Wednesday, May 31, 2006

My Latelyness

AHHHH!!! I was late, AGAIN!

Yesterday, I was late for my SS by 5 minutes. Thank goodness the teacher, Mrs Xavier (hehe, X-Men) was nice. We learnt a new word - condescending. Well, actually I knew that word but I thought that it meant to insult. I'm wrong!

Anyway, I was late for my Bio prac by 10 minutes. I wasn't there for the pre-prac briefing. I asked Anavil what we were doing, but he was late too! Apparently, we had to trace onions and measure their lengths before immersing them in solutions. One of my onions was supposed to shrink and one was supposed to be either the same size or expand, but both my onions were the same size as before. I cheated myself by peeking through Rui Qi's book. Sigh. I think I'm going to fail my practical.

Oh and something freaky happened at the Bio lab. I shall not elaborate on it. Well, I saw something. That's all I'm going to say.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

My O Level Malay Mid-Year

Well, it's officially over! Kind of weird that I'm not going to do any Malay work for a while. Maybe until JC. Or maybe I won't even go to JC. Well, I'll elaborate later.

Anyway, I came home from Malay O Levels which was relatively easy (I knew all the words in the 'bina ayat' :D) and to my horror, I saw a wasp on the wall of my room and saw a cacoon or nest or whatever! I think the wasp sensed my presence and flew out of the window. I was scared like fuck and didn't go in my room the whole time. Then, about an hour later, I went back to my room to get something and I saw three cacoons or whatevers! I was so scared I closed the windows and waited for my mother to come home. My mother came home and I told her about the wasp thingy and she just went to my room and picked up my set square and newspaper and bravely scraped the cacoon thingies. Then, she just threw those thingies out of the window. Then, she said "How can you become a CSI?". I just hope the wasp doesn't come back to kill me or something. Now everytime I leave my house, I make it a point to close my window.

Well, today I could write a dialog on polytechnic vs. JC/uni! My father was pro-poly but my mother was pro-JC/uni. My mother said that only the cream of the crop would be admitted to university. Then, my brother said that there was going to be some university campus in Simei or something and my mother was like, "Oh, you can go there!" Like, I haven't even gotten my O Levels. Then, my father said that the diploma is better because after I'm done with NS and start working, I can further my studies as well! Wow! How amazing! See lah! They have confused me!

So, I'm in love with this song called Unfaithful by Rihanna. It's a song about her being unfaithful to her boyfriend but the boyfriend already knows, but then Rihanna can't take it anymore because she's killing her boyfriend by dating another guy. Oh, Rihanna! What will you do?




Rihanna - Unfaithful
Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company

Hes more than a man
And this is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue
The clouds are rolling in
Because I'm gone again
And to him I just can't be true

[Bridge]
And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

[Chorus]
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer

I feel it in the air
As I'm doing my hair
Preparing for another day
A kiss up on my cheek
He's here reluctantly
As if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hanging with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
Where I'm about to go
And we know it very well

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

Our Love, his trust
I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this
Anymore (anymore)

[Chorus]

No no no no

Yeah yeah yeah

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

My Talk With Ms Woon

This week has been Malaymania. Everything we do is Malay! Or for the Chinese it's Chinese!

Well, thank goodness I didn't sit next to the group of 4S girls during the mock exam. I just sat next to Rui Qi. Poor Sam Tang. He sat at my place. The HCL pupils didn't get their papers during Paper 2 but at least the 4R HCLers were considerate enough. The rest of the school population went crazy and this group of boys went to the toilet as a pack because they're scared they might get raped or something. I guess they have to share urinals. Anyways, I think my Malay has been improving. I'm quite fluent in my writing now.

Well, we had Physics remedial after school and lots of people ponteng because Mr Eng practically spent the hour on the Paper 2 and we already went through the questions. Then, Nani and Izzati had to meet Ms Woon and me and Adam followed them and outside the staff room, Ms Woon was like, "You know what? I would also like to talk to the four of you" and she talked to me because of my Combined Humans which I got F9! Seriously, I need to buck up. I'm gonna have to pester Ms Neo and ask a million questions until she gets a restraining order from me.

I'm going to study non-stop after my Malay O Levels. So, now, I'll just focus on getting my A1 for my Malay.

Oh and I have decided to have a new section in my entries called STFU. Yah, it means Shut The F*** Up. It's kind of like a section where I release my anger so please take no offence when reading STFU, because sometimes I seriously feel that I'm one of the rare few in this world that has morals, ethics, and common sense. Thanks!

Hakimbo's Sub-blog - STFU: You Fucking Drivers!
Well, who is going to be the first victim in my sub-blog? Well, you guessed it, it's DRIVERS! Usually, I wake up early in the morning just to reach school in time, and usually I lag behind because I oversleep. As you probably know, I take a 500 metre route from my house to this bus stop, so I have to cross a zebra crossing and also cross this carpark. [this is the part where I get vulgar] When I'm at the side of the zebra crossing and about to cross the road, these fucking drivers pretend to not fucking see me and just fucking drive past me! Like, what the fuck? The fucking road doesn't belong to you, nor does it belong to your daddy! And you still fucking dare to not signal when you're about to turn! It doesn't take much energy to fucking flick the signaller, you assholes! And how fucking dare you drive so fucking slowly when I'm about to cross the carpark! Can't you see that I'm fucking late?! And what do I get for your fucking lack of speed? I have to give my fucking phone number to the school and humiliate myself at the parade square! I hope you get testicular cancer so that you won't be able to produce any kids who might in turn, become assholes like yourself!


Wow! That was a release in anger! Well, that shows that you can't piss me off, because I might even feature people. Just because I seem innocent and vulnerable, there's a lot of anger building up on me :D.

Sigh. Sec 3s are at Pahang. I bet they're having their times of their lives alone in the long stretch of road, crying for their mommies. Oh the good times.

Malay Translation
Minggu ini adalah Malaymania! Apa kita buat adalah Melayu! Cina pun sama.

Nasib baik aku tidak duduk sebelah si perempuan 4S. Aku duduk sebelah Rui Qi. Kasihan Sam Tang. Dia duduk dekat tempat aku. Pelajar-pelajar HCL tidak dapat kertas mereka bila Paper 2, tetapi mereka daripada kelasku diam sahaja. Selain daripada itu, semua orang telah menjadi gila dan sekumpulan lelaki pergi ke jamban, takut kena rogol. Haha, mereka kena kongsi 'urinal'.

Kita pun ada kelas tambahan Fizik dan banyak orang ponteng. Lepas tu, aku jumpa Ms Woon kerana Combined Humans aku teruk gila. F9!

Monday, May 22, 2006

Blog Melayuku

I need to try to blog in Malay. Don't worry. I'll blog in English then I'll translate in Malay.

Anyway, we had a mock Mother Tongue exam and it was so irritating because this group of 4S girls were so irritating and noisy and they talk loudly and turn around and ask questions and whatnot. Like, seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I lost about two marks because of them, because I couldn't concentrate!

Well, I'm in love with this song called 'Torn' by this ex-Destiny's Child called LeToya. Ahh!! I love it!



Torn - LeToya
A part of me wants to leave you alone.
A part of me wants for you to come home.
A part of me says I'm living a lie.
(And I'm better off without you.)
A part of me says to think it through.
A part of me says I'm over you.
A part of me wants to say goodbye.
A part of me is asking why...

A part of me wants to leave.
But a part of me wants to be here with you.
And everytime I think we're over and done you do something to get me back loving you.
And you got me just torn.

Torn in between the two. (Oh yeah)
Cuz I really wanna be with you.
But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (I really want to be with you)
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone.
And you got me just torn in between the two. (In between the two)
Cuz I really wanna be with you. (Be with you)
But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (You alone)
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone.

There were no issues when we started out.
It was cool.
It was everything that love's about.
But something happened.
Plus I feel it's over now.
(Cuz I can't understand you now.)Now oh
(I just can't understand you now.)
A part of me says it's all my fault.
A part of me says "he ain't what you want."
A part of me says to get my bags.
A part of me says I can't do that.

A part of me wants to leave.
But a part of me wants to be here with you.
And everytime I think that it's over and done you make me fall back in love.
You got me just torn.

Torn in between the two. (Between the two)
Cuz I really wanna be with you. (Be with you)

But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (You alone)
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone.
And you got me just torn in between the two. (Torn in between the two)
Cuz I really wanna be with you. (Really wanna be with you)
But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (Telling me I should leave)
Leave you alone. (Alone)
Leave you alone. (Alone)

So many times I... (I was ready to go)
So many times I... (Had my foot out the door)
So many times I... (I thought to give him a chance, thought he'd be a better man)
Now I'm sitting here and I'm so confused.
Cuz I keep fighting myself for you. (I don't know how much more I can take but I can't feel this way)
(You got me so torn)

Torn in between the two. (Oh yeah)
Cuz I really wanna be with you. (I really wanna be with you)
But something's telling me I should leave you alone.
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone. (But I don't know)
And you got me just torn in between the two. (Should I stay or should I go)
Cuz I really wanna be with you. (I don't know)
But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (You alone)
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone. (You alone)

And you got me just torn in between the two. (I'm torn in between the two)
Cuz I really wanna be with you. (I really wanna be with you)
But something's telling me I should leave you alone. (But I don't know)
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone.

And you got me just torn in between the two.
Cuz I really wanna be with you.
But something's telling me I should leave you alone.
Leave you alone.
Leave you alone.

Malay Translation
Aku telah menduduki peperiksaan Melayu dan aku tak boleh tahan seh! Budak-budak perempuan daripada kelas 4S amat menyebuk dan mereka sentiasa bercakap dengan kuat, menoleh dan juga bertanya soalan. Menyampah! Diam boleh tak? Aku pun hilang dua markah kerana aku tak boleh fokus.

Aku pun suka sebuah lagu yang bernama 'Torn' yang dinyanyi oleh seorang bekas anggota Destiny's Child yang bernama Letoya.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

My Placenta Incident

OMG OMG OMG! I saw a PLACENTA! It's no bogus! I'll post the pic soon. Singapore Idol is coming up.

Anyway, I went to my auntie's house and then everybody there was talking about my other auntie who's coming and she's bringing along 'uri-uri'. At first I thought it was some sort of food or something but then, I was told that it's my cousin's cousin's baby's placenta, which is going to be buried. Then, everybody started asking me stupid questions like, "Does the placenta cover the baby?" Haha! Oh I love being a Bio student.

Anyway, it was at night and everybody was scared because the placenta is bloody and it might attract other 'things'. OK, freaky! Anyway, my auntie was washing the placenta at the bathroom and I saw the placenta! It's like, bigger than the size of a fist and the umbilical cord looks like those rubber tubes.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

My Day As A 16-Year-Old

Yay! Today is Polling Day for Temasek Secondary School. Well, the teachers were working during Polling Day so the school made today a public holiday. Wow. Imagine if we go to school without teachers.

Well, today I watched Amazing Race halfway and then, got ready to go watch Da Vinci Code with Sham, Nani, Adam, Izzati, Nuriman and Sarah. It has been such a long time since I watched a movie. Anyway, we couldn't get the tickets because Adam and I were still 15 and Sham had to bravely ask these two ITE minahs to borrow their IC. They were kind enough. Anyway, the Da Vinci Code is so mind-boggling. Seriously, what's so NC-16 about the movie? I'm going to read the book, after my brother finishes lending his friend his book.

Anyway, it was Nuriman's birthday so we brought the cake into the theater after the movie ended. Heheh. Kind of cool.

Oh and now I plan to keep track on my finance because my expenditure has been really bad this week because of the photo-taking session. So, I have kept a notebook and I'm going to update on what I buy and how much it costs. It's kind of neat.

Watched the rest of the Amazing Race at night and I knew who won (Nuriman exposed the winners) but then I was really shocked when they didn't know their flags. Like, seriously. I heard that studies concluded that most Americans think that Abraham Lincoln was the first president of America. Hee.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

My Destroyed Sole

Haha, very punny. Yesterday part of my shoe sole was de-attached from my shoe so it seemed like as if I was wearing tap-dancing shoes which was kind of getting annoying by the end of the day. I did a bit of a dance in the lift.

Ahhh!!! I'm lazy to upload my pictures to Photobucket.

Anyway, today was miserable because we got our exam scripts and surprisingly, my best paper is Chem. Arrrggghhh! Now the whole class strongly dislikes this certain teacher of mine (shall not reveal the identity of the teacher) because the teacher (which I shall call TKK) didn't even come down to our class! I mean, Ryan had to call TKK from the staff room. Like, seriously! Then, Nani asked TKK if TKK could go through the answers, but TKK said "NO!" OMG! What?! Like, seriously. Everybody's pissed with TKK because TKK doesn't care if we pass or fail.

Arrrh!!! LAZY ah!

Sunday, May 14, 2006

My CSI Dream

AHHHH!!! I just had the best dream EVER! Last night I dreamt that somebody in the school was murdered and I was the one investigating the crime! Well, that's all I can remember. You tend to forget your dreams.

Anyway, I haven't been uploading the images of my hoarding activities. Maybe tomorrow. Oh and there's a class photo taking session tomorrow. Need to bring extra money. Also, I'm in love with this girl.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

I can't reveal the identity from this girl because she's in ANTM. Wooooo!! Notice how wooden-ish those legs are. Sigh. The season finale of ANTM is this week and I've been watching it from YouTube. Tyra brought the girls to Phuket and talked about the tsunami. It's so true that Tyra's trying to be Oprah. Oh and Amazing Race and Survivor is also ending this week. Then, there's only CSI.
I'm going to go back to studying next week.

Friday, May 12, 2006

My Untidyness

Ok, so I was watching Oprah yesterday and it has become one of my favourite television shows because it can make you cry. Well, anyways, they featured these group of people with a mental illness where they don't throw away stuff and keep everything. It's called hoarding anxiety. And I saw their houses and I go "Can't they throw stuff?" and they were actually perfectionists to begin with but then something traumatic happened to them and they turn out like this.

During the commercials, I went to my room and I realised that I MIGHT BE ONE OF THEM! I mean, my room is constantly in a mess. And I remembered when I was little (like as in primary school), I used to clean my room every week! And it didn't take long because I usually keep my room really neat and everything had its place and stuff. OH MY GOD what happened to me?

I'll post pics of my room and the stuff that I keep. I cannot believe I have receipts dated March all over my desktop.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

My Exams Are Done

AAAAGGGHHH!!! I just can't stand wearing my stupid size 38 uniform which I believe I bought in Sec 2. I need to buy another uniform! Seriously, I look like an ah beng or what when wearing the uniform. Plus, it's nearly impossible to tuck in my shirt.

Anyway, exams are over! Next stop, O Level Mother Tongue. Abhishek kept on talking to me before the exam started and telling me how wonderful it is, even when they had already given out the question paper. I just smiled back because I was scared Mr Cuthbert would be standing behind me and shout at me and tell me to tuck in my shirt with his loud voice.

Heehee there was this group of Bedok South Secondary minahs who were like, trying to act Westernized and spoke with a slang accent, which failed. Seriously, just speak Malay. Then, one of them was like, "Where do we go for lunch?" and one of them said, "Sushi, baby!" Hahaa!! Instead, they ate at Mac.

Oooooo!!!
Did you know that you can watch ANTM Season 6 on YouTube? Just search for 'ANTM 6'. It's so exciting!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

My Blank Papers

Boo! A Maths P2 was hard. Only Rui Qi and I agreed that Paper 1 was easier than Paper 2. It wasn't that hard, but the stupid power fractions made it hard, and the decimal points. I made sure to leave a lot of space in case I know the answer, but it was left blank.

Sigh, I've been reading my past entries and realised that many of my posts are 'happy' posts and blah. They contain me smiling. How about frowning? Well, I've been hiding my frown and now it's like, accumulating.

Firstly, my parents are not talking to each other since Sunday. They're so immature. I don't care if they secretly read my blog. I can't tell them directly or they'll scold me or whatever... I've never told them such risky stuff. Whatever... Anyway, we're not going to Johor on Vesak Day. Fuck lah! And all because of my parents, my uncles and aunties and everyone isn't going also! Seriously! Their level of maturity put together is much lower than my level of maturity! Like, they're watching the same TV programme in the same room but sit at different chairs and they don't even TALK! Like, FRIGGING TALK!!!!! And I have to act as the stupid messager! Sorry. I'm not really used to blogging about the sad part of my life.

I'm not going to delete this entry.

My Lady's Shirt

Guess what? I bought a uniform shirt on Friday and two nights ago, I found out that it had no pocket, which means that it's a girl's shirt! And there was even a 'Lady' tag at the back! Stupid bookshop auntie. Then, I can't return or exchange the uniform because it's already been washed. But I haven't worn it, I swear! So who wants a female uniform size 42?

Anyway, the Chem paper was OK. Oddly, I was singing Sorry the whole time. The stupid song is stuck in my head. If you're squemish, please don't click on the video.


Sunday, May 07, 2006

My Boring Boring Boring... ZZZ

OMG I was so bored today, I SLEPT while studying!

I can't wait to just finish with the exams already! Just let me not read for 2 days! Anyways, my whole family (like, my family, my aunties/uncles, cousins, cousins-in-law, cousin's children, and more) are going to Johor on Vesak Day! Yay! I think we're going there and back by train. Yay! I'm going to buy stuff with the $10 I saved this week!

Anyways, speaking of Johor, the class is going on a Geography field trip to this rice field in Johor! Yay! I could act as a tour guide since I know Johor at the palm of my hand. But the creepy thing is that all the boys aged 4-20 are mats! And they hang out at shopping malls everyday. Like, don't they study?

Sigh. Chemistry tomorrow.

Oh and PAP won by a huge margin. I'm so surprised. Some political party van came into my neighbourhood and thanked us for voting them. Shut up! People are trying to study like crazy to have a better future and here you are telling lies to us! Speaking of which, PAP won.

Elections in 5 years time. I'll be 21!!!! Yay! I hope I get the Progress Package. But then, I'll be 20 at during this time in 5 years. I hope the next elections take place after October 29th.

Friday, May 05, 2006

My Unproductive Day

YAY! I saved $10 this week. Mainly because it's exam week, but the weird thing is that I eat recess and also ate McDonald's practically everyday. That's so weird.

Anyways, the SS paper was OK. I was writing like crazy from start to finish and I still couldn't finish my second essay. When I grow up and join an opposition party, I will propose that we take all our exams with a voice-activated computer which will process every word that we speak and then, after the exam, we e-mail to Cambridge. VOTE FOR ME! Hehe!

Today I didn't do anything. No, really! I didn't! I slept when I got home and woke up and did you know there's Oprah on Channel 5? There was Elvis' wife and daughter. Then, the daughter, Lisa Marie Presley, looked like she was a teenager and I asked my mother how old she was, then she said that she's like, in her 30s! Then she reminded me that she was married to Michael Jackson like, about more than 10 years ago! Haha, so that means that Michael Jackson married a 5 year old! Hehe!

Anyway, my mother asked me the most annoying question ever! We were watching Amazing Race and then, my mother asked me, "Are they in Perth now?" and so, I asked her back, "I dunno. Are they?" and she said, "Yes!" Why the heck did she ask me in the first place?!

I need to resuscitate the Music Video of the Week!


Pussycat Dolls - Buttons

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I'm liking the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (Mama)
Who knows just how to get what I want and (Want and)
What I want to do is spring this on you (On you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (Told you)

You been saying all the right things all along
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see?
How these clothes are fitting on me
And the heat coming from this beat
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree
'Cause the love you said you had
Ain't been put on me
I wonder
If I'm just too much for you
Wonder
If my kiss don't make you just
Wonder
What I got next for you
What you want to do? (Do)

Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours
I can see, just like most guys that your game don't please
Baby, can't you see?
How these clothes are fitting on me
And the heat coming from this beat
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm a make you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Why don't you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe

I'm a make you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Why don't you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Thursday, May 04, 2006

My Physics Paper

DIE!!!!

I really couldn't do like, 20% of the questions and just hancai-bocai the paper. I won't be surprised if I fail!

I'm in love with Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls.

I'm scared of tomorrow morning. I'm really nervous... Help!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

My Black-Shoe Fetish

I currently have a fetish for black shoes with or no white marks on it. I'm going to buy tons of them when I go to Johor this Vesak Day! Yay! I need to start saving.

English was hard. Malay was hard. Hope I don't fail BOTH!!!

I currently have Marianne Chong on my lap. Some random thing which is very very risque. Hehe.

Well, the PAP van went around my neighbourhood and shouted 'UNDILAH KAMI!'. Uhh... I'm under 21. There's like pictures of candidates on every single streetlamp and tree! I can't wait till some people do graffiti on the faces and make fun of them. No offence. Please don't sue me.

Monday, May 01, 2006

My Super Ultra Hiatus

I'm BACK! Sorry, my computer exploded. Now there's no yellow tinge! It's all perfect!

Ok, tomorrow's the start of exam fever. Gotta go! Will be blogging soon!