Let Me Rant

Urgh!! I have the most uncooperative group in CSAS! Ok, so we were distributed randomly into groups and I am stuck with 4 people that are really really annoying in different aspects. Let me start with the least annoying to most annoying! Yay!

I-Hate-People Girl
So this girl is not so annoying. It's just that she doesn't talk to anybody unless it's regarding school and studies. Like, SPEAK!

MC Boy
This guy only comes to school once every 2-3 weeks and I am not kidding. He doesn't even attend any lectures and 95% of the tutorials. He claims that he has dengue but come on! At least tell the care person or tell one of your classmates. And actually he looks perfectly healthy to me! One of my friends said that his whole family has some disease and they had to be quarantined or something. Urgh!

Step Einstein Boy
URGH!! This guy irritates the bejeezus out of me! He's like the know-it-all-who-doesn't-really-know-everything. He speaks in this really weird way and talks like he's some wise old guy. Puh-lease lah! And everyday he takes this finance newspaper and reads the stocks. Ok, weird. And whenever I say something silly he would interject and tell me his opinion. Seriously, I don't give a fuck.

The Most Hated Person In The Class Boy
This guy is the guy who thinks women are animals who men should just reproduce with. Urgh!! He says that he doesn't care about his studies anymore and actually is proud of the fact that he had really really low marks for one of his tests. Die, motherf***er!

Boo! I don't know how I'm supposed to work with them for an upcoming group assessment.

Potential Breakup Song - Aly & AJ

I know this sounds a bit weird, but I'm in love with this song by Aly & AJ! Ok gotta go!

Just Another Uninteresting Post

Guess which song is stuck in my head? Justify My Love by Madonna! Ya.

Boo!! Yesterday's Despo Housewives is the point where it gets really really boring and draggy. I bet nothing interesting is going to happen in the finale. And what the hell is wrong with the Mrs McCluskey storyline. It's really weird. I mean, I remember her telling Lynette about how her husband died after their anniversary or something. Isn't he supposed to have a funeral and buried if he's dead? Of course unless he's dead for like 15 years. Which is totally illogical because which freezer still runs for 15 years? I miss Bree.

There's this guy in my class. I hate him as much as emo kids hate life! Urggh!!! He's such a weirdo freak! Ok, so he likes to diss EVERYBODY in class and everybody totally hates him and he's so fucking sarcastic and a fucking jerk. He thinks that women are objects and that he can get any woman he wants but he is uglier than sin. But when he needs something, he'll be like, "Oh, Hakim, you're so great!" Fucker. And he always wants to listen to my bloody iPod and all he listens to is either Makes Me Wonder or Stars Are Blind. Asshole. And he totally follows me around after school because he lives in Punggol and he takes 3 home. But then I usually take a bus to the Afghanistan bus-stop (near Ngee Ann sec) and take 3 from there but he'll beg me to go to the interchange to take 3. Seriously, what a moronic idea because it takes a longer time.

Speaking of which, I totally hate the stupid Hey There Delilah song. It actually replaced Umbrella in the US charts! Boo! Seriously, emo kids listen to that song before they cut themselves. Ok, was that too offensive? Well, no offence.

OMG and I saw this video of Akon acting really really risque-ly with this 15-year old girl. Like, seriously, it's so so so SO SO SO EXTREMELY GRAPHIC!!! Ok, in a nutshell, they were like, having sex with their clothes on. It's supposed to be old news but OMG he does that and nobody throws his CDs in front of a moving bulldozer or write him a letter saying that he'd better shut up and sing or his life would be over.

Listening to: Here I Come - Fergie feat. will.i.am.

Wind Chimes Are Evil, Right?

OH MY GOD!!!

I just found out that Naima from ANTM admitted in an interview that she wasn't on ANTM to actually become a winner. Instead, she is a fame whore who just wants to boost her acting career. She went on the Tyra Banks Show and apologised to Tyra and Kahlen and the rest of the contestants. Oh yeah, and Tyra claimed that she can see right through fake. OMG and to think that Kahlen could've won!!!! Stupid fucking Naima.

So on a side note, my mother came home from visiting her sick uncle at the Changi hospital and went shopping at East Point and when she came back, she pulled this wind chime out of the bag and proudly showed it to me. And I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard that they attract devils and evil spirits. I dunno, I heard it from somebody. And she wanted to put it at the balcony. And I kind of went into a panic attack and was in "OMG" mode. I thought everybody knew. I think I might have overreacted. But still, it's as bad as my mother buying an Ouija board or something. Anyway, she didn't hang it eventually, and if she does, or if it hangs itself on its own, I'm going to burn it.

So anywhoo... if you're bored, go to Google Image Search and type in "Elephant Man". That will scare the shit out of you. And if you're still bored, CLICK HERE! Seriously, that is one freaky man. I mean, look at the bloody captions! There was this picture of him smiling and the caption read "Sorry, Tink was making me laugh during this shoot". Shudders.

BTW I got those two references above from America's Next Top Podcast! They are SOOOO bloody funny!!!!

Shut Up And Drive - Rihanna

Still prefer Umbrella (ella-ella-eh-eh-eh). I have the album but still prefer her other songs like Don't Stop The Music and Push Up On Me.

Vajengga!!

America's Next Top Podcast

I'm currently listening to this podcast called America's Next Top Podcast and it recaps and comments the seasons 7 and 8 of ANTM and OMG it's so friggin funny! People think I'm crazy.

Ok so anyway, yesterday I got a chance to experience extreme humiliation! Yay! Ok, so yesterday I had two tests for Maths and Biochemistry so I was studying those two the night before and didn't do my Organic Chem tutorial. So I just printed the tutorial yesterday morning and decided to just copy from the answers. Ok, so during Organic Chem tutorial (it was like a mass tutorial with four classes (i.e. the lecture theater was quite full) and the teacher called my name!!! I was caught off guard because usually she reads names that are easy to read and has never read a Malay or Indian name. She only reads Christian names. So she pronounced my name as "Akim". Like, what?! Ok, so I just got down with somebody else's paper and just copied blindly. But I was wrong so the teacher like, guided me step by step but I still didn't get it because I haven't gone through the lecture notes since the lecture. And then everybody was like, "No! No! It's like this! No No! You're wrong!" It's kind of like The Price Is Right. Ok, after the teacher gave me the bloody answer, she looked at me like I was pathetic or something, like, "Poor kid. He's so dumb." Urgh!! It's not that I'm dumb at Organic Chem, it's just that I haven't gone through the notes yet!

So anywhoo, umm... well nothing much to blog about apart from the fact that Channel V airs ANTM 8! Yay! But I know nobody subscribes to that channel so they actually sometimes air it on Hub TV but the screen is like, smaller to accomodate the stupid polls. And it's so funny because Channel V actually censors the word "bitch". OMG and sometimes they show re-runs of ANTM 7 and when they had the Catalan Secret commercial where they had to make out with the guy, Channel V actually put a square box around the part where they kissed. HAHAHA!!!

Epiphany

Hey! I've just realised that I'm weird looking. The more I see myself the more I think that I look like an alien, especially my ears. They're curvy. But hey! It worked for Tyra, right?

OMG speaking of aliens, I went Youtubing last week and searched for the "Tyra Goes Undercover As _________" episodes to further my proof that Tyra Banks is a really pathetic talk-show host. She's done stripper, Muslim, fat person, and man. I think that's all. So anyway, there was this really creepy family shown on the show and they're the most racist people EVER!!! They're proud to be Nazis. Man is this world fucked up!

OMG that family is wacky! And they are the most contradicting people ever. Ok, so they kind of hate every single race and religion other than theirs. So they kind of pretty much hate 99% of the world. And they're like, "We hate you guys! Go back to your homeland! Stay out of America!!! GO BACK TO AFRICA IF IT'S SO DAMN GREAT!" and wouldn't it be cool if Pocahantas came on the scene and was like, "BITCH, GO BACK TO EUROPE!" The kids are so going to get beaten up by black kids in high school. Man is this sad. And then in the interview the dad told Tyra to go back to Africa. And Tyra said, "Shut up!" and wouldn't it be cool if she said "KISS MY FAT ASS, BITCH!" And the dad said something like they're going to fight if they have to. Umm... riiight.

Live Earth

Hey Hey You You!!

Ok so I didn't really sit in front of the TV to watch Live Earth for 24 hours straight. I just taped most of it and watched it later and just skipped practically 70% of everything. Those black and white commercials were getting really pesky, oh except for the one with Naomi Campbell. I know one of them was like, her telling us that if we were to keep a plant or something, we would reduce CO2 emmisions by about 10%. Haha, I kept on thinking what went on through her head. I bet it was like, "Beat that, Tyra!! You give away all the Vaseline you want, you petroleum jelly wasting fattie. Go kiss my skinny green ass!"

And then there was this country singer who practically spent most of her time on stage telling everybody about how Al Gore rocks her socks and the fact that politicians are not caring about the environment and that they can go kiss her fat ass. I dunno, it sounded kind of very desperate. Like, "OH PUT ME IN THE HEADLINES FOR SAYING BAD THINGS!"

Rihanna performed in Tokyo!!!! Yay! Oh and was kind of disappointed that Madonna only sang 4 songs; Hey (Hey) You (You), Ray Of Light (boring), Hung Up (stupid Channel 5 didn't show for some reason) and some weird version of La Isla Bonita. She looked like some crazy drunk running on the spot and there was this even crazier and even more drunk violinist, so obviously it was great/funny. And it's so funny how Madonna is now like, the face of humanity despite being a lesbian-loving erotic woman.

Ok I have to go now, MUST DO MY BLOODY TUTORIALS!!! BOO!!!

Tambourine - Eve feat. Swizz Beatz

Ok, I've kind of realised that I haven't posted any videos or anything. So this is Tambourine by Eve. When I first heard it, I thought it was kind of dumb and sounded like some cheap version of Umbrella (because umbrella and tambourine sound so alike. Ok, not really, but you get my point) but it's actually kind of nice. I bet nobody I know listens to this! I KNOW!

Urrrggh!!

That is how I'm feeling. Urrgggh!!! Today was kind of like, those days where you're sick but not sick enough to go to the doctors. And it's like those things where you're perfectly healthy right before you leave your house and you end up sneezing the whole time outside. So I kind of left for home early and skipped some of my lectures to sleep. I mean, I dunno if I'm staying up for the LiveEarth thingy. They'd better have like, a surprise act by either Mariah Carey or Celine Dion.

Feeling really lethargic and sleeeeepy.

OMG and I nearly lost my EZ Link at the bus stop. Because I was like, oozing with snot and looked like a train wreck, I didn't realise that I dropped my EZ link card when the bus came and thank goodness I didn't board the bus because then I saw my card on the ground.

Currently listening to:

• Stranger - Hilary Duff
• You Know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse
• Buy U A Drink - T-Pain feat. Yung Joc
• This Is My Now - Jordin Sparks
• Rehab - Amy Winehouse
• Say Ok - Vanessa Hudgens
• Lost - Faith Hill
• All Good Things - Nelly Furtado
• Tambourine - Eve feat. Swizz Beatz
• Can't Leave 'Em Alone - Ciara feat. 50 Cent
• I Tried - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony feat. Akon
• Lil' L.O.V.E. - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony feat. Mariah Carey

I'm in love with the song Lost by Faith Hill. You should listen to it. I dunno, I like it but I seem to have a weird taste in music.

Still Tagboardless

Ok, I seriously don't know if anybody actually reads this because I have no evidence. Ok whatever. Urrgh!!! I'm starting to get all Mary J Blige over everything.

So anyway, nothing much happened since I last blogged apart from the fact that something really creepy is happening. Last night somebody called and it was a wrong number. Then, this afternoon, somebody else called and also, it was a wrong number. The weird thing is that they asked for my name. Thank goodness I didn't give away my name, because they might track me or something. Like, seriously.

UURRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

I'm actually kind of sick of the fact that the guys in my class are calling me "bitch". But you know, it's kind of like in a good way because I like to make snappy comments about random things. I mean, I'm not offended or anything but it's like really annoying but the funny thing is that the girls think it's really really ultimately rude, like calling somebody "mofo". But anyway, the novelty is totally wearing off because it's only amusing for a second and it's like those jokes that should not be mentioned the second time.

So anyway, I tried watching The Tyra Banks Show because of the one and only reason of hoping to get a glipse of Natasha, my favourite Russian person in the whole wide world and instead, got this interview with the so-called "famous" The Beverly Hills 4. Yeah, you haven't heard of them? Apparently, they're the supposedly "It" girls, unlike Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and pregnant Nicole Richie. And all four of them look like haggard hookers working down at the docks. I mean, seriously and one of them looks like a transverstite. And it's so funny how they were acting like as if they're famous and stuff and held auditions for a fifth member to become even more famous than what they were then. And like, 5 people auditioned. It's all really kind of pathetic because they had to dance and network as part of their rituals. And then the Beverly Hills 4 announced the winner live on Tyra Banks Show and the winner was all excited and happy, like as if she won something. Please. And seriously, it's like the saddest thing ever. And then Tyra brings in ex-"It" girls who are now 40-year-olds and still live with their parents (no kidding) and now look like those old women who put on way too much make-up. And the ex-"It" girls are like, "Don't do it! Don't party everyday! Have a backup plan to your already useless lives! Settle down!! Because you might end up becoming more promiscuous than what you really are and you might get AIDS or syphillis or some STD and might die! Do you want it to burn when you pee?!!!! DO YOU?!!! They're just using you because you look like hos and they just want you to sleep with them!! Don't DO IT!!!" and the "It" girls are like, "BITCH!! Go away! I have a back-up plan. Some rich handsome guy is going to come in the club when I shake ma' booty and take me away in his stallion into the beautiful meadows and we're going to get married and have children who look like Shiloh and we're going to live in a castle up in the clouds and have a pet unicorn. So I do have a back up plan! I'm just having fun right now!" and after that Tyra ends the show by asking us why young girls nowadays are asking for so much attention. Umm... maybe because they have this reality TV show called America's Next Top Model hosted by Tyra Banks and the fact that you have to either do crazy things or be crazy or even have a degenerative eye disease to get on the show.

And seriously, Tyra Banks was acting all Oprah-ish during one part because there were two finalists for the auditions and when one name was called out, Tyra called out on the other person for looking sad and the person was like, "It's Ok" but obviously looks sad and rejected and Tyra was like, having this monologue about how people need a sense of belonging and how - get ready for this - Tyra thinks the girl has self-esteem issues that she needs to work out. Like, WHAT?!!!! I mean, oh Tyra. Just cancel your crappy talk show and focus on ANTM. And stop acting like Oprah.

Desperate Housewives Rock My Socks!

Not really much to blog about, apart from the fact that I have realised that I do nothing on weekdays except for go to poly, learn, go home, do tutorial, study, sleep. Seriously!!! OMG I wish I had all the time in the world.

Anyway, watched the recap episode of Despo Housewives and they showed little fun-size clips which tells us why we love those four so much. OMG I realised that I LOVED Bree during season one because her quotes were so powerful. I actually laughed and was smiling and totally was anticipating for the "Rex cries when he ejaculates" quote. And also the "Palestine" quote was funny.

Something amazing happened during CSAS and my idea totally won the team in this game. And OMG we had to watch this boring old VCR video on handling harsh criticism at your workplace. Seriously, I dunno what link it has with CSAS. But I bet it links to Kevin Bacon. They gave you a step-by-step procedure on the art of giving and taking in criticism. It's actually really really boring because the characters were super boring because they were super interested in something so extremely boring. There was a boss who had to solve the conflict between this really rude angry bald man and this woman with a horrendous mini-afro. And seriously, the woman seriously looks like Vanessa Williams/Wilhelmina from Ugly Betty because of her orange texture and her high forehead and her weird lips. Oh and the boss helped to solve the issue blah blah blah. It totally reminded me of one episode of The Office where Michael tried to resolve the conflict between Dwight and Jim. Apart from the fact that that didn't put me to sleep because it wasn't so boring.

I'm madly in love with Rihanna and her new album Good Girl Gone Bad. And I just found out that she's only 19! OMG!!