My Mother's Glasses

Today my mother got her glasses. She hates it. She wants to get rid of me. Target = ME! She asked me to try her glasses on and it was so damn heavy, like as if they put mercury inside it or something. It looked like those glasses Danial and Razmirah wear. My mother said that it looked nice but when I looked in the mirror, I looked like an alien in Manhattan. Even though I said that I didn't like it, she insisted that she gave it to me. So she wants to buy another pair of glasses and give her current frame to me. Great!