ANTM: XXI

ANTM is starting soon, so they've already released the 14 chicks (and dudes). Apparently, there's some speculation that one of them is a tranny. No kidding. Apparently she was on this documentary about transgendered youths. So now having a penis is like, being plus-sized. Plus-genitaled. Fierce!

NIKEYSHIA

Surprisingly, she's not the tranny, even though she could fit right in a film remake of The Crying Game. Seriously... She makes Dominique look like a woman. And something about her pose makes her so unflattering. Her shoulders could cut glass.

MARJORIE

Umm.. Ew.. Doesn't she look like she should be in those black and white satirical films. Kind of like, Charlie Chaplin's girlfriend.

SHARAUN

She's totally normal-looking. Meh.

LAUREN BRIE

She looks like, Melora Hardin, Michael's girlfriend, but with a bigger forehead. She could be half-alien.

SAMANTHA

Once again, meh.

SHEENA

An Asian girl! I wonder what insecurity she has? Or maybe somebody's gonna say "My best friend is Asian!" And she looks like Sandra Oh.

BRITTANY

Eh I think she's OK.

ISIS

The tranny!!!! Supposedly. She actually supposedly appeared on the previous cycle during the homeless photoshoot. But I don't know, she looks so different. But she actually doesn't look that manly here.

HANNAH

Looks like Heather. So yay!

McKEY

Kinda looks like Jenah

JOSLYN

She kind of looks like a cross between Anchal and Anya

CLARK

Even though she doesn't look weird, she's actually really pretty

ELINA

She looks a bit like Bree

ANALEIGH

My favourite!!!! She's actually really pretty and modelesque too!!! Hope she wins!!! YAY!!!

OK I'm off.