cool! I mean, she's so nice and she buys those swings you put in the gardens for her students! Too bad I can't get in. I heard it's partial 5. At least I can go to TJC, because they care too!

My brother's giving me his 512 MB handphone memory card to me!!! Haha, because he bought a Video I-Pod. Yay, I'm going to store all the songs I know in it.

My Stye

FUCK LAH!

Today, I went to a private doctor and not a poly to get rid of my infection. And guess what? He just referred me to CGH! Stupid bitch doctor. Next time when I become a doctor, I will help every patient of mine to the max! I'll be Father Theresa.

Anyway, the doctor said that it was 'stye' and it's the infection of the eyelid. That's all! Then, he told me not to squeeze it and to use a warm damp towel and press lightly on it. And guess what? I checked Wikipedia and they said the same thing. And it's an inflammation of the sebaceous gland at the base of the eyelashes. Wow! I understood every bit of it! Woo!

I hope it works! Anyway, I need some boost in my confidence and self-esteem because today at school, I almost died of lack of confidence. I didn't really say during the beginning but then, during the end of the day, I sang Hero during Physics and Mr Eng told me to 'Keep queit there!' with his deep voice. I think a certain somebody might be jealous of a certain comebody's voice!

Anyways, tomorrow I'm going to ransack the whole of the old-school CDs that belonged to my parents. I totally remember finding this Mariah Carey album. My mother used to lurve MC (not Marianne Chong).

My Bicycle Journey

I almost died yesterday. No, literally!

Well, Adam asked me to get the !Smash'd banner from D'Marquee, so I decided to have a leisurely bike ride to Downtown and I must say that it was fun. I mean, nobody was blocking my way and I could ride really fast. Reached there. Got the banner. To my shock, there were two banners, one medium-sized and the other like, 3 metres in width. If you saw somebody putting the bigger banner on his shoulder and balancing the smaller banner on his lap while riding uphill and sweating like a pig, that's me! I need some Coke Lime!

Anyways, somehow some of the YouTube videos are lost. Boo! I wanted to put 'Hero' by Mariah Carey.

My Stitches

Today is like an unlucky day for me. I woke up and didn't eat breakfast and all my mother gave me was a chocolate bar. So, I hurried off and I was late for school. Thank goodness it was raining and they didn't take down our names.

Bio test sucked. It was like those Civics and Moral tests where they ask questions like 'Why do teenagers take drugs?' and 'Why do you think drug abusers are a burden?'.

The bar was still in my pocket and I took it out during PE. Then, when we were running round the school, I opened it and ate it while I was running and Nani told me that I would get stitches, but at that time, I thought that we would be running for like, 2 rounds. So I just ate but then, I was told that we would be running 2.4 km! I was like, "Ok, I'm dead!" In fourth round, I got stitches in my stomach and I couldn't run and had to walk. A lesson learnt.

Anyways, I was a star during Captainsball, for only a minute or two. 4R vs 3I! Haha, first ever! We thrashed them to bits and pieces mainly because we were taller than them. But all of them are also considered winners! But, technically, we won! I scored the second goal! Woot! After the first goal was scored, the ball was given to 3I. And that was when Michael Jordon possessed me, or Samantha gave me some of her magical netball powers. So, this 3I girl was about to pass to this boy who's right in front of me. And when she passed it to him, I totally flew in between them like some angel from heaven and snatched it, then, I threw the ball at the net and mind you, but the ball didn't touch the rim. It just went through! And we're talking about a netball post, not a basketball post. Heheh! I'm good! After the game finished, everbody bowed to the opposite person ala samurai style. Haha, but I missed it! I straight went to the canteen.

Physics test sucked. Everybody's questioning the reliaability and the usefulness of Mr Eng's notes. And I left my Bio textbook and TYS at Malay class! I hope some mat doesn't vandalise my stuff, or worse, steal it!

I have decided to extend the charts to 10 songs. And I'm adding weird songs. Haha, I thought that nobody knows the song 'Hero' by Mariah Carey. But Felicia and Izzati knows! Woot!

My Berry-Nice Yoghurt

Haven't been blogging lately. I'm currently engrossed with my studies.

Anyways, there's a new vending machine in Temasek, and it's not an ordinary vending machine, it spits out yoghurt and milk. World's first.

After school, bought yoghurt and it was quite expensive. $1. But then later that day I went to Shop n Save and it's also $1. There's like, chunks of strawberry in there which was absolutely scrumptious.

This is so scary, but I think I might be a teacher's pet (Mrs Tay's and Mdm Audra's). Seriously, suddenly Mrs Tay is nice to me and acts really motherly. And she helped me out a bit during the Chem prac. And she always calls out my name when she asks questions. Monday she asked me. Today, she also asked me. Mdm Audra likes to call my name too. Like, during SMT. Why oh why did I embarrass myself yet again in front of 4R and 4S. I said that the Adidas' three stripes stand for 'Reuse, reduce and recycle'. That's like, LAME!

Got our yearbooks. Yay, I'm at the Pahang Camp section. And I look haggardly. There weren't any mirrors and I didn't bathe that morning. And I look so expressionless. I shall try to be less sociopathic next time.

The whole class is singing Beep. And by 'the whole class', I mean me, Nani, Izzati, Charlene and Anavil. Adam doesn't know the song. It's really weird when you try to sing it and add the 'beep' sound. Whatever.

Two tests tomorrow. Bio and Physics!

My Dream Come True

Did I tell you that Wendy got eliminated? Yup. I'm psychic. Last night I dreamt that I got a Nokia N70. Hehe, hope it comes true.

I didn't blog yesterday because I went to Johor on Saturday. Yup, my mother made plans with my auntie on that morning and soon, we were at Johor. I bought only two shirts. Then, we went bowling and I sucked at first because the ball would naturally curl to the left gutter even if I bowled straight. Then, this guy next to our lane was laughing at me which I found really rude. Then, when he bowled, he sucked worse than me. Then, he 'step cool' by pretending to kick the machine that brings bowling balls back to you. In the end, I got one strike and about 3 spares throughout two games.

Then, I got the chance to go around the shopping centre alone. My brother wanted to buy a shoe and my cousin followed him. My father and uncle went together, and my mother and auntie went together. So, I was given RM 64 and went around. Eventually, I bought a couple of games which I won't be playing because it's in Japanese. And I bought some bubble gum and chewing gum and some quite expensive 'teenager cream' to eliminate pimples and blackheads.

Then, my father bought DVDs but all the movies seem to suck. There was this marine movie which I thought was Jarhead, but then, it's a movie called 'Submarine'. The only nice show he bought was 'Walk the Line'. He didn't buy Brokeback Mountain nor Transamerica. I should have bought the movies!

Today, Physics was totally disgusting. Well, during Geog, Ms Neo said that at the Indonesian islands, people pay about $1000 to buy the virginity of a prostitute. Then, during recess, Nani and Charlene kept on asking boys why some men like virgins. Riight. So, during Physics, Charlene asked Mr Eng why some men like virgins and he said that the men like to dominate and stuff. Umm... Eww... Then, suddenly we were talking about circumcision and Rui Qi didn't know what it was. Hehe... Charlene said that she wants to see the difference all for the sake of education.

After that, I had this huge migraine and went home right after the Maths test and slept for a while and now I still have a mild headache.

My Nocturnal Activities

Video of the Week

Mariah Carey with Heartbreaker! Hehe! I love the music video.

Anyway, it is official that I do sleepwalk. Last night, when I was about to go to sleep, my brother asked me what I was doing the night before. And I was like '???' and he said that I sat up and walked near the door and point with all my fingers and cry "Umi! Umi!" (meaning "Mother! Mother!) and he said that I cried out for my mother about seven times. My GOD!!!! Then, he said that I walked out the door. That's so freaky. I hope I didn't attempt to jump.

Sigh. But nobody comes here...

The Girl On The Cover

Nicole won! Whoop de doo! And she should seriously stop screaming like that. And OH MY GOD! she looks like my auntie at the Covergirl shoot. Even my mother pointed that out. Gasp!

And Gil Bensimon is such a freaky photographer. He likes to rub models' face while saying in a french accent "She's a winner." Freak.

Anyway, I was late for my appointment with Mdm Audra for my oral! Like, I was late for about 30 minutes. I'm supposed to be there at 8.50

7:30 - Woke up
7.35 - Took a shower
7.55 - Read through oral notes
8.00 - Lagged a bit
8.15 - Left home, walked to the bus stop opposite White Sands Primary
8.20 - Reached bus stop
8.25 - Boarded 81
8.40 - Reached Tampines Interchange
8.45 - Bought orange juice at Mac, realised that I was late, went to Tampines Mall taxi stand
8.50 - Reached Tampines Mall taxi stand, many taxis at the main road, didn't go in
9.15 - Boarded a taxi (at last)
9.30 - Reached school

Ahhh!!! Well, the queue was filled with rich businessmen who called the cab hotline and they cut queue. Stupid rich businessmen, it's not like as if they're late. I was expecting Mdm Audra to wait in the classroom and tell me, "I'm sorry, but you're late. I have to go home now to feed my daughter. She's starving, you see!" But she didn't. My oral was average - my 'reading aloud' was and I quote "perfectly articulated", my 'picture discussion' was "good", but my 'discussion' was "a pity". I'm sorry, but I do not exist in this world to be pitied upon. Well, anyway, somehow, some dead newscaster seemed to possess me during the 'reading aloud' because I spoke perfectly! Haha, and I made sure to make the dialog more unique i.e. speak in a higher pitch whenever a woman spoke. Yay! But then the picture was hard, it was a picture of a woman massaging an old man's foot. And I just had to say "The specialist looks happy massaging the elderly man's foot." Haha, and Mdm Audra just had to laugh at my mistakes, and I just had to laugh to. Then, the newscaster who possessed me left my body and I was a sotong during the conversation. I couldn't link to anything. Oh well. What's done is done.

My tagboard's at the verge of death. I think I need to blog about contraversial issues, like Brokeback Mountain.

My Bottle Of 'Genie'

From today onwards, I'm going to have a 'Music Video of the Week'. Hooray! This week's going to be 'Genie In A Bottle' by Christina Aguilera! Hooray! Haha, I used to love that song, and I used to sing it aloud. But guess what?! I just discovered that what Christina Aguilera is singing is about how she wants to lose her virginity because she's 'been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights, waiting for someone to realease her'. Haha then, she says 'If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay, I'm a genie in a bottle, You gotta rub me the right way'. Umm.. Ew... And my parents like, heard me sing the song. But not in a diva kind of way... Source: Wikipedia

I'm going to die on 30th June 2006. Don't ask me why. I'm in a state of depression!

Tag, people, tag! Don't be afraid to tag, I know you think I'm a good boy. Don't you think a boy like me can be, TAG!

And what's with the camera focusing on the hips? And the organ underneath the hips? Hmmm....

My Uneventful Day

Let's see. Umm... what happened today? Well, I woke up at 7 and took a shower and wanted to go to the polyclinic when my mother told me to wait for another day because it might just be a harmless, benign, insect bite. Look at the bright side. If I die of an infection, I would be wasting my time studying my ass off for the O Levels! Muahaha! Then, during the O Levels, I, as a spirit, would go around the examination hall and possess random people, including Marco. Then, I would write the wrong answers.

Anyway, I did like, nearly all my holiday homework and I'm left with Newspaper Cutting and Malay. Then, all I need to do is study Bio and A Maths. For the first time in my life, I'm actually going to finish up all my holiday homework before school re-opens. Who the hell invented the phrase 'school re-open' and 'school close'. Think what? Coffeeshop is it?

I think I might be going to the doctor tomorrow. I can't go for my Oral practice session with an infection. Mdm Audra would surely ask me about it and tell me all kinds of grandmother stories about how there might be cancer cells in there waiting to be dispersed or something. And I'm sure my infection would affect my self-esteem. I'm going to fail my Orals!

Edit: Added 2 new old songs to the charts. I thought that 'Torn' was a sick song because the singer said 'naked'. Haha, I was so immature when I was 7.

My Sleepwalking, Again

Sleptwalked again last night! I put my alarm clock alarm at 4.30 am to brush up on my Chemistry file and guess what?! I woke up much later! Next time, I shall use a videocam to record what I do when I sleepwalk. Maybe it's because I'm depressed. Haha, can't be. I mean, I don't think I'm depressed. Right? OMG that might be the case of delusion!

Quick fact: Bus 17 does not stop and rest at Bedok Interchange. Instead, once it drops off everybody at Bedok, it picks up passengers at the interchange. That's kind of dumb. Like, what if this guy boards 17 at Pasir Ris interchange and sleeps throughout the whole journey, so he'll end up at Pasir Ris. So he'll have to board the bus again, and then sleeps and ends up at Pasir Ris, again. And the cycle goes on until he dies.

Anyway, I found this interesting woman on the cover of Playboy magazine. For those of you who have been living under a rock, it's a magazine for men. If you know what I mean.

Adrianne Curry! America's very first Next Top Model! Yes! America's very own smoky-eyed, smoky-lunged Curry. How desperate is she? Looks like Paris is out of her league and now, she's gracing the covers of 'Whore' magazine. I'd bet somewhere in the world in Crazytown, Tyra Banks is like, walking and walking and she stumbles upon a newsstand and she discovers Adrianne on the cover of Playboy and she says "Now this is what I want! Mama is proud of you, Adrianne! Top models are supposed to be versatile and flexible and are able to seduce men with their skimpy lingere. And top models are also sex objects that attract men."

My Crazy Phone, Again!

My stupid phone can go and die! Literally! Well, I don't really mean it. I wanna trade it in before it dies. Why?!!!!

Just now, I was doing my Chem homework listen to my beloved MP3 on my phone when suddenly, it just switched off automatically. Then, when I switched it on again, I suddenly received the We Belong Together Remix which Anavil sent to me via Bluetooth on Thursday. THURSDAY! The song was secretly hiding in some secret compartment for like, 3 days! I thought that I didn't receive it so I just forgot about it. WTF?! I think I might have discovered something extraordinary. Oh well, my contract's expiring soon, so might as well get a new phone. Like the 6230i. But then, my brother's phone is that one, so I hope he doesn't assume that I'm a wannabe of him. I have no interest in Parkour where people jump off rooftops in Chai Chee, which my mother agrees is a hobby.

My self-esteem is shrinking as my 'insect bite' (which will be called 'my hump' from now onwards) enlarges! I just can't face the class with it. I mean, it's so awkward. Yesterday, Charlene was staring at my hump and didn't say a word. She was just pretending to be nice. Tomorrow, I shall always glance on the floor like as if it's so interesting and take small steps while walking like geishas like Hidayah. Then, at times, I will glance at men while riding their bikes and they will crash into a pile of boxes.

Ok, I'm lame. I can't wait for Motivation Camp. It sounds like fun because everybody's going to cry, including me. It's going to be like the ANTM 2 episode where they had to picture somebody they hate on a blank piece of paper and tear it up while screaming "I HATE YOU!!!". Then, mucus will flow out of our nostrils. I hope they let us express ourselves in front of everybody. Then, I could show my true talent and sing We Belong Together. Oooohhh! But then, I'm not really too happy with the classes we're going with. 4V is Ok, except for Soh Wei Jie, who will be like, shouting at everybody and putting on a hissyfit once I perform. 4E's Ok too, but they seem very, distant from our class. 4S. Cassandra? Umm... He'll be expressing that he wishes to slaughter me and hang me like a dead duck.

Oh and my mother told me that once my brother (alias Hatsumomo) turns 21 and gets married, everybody will have to move out so that we don't disturb the couple. I was feeling ok about it until I realised that Hatsumomo turns 21 next year! How fast is that! I mean, it only felt like, a year ago when me and my brothers were childishly wasting money on crappy Pokemon cards! And I don't wanna move out! My home is like a sanctuary. I'd like to have it and keep it once I'm 21. If I have the money, I'll renovate it into like, this Zen Garden where you can meditate in it. Yoga enthusiasts will be envious of me! Did you hear that? That is the sound of a mirror shattering. That is the sound of my dreams shattering.

Ok, I'm being a bit overdramatic. I could just buy an apartment on top of my current apartment. Haha. Anyway, speaking of yoga, I wanna learn yoga! Sounds like fun, twisting your body like a pretzel...