Boxing Day

Have totally become sick of the usual "My _______" posts. Usually because I have already used it before, and was thinking of using catchy and punny titles, like the previous one.

In other news, I've just finished reading Adrian Mole and the Weapons Of Mass Destruction. Yay for me for reading a book other than Harry Potter! I borrowed another book by the same author of Adrian Mole called Number Ten but somehow I find it so bloody boring. I need a humorous book to read. I'm trying to see if Teri Hatcher's autobiography "Burnt Toast" is available on loan. Last time I checked they're all borrowed.

I have totally changed my phone cover. It is now all black and it has a very nice and smooth velvet feel, like as if I painted it using poster paint. It's so nice to stroke it. And the keypad is really nice, because it's like, black. It looks like a brand new phone. Honestly, I bought it for $8 at the pasar malam across Tampines MRT station.

Listening to Crybaby by Mariah Carey feat. Snoop Dogg
When I think of our untimely end
And everything we could have been
I cry
Baby I cry
Late at night
Like a little child
Wondering around alone
In my new friend's home
On my tippy toes
So that he won't know
I still cry baby
Over you and me

I am totally in love with the new Jojo song How To Touch A Girl. No, it's not a song concerning paedophility. It's just so weird that she's younger than me (by 2 months). Honestly, I'm jealous that she's a famous pop star.

Oh and I heard that Beyonce was nominated for Best Actress for Golden Globes for her role in Dreamgirls. Ahhh!!! I seriously wonder if her acting's great. I thought she did OK in the Pink Panther and I thought she did horribly in Goldmember.

Aarggh!!!! When?!!!

Gotta go, gotta watch The Office, my fantasy workplace when I grow up.

Case Of My Mum's Ex

Yesterday, I decided to follow my mum to a wedding. The only reason was because I was craving for nasi bryani. It has been a long time since I ate that.

Anyway, it was my mother's old kampung folks' son's wedding so I didn't know everybody. My cousin is only Sec 1 and he keeps trying to stand really close to me for some absurd reason. Once I swore he was trying to sniff my hair. And he kept bugging me about what I wanna do in the future and stuff.

Had to sit in between him and this old lady. Thank goodness she was making conversations with me. She asked me how was I related to the bride and groom. I told her that my mother was in the same kampung as the bride's parents. Then she asked me which kampung I live in. Then, I saw Farzira, who's the ex-neighbours of my mother's kampung folks.

Ya, then the controversial bit. When we were about to leave, my mother and my uncles + aunties were walking around meeting their childhood friends who have all grown old. It's really weird to picture everybody when they were kids. After greeting them and we were walking away, my mother said, "Oh, that man was my ex-boyfriend." She totally dropped the bomb on me!

I JUST SAW THE MAN THAT COULD HAVE BEEN MY FATHER IF MY MOTHER HADN'T BROKEN UP WITH HIM!!!! OMG!!!!!!

I kept quite throughout the whole day, trying to imagine what would happen if my real dad isn't my dad and that man was my dad. I mean, I would have totally different relatives, a different grandmother, a different dad, a different lifestyle, maybe I might have not gone to Temasek, maybe I might have become a rebel and run away from home. Ahhh!!! Thank goodness the man did what he did to piss off my mother so that they broke up forever!!

Songs I Am Listening To

10. Walk Away - Paula DeAnda
9. All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey
8. Say It Right - Nelly Furtado
7. Irreplaceable - Beyonce
6. How To Touch A Girl - Jojo
5. Wind It Up - Gwen Stefani
4. Runaway Love - Ludacris feat. Mary J. Blige
3. I Wanna Love You - Akon feat. Snoop Dogg
2. Ride For You - Danity Kane
1. Promise - Ciara

My Horlicks Ice-Cream

Went to band concert last night. There was like, a Christmas collaboration featuring Christmas songs. I was disappointed because I was expecting them to sing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey (lyrics by her too) but they didn't.

Anyway, ate Horlicks ice-cream before the concert because Sarah bought it and it was tasty. It tasted like, Horlicks.

Back to my old computer. Everything is gone!!! All my files are gone.

Anyway, I tried watching Grey's Anatomy. It's an OK show, I guess. Well, the episode was about the main character's (Meredith) one night stand with a guy. Then, the guy came to the hospital because his penis couldn't stop erecting and they had to use a syringe and suck out the blood. Ew. Ya, and there were two doctors who were talking about their sex lives while in the middle of an operation. It's very illogical. It's like, Desperate Housewives meets E.R.

My Foolishness

I have been manipulated!

Argghhh!!!

I now feel like a character in those situational comedies.

My Sucky Service

I had the most outrageous service last night at Long Johns! There were 3 people in front of me in the queue and I had to wait for half and hour to get my bloody food! Seriously, the people there are so slacky and they're not in panic mode. If Long Johns were to implement a "wait-1-minute-and-we'll-give-you-free-cheese-dip" rule, they'll be bankrupt! And the girls there act like waitresses at Hooters. They stick their butts out when they're ordering through the slit to the kitchen and they act very bimboly.

In other news, went to the National Library on Friday because this interview place was beside it. I finally got Adrian Mole: The Wilderness Years. It's when he's 24-years-old. Yay! It's so hillarious!

Ok, I'm thinking of making a class blog. There's no common communication field among me and all my classmates. Toodles.

My Late Night Clean-Up

Cleaned up my room for real! I spent one whole night cleaning my room. Seriously, I had like, 4 garbage bags full of notes and worksheets. Now my whole room is just... empty. Ya, and it was kind of emotional for me because I was throwing away the things I usually do not throw (like worksheets and guidebooks). I kept the textbook to sell it. Great. It's one whole box full of them. I'm still not finished with cleaning the stuff in my wardrobe.

Anyway, my mother dragged me to IKEA right after I woke up on Saturday, and it was not so huge as I thought it would be. VivoCity is bigger. It was crazy trying to steer the trolley because it was so fucking crowded, and everybody either had a little toddler or an elderly person with them. My mother just left me behind while she was having the time of her life. Anyway, it's really hilarious to see pictures of Swedish designers on the walls of every single room. Furthermore, there were too little workers! They should seriously employ me!

Once I start working, I plan to buy albums and have a collection of them. Yay!

My Year-End Charts

1. Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland
2. Wind It Up - Gwen Stefani
3. Buttons - Pussycat Dolls feat. Snoop Dogg
4. Promise - Ciara
5. Irreplaceable - Beyonce
6. Me & U - Cassie
7. Hurt - Christina Aguilera
8. Circles - Mariah Carey
9. Fergalicious - Fergie feat. will.i.am
10. Check On It - Beyonce feat. Slim Thug
11. Unfaithful - Rihanna
12. Get Up - Ciara feat. Chamillionaire
13. Too Little Too Late - Jojo
14. Walk Away - Kelly Clarkson
15. Here To Stay - Christina Aguilera
16. My Love - Justin Timberlake feat. T.I.
17. One And Only - Mariah Carey
18. Maneater - Nelly Furtado
19. Illegal - Shakira feat. Carlos Santana
20. We Ride - Rihanna
21. I Don't Need A Man - Pussycat Dolls
22. Smack That - Akon feat. Eminem
23. A Million Miles Away - Rihanna
24. Makes Me Wanna Pray - Christina Aguilera
25. Say It Right - Nelly Furtado
26. When It All Falls Apart - The Veronicas
27. Be Without You - Mary J. Blige
28. Deja Vu - Beyonce feat. Jay-Z
29. Sexyback - Justin Timberlake
30. Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
31. SOS - Rihanna
32. Wait For You - Nelly Furtado
33. Come To Me - Diddy feat. Nicole Scherzinger
34. A Public Affair - Jessica Simpson
35. F.U.S.S. - Christina Aguilera
36. Say Somethin' - Mariah Carey feat. Snoop Dogg
37. Come Back To Me - Vanessa Hudgens
38. Stars Are Blind - Paris Hilton
39. Tell Me - Diddy feat. Christina Aguilera
40. Tainted Love/Where Did Our Love Go - Pussycat Dolls
41. Do It - Nelly Furtado
42. Fly Like A Bird - Mariah Carey
43. Show Stopper - Danity Kane feat. Young Joc
44. Again And Again - Jewel
45. Ugly - Sugababes
46. I Belong To Me - Jessica Simpson
47. Money Maker - Ludacris feat. Pharell
48. Ring The Alarm - Beyonce
49. So Lonely - Mariah Carey feat. Twista
50. Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
51. Goodbye Alice In Wonderland - Jewel
52. Wait A Minute - Pussycat Dolls feat. Timbaland
53. I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair) - Sandi Thom
54. Where'd You Go - Fort Minor feat. Holly Brook
55. Ridin' - Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone
56. Long Way 2 Go - Cassie
57. Satellite - Jewel
58. Hips Don't Lie - Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean
59. Break It Off - Rihanna feat. Sean Paul
60. I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco
61. Gimme That - Chris Brown feat. Lil' Wayne
62. Luxurious - Gwen Stefani feat. Slim Thug
63. London Bridge - Fergie
64. Do It To It - Cherish feat. Sean Paul Of The YoungBloodZ
65. Black Horse & Cherry Tree - KT Tunstall
66. Torn - LaToya
67. Joy Ride - Mariah Carey
68. Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
69. Push The Button - Sugababes
70. Beep - Pussycat Dolls feat. will.i.am
71. I Wanna Love You - Akon feat. Snoop Dogg
72. Nothing In This World - Paris Hilton
73. Invisible - Ashlee Simpson
74. Breaking Free - High School Musical
75. Sorry - Madonna
76. Don't Bother - Shakira
77. Bad Day - Daniel Powter
78. Lips Of An Angel - Hinder
79. Take The Lead - Bone Thugz-N-Harmony
80. U + Ur Hand - P!nk
81. How Many Lies - Pussycat Dolls
82. Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence
83. Tokyo Drift - Teriyaki Boyz
84. What's Left Of Me - Nick Lachey
85. Crash - Gwen Stefani
86. Unappreciated - Cherish
87. A Girl Like Me - Rihanna
88. Bossy - Kelis feat. Too $hort
89. All Good Things - Nelly Furtado
90. Everytime We Touch - Cascada
91. Stupid Girls - P!nk
92. Love Me Or Hate Me - Lady Sovereign
93. Good Day - Jewel
94. I Can't Hate You Anymore - Nick Lachey
95. Afraid - Nelly Furtado
96. No Hay Igual - Nelly Furtado
97. Bite The Dust - Pussycat Dolls
98. L.O.V.E. - Ashlee Simpson
99. Control Myself - LL Cool J feat. Jennifer Lopez
100. Who Knew - P!nk

My Conversion

Wow! I finally converted to this thing called Blogger Beta. Sounds Greek to me. It's really different, like a new and improved Blogger.

Anyways, I have not been blogging much, have I? Well, came back from Johor with a warning from the customs because we actually bought too many movies. Thank goodness Singapore's customs are not strict at all. Anyway, the shopping there was sucky at first in the morning because we had to go to this ugly shopping mall to buy all the movies and my dad's software thingies. And you know what! All the DVDs were hidden inside this hidden storeroom and you had to be accompanied by the store owner. Then when you wanted to leave, you have to tell the person and he'll accompany you back to the outside of the store. It's kind of like, the Mafia. Well, not many interesting new releases.

After that, went to a more modern shopping centre called City Square. All the Chinese girls there dress like Harajuku girls. Seriously, is there like, a Harajuku religion there? But everyone dresses in style there (including the mats). Makes you think that Singaporeans dress really crappily (including me). Ya, you know how I wanted to demand like a little spoilt brat? I got what I want. In fact, my parents were like, encouraging me to buy more clothes. My dad was like, "Wow! This is nice. Let's buy it!" Ya, and I saw Shaikha at one of the shops! I was like, OMG! You know, it's even more coincidental when you meet somebody in another country.

Ahh!! The ANTM finale hasn't been uploaded! I'm so tempted to go see the forums to see who wins! Hurry up and upload and end all this animosity!!!!

My New Ex-Job

This morning, I received a call from the mafia. This bubbly soft-spoken secretary was speaking to me. What a great way to represent the mafia, woman. Anyway, she called to say that I got the job and that I had to go to the cafe on Thursday to Saturday for a course and I didn't completely intepret what she was speaking whether she said formal or informal attire. That's probably one of the main reasons why I'm not going. If I go with the wrong attire, they might use their revolver or something and bury me alive and send me an evil half twin to replace me in my life. The other was that I was brainwashed by my mother who said that it's all commision crap and they're just manipulating innocent youngsters who DESPERATELY seek money to at least pay for their lunch. Anyway, my elder brother worked for this company after his Os and worked in the marketing sector and had to actually lend people money so that they can buy his products. How stupid can one get? I would never part ways with Yusof Ishak.

Anyways... I told my mother and she went beserk and PMSed all over me. I mean, I didn't tell her that I didn't want to go in the first place but then she reminded me to not get a job and get into first 3 months. NEVER, I say! I hope I don't get in first 3 months. I wanna work so that I could at least buy something. My mother is so mean, she wanted to pay me $150 for this month if I just help around in the house. When I told her that it would be $5 per hour, she said that a maid gets paid $150 monthly and they also have to cook. What the?! So, I'm like a maid? She's so condescending. She said that I need to learn the value of money by earning money. Ya, I would be learning that if I were to get a JOB! I've been doing housework for 16 years and the only pay I get from my mother is the gift of life. She never pays me for being a good son!!!! I never smoke, I never drink, I never take drugs, I'm not loose! I'm going to Johor on Wednesday, and I am going to be a big baby when I get there and demand what I want.

Ok, let's talk about ANTM. If you do not wish to be spoiled on the latest season of ANTM 7, then do not continue further.



Anyway, the final three are...


Melrose
Eugena
CariDee

Yep. Ok, so I'm gonna talk to myself from now on.

Melrose
Well, she really can model. But everybody seems to hate her. She seems over desperate over winning. She's kind of like Jade, but she actually can really model. She looks old as hell! She doesn't strike me very well. Anyway, out of the final three, I hope she doesn't win this. Everybody would hate Tyra. But the thing is that Tyra doesn't know that she's such a butt-kissing boot-licker.

CariDee
Ahhhh!! What happened to you, CariDee?! The show's trying to murder you! The show's trying to make us hate you! And Tyra and Nigel are joining forces to break you! Ok... Anyway, she seriously looks like Cindy from Jimmy Neutron slash the actress who played Mystique in X-Men who I can't spell, whats-her-name Rebecca Romjin or whatever. Anyway, love you CariDee! Hope you win. Never has there been a blonde winner! I still love you!

Eugena>Is it morally right to love somebody you initially hate? Eugena is the girl! She looks kind of like Mary J. Blige. Woots! Anyway, I totally hated her in the beginning of the season because she was siding Monique during her insanity. So, now that she's gone, Eugena is kind of cool in dissing everybody. If CariDee doesn't win, it's alright if she wins. Go, Eugena!

SEASON FINALE ON WEDNESDAY!!! CAN'T WAIT!!!

My Early Rise

It's 8 and I'm awake! Believe it or not.

Anyway, saw Saw 3 yesterday. Ahh! I seriously wonder how the Jigsaw guy and his apprentice do all the traps and kidnap people. Heard there was a Saw 4. Seriously, when is the guy going to die?!

My Unfaithfulness

OMG I'm not blogging as usual. I think I'm losing my blogging touch. I mean, I am so so lazy to blog.

WIND IT UP!
Anyway, I'm madly in love with the song!!!! OMG I don't know when I was in love with a song before. Maybe the previous song I was in love with was Promiscuous. Before that was We Belong Together. Ya. So, I'm in love with the song. LOVE IT!

Also love The Office! Makes you wanna work at Dunder Mifflin.

Anyways, I'm going to Johor this week! Yay! My mother's forcing me not to go for other job interviews but the irony is that she's not giving me any pocket money. I'm gonna be bloody poor! It was like, some sort of sick cruel twist to some sort of reality show. Like The Amazing Race where they take away the people's money and force them to beg.

WIND IT UP!

Thank goodness I watched 40-Year-Old Virgin yesterday morning when everyone was out, because it's really really... not suitable for me. Didn't get some of the jokes.