McNightmarey

I've just realised that I made most funniest joke EVER!!!

I think it happened last week during Sociology when all we do is talk randomly. So one of my group members Valencia brought 8 Days and they had McDreamy in it. Haanwei is in my group too, he's like this egotistical guy who likes to suck up to the teachers, even the horrible ones. And he keeps on making statements on how hot he is. He's really deluded, but he's aware of his delusion. Anyway, he was asking me if he should be nicknamed "McDreamy". I just replied that they should just call him "McNightmarey". OMG it's already been a week and I've just realised that it's so funny! Hahaha!

Ok whatever lah.

OMG ANTM is on now!!! Shit!

Bipolarism

Today was such a freaking weird day for me. Seriously, I thought I was suffering from some mental disease or something. This morning overslept as usual, but the first lesson was lecture so I could afford to miss it BUT I DIDN'T!!!! I actually decided to experiment a new route to school. Took 5 from my bus stop and it went to Changi and Simei and dropped at SAFRA and walked all the way to school, which was about 1km. It is so much faster. Even though I overslept, I came during the time I come by 15 when I wake up normally. Yay! So I can oversleep everyday.

So since I overslept, I only brought my tutorial and lab stuff and totally didn't bring the lecture notes. So I totally did nothing but talk to the people beside me. I dunno why, I was menyenyeh-ing and I couldn't stop! And totally annoyed the bejeezuz out of the people behind me because I'm loud.

Term test in two weeks! Holy crap! And I haven't really sat down and forced myself to study. It's crazy!

Anyway, the stupid Writer's Guild Strike is totally ruining all the television shows!!! Despo Housewives are only 8 episodes in and there's rumours that the next episode might be the season finale because they stopped production!! The Office has stopped production. Ugly Betty's going to stop in a couple of episodes.

ANTM is kind of getting boring. SPOILER ALERT!!! But not really, because it's just nothing much. The girls just keep on bullying Heather the autistic girl and she's really "friggin' frustrated". Wouldn't it be cool if like, Heather suddenly could make things burn and she made all the girls burn in flames and Tyra would eventually have to crown her the winner? Fierce!

Stupid ABBA is stuck in my head.

Mosaic Done!

Finally!!!! MY MOSAIC IS COMPLETED!!!!

Had to pass it up today so did the mosaic throughout the weekend. Had little breaks. Ok fine, had a lot of breaks. I still couldn't finish so I had to do it on Monday and this morning as well. Finally, it's done!

Totally love Sociology, because my group is like the most unproductive group ever. We don't listen to the teacher and just talk about random stuff.

Some people have the weirdest taste in music. There's this guy in my class. He totally loves metal music, you know, like Megadeth and all the yucky metal bands. Last week I found out he is a megahuge fan of ABBA. ABBA!!!!

ABBA and Megadeth!!! OH MY GOD!!

And he actually went to the Mama-Mia musical!

OH MY GOD!!!

Human Nature

I seriously cannot wait for next year, when I have new classmates who don't give me the cold shoulder just because I was friggin late for like, 2 minutes!! I was fucking eating! You expect me to just throw away the food, you assfuck?!

And please. Don't be proud that you're fat! Honestly, it's disgusting when people stuff their faces with food and when people try to give them an "Eating Right" pamphlet, don't threaten to kill them if they give you that pamphlet. Don't diss on people who are of normal weight and talk about how skinny they are! I'm sure they've been talking about how skinny I am! But I don't give a crap!

Seriously, I don't understand how these people can diss and bitch about anything under the sun and it's fine, but when I say just a teeny tiny bit, they give me cold stares. Stop acting like you're in P6 and grow up!

I wanna live in a sea of anarchy.

I'm not sorry
It's human nature

Art Sucks!

Urgh! Know what?! Art totally sucks! We're supposed to finish up the mosaics by Tuesday and present it to the class. Then we're supposed to do a presentation about an artist and his/her life. Then I heard that we're supposed to attend some workshop and do Venitian masks. Blah!

Yay got into Biomedical Science!

Ok I seriously don't feel like blogging, but WTH. Flunked my HPI test just like how I predicted. 8.5/20. Stupid thing was that it was surrounded by a circle and there was this line from the circle next to the 8 so it looked like it was 18.5/20. Everybody was like, "Wah! So good!". Even I was fooled and thought that I was some kind of genius. Wrong. Well, I have a valid reason.

Two tests today. Cell Bio and Maths. Thought I did pretty well for both tests, but apparently, other people thought it was hard. Yay! I'm smart again!

WTH lah! I only said sialan babi and they've gone crazy!

BMic test tomorrow! Urgh!

Paralyzer

Believe it or not, I'm in love with this rock song called Paralyzer by Finger Eleven.

Finished lab report last night! Hooray!

Mosaic is due next week! Holy crap! And I'm still here.

But whatever. I can do it tomorrow during Art.

There's this writers' strike going on in the US, so apparently, to my horror, practically all the shows are on hiatus! It's because the writers aren't getting paid enough or something. Noooooo!!!! The Office is on hiatus already. Ugly Betty and Desperate Housewives are gonna be on hiatus soon. Heroes if FINALLY getting better because they had a flashback episode and seriously, why is Peter Petrelli half-naked in every episode?

BTW Oprah's on Youtube, or so she says. There was one video of her talking about how honoured she feels to be on Youtube and how it's becoming like, this channel for everybody. But then her later videos are all... COMMERCIALS!!! They're all commercials to what's happening on her next show. She's using Youtube just like how people write their phone numbers on the back of the bus seat!! And they deleted Celine Dion's commercial! That's so weird! And I don't see Oprah talking to Youtube backstage!!!

School's been good! So yay! Totally love lectures!

I'm Going To Tell You A Secret

My lab report is due tomorrow and I haven't even started working on it lah! Urgh! Procrastination! Such an evil thing. Anyway, I promised myself to commit to the lab report this afternoon when my grandmother just had to call me and like, told us to go to some madrasah where my auntie teaches at and get some satay. Then my brother's going out main bola so I don't think he can fetch the satay. I'm craving for prata and wanted to go buy prata but then I overslept because I stopped the alarm instead of snoozing, so there goes my prata telur. Art mosaic is totally not done.

Stupid bloody lab report!!! It is such a chore to do, like a 10-page report on something I in which I don't understand the concept! Sialan babi seh!

Don't you just hate it when you have already planned your day and suddenly, it's ruined. Urgh! Stupid lab report!

Ugly Betty!!!
"Where have you been all my life?"
"Math camp"

Haha!

Went to Andy Warhol exhibit. Supposed to go with class but apparently, it was somehow cancelled. So went with Sarah instead. There was this Elizabeth Taylor photo and some guy there was like, saying "I bought that! It's gonna be in my house!" Well, congrats! I could just google it and print it out, frame it and presto! Art!

Dreamt of Angelina Jolie and her father last night.

Urgh! It's so leceh!

Oh and I have a test tomorrow! Plan to study it tomorrow morning! Stupid procrastination!

Open Your Heart

I am so pissed at some of the girls in my class. They are so narrow-minded and intolerable! And I actually am forced to hang out with these people! I'm gonna use names but I'm gonna add in an extra letter for certain reasons (i.e. I still haven't told them I have a blog, so I don't really know if they're reading this, but WTF lah).

So this morning I came to school. I was angry at something, I forgot, but I remember saying "Fuck" to express anger, but Jiingru said, "Hakim, can you not be crude." I'm like, OK, fine, whatever. We are all young adults and I curse a little bit and you go all apeshit all over me. Fine. So I was sitting next to Haanwei, Joana and Praaveena were sitting in front of me and on the back of the chair in front of Praaveena, there was this drawing of a naked female body. Well, it was graffiti. Then Haanwei asked Praaveena if she already saw what was in front and asked her if she thought the drawing was nice, as in proportion-wise. Immediately, Joana turns around and says disgustingly, "Eh, Haanwei, that's so disgusting lah! You're so pervertic!" I thought it was really immature so I said, "But it's art! It's called nudity!" Honestly, the drawing was kind of nice, and not in a pornographic kind of way. Then Joana turned to me and said something that really boiled my blood. She said, "Eh Hakim, I'm so disappointed in you. Haanwei, I can understand because he's a sex predator. But coming from you, I'm so disappointed..." And she said it in the most derogatory manner that really pissed me off.

Then after that me and some of the guys bitched about the fact that some girls act like they're in lower sec. They are so narrow-minded and they gasp everytime they hear a curse word.

Ok whatever. I have to do some stupid lab report for a foiled experiment.

Taking Chances

My parents are going on holiday to Malaysia tomorrow. Unfortunately, I still haven't finished my stupid bloody mosaic which is like, 10% completed and due next week. It's such a waste of time and effort! Seriously! During the art tutorials, the teacher would go around the class and when she comes to me, she would tell me to make improvements and told me to do this and that. Art is subjective! I think it's great the way it is! Hate art! Hate one of my other teachers even more! He was being more of a bitch this morning. He's such an ass in a dry sarcastic bitch kind of way. Urgh! And I'm supposed to do some stupid science report which I totally screwed up! Urgh! Whatever. Anyway, I'm sure that my brother will bring his tattoed half-naked mat friends over and have a Mary Jane party in his bedroom. Great!

Lunch at Macs was so relieving.

Bought Celine Dion's new album Taking Chances just now. Yay!

Totally gonna flunk today's HPI test.

I'm trying my hardest to save money. I'm actually doing a good job not spending my Hari Raya money.

Ok whatever. It's 10 and I haven't eaten dinner and I haven't even finished my stupid Maths tutorial.

There's no such thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown. Haha!

OMG before I leave, just watch the video! It's so bloody weird and funny. Tyra dedicated an episode for vaginas and she was telling her childhood experience about looking at her thing for the first time with a hand mirror. Oh Tyra! What topic have not you covered on your talk show?

I Cheated Myself Like I Knew I Would

Today sucks eggs! Had to choose between Biomed or Biotech for next year. I don't mind either but totally prefer Biomed.

Urgh! Why can't they just leave me alone! Look at yourselves first! Practise what you preach!

The only good thing that happened was during Sociology. We had to have a skit involving some Sociology crap and we had a choice to choose game shows for the skit. Well, my group decided to choose ANTM and then we had to implement the concepts with the skits. I was Tyra, HA! And we were re-enacting the judging panel. That was actually quite fun and embarrassing.

A Posh Wedding

Can I just say that Ugly Betty is the best show on Earth!! POSH SPICE REALLY APPEARED ON UGLY BETTY!!!!! Sorry, ANTM, but you're getting a bit boring this season because you're keeping all the useless girls like Ambreal and Saleisha!

SPOILER ALERT!!! SO TURN AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!! Well, it's mild spoilers anyway.

So anyway, the latest episode was the second best episode of the show (first was the season finale). So it was Wilhelmina's wedding and apparently, she's sleeping with her bodyguard because she's gonna marry and old coot that is Bradford. Betty and Daniel know but they don't have evidence. Posh Spice was trying to steal Wili's spotlight, which was totally funny! I found her really hilarious for some reason. Maybe it's because she had a British accent, which works very well in comedy.

Favourite moments of the episode:
- Wili's bodyguard stuffing Posh in the closet and she was banging on the door shouting "Is there anybody out there?! I think the door's locked!" Haha!
- Amanda does this really funny diva hand gesture to somebody and walks away. Seriously, I watched that part over and over and it's still so funny!
- Something happens during the ceremony and Wili signals Marc to make a distraction. So he shoves Amanda to the aisle and tells her to sing. So she sings "Milkshake"! Hahaha!

Ok I have to do my bloody mosaic now. It's like, 5% completed. It's really time-wasting.

Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?

Ugh! Why are some of my teachers such incompetent boobs?! I have two teachers who are such asswipes you just feel like slapping their faces!

First, is one of my tutorial teachers. He's such an asshole! He's a foreigner and sometimes I don't get what he's saying! Had my first tutorial with him this week. You can tell that he's a lazy ass because firstly, he didn't clean the whiteboard which was scribbled on during the previous tutorial, which was quite distracting. Secondly, he was sitting behind the desk the whole time! He didn't give away the answers, he just told the class to give the answers. Also: ASS! He was asking the class to make a wild guess on how many percent of formaldehyde is used for preparation of a microscopy (all the mumbo jumbo) and so one of my fellow classmates indeed made a wild guess and answered "22!" and he totally scolded her for actually making a wild guess! He told her, "If you don't know, shut your mouth." Also: Horny middle-aged man. During lectures, he would go around the lecture theatre and look at girls. Ass! Urgh!

Secondly, one of my practical teachers. Also had first practical with him this week. Yesterday, in fact. So we had to do two seperate tasks during the practical. The first was that we had to observe different red and white blood cells from the microscope slides that were provided. The second was that we had to measure our lung capacity by blowing into a plastic bag which obviously cannot hold up the whole lung capacity. So the whole class would take turns in drawing the cells and there was this one particular WBC (white blood cell) called the eosonophil which had like, two bulges from the circular shape. So, I drew what I saw and he went around insulting our drawings. He said that my drawing looks like Ultraman and it kind of looked like an alien. So I laughed it off and tried to do a better drawing. Then he came around to my table and insisted that it still looks like Ultraman. Then he said that I have been watching too much Ultraman. That was my boiling point! Firstly, I'm fucking 17! Secondly, I have never watched an episode of that stupid cartoon in my life! You're the one who goes around telling everybody that theirs look like Ultraman. So maybe it's you that have the Ultraman obsession! So anyway, before we could pass up our work and leave the lab, we had to show him our work. And seriously, it's like those customs where if you have a pen with you, they're gonna arrest you because you might stab somebody with it. The whole class was lining up and it kind of took like, 45 minutes. He kept on criticizing our drawings and told us to re-do just because our cells aren't circular enough. Next time: bring a compass because God made all red blood cells precisely circular! Also, he kept on insulting us in a condescending way. For the lung capacity experiment, for one of our tasks, we had to breathe in deeply and breathe out all into this tiny bag. So in the end, practically everybody had the answer of 1.5 L. He kept on saying that it's too low and that it was common sense that you had to use more than 1 bag. Ok, firstly, it is fucking impossible, sir! He called a girl a midget because of her low results. That's so fucking rude! Then when it was my turn, he looked at my results and said that I had small lungs. I retorted that I had a smaller body and as my torso is narrow, my lungs must be narrow too. Then he replied that I had "baby lungs". What a fucking fuckwad!

Urgh!

Off The Edge

Borrowed some stuff from the school library.

Firstly: Confessions On A Dance Floor by Madonna. I thought that it was just gonna be a normal dance album but OH MY GAWD!!!! It is so amazing! I can listen to it every day! It's because the album is one whole long song that is segmented into different songs. And you don't even sense the song change so it's really really nice.

Secondly: I'm starting to borrow books! Yay! I'm currently reading Notes On A Scandal, which the movie is based on. It's actually really nice because the character Judi Dench played is the narrator and she's really unaware of what she's talking about.

I'm having a really weird recurring dream. So, The Devil Wears Prada is being advertised on Star World, so I keep dreaming of Meryl Streep. I keep on forgetting what the dream's about, but every morning, I would somehow remember the "No, no, that wasn't a question" and "That's all". And it's stuck in my head!

BTW season 2 of Heroes is boring as hay-ell! And I just figured out why. It's because:

a) Too many characters/plotlines. Seriously! There's like, 20 different main characters in that show and at least 8 will be featured in every episode, so they have to interchange the characters in every episode. So, like, maybe you'll see somebody after three weeks of absence. And all the plotlines are a bloody bore! Nothing interesting has happened! No twists! No nothing!

b) Mutants who don't use their powers. Seriously! All they do is yak and they don't even like, use their powers. Peter Petrelli keeps on making out with his girlfriend. Claire is not injuring herself. Hiro isn't doing anything! There's this Mexican girl who keeps on crying and we don't even know what her powers are! The only good thing is this girl called Monica who is that techno-kid's cousin. She can mimic stuff she sees. So one time, she was watching wrestling and saw that Rey Mysterio person doing his finisher. And when she was working at a fast-food restaurant, somebody comes in to rob them, but she does the finisher and knocks him out! OMG that's so bloody cool lah!

Ok I'm off!

B'day

I turned seventeen a few days ago. It doesn't surprise me.

Wow I haven't been here for AGES!!!

So anyway, all my lectures are amazingly boring! I'll just have to soldier on.

The only interesting subjects are the CDSs that I have surprisingly.

Art is kind of nice I have to admit, because you don't have to memorize a single thing. Art is subjective, so you can kind of say that your art is great even though it looks worse than crap. All we do in lectures is just sit back and look at art pieces. This week we were looking at the Renaissance. I have to admit, the paintings are really marvelous. I can never do that. Oh and we had to do a mosaic collage. We're supposed to pick a picture. I wanted to pick the movie poster for American Beauty with the navel and the rose because it seems simple but I didn't want them to think I was a pervert. So if I don't have any more other ideas, I'll just use Betty's face in the Ugly Betty theme song. And we're supposed to have an oral presentation on an artist and his/her paintings and life. I'm totally going to use Frida.

Sociology is F-U-N! There's two girls in my group and they like to watch TV, and they're also ANTM crazed just like I am, so every week we discuss about the awesomeness of Dionne and Natasha. And there's this mat in my group who watches Ugly Betty as well! Ha! For our group project we're supposed to watch a movie about discrimination and stuff. I totally wanted to choose Erin Brockovich but apparently, the teacher gave a limited list. So we were forced to watch Yamakasi, which I watched before. It is about those parkour thingymajigy people. Urgh!!

FYI: Dogs menstruate!! I was so shocked when I heard that! Because one of my classmates was discussing about how hard it is to have a bitch (i.e. female dog) in the house because they bleed every six months and she has to put on diapers. I wonder if they have PMS? Do cats menstruate? How about bears?