Requiem For A Dream

I dreamt that a certain schoolmate of mine died. Whatever. I don't like her anyway.

Anyway, totally fucked up my speech. I exceeded by 2 long minutes! And I wasn't even done lah. Thank goodness I could do it again next week. But I have to wear formal again! Urgh!

My phone is seriously acting up on me. It knows that I'm gonna change phones on Thursday. Yay!!! Anyway, it couldn't even survive past noon lah. And I always charge it every single freaking day!

Watched latest episode of 30 Rock. Just give Tina Fey the Emmy. OH MY GOD I LOVED her storyline. It was about how Jack advised Liz to invest in real estate and so Liz meets like, this board of real estate people who are selling this penthouse and she's so-called "interviewed". And the funny thing is that it's like as if Liz and The Board are dating. So the next day Liz asks Jenna whether she should call The Board to ask if her application is approved. And Jenna tells her to wait. So that night Liz comes home and finds an ad for the apartment, so she kind of leaves many messages to The Board's answering machine. It's effing hillarious!!! It's like a montage of her getting drunk and telling The Board that she's doing fine. Then she sings You Oughta Know. And then at 12.01, she's lying on the bathroom floor saying, "I just ate a couple of pills and the ambulance is on its way!" Heeheehee.

And the funniest part was when like, a couple of days later she's walking down the street and she sees The Board (consisting of every single member) with the person who bought the apartment. Hahaha!!!

I'm starting to like Tracy Jordan. "Unlike alcohol, coffee is addictive."

New phone on Thursday! YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Rant

I hate the new buses! It's those new buses that look really cool from the outside, but when you get inside, it's disgusting. So much worse than those 53/airport buses, and you actually have to climb up a few steps to get to the back. Who the fuck made this bus? Like, seriously, did they give free pizza or something when they were testing the focus group? And really, no offense, but these buses are supposed to be "wheelchair-friendly", but come on. Have you ever seen a wheelchair-bound person taking the bus? I only saw once. Once. And that was like, years ago.

And I also hate this current season of Project Runway. I currently do not have a favourite. Which is sad. I mean, practically all of them are pretty annoying, especially Suede, who refers to himself in third-person. Then there's this oversized Oompa Loompa who is so fucking annoying with his "Licious" quotes. Urgh! Just burn yourself under the sun, please! And then there's fucking Stella. She's like what Lauren would be like in 20 years. Except that even though Lauren was all step rock and roll, she actually had talent. Stella, on the other hand, is a stupid whiny bitch. On the first episode, she said that she wanted to step out of her comfort zone because she was all rock and roll and all leather and stuff. And this week, she was like, "I wanna be myself! I don't wanna do stuff I'm not comfortable with!" Urgh! I'm sorry, but this season is really really weak. Usually during the first few weeks, you kind of know who's going far, but somehow I don't see anybody going far. And the winner of the whole challenge made a hideous outfit! WTH!!

Also I hate the I Kissed A Girl remix. It features black rappers so it's so degrading and stupid.

And. Guess. What?

This. This fucking piece of crap! Like, Miley Cyrus totally like, murdered the song. And the Youtube comments consist of 14-year-olds saying that they prefer this version of the original. Like, WTF are you deaf or something? This girl seems to be like, screaming. Is it me, or does she always sound like she has chewing gum in her mouth? It's so annoying! And the thing that bugs me is that a 15-year-old is singing about this. Umm... No wonder the media thinks you're a slut, you idiot!

And really, stop acting like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction! I'm not in any of your tutorial classes, you asswipe! Last year I thought you were a douchebag, this year I thought you were OK, but now you're creeping me out. Seriously.

On the other hand, I only have 3 subjects for the exams!!! Yay!!!!

Disturbia

I LOVE this music video!!

So so so much better than Take A Bow. Take A Bow was just cheesy and tacky and so Ne-Yo-ish.

Anyway, I missed my first lesson this year!!! Darn it! Ok actually I did not intend to skip, because it was a tutorial quiz. And I thought that it started at 10, so I was like, confident bangun siang then get ready at my own pace. And then I get a call at 9.05 wondering where I am, and I'm like, "It's at 10, doofus." And then I realized that I was oh so wrong. And the funny thing was that at 8.30 somebody asked me the location and I actually checked the timetable. The timeslot is there.

So in the end I had two choices.
1) Rush off and take a cab (because the quiz actually starts later than 9). Cost: About $9
2) Get MC at polyclinic, more time for preparation of quiz. Cost: $6.40

Man, the doctor was a huge bitch. She didn't even show any sympathy whatsoever. I mean, maybe she knew, but you know, at least pretend you care. Why do they give doctorates to people who don't give a crap? What happened to the Hippocratic Oath? If I were given a doctorate, I would totally tag along with Angelina Jolie or something and we will save the world.

And then I had to go to school. I know, right? Because I had to hand in my lab report.

Ok I'm off to do my projects. Urgh! It's a good thing I have no school tomorrow! Yay!

Why So Serious?

Just had to play that song, huh?

Anyway, watched The Dark Knight. It's actually really good, especially Heath Ledger. Did you know that he actually stayed in a hotel room in isolation for a month to prepare for the role?

And I kind of hate the fact that like, when Batman is fighting with his bare hands against like, 6 people (with guns), the people didn't try to shoot him, but they actually attempt to fight him physically. Ummm... Guns kill people, kay?

I've realized that Ugly Betty isn't nominated for Best Comedy! Nooooo!!!! And Heroes isn't nominated for Best Drama. Yay! It was a crappy season.

It's so sadly ironic.

Emmy Nominations!!

CLICK HERE!!!

BEST COMEDY
Please let 30 Rock win again!!! Or maybe The Office. I don't mind either but somehow I kind of prefer 30 Rock.

BEST DRAMA
Only watch Lost. And it's actually getting better, with all the flashforwards and all!

BEST REALITY COMPETITION SHOW
WTH no ANTM??? I mean, come on! When there is Anya, it should've at least been nominated. Amazing Race will win again...

BEST LEADING ACTOR - COMEDY
Sorry Steve Carell, but after Alec Baldwin's therapy session with Tracy, he should win.

BEST LEADING ACTOR - DRAMA
Gil Grissom nominated? Huh. But I must admit I've not been following CSI nowadays.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR - COMEDY
Rainn Wilson please! I'm kind of surprised that Tracy Morgan wasn't nominated...

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR - DRAMA
Only know Michael Emerson from Lost. Meh.

BEST LEADING ACTRESS - COMEDY
TINA FEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST LEADING ACTRESS - DRAMA
Another CSI nomination? Huh. Weird. Anyway, Sally Field isn't even nominated? Wow.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS - COMEDY
WTF!!!! Jane Krakowski not even nominated??? My muffin top!!! And Hilda isn't nominated too, with the season premiere? And JENNA FISCHER???? WTF!!! I hope Vanessa Williams wins.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS - DRAMA
Meh don't care who wins.

Isn't It Ironic

Please let me skip the whole of Saturday morning! It's a torment!

Anyway, did you know that the season premiere of Project Runway has been shown in the US? Watched it on Youtube, and for some reason, I kind of hate most of them. They're either too desperate or too untalented. OH MY GOD I totally hate the over-tanned guy who keeps on saying "Girlicious" as his catchphrase. Firstly, that's like, so step Christian. Secondly, Girlicious? Sorry, but it's already been taken.... And also, his design was fugly as hell. But the worst was the Asian guy. His design consisted of like those plastic yellow raincoats you had when you were little, except that it's white in colour. And she wore yellow rubber gloves!!! She really did look like the fisherman person from I Know What You Did Last Summer.

Urgh!!! Stupid hypersensitivity!

Before The Devil Knows You're Dead

As Nicole Kidman in The Hours would say, I'M DYING IN THIS TOWN!!!!!

When will this week end? So many assignments, deadlines, project meetings. I wish I was back in like, primary school. Years 3-6 were so fun and carefree. Children are so innocent. Adults are just a big mess of problems that just keep on piling.

Anyway, today is also paiseh day for me. I went to the toilet during tutorial and when I was walking back to the class at the corridor, I didn't see anybody in front, so I actually skipped. And then when I opened the door to my class, I looked behind and there was this guy behind me and he saw every bit of it!!!!

People are so weird. And semi-disgusting.

America's Next Top Best Friend

This is seriously the best thing I've come across in a long time!!! Heeeheeeheee!

Anyway, I bought a new mug!!! Bring out the confetti!

And I make a great procrastinator. Congratulations, Hakim. You deserve a kick in the shin.

Dancer In The Dark

I AM SO HAPPPPIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Eeeeek!!!

I. Can't. Wait.

I now hate Saturday mornings.

Foreign talent.
Breast cancer.
Splicing.
Dengue.

I'd bet that all they had to do to get an education a thousand years ago is state that the Earth is flat.

Stupid global warming.

I wanna go see Alicia Keys and Pussycat Dolls!!!!!!! OneRepublic, yuck! Simple Plan, yuck! Panic At The Disco, yuck! Why the hell did I have to buy my jeans two months beforehand?????

I Liked It

Still madly in love with I Kissed A Girl.

6 hour break just now. Not once did I bother to study. Seriously somebody should slap me.

Watched Atonement. Loved the movie. Why did it not win Best Picture? And why was Juno's director nominated for Best Director but not Atonement? And why is Keira Knightley so skinny, and kind of a bad actress. And the whole thing I loved was the score. Especially the ticking sound, where it starts with one tick, then two, then three. Ok whatever lah.

And then watched Children Of Men. It's a movie set in 2027 (when I'm 37) and the world is in turmoil. And all women are infertile. I mean, like this could happen!!! Totally loved the cinematography! It's like, you know those Virtual Fighter arcade games where the camera turns and people are approaching you in every direction and the camera is continuous while they're actually driving away from the motorcycles and people running towards you? Yeah. Especially the scene where Julianne Moore got shot. Ok back to the movie, there's this pregnant woman who needed to be escorted out of Britain to a sanctuary so that she can give birth, but then stuff happens. Makes you think about contraceptives and stuff. And how currently people are actually trying avoid making babies but then in the future, we can't have babies anymore, so we were kind of taking things for granted. Ok RANDOM!!!

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THE UNIMAGINABLE HAS HAPPENED!!!!!!
Rumour has it that there could be a writer's strike later this year!!!! WTF is this gonna be some annual thing???? NOOOOO!!!!

And also Lindsay Lohan isn't gonna release a video for Bossy. How stupid is she? And so is Coldplay for not releasing a video for Viva La Vida. And so is Rihanna for Disturbia.

Ok I need to get off.

Adaptation.

I ate 2 Mushroom Swisses today. I am totally gonna get a heart attack before I hit 30.

Tomorrow is gonna be a sucky day.

Urgh! I totally hate it when buses are approaching a junction and the light's green. But the driver would anticipate a red light so he slows down when approaching the junction. Umm... the amber exists for a freaking reason!

I forgot!!!! My memory sucks, especially my short-term memory.

I can't believe you're pretending like as if nothing happened.

I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time

Mimi's new video! I have to admit it's a good video. Better than Bye Bye and Touch My Body. I'm just waiting for her to release I Stay In Love or Migrate...

Anyways, I seem to be exuding some teacher's pet aura or something.

PS: Wanted totally rocks!! I was always wondering whether Angelina Jolie is attractive or not. And she is! Totally loved how she moved when she was on the train and the train went into the tunnel.

Ok I seriously need to study now.

Pandora's Box

Oh my God I saw this woman in the bus who looked like she smeared a tubful of makeup on her face. I mean, she's not ugly, but she had such heavy electric blue eyeshadow and like, the intense red lipstick and she looked like she didn't wear any foundation. I mean, if you have a fetish for clown transvestites, you'd probably be turned on.

Anyway, watched this movie yesterday called Maria Full Of Grace. Go watch it!! It's about this teenager, Maria, from Colombia who is desperate for money because she's pregnant and her sister is a lazy pig so Maria has to pay for her sister's son's medication and stuff. So in the end somebody offers her to be a drug mule to travel to New York for big money so she agrees. OMG it's so sad that this thing happens to teenage girls, because they actually have to swallow 60 or more of those balloons filled with drugs. And they're huge! Like silkworm cocoons. And the scary thing is that if one of the balloons break in the stomach, you're dead.

So Maria takes the offer and doesn't tell her family. In the plane she felt sick so she goes to the toilet and poops out 2 of the balloons. She was told that she has to transport all the balloons or her family gets it, so she cleans the balloons with toothpaste and actually re-swallows it! Anyway, at the customs in New York, she got held up and was interrogated. So in the end, the customs wanted to do an X-ray on her to make sure that she's not a mule. But then they found out that she's pregnant, so they let her off.

Ok why am I ranting? But anyway, in summary, the movie was so sad! But on the contrary, the actress plying Maria is sooooo pretty!!!!! Like, even prettier than Salma Hayek. Her name is Catalina Sandino Moreno and the funny thing is that I actually Image Googled her and she looks way better in the movie without make-up than on the red carpets with make-up.

Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I'm not sure I could
They say time heals everything
Well I'm still waiting

It will never be the same again. Urgh!

Ok I'm going to migrate to the bed!

Zoophilia

Yesterday's episode of 30 Rock confirmed that I absolutely LOVE 30 Rock!!!! OH MY GOD yesterday's episode was so fucking hilarious!!!!

Firstly, Liz's storyline was soooo funny!!! Heeheeeheee! Like, she thought that her Arab neighbours were terrorists because they had maps in their apartment, and she saw them doing obstacle courses and stuff. So she called the cops in and they were arrested. So then Liz finds a tape that reads 'You work in the media, give this to the right hands.' And so she thinks that it's a terrorist tape but then when she plays it it's actually an audition tape for The Amazing Race! HAHAHAHA!!!! Like, they were doing the obstacle course to prepare for the detours and roadblocks. HAHAHA!!!! And one of the guy's name is Hakim!

What I love about 30 Rock is the funny little things you could find. They showed the news channel and in the marquee headlines thingy, you could see "Anne Heche leaves husband for pony". HAHAHAHHAHAHA OH MY GOD!!!! I was laughing for 5 minutes straight!!!!

Oh 30 Rock, will you take this ring. And sell it at a Jewish pawn shop and get us a Nintendo Wii?
Yes! Yes, a thousand times yes!!

Anyway, watched the Seinfeld episode online. Heeheehee!!

"If I close my one good eye, you look just like Courtney Cox."

"I've planned my life, but it's a bit jumbled up. I'm going to buy a wedding dress, then I'm going to have a baby, and then I'm going to die, and then I'm going to meet a super cute guy in heaven."

Heeeheeeheee. Ok I sound like a broken record player.

I'm so sick of chicken already. Urgh!