Ok, I seriously don't know if anybody actually reads this because I have no evidence. Ok whatever. Urrgh!!! I'm starting to get all Mary J Blige over everything.
So anyway, nothing much happened since I last blogged apart from the fact that something really creepy is happening. Last night somebody called and it was a wrong number. Then, this afternoon, somebody else called and also, it was a wrong number. The weird thing is that they asked for my name. Thank goodness I didn't give away my name, because they might track me or something. Like, seriously.
UURRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
I'm actually kind of sick of the fact that the guys in my class are calling me "bitch". But you know, it's kind of like in a good way because I like to make snappy comments about random things. I mean, I'm not offended or anything but it's like really annoying but the funny thing is that the girls think it's really really ultimately rude, like calling somebody "mofo". But anyway, the novelty is totally wearing off because it's only amusing for a second and it's like those jokes that should not be mentioned the second time.
So anyway, I tried watching The Tyra Banks Show because of the one and only reason of hoping to get a glipse of Natasha, my favourite Russian person in the whole wide world and instead, got this interview with the so-called "famous" The Beverly Hills 4. Yeah, you haven't heard of them? Apparently, they're the supposedly "It" girls, unlike Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and pregnant Nicole Richie. And all four of them look like haggard hookers working down at the docks. I mean, seriously and one of them looks like a transverstite. And it's so funny how they were acting like as if they're famous and stuff and held auditions for a fifth member to become even more famous than what they were then. And like, 5 people auditioned. It's all really kind of pathetic because they had to dance and network as part of their rituals. And then the Beverly Hills 4 announced the winner live on Tyra Banks Show and the winner was all excited and happy, like as if she won something. Please. And seriously, it's like the saddest thing ever. And then Tyra brings in ex-"It" girls who are now 40-year-olds and still live with their parents (no kidding) and now look like those old women who put on way too much make-up. And the ex-"It" girls are like, "Don't do it! Don't party everyday! Have a backup plan to your already useless lives! Settle down!! Because you might end up becoming more promiscuous than what you really are and you might get AIDS or syphillis or some STD and might die! Do you want it to burn when you pee?!!!! DO YOU?!!! They're just using you because you look like hos and they just want you to sleep with them!! Don't DO IT!!!" and the "It" girls are like, "BITCH!! Go away! I have a back-up plan. Some rich handsome guy is going to come in the club when I shake ma' booty and take me away in his stallion into the beautiful meadows and we're going to get married and have children who look like Shiloh and we're going to live in a castle up in the clouds and have a pet unicorn. So I do have a back up plan! I'm just having fun right now!" and after that Tyra ends the show by asking us why young girls nowadays are asking for so much attention. Umm... maybe because they have this reality TV show called America's Next Top Model hosted by Tyra Banks and the fact that you have to either do crazy things or be crazy or even have a degenerative eye disease to get on the show.
And seriously, Tyra Banks was acting all Oprah-ish during one part because there were two finalists for the auditions and when one name was called out, Tyra called out on the other person for looking sad and the person was like, "It's Ok" but obviously looks sad and rejected and Tyra was like, having this monologue about how people need a sense of belonging and how - get ready for this - Tyra thinks the girl has self-esteem issues that she needs to work out. Like, WHAT?!!!! I mean, oh Tyra. Just cancel your crappy talk show and focus on ANTM. And stop acting like Oprah.