We Started Nothing

Somebody was wearing that same perfume. Sigh.

In other news, I have just discovered something awesome! The Ting Tings! I know, I'm already lambat. But! I've already heard the album at least twice and am in love with it! Seriously, especially We Walk.

I honestly need to start studying for the tarm tests, which is in one week's time. First day of the semester only felt like yesterday and now we're halfway through. And I haven't really sat down and studied these past few days.

Am I the only person who is disinterested in Twilight?

I feel like I'm being brainwashed into hating you. And it sucks, because I kinda see it too. Urgh! It's just so complicated. And the funny thing is that it has very little effect on me.

Loudmouth

Sometimes I just hate the fact that I'm loud and not really aware of it. Also, I totally hate how I just blurt out random stuff, which turns out to be either awkward, confusing or embarrassing. This happened 8 times yesterday. To 8 different people. One of which is a complete stranger. Me and my big mouth. And seriously, I totally felt really bad because of what I said. Sigh... But to be honest, umm... No.

But hey! Guess what? I just found out that I'm actually funny. Like, wow! I know, right? I actually made the whole lecture theatre laugh. Ok, not really, because it just consisted of one tutorial group and a few others. But still!

Also, HA! Everybody sighed when that girl asked stupid questions during the lecture. There is such a thing called approaching the lecturer after lectures. Can you dig it, sucka?

I hate the new TP Hotmail thingy! I can't access my freaking school email. And I can't access VBus also! What the hell?

Practically laughed every minute from midnoon to midnight. Yay!

Moons & Triangles

I was supposed to have an awesome dream. You know, those that you can control? It was all great until the elevator didn't come down and a random Hebrew teacher comes along and talks about her neice. Hey, it's just one of those dreams.

I totally hate people who asks questions during a lecture. Especially because most of the questions are either no-brainers, irrelevant or their answers will be answered later on in the notes. Ok I'm actually just targeting this girl who keeps on asking questions it's fucking annoying. I mean, funny how you only ask questions only during lectures when the lecturer is smoking hot.

Watched latest episode of Heroes. It is amazing...ly boring. Seriously. This week's episode involved some eclipse and all of a sudden, everybody's powers are gone. It's dumb.

Tests are in two weeks.

Taylor Swift's new album is awesome. Totally love Hey Stephen and White Horse.

Haven't really listened to Beyonce's new album. Only once. It's not that bad but B'day was better.

Anyway, apparently, Annie Lennox was some honorary person during the AMA's and she sang Why and I watched it on Youtube. I'm sorry, but what happened to her voice? She was practically shouting.

And You Get A Vagina! And You Get A Vagina!

The Isis interview on the Tyra Show was on Youtube. So I watched it, and man, Tyra is really a douche.

So it starts with an interview with Isis and they show a picture of her when she was a man. It looks like Isis with short hair. After that they bring in Clark and Isis kind of confronts her and Clark said that when Isis said that she was born in the wrong body, Clark was offended because she believes that God doesn't make mistakes. And then all of a sudden, Tyra suddenly asks, "So babies born with HIV and cancer? Was that God's choice?" or something like that and it's like, WOAH! I mean, she might've just held up a picture of the pope and just tear it up, right? I mean, Tyra is an ass. She's supposed to be mediatory but she was totally siding with Isis. Isis was the one who was kind of defending Clark from Tyra. I mean, I now totally respect Isis.

So after that, Tyra brings in a sex change surgeon and Tyra decides to give Isis a vagina and Isis cries and stuff. So now Isis is going to update Tyra on what's happening down there. But hey! It's not like as if Tyra is exploitingi Isis to gain ratings, right? Right? Hello? Right?

Poker Face

It's the weekend!! But there's a quiz on Wednesday. And so many assignments it's not even funny anymore. Anyway, I seriously think I fucked up yesterday's quiz lah. I mean, I wanna be consistently amazing throughout the semester.

Yesterday: The BEST THING EVER!!!! happened. Seriously. Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!

Anyway, sometimes I'm just naive and a bit dumb, but sometimes I just pretend to be naive and dumb.

His IC read S84!!! He's 24! Holy crap! He's old!!!

Watched ANTM finale. Finally, a winner who's actually model-material.

Why

OMG remember No Scrubs? All of a sudden that song is stuck in my head continuously on loop.

Anyway, I am seriously sick of one of my teachers. She's harpy. She's shrew. She's amazingly boring and think's she's so klakar then laughs at her so-called jokes. Note: Jokes are meant to be funny, OK?

I totally forgot that there's a test tomorrow until somebody SMS me! Crap lah! I was practically doing nothing yesterday.

Urgh! What do you mean by those quotation marks? Seriously! I want to know sooo much because that would answer a lot. Like, A LOT!!!

Anyway, today is the release of the finale of ANTM!!! Can't wait!!!

Ok BYE AKU NAK MANDIIIII!!!!!

Worst. Week. Ever!

Let's see... Wednesday was a bright and lovely day until I puked out the breakfast I had in the morning. Still didn't feel so good so decided to take MC for the day. Puked again an hour later. Reached home. Went to doctor. After that I puked again! This time it was bile because I didn't eat anything. I know, gross... Went home. I was either puking or pooping. Didn't eat a single thing that day.

Thursday! No school! Still didn't eat anything. I just hibernated.

Friday! I was supposed to go to school for Retail and help out change the cultures and freaking CCN DAY!!!!, but I couldn't. Still didn't eat anything.

I was practically on a liquid diet which consisted of isotonic drinks and glucose drinks.

It was the worst lah! Because on top of the vomiting and the diarrhea, I had fever, muscle aches and because I didn't really eat anything, by stomach was grumbling like crazy. Now I still feel sick and I have tons of assignments to do. Urgh! Just the right time to get sick, huh?

Rain On Me

Wah lao! One tiny minuscle minute micrscopic water molecule of rainwater on my head and all of a sudden I have a headache and stuff.

Anyway, I seriously hate MTV Asia. Katy Perry was crowned "Artist Of The Month" or whatever. That's the reason I hate MTV Asia. I mean, this is the channel that doesn't even show the video and even censor the name to "I Kissed A [bleep]" whenever they show or say the title on the VMA's. Also, when they were advertising Katy Perry, when she was saying the title, they actually bleeped out the word "kiss" so it sounded like "I [bleep] A Girl". HAHAHA!!! That's even more vulgar!!! Take that MTV Asia! I mean, how can they say that she's the artist of the month when they don't even show the video? It's like saying that Charlize Theron is a great actress but you don't wanna watch Monster. Or saying that Harry Potter is a great book but you don't wanna read about witchcraft stuff. Get me?

Also, I'm actually watching the year-end Men Tennis Championships which are taking place in Shanghai. Day 1 was yesterday. What totally stood out like a bunch of sore thumbs were the ball kids. Yesterday they were wearing oversized white t-shirts which had Lacoste printed on it. Seriously, it looked like those clothes that you wear when you go to sleep. It was so sad and pathetic. At least this evening wasn't so bad. But you can tell that they were still a bit big. And it's now orange!

Ok whatever. It's just my pet peeves.

Murder On The Dancefloor

OMG remember that song?

Anyway, glitter is seriously the most indestructible thing on the planet, next to the plastic wrapped around CD and DVD packages.

Watched The Office & 30 Rock back-to-back. Both episodes were great, and I have to admit, 30 Rock is now my favourite show! Seriously, it made me laugh so much! Liz thought that she met Oprah on a plane but she actually took some in-flight medication and thought this 12-year old girl was Oprah, and so she spilled all her problems and secrets to her. It's soooo funny!!! Honestly, that was the best episode of 30 Rock ever!

Next week is gonna be the bomb!!! I thought it was gonna be yucky and stuff, but it's all pointing to the right direction, so yay!

School is kind of meh. No offence, but what the fuck is up with my Mammalian Cell Tech lab groupmates. One of them is supposedly always late. The other thinks I'm 'act cute' (is it such a crime to talk to people). Another one is kind of bossy and is smart but he mumbles when he gives instructions. The other one is OK actually. But the weird thing is that they don't wanna do the practical stuff like pipetting and adding/removing reagents and stuff. I mean, I'm not complaining, but what? They're scared they might get contaminated or something? Seriously, I wonder why we're grouped according to the register, because my past and present groupmates are those people I never really mix around with.

Isn't it weird that you know some people only as acquaintances and then when you get to really know them, you wonder "Why the hell do we not hang out more often?"

IT IS GONNA BE SOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!! YAYYYY!!!!

ANTM Recap: Mary Jane & Whores = Fierce!

I don't have pictures. Oh boo hoo! So many assignments. I'm putting my education first.

So in summary, they went to Holland and Sheena sucks and was therefore sent home. YAY!!!!!!

The thing with this cycle is that I'm not feeling anybody this cycle. Where is Anya when you need her? Sigh.

A Beautiful Day

Wow. Today is such an amazing day! From start to finish.

No walking. Lectures. Milkshakes. Intelluctual conversations. Tutorial. Sotong moments. Trannies. E-lab!! Awesome people.

Got home. Switched on the radio because I was charging my iPod and now my computer doesn't emit any sounds! Like, WTF!!! It means NO YOUTUBE!!! Urgh!! Anyway, the radio announced that Obama won! I was like, "What the hay-ell?" Because I thought it was gonna be announced in a couple of months. Yay!!! No more Sarah Palin!!!!

Ok back to my stinking homework. Which reeks. If I become president, read my lips: NO NEW HOMEWORK!

The Crap I Call Hair

Urgh! I seriously did something stupid today. Went to Loyang Point to buy some stuff, and so I randomly decided to go cut my hair because it was getting a little disgusting. So when I was walking back home, I was thinking about how amazing my new haircut is. So when I reached home I realized that my hair freaking sucked!!!!! Tell me WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! I may be mad I may be blind I may be viciously unkind...

Ok whatever... So anyway, I honestly thought I had a Samantha from ANTM haircut because my back is shorter and my front is kinda like the same, but now I look like I have the hair of a Russian child prostitute whose hair is cut by their mother!!! Also, it looks like as if my head is abnormally shaped. It's disgusting. How am I supposed to go to school tomorrow like this? To top it all off, I'm bound to be late and the first period is lectures, which means that I'm going to be coming in the LT when the lecture's starting... and people are gonna be whispering "What died on his head?" OH! MY GOD!!!! Ok I'm totally being overdramatic.

Anyway, I'm totally pissed off with my brother! Ok, so he totally wants to buy this game Guitar Hero: World Tour. I'm like, whatever. I mean, those Guitar Hero series games are only fun the first half hour, because I usually know one or two songs. Seriously, one of the Guitar Hero games my cousin has contains songs I don't know except for Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne. So yesterday, he randomly asked me to chip in for the game. First of all, I don't even play this game!!! Also, this upcoming game actually requires you to buy the physical instrument because it doesn't allow you to use the normal controller. And he thinks that we're making some Jonas Brothers garage band or something. Also, I checked out the songlist and like, what the hell are these songs? I only know 5% of these songs!

OMG remember Goosebumps? Remember how when you were a kid, you were fascinated by the fact that the text had bumps on it, and you thought that i was cool? Good times.

Stop showing me off like as if I'm some kind of trophy or something.

Didn't He Die?

I can't believe they're gonna have a Saw 6! I mean, wasn't he supposed to die in Saw 3?! I mean, it's seriously getting out of hand. Saw 1 was good. Saw 2 was the best. Saw 3 was OK. Saw 4 sucked eggs. Haven't watched Saw 5. I mean, if you're dead, just leave. I'm sorry, but they're totally trying to make Jigsaw this mastermind killer ala Hannibal Lectar or something but it's such a bore.

Anyway, I'm in love with this song called Need U Bad by Jazmine Sullivan. She's like a fusion of Lauryn Hill and Alicia Keys.

Please don't make me go there!! It's gonna seriously suck!!

18 Y.O.

Finally! I'm 18! Yeah!

I AM A JEDI!!!!

I had the most paiseh moment. I almost died. It involved Flavours, lunch hour and the fact that I thought that somebody moved our bags when it was just the fact that it was never our table to begin with. Hey! Tables look alike, okay?

Anyway, NEW EPISODE OF 30 ROCK!!!! Oh. My. God!! It is awesome. The best line was "Keep your friends close, and your enemies so close that you're almost kissing" HAHAHAHA!!!! But the only problem was that when I heard that Megan Mullally was guest starring, I thought "Wow! Tina Fey AND Megan Mullally!!" And then she appeared and she was totally un-Karen because she was from an adoption agency and was supposed to evaluate Liz. And her voice! It's... normal! But there was one bit when I thought I could hear a high-pitched squeak. I'm sorry, but any other person could've done that. Sigh. Oh, Karen Walker...

I have him for MolBio lab!! Yay!! But then again, something weird happened. I'm like, so confused...

9 more days!! 9 more!!

Urgh! My voice is so hoarse it's so hard to swallow.