Prison Break

Haven't been blogging much, mainly because I have been working my ass off at work and this has resulted me into getting the Triple Threat (flu, cough and migraine). Wanted to go to the polyclinic this morning but right before I was about to leave, there was this boy who rang the doorbell and he tried opening the door but it was locked. I was like, WTF!!! Just leave! I didn't answer then after 5 minutes of pressing the doorbell like crazy (which worsened my headache), he went down and I heard something, like as if some furniture was being pushed. I went to the balcony and there was this maid who saw me (I live on the 2nd floor) and she said, "EH GOT SOMEBODY!!!!" and I immediately like, took cover and stayed in my room for an hour. Seriously, that was really stupid. Then after I didn't hear the noise anymore, I quickly left the house. I was being kept a prisoner in my room!!!

Anyway, today was payday. Apparently, my pay for this fortnight is extremely pathetic. And to my horror, the polyclinic was closed!!! They re-open in the afternoon. So I had to drag myself home and two hours later, drag myself back to the poly. The doctor there was so uncharismatic and didn't really care about my feelings. I asked him if I could get an MC for tomorrow "just in case" but he said, "Why?" Then I told him about how I'm working for KFC Delivery and that I cough like mad and would have to put the customer on hold and stuff. Usually, if the doctor would have some glint of human heart, he would say, "Ok, sure. Get well soon!" But he just kept quiet and looked angry. I think he might be an android.

Still madly in love with the Dixie Chicks.
I'm not ready to make nice
I'm not ready to back down
I'm still mad as hell
And I don't have time to go round and round and round
It's too late to make it right
Probably wouldn't if I could
Cause I'm mad as hell
Can't bring myself to do what it is you think I should

Not Ready To Make Nice

Ahh!!! Just watched the Grammys (taped) and I am somehow in love with The Dixie Chicks. Apparently, everybody hated them because the lead singer dissed George Bush for going to war 4 years ago and everybody hated them for wanting peace and being anti-war. Seriously, they were then rewarded with 5 Grammys for being controversial and also a song which I didn't know until yesterday (Not Ready To Make Nice) and it's so bloody nice. And Carrie Underwood remembered to say thank you to American Idol, unlike Kelly Clarkson.

Anyway, I got myself an iPod!!!! Yay! Finally I don't have to compress all my songs and have high-quality songs instead! Yippeee!! Oh and I can put videos in it! Woot!

I'm gonna go crazy by the end of the week because of work! I'm going to work overtime + on public holidays.

Thinking About Anna

My stomach is still topsy-turvy from yesterday. Urgh!!

Anyway, couldn't sleep last night because Anna Nicole Smith's death was haunting me. I dunno, now I have a morbid fear of waking up to find headlines which read "MARIAH CAREY DEAD" on the Yahoo website.

Anna Nicole Smith Died Before I Could Tell Her My Results

Kidding!! Just needed a title to suit both topics happening today.

So anyway, today I woke up half-conscious and clicked on Internet Explorer and immediately, (my homepage is Yahoo!) I see "ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD!!!!!!". Ok I was exaggerating with the exclaimation marks. Anyway, it's kind of weird because I know that her 20-year old son died late last year just when she gave birth to a baby boy and now she's dead. The irony of it all is that I didn't really know what movies/tv shows she acted in. I only know she's some Playboy woman or whatever. I immediately told my mother and the first thing she asked was, "Did she die of drug overdose?" Oh man I feel sorry for that baby of hers.

So anyway, let's put death aside and focus on my crazy anxiety attack. So now that I've got my pay, I decided to cab to Parkway for lunch and meet up with some Temasekians. So I was wearing my uniform. Before I told the taxi auntie (yup, a woman taxi driver) my destination, she asked me, "How come you're not in school?" After explaining that I was just taking my O Level results she started moving. Seriously... So anyway, she kept on asking about my parents' occupations and asked me how much I get from my parents daily. Then, I told her that I myself supply myself with pocket money and that I am temporarily financially independant. And she was sooooo blooooooody slooooooow!!!! It took 20 minutes to get there. In the end she just charged me $10 even though it should be more, which was kind of nice for the auntie. OMG I almost had a nervous breakdown at Parkway and couldn't eat anything.

Got O Level results. Yay! It's really weird that after that, it's like, "What's next?" Oh and Charlene came and brought heart-shaped cards for everyone in the class and she started crying and Nani and Izzati started crying and it was like Oprah! I nearly cried.

OMG I GOT A1 FOR MY ENGLISH!!!!! THAT'S LIKE THE MOST UNLIKELY SUBJECT TO GET AN A1 IN!!!! I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT I MESSED UP IN MY ESSAY!!!!

Ok, I should stop writing like that. Anyway, celebrated at Pizza Hut. Came home. Really tired from all the screaming and shouting just now in the hall.

Broke No Mo'

YAY!!!! PAYDAY TODAY!!!! I'm going off to Loyang Point to check out my bank account!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOTTTTSSSS!!!! But first, I need to bathe!

Anyway, my dad brought back two Indos who are going for this course in S'pore. I thought they were those holy people but I was wrong. They were OK and they looked like they were in their early 20s.

I'm off to the yellow brick road leading to an ATM machine! WOOTS!!!

Urrrgggh!!! Now I have to learn the Pizza Hut menus!! Ahh!!! Great! I'll be answering calls all day long because usually Pizza Hut has more calls than KFC. They didn't even give me (and Andy, and Sarah and Nuriman) a choice.

Maybe I should work for Mac instead. I mean, it's 24 hours so I can work during the graveyard shift. Thank goodness I'm not working on Friday lah.

So anyway, today my father's coming home with two electricians and they're sleeping over at my brothers' rooms! I hope they're not the over holy people who flinch at the sight of shorts. How I wish I was working today.

OH AND I'M GETTING MY PAYCHECK TOMORROW!!!!! YAYY!!!!!

Either it's $548 if I don't have to contribute to CPF or $438.40 if I have to contribute to CPF. Those miserable calls from idiotic people seriously paid off!

Anyway, I'm having a permanent sore throat from work. Now I sound really weird.

Mariah Carey's new album is going to be called....



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ILLUSIONS: THE BUTTERFLY WITHIN

I hope this means that she goes back to singing those pop songs.

Kiss Tyra's Fat Ass

Oh dear, I have not blogged for one whole week! OMG!

Ok, so doomsday (i.e. O Level results) is on Friday.

Anyway, Tyra tries to make a "controversial" statement on her talk show, which is kind of pathetic. She tries to attract people to watch her show because of these lame stunts. Recently, she disses everybody who calls her fat and she cries because everybody is doing that to everybody and stuff and lastly, she says "KISS MY FAT ASS!" and the whole audience stands up and applauded. Hold your horses, audience, it's not like as if she gave you guys cars or anything. Sheesh. Anyway, watch the video!

Will update sooner or later. I need to get ready for work.