ANTM Cycle 9: Attack Of The Dopplegangers

The pictures of ANTM 9 were released! Hooray!!! And I have to say half of them are dead ringers to either past contestants or celebrities. It's a pity none of the celebrities are supermodels. Seriously. So, I'm gonna rank them from least favourite to most favourite.

AMBREALLeast favourite! She looks like Brandy the clown from Cycle 4. And she's just as scary looking in the group shot.

HEATHER

Meh! And in her group shot she kind of looks pale. And she looks old in this shot.

EBONY

Looks like a darker Anchal. Except that Anchal is prettier and she doesn't look like a bitch.

KIMBERLY

Looks like Phoebe from Friends, only horsier. And she looks short.

MILA

OMG she totally looks like Nicolette Sheridan/Edie!!! So that means that she looks old heavily botoxed and she's bloody short! In the group shot, she looks like that woman from CSI: Miami.

JANET

The lovechild of Cycle 4 Naima and Ashley Judd. She actually looks 10000 times better than Naima, who looks like a total trainwreck and I totally hated her mohawk! I thought she looked good until I saw her groupshot and she looks like a man.

SARAH

She's supposed to be the fat one I think. She looks kind of meh here but looked better in the group shot and she doesn't look like this.

BIANCAOMG she totally looks like Brandy of Brandy & Monica here! But hate how the colour of her hair is totally weird!

VICTORIA

She looks like Vanessa Carlton! But her torso shape is so oddly-shaped in that angle!

LISA

Her clothes reek "waitress-chic"! She kind of looks like Jade C6 in the group shot. But she looks kind of pretty.

JENAHIn the group shot, she looks like that woman in the OC. I don't watch the OC, but doesn't she look like that woman in OC? But in this shot she totally looks like Eva Green. But she looks scared.

SALEISHAShe looks like a slimmer and nicer C4's Keenyah. And she has Rihanna's forehead! I hope she isn't a bitch.

CHANTAL

OMG this is by far the best-looking girl out of the bunch! She kind of looks like Denise Richards and she actually has personal style! She'd better win this competition! She'd better not be a bitch/not have a personality/suck in photos/be a bad walker! Ok actually she looks like a supermodel, as compared to the other 12.

Whatever U Like - Nicole Scherzinger feat. T.I.

This song is stuck in my head! And it's kind of nice. PIPC was OK for me. Yay! Great, 4 more stupid subjects next week.

BTW I just found out that John Travolta is in Hairspray as a woman! Hahaha!!! At first when I saw those commercials I thought he would be acting as like, I dunno Zac Efron's cool dad with slicked hair or something. Wow, from acting in Grease to a woman in Hairspray.

Oh BTW I am totally fallen in love with this singer called India.Arie! There's a dot in between her name. The dot represents "I'm-a-great-singer-but-apparently-shitty-singers-like-Sean-Kingston-is-more-
popular-than-me". And seriously! Listen to her song "I Am Not My Hair"! I have to admit that it's such a refreshing song! And the lyrics totally mean a lot. Unlike "You got me suicidal!" Urgh! And I was watching TRL and a fortnight ago, Sean Kingston was on TRL and it was noted that he doesn't use profanities in his lyrics. Then he replied that he wanted to be a inspiration to youngsters. Umm... firstly, you're 17! Secondly, oh ok so you inspire other youngsters to slash their wrists whenever their girlfriends dump them. You are such an inspiration! Don't listen to Beautiful Girls! It's yucky!

PS: OMG I wanted to see how Britney Spears blogs and went to her official site and it is the most funniest thing ever!!! Haha, so she wants her die-hard fans (which you can count with your 10 fingers) to vote for the title to her next album. So, it's kind of cool, right? Right? Ok so here are the options:

I'm not kidding with this! Google her and you will see that Britney really is crazy.
1. OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

HAHAHA!!! Her next album will be a crappy album!

I'm [Not] Ready

Holy crap! I spent the whole day doing past-year papers for PIPC and wow! I did so well for my PIPC test and focused on other subjects. So yesterday I revised and today I was doing the exam papers and I am totally going to die in the exam room!

No time to do anything except go crazy and STUDY!!!!!

FYI yesterday watched that stupid Live The Dream. I have to make a mental note to not watch it in future. It sucks because there's these women who try to sing Christina Aguilera and Whitney Houston songs and they totally can't hit the high notes. And the judges are like, "BRAVO!!" Yay! Singapore's got talent! Urgh!!

I'm going crazy! I'm actually going to Wikipedia and like doing more research on PIPC and reassure myself. See, that's commitment. Ok bye!

Clumsy

Why do I keep on falling down?!!!! I fell down yet again today when going up the stairs. I think my feet are possessed or something. Actually, I didn't fall down like how pregnant women fall down and end up having a miscarriage, I just lost my balance and would break my fall with my hands. Thank goodness I'm not armless, I would be dead.

So anyway, exams are in two days. And I have to admit, I am actually studying more than what I studied during O Levels. Ya, go figure.

Boo! No more Desperate Housewives! Apparently Season 4 is coming in September in the US. Lucky Americans. Speaking of which, I found out that Nicolette Sheriden is British! She was on Ellen and she actually seems nice! And she actually looks much prettier on Ellen than on Desperate Housewives, where she looks like a vein-y old slut.

The only show I'm watching is Brothers & Sisters, so I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for entertainment. Actually, it's kind of boring in a political kind of way. Like, one of the daughters is a Republican and the mother is a Democrat and blah blah blah the brother's sterile so he cannot make babies, so he tells his wife and they end up having sex in a coat room during a formal party blah blah blah.

Exams on Friday! I'm totally ready! Ok I'm actually not.

R.I.P. Edie Britt

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!

But before I begin with the finale of Desperate Housewives, 10 minutes before the show started and I was anticipating a mind-blowing finale ever!!!!, SOME SICK FUCK UPSTAIRS THREW UP FROM THE WINDOW OF THE ROOM THAT'S UPSTAIRS FROM MY BEDROOM!!!!!!! I don't care if you're bulimic or drunk or ate too much, use the bloody toilet!!!!! It's bad if it was raining vomit and smells worse than 17-year-old spoiled pumpkin, some of the fucking puke actually landed on the platform outside my window!!!!!! I shouted "OI!!!" and now I kind of wish that I hurled some vulgarities at that person. Seriously, the puke smelled like puke, as in kind of how ammonia goes right up your nose! And it smells like half-digested coffee beans. Yucks is all I've got to say!!! So I kind of spent the first 5 minutes washing away the vomit from the platform! Yucks!

So anyway, ON TO DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES!!!! YAY!!!!
Ok so the finale was actually kind of boring to tell you the truth. The Gabrielle storyline was boring except for the fact that FINALLY!!!!, Gaby realised that Victor doesn't love her. I mean, come on, when your fiance subconsciously calls you a "stupid woman" you just cancel the whole bloody wedding! Poor Gabrielle! Get back with Carlos!!!

And Bree's storyline was totally expected! I mean, so we're supposed to believe that Bree isn't pregnant when Orson removed her belly-strap thingy? I mean, come on!!!!

Susan's storyline was kind of lame. I'm sorry, but even if it's supposed to be some sort of small private wedding, at least invite the other housewives!! Maybe that would make Edie busy or something!

I must say that Lynette's storyline has been the best throughout the season, from Nora, to Nora's death, to Rick, to cancer! And that Kayla is one huge bitch in the making! OMG you just wanna slap that girl!

The only shocker for the finale was Edie's suicide! And I have to say, I was totally shocked!!! And I am proud of the fact that I didn't look at the spoilers! Yay!!! Being shocked is fun!!! Ok so anyway, yeah Edie was a slutty slutty whore throughout the series, but I totally felt bad for her when Carlos confronted Edie during the wedding! Who can blame her for wanting Carlos! And seriously, how can you write a suicide note to Carlos and not write anything for Travers? Well, get well soon! Here's hoping that the scarf rips off or the ceiling can't hold your weight and collapses or Carlos suddenly runs in in time to save you! Get well soon, Edie!

3 Months

I've just finished doing notes on all the topics of Biochem! YAY!! Hooray for me!!

This morning I bought the Sunday New Paper. And on the cover page, there was this woman in a bikini top or something like that. And then I saw this old chee ko who picked up the newspaper and bought it (he was in front of me in the queue) and he folded the newspaper in half and only her torso was showing and there wasn't much text and he was staring intently at it! What a sick pervert!! And he's like, in his 50s! What a bloody perv!

Anyway, I was watching The Hills yesterday on MTV and was wondering what all the fuss is about. I was watching TRL and they had the cast of The Hills guest starring and everybody was cheering and stuff. So I watched it and it's the most boring thing ever! It's supposed to be some reality show, but it actually looks too good to be reality show. I mean, come on! The dialog seems so scripted! I'm not bothered to explain further the stupidity of the show!

Desperate Housewives finale tomorrow!!!!! I'm actually quite sad about it because after Desperate Housewives, there's not gonna be anything on television I can watch. No ANTM, no Ugly Betty, no DH, no Project Runway! When the hell is Project Runway going to continue?! Oh BTW, The Office IS COMING BACK!!!! Yay!!! They had those previews on Star World and it's coming back in September!

I might be taking French lessons next semester. It's part of some Inter-Disciplinary thingy-majigy thing that we are supposed to take. It's compulsory. The only language based subjects were Japanese and French. I actually wanted to learn Spanish because it's kind of easier than French. And Japanese seems so bloody hard!

BTW there's somebody funny on YouTube!! His name is Rocci and he's a vlogger. Hey, I wanna be one! But then it seems so leceh with the uploading and stuff. Oh and his entries are kind of like stand-up comedy. And it's bloody funny/amusing. Here, watch this, it's his latest post and if you think he's funny, watch his other videos! Oh and he actually responds to all those text comments, which is kind of cool and a bit pathetic.

Don't Stop The Music - Rihanna

Yay! Love this song! It's better than Shut Up And Drive. But still prefer Good Girl Gone Bad. I heard that she's gonna release ANOTHER album next year! Like, WTH? She has released an album every year since 2005!

One Week

My semestral exams are in one week! And somehow I'm as prepared as ever! Bring it! Ok whatever. Anyway, got back my PIPC test and a lot of people failed, while I got 41.5/50!!!!! Yes!!! But I was humble and reminded everybody that I got the lowest for Biochem. But in actual fact I'm like, "Kiss my fat ass, BITCHES!!!" because I'm kind of piffed with some of my classmates. They're such immature brats!

Speaking of which, I am not a fucking bitch just because I won't lend you my iPod when you keep on hogging it every single fucking day you see me. You have your own media player. Listen to your own bloody songs! All you listen to is Where'd You Go and Call Me When You're Sober!

I am not a selfish bitch just because I won't lend you my pencil, when you have borrowed my pencil for the past three weeks because your pencil is spoilt. If you have financial problems, save some money instead of spending it all on excessive food and just buy a simple lead pencil or something! Or steal one from Ikea, you fucking moron!

Anyway, I came home to find that my father has put the TV on the wall. And all of a sudden the living room looks 10000 times more futuristic and better-looking. And I was feeling all happy admiring the wall-TV and I went inside my room and in horror, found out that my father drilled a little too much and THERE IS A HOLE IN THE WALL!!!! It's actually drill-shaped and some of the surrounding wall is missing, leaving like, two inches radius of cement! My dad says that we can cement the wall. Ya, in five years.

I'm totally in love with Stripped! It's totally cool how most of the songs are interconnected, as in the ending of the song corresponds to the beginning of the next song! It's kind of like a story.

When Birds Attack

Today I was totally harassed by two birds yesterday. So I bought Old Chang Kee at Century Square and went to the bus stop and I was waiting for the bus when I suddenly saw two birds approaching me. I hadn't eaten the Old Chang Kee yet and was holding it and the birds were like, two feet away from me! I tried to move my feet around and they didn't budge!!! I was kind of amused at first because they were totally eyeing on my food and so I tried moving back and they followed me!! Then I kind of spontaneously shouted "OH MY GOD!!!" and there was another person at the bus stop and she turned to look at me in a "not-another-hobo" kind of way. Then, when I was the only one in the bus stop I tried walking around the bus stop and they didn't stop following me!!! That's when I kind of got scared because c'mon, who wouldn't be! Then I totally did something stupid and kind of told them off. Ya, I'm like those crazy cat ladies. Then one of the birds regurgitated something out of its mouth. Ya, ok whatever.

Anyway, I'm bloody loud and sometimes I don't realise it! I think I'm partially deaf or something!

So we're doing the reproductive system for Human Anatomy and during the tutorial today, this girl sitting beside me said, "Ew! This is so gross lah! It's so disgusting!" and I just wanted to slap her because she said it in a way that primary school students say when learning about puberty. I mean, come on!!

I had an epiphany this afternoon. I look like I'm growing a mullet!!!!

Yay!! I borrowed "Falling Into You" by Celine Dion at the library! Madly in love with All By Myself! And I also borrowed "Stripped" and "Back To Basics" by Christina Aguilera, and "Jagged Little Pill" by Alanis Morissette! Yay!

Why do I keep doing stupid things?!!!

Study-mania!!!

I have been studying Biochem for the past few days and FINALLY!!! I'm getting the hang of it. The problem was that I just read through the notes and didn't write down the notes in point form. Yay! I can make it through the rain!!!! Ok whatever.

So anyway, I think I'm becoming fatter!!!! Ok, I'm just over-reacting. Sometimes I think that I'm supposed to have some sort of eating disorder or something because I would think that I'm obesely overweight when in actual fact I am not. But still, yesterday I decided to go to Loyang Point because I had a huge craving for chocolate waffles. So I kind of bought two and ate both of them in 15 minutes. Yes. I'm a pig. And they say that my metabolism's gonna slow down like crazy sooner or later and I'm gonna gain weight like crazy. NOOO!!!! Ok, whatever.

OMG and I dunno, but the guy in my class who degrades women is so creepy! One time during a tutorial, I caught him staring at me! Then he said that he liked my hair (which now looks like a mullet, seriously!) and then he wanted to go home with me and he wanted to listen to Mariah Carey with me on my iPod. And he keeps on asking me to sit with him. Umm... Ewww!!!!!

Desperate Housewives!!!! OMG yesterday's episode was amazing!!!! Especially the Lynette storyline. OMG Felicity Huffman better win an Emmy! Seriously, the bed scene was so cool!!!! As in the acting. Lynette is currently my favourite housewife now. And Bree's coming next week!!!! And it's really weird that they showed her pregnant. Yay!!!

Exams start on 24th August. And somehow whenever I think of my exams, I think of Amy Winehouse! Why?!

Oh and did I mention that MARIAH CAREY IS GONNA RELEASE A DOUBLE-ALBUM ON THANKSGIVINGS!!!! It's rumoured to be called Illusions: The Butterfly Within. I must admit, the title is kind of corny/cheesy. I mean, Illusions would be great, but The Butterfly Within? So is Mariah Carey a caterpillar or something?! And DOUBLE-ALBUM!!!! They say that one side will be a Christmas album. Ok, that's kind of lame. I mean, she already did a Christmas album!! But still, I'm totally celebrating Thanksgivings this year!

The Way I Are - Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson

I LOVE this song!! Despite the fact that the song title is grammatically incorrect and the oddity of footballers in the video. It's 10000 times better than Give It To Me.

25%

I got 5/20 for my Biochemistry quiz. It's the quiz that I did the day after my brother and his hooligan friends came to my house and disrupted my precious studying time. And the fact that I got the lowest in class is so bloody demoralising! Seriously, Biochem is my Achilles' heel. It's like, Social Studies all over again, when everybody else got like L4/L5 for their essays while I got a measly L1/L2 and a lot of red ink marks saying, "YOU CAN DO BETTER!" Urghhh!!! Seriously, I cannot understand Biochem because you can't understand it if you wanna do well. You just have to memorise and mug and cram everything in your tiny brain and just regurgitate everything on the paper. I can't do that!!! I have to understand!! And that is why I do really well for my Organic Chem and everybody else sucks at it. Mwahaha!!! And it's my second favourite subject because I just love figuring out the reactions. Umm... Ok. So anyway, back to Biochem. It sucks!!!

Had to cut trim my hair today because it's getting too long for me, so I decided to go to this place at Loyang Point called Boyz To Men. Hahaha! So after cutting my hair, the guy suddenly whipped out some wax and just lathered it all over my hair and I looked like an extra in Dragon Ball Z. Yucks! And the guy was like, "Doesn't this look nice?" Yeah, if you're a mat.

Urgh!!! I'm kind of starting to hate some of my classmates. Some people are like, "Why do you this? Why do you that? Do you like doing this?" They ask me simple questions which are mind boggling. Like, seriously, shut up and let me do what I wanna fucking do! Oh and the Mr. Know-It-All is become a "malas-nak-layan" case. He tries to be cool by saying the F word and even said, "Fuck you!" to me! Like, WTF!!!! Well, he didn't mean it. Urgh!! I wanna punch him in the face.

OMG I was looking at lyrics and Shut Up And Drive is the most obscene song EVER!!! It has like, thousands of double-entendres like, "Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights, if you can baby boy then we can go all night" and "You look like you can handle what's under my hood" Umm... Ok...

Don't kill yourself!

I Sleptwalked

OMG so this morning, I woke up at around 5 am because it started raining heavily and I wanted to close the windows. Then I realised that I had my iPod with me and I was listening to it, because sometimes when I can't sleep, I'll just listen to random songs until I sleep. But then I realised that before I actually didn't listen to my iPod before I went to sleep. And I was like, "Hmmmm...." so this morning, I checked my iTunes where they show what time I played a song. So I found out that last time I played was 12.46, right before I went to sleep. Then after that, I found out that the next song I played was at 3.40 am and I was thinking, WTH? I don't remember going up and getting my iPod! And the weirder thing is that I was playing the songs from a playlist, but then it's all shuffled up, like as if I was skipping the songs!! OMG that's so freaky!

Oh today is National Day. It totally feels like a Saturday. Didn't sing the national anthem yesterday, didn't sing the National Day song. Ok, I wore red.

Listening to:
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
Love Story - Katharine McPhee
Good Girl Gone Bad - Rihanna
Sorry, Blame It On Me - Akon
Bartender - T-Pain feat. Akon
Give It To You - Eve feat. Sean Paul
Last Night - Diddy feat. Keyshia Cole

I'ma Klutz

You know, overall this week, I have fallen twice while going up the stairs, nearly fallen when I wanted to rise from the chair and move my feet out, nearly collided into a pillar, and even approached a total stranger thinking that you know that person until realising that they are a total stranger.

Ok, so I now have a tendency to go up the stairs by two steps a time, so I fell once when I was going upstairs to my apartment. No, I didn't like, get a concussion, I just lost my balance and fell. So it wasn't embarrassing because there was nobody around. So that was on Monday, the moment when I inhaled all the volatile substances in the stupid lab and became groggy as hell! So the next day, after I ate at the canteen, I was going up the stairs in front of the entrance when I fell, AGAIN!!! I was like, "Feet! Do your job properly!!" And it was so bloody memalukan diri. And I seriously thought I was going crazy.

Ok, so anyway, this morning I was happily walking to my tutorial class and I was checking my timetable and I didn't realise that I was about to walk into those circular pillars. Then during lunch, when I wanted to stand up and walk around, I dragged my chair backwards like normal sober people would, then I lifted my leg and it was caught in between my friend's bag handle thingy (my vocab has become limited) and when I wanted to lift it again, I lost my balance and nearly fell.

Then when I was at Popular, I saw this girl who was a dead ringer to Sarah, but I didn't want to approach her because she might think I'm some crazy hobo, but then she looked at me and I was pointing at her in a "Hey!" manner and she approached me and I was like, "What are you doing here?" and then upon close up, IT WASN'T HER!!!! And I said, "OMG I thought you were my friend!" OMG that was so memalukan diri!!!!

And all this happened after the Organic Chem lab. Seriously, don't do drugs!

Oh BTW, today when I wanted to go upstairs to my apartment, I saw a drunk couple. Both were fat and they were about to have sex, I think. I dunno, I could totally see the guy's boxers and the girl was slurring and grunting to him to go upstairs. She was dragging his shirt. Umm... ew.

Impractical Practicals

Today had two practicals. Human Anatomy and Organic Chem. Urgh!

HUMAN ANATOMY
Well, they didn't post the practical on the online portal so we didn't know what was happening. And guess what we have been learning in our lectures? Excretory System!! So you can imagine the collective groans when the teacher said that we would be able to play around with our urine. I was like, WTF?!! Because urine should only be seen in a toilet bowl. Yucks! And apparently, because of the measly amount of boys in my class, all the guys had to pee because... well, you know. Ok whatever. It was so embarrassing and humiliating because the girls were manhandling my urine and testing for glucose and proteins and whatnot. Urgh!!!

ORGANIC CHEM
Totally hated today's practical. Mainly because we were doing a whole lot of tests on different alcohols and amines and acids and it totally made me a bit woozy and loony. I broke two test tubes and a glass stirrer because it was like a crack house or something! I mean, 3 hours in there!! Urgh!!! Thank goodness we don't have any more Organic Chem or Human Anatomy practicals anymore! Woot!

UGLY BETTY SEASON FINALE ROCKS!!!!!!! I mean, WOW! Ok, I know this kind of sounds a bit cheesy but I was watching from my room and when I realised that when Alexis used her father's car with Daniel and the brakes were cut loose, I was standing and was saying "OH NO OH NO OH NO!!!" for some unexplainable reason. And OMG Amanda is Faye's daughter!!! And OMG Santos is dead!!! And OMG Charlie is pregnant and is having an affair with the dentist!!! OMG seriously, can't wait for season 2.

In other news, just finished watching Desperate Housewives. When I heard people say that Felicity Huffman is the best actress out of the four by lightyears, I was like, "Eh". But OMG after watching the bathroom scene where she switched on the tap to cry was so so sad and when she broke the dishes. It was so sad! Oh, Lynette!

Lil' L.O.V.E. - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony feat. Mariah Carey

I'm in L.O.V.E. with this song!!!!! Too bad everybody in my class thinks Mariah Carey sucks. What idiots. Anyway, Mariah Carey is gonna release a new album later this year!!!! Yay!!!!

Guess Who's Back?

My mother came home this afternoon after abandoning poor me with these jackals so when she called to tell me that she was in Singapore, I was practically dancing on the table.

So anyway, I need to quicken up because Ugly Betty's coming on in 13 minutes!!!! Season finale!!!!

I know I sound like a tattletale, but I told my mother everything, except for the part where my brother brought his girlfriend home because she was actually quite nice. She gave me one whole bag of Old Chang Kee food yesterday! Yay! I think I will make a great brother-in-law.

Anyway, somebody died yesterday next to my block. It looked like somebody jumped off the building but the weird thing is that I didn't hear a huge thud. And thank goodness I didn't see the fall because my cousin once saw a person climbing on a chair and jumping off a building and he still has nightmares about the person and still sleeps with the lights on. And he's 30. Oh and then the police came and I saw three middle-aged women standing around and discussing. And for a moment, I thought I already saw this on Desperate Housewives. OMG wouldn't it be cool if like, it looks like a suicide but in actual fact, it was murder because the victim was pregnant with her sister's boyfriend and the sister pushed the victim or something! COOL!!!

UGLEEE BETTTTYY!!! Finale!

Tears Dry On Their Own - Amy Winehouse

LOVE this song! It's like Ain't No Mountain Higher, but a "fuck you" with it. Yay!

Currently listening to:
The Way I Are - Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson
Lil' L.O.V.E. - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony feat. Mariah Carey

Breakdown

OMG I went bat shit crazy this morning. My brothers are such fucking morons I don't know what goes inside their minds. Seriously, so I woke up this morning, thinking that I could clean up my room a bit by throwing everything in front of the TV and organizing my stuff while watching TV, but I couldn't. Because my stupid elder brother came home and I heard some music playing from his room, so I was thinking that he brought a friend home. So I was walking down the living room and saw that there were 10 pairs of shoes in front of the shoe cupboard. I was like, WTF!! Apparently, they came at around 2 am last night or something. And I realised that there was a pair of women footwear. Then, they all came out one by one to shower and somehow they walk around in boxers. They're all half-naked and there was a girl in there. Ok, I can say that I can use this as blackmail against my brother. And they're all tattooed. And I mean, what?

Ya, so about one hour after I woke up, I was in my room to shower and my brother came in and said that he wanted to use my room to use the air-con. I was like, WTF!!!!! So, I was like Ok fine, because my mother wanted me to get along with my brothers. Tell me, how the fuck are you supposed to get along with these two baboons who treat this house like some cheap motel?! Then after they all went in, I knocked on the door and got my handphone and iPod. I didn't dare take my wallet because I was terrified that they might beat me up or something. And seriously, my brother is so stupid. His friends always want him to belanja them and he once spent $1000 in one day. Oh, why am I the youngest but the most sane?

Oh and the girl? Totally dresses like a whore.

I am so fucking pissed! No wonder parents go apeshit crazy at the slightest things.

Ok, on the bright side, I FINISHED READING HARRY POTTER!!!!! Yay!!!! I only started reading it last week because my other brother was reading it. OMG I was expecting more deaths, actually. But I totally love the last chapters! OMG!!!!

Temporary Orphan - Sucks!

Ok, so my mother is gone to Bintan to my dad's workplace today (Wednesday) till Sunday. So you'd think that I'd be happy? Ya, I was wrong. It's sooooo menyakitkan hatiku, literally! Ok, not really, but still. Ok, so I'm supposed to forage food on my own during the weekdays and my mum cooked spagetthi for the weekend so I decided to singgah Sing Song this afternoon after school and decided to give the Kraft's Mac & Cheese another try tonight because the last time I cooked it it was yucky. And I bought macaroni and not the macaroni inside the Mac & Cheese because I thought it was yucky. So as I was going to leave Loyang Point, this guy gave me a flyer and I was like, "What?" and took a glance and all of a sudden, he put this white cream on my hand and I was like, "What the?" and he talked to me about some cream or something. I didn't really understand him because he was speaking in Malay with a Sarawak accent. The only words I could decipher were "lengkuas". I had to wait for him to wash my hands because I couldn't walk around with white cream on my hand. It's supposed to revitalise your skin and sweep away your dead cells or something. After he scrubbed it off, he compared it to my other hand and seriously, I swear I didn't see a bloody difference and he was like, "See, one wash and you can see the results!" Yeah, right! And he totally put this cream container and put it in the plastic bag and said that the student price is $10 (usual price $15) and he wanted to give it to me. Wow! Ususally, I would buy it and regret it ten minutes later and not use it at all eventually, so I decided to say, "NO!" And the man laughed at me. Idiot.

Ok, so anyway, that night, I thought I was going to have a heart attack. Didn't eat Mac & Cheese because I found out that we were out of margarine. So had to kirim my brother Macs. He came back with his girlfriend. And OMG she's taller than him! HAHAHA!!! They're like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And there was this really really awkard moment because my brother went inside the room and left me with her in the dining room. And she actually calls the house a lot and I'm the one who picks up the phone and I have to wake up my brother and she calls in one too many times. And I began to grow annoyed by her over-protectiveness. Ok so anyway, she's actually quite nice because she saw that I only took one sachet of chilli and gave me two more. And she's actually quite pretty. And something fishy happened just now. I don't even want to know. Ok, actually, I do, but... Ok, whatever.

And my other brother invited everyone he knew to play soccer on the PS2. I'm starting to really want to break it into two! Urgh!! And they're all fucking slobs who don't know how to clean up and actually play on my controller with their oily hands! Urgh!!! And they're sleeping over or something!!! They're out eating and I am really tempted to latch the door so that they couldn't come it. And I have a bloody test tomorrow on Biochemistry, the most loathed subject ever!!! And I had to read my notes on the sofa in front of the bloody TV. Urgh!!!!!!!!!!!!

And both my brothers are slobs!!! If they lived all by themselves among pigs, pigs would kick them out of their houses because they're so dirty.

I wouldn't be surprised if I have high blood pressure by the time I reach 30. I need to learn yoga!!!!

I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

Let Me Rant

Urgh!! I have the most uncooperative group in CSAS! Ok, so we were distributed randomly into groups and I am stuck with 4 people that are really really annoying in different aspects. Let me start with the least annoying to most annoying! Yay!

I-Hate-People Girl
So this girl is not so annoying. It's just that she doesn't talk to anybody unless it's regarding school and studies. Like, SPEAK!

MC Boy
This guy only comes to school once every 2-3 weeks and I am not kidding. He doesn't even attend any lectures and 95% of the tutorials. He claims that he has dengue but come on! At least tell the care person or tell one of your classmates. And actually he looks perfectly healthy to me! One of my friends said that his whole family has some disease and they had to be quarantined or something. Urgh!

Step Einstein Boy
URGH!! This guy irritates the bejeezus out of me! He's like the know-it-all-who-doesn't-really-know-everything. He speaks in this really weird way and talks like he's some wise old guy. Puh-lease lah! And everyday he takes this finance newspaper and reads the stocks. Ok, weird. And whenever I say something silly he would interject and tell me his opinion. Seriously, I don't give a fuck.

The Most Hated Person In The Class Boy
This guy is the guy who thinks women are animals who men should just reproduce with. Urgh!! He says that he doesn't care about his studies anymore and actually is proud of the fact that he had really really low marks for one of his tests. Die, motherf***er!

Boo! I don't know how I'm supposed to work with them for an upcoming group assessment.

Potential Breakup Song - Aly & AJ

I know this sounds a bit weird, but I'm in love with this song by Aly & AJ! Ok gotta go!

Just Another Uninteresting Post

Guess which song is stuck in my head? Justify My Love by Madonna! Ya.

Boo!! Yesterday's Despo Housewives is the point where it gets really really boring and draggy. I bet nothing interesting is going to happen in the finale. And what the hell is wrong with the Mrs McCluskey storyline. It's really weird. I mean, I remember her telling Lynette about how her husband died after their anniversary or something. Isn't he supposed to have a funeral and buried if he's dead? Of course unless he's dead for like 15 years. Which is totally illogical because which freezer still runs for 15 years? I miss Bree.

There's this guy in my class. I hate him as much as emo kids hate life! Urggh!!! He's such a weirdo freak! Ok, so he likes to diss EVERYBODY in class and everybody totally hates him and he's so fucking sarcastic and a fucking jerk. He thinks that women are objects and that he can get any woman he wants but he is uglier than sin. But when he needs something, he'll be like, "Oh, Hakim, you're so great!" Fucker. And he always wants to listen to my bloody iPod and all he listens to is either Makes Me Wonder or Stars Are Blind. Asshole. And he totally follows me around after school because he lives in Punggol and he takes 3 home. But then I usually take a bus to the Afghanistan bus-stop (near Ngee Ann sec) and take 3 from there but he'll beg me to go to the interchange to take 3. Seriously, what a moronic idea because it takes a longer time.

Speaking of which, I totally hate the stupid Hey There Delilah song. It actually replaced Umbrella in the US charts! Boo! Seriously, emo kids listen to that song before they cut themselves. Ok, was that too offensive? Well, no offence.

OMG and I saw this video of Akon acting really really risque-ly with this 15-year old girl. Like, seriously, it's so so so SO SO SO EXTREMELY GRAPHIC!!! Ok, in a nutshell, they were like, having sex with their clothes on. It's supposed to be old news but OMG he does that and nobody throws his CDs in front of a moving bulldozer or write him a letter saying that he'd better shut up and sing or his life would be over.

Listening to: Here I Come - Fergie feat. will.i.am.

Wind Chimes Are Evil, Right?

OH MY GOD!!!

I just found out that Naima from ANTM admitted in an interview that she wasn't on ANTM to actually become a winner. Instead, she is a fame whore who just wants to boost her acting career. She went on the Tyra Banks Show and apologised to Tyra and Kahlen and the rest of the contestants. Oh yeah, and Tyra claimed that she can see right through fake. OMG and to think that Kahlen could've won!!!! Stupid fucking Naima.

So on a side note, my mother came home from visiting her sick uncle at the Changi hospital and went shopping at East Point and when she came back, she pulled this wind chime out of the bag and proudly showed it to me. And I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard that they attract devils and evil spirits. I dunno, I heard it from somebody. And she wanted to put it at the balcony. And I kind of went into a panic attack and was in "OMG" mode. I thought everybody knew. I think I might have overreacted. But still, it's as bad as my mother buying an Ouija board or something. Anyway, she didn't hang it eventually, and if she does, or if it hangs itself on its own, I'm going to burn it.

So anywhoo... if you're bored, go to Google Image Search and type in "Elephant Man". That will scare the shit out of you. And if you're still bored, CLICK HERE! Seriously, that is one freaky man. I mean, look at the bloody captions! There was this picture of him smiling and the caption read "Sorry, Tink was making me laugh during this shoot". Shudders.

BTW I got those two references above from America's Next Top Podcast! They are SOOOO bloody funny!!!!

Shut Up And Drive - Rihanna

Still prefer Umbrella (ella-ella-eh-eh-eh). I have the album but still prefer her other songs like Don't Stop The Music and Push Up On Me.

Vajengga!!

America's Next Top Podcast

I'm currently listening to this podcast called America's Next Top Podcast and it recaps and comments the seasons 7 and 8 of ANTM and OMG it's so friggin funny! People think I'm crazy.

Ok so anyway, yesterday I got a chance to experience extreme humiliation! Yay! Ok, so yesterday I had two tests for Maths and Biochemistry so I was studying those two the night before and didn't do my Organic Chem tutorial. So I just printed the tutorial yesterday morning and decided to just copy from the answers. Ok, so during Organic Chem tutorial (it was like a mass tutorial with four classes (i.e. the lecture theater was quite full) and the teacher called my name!!! I was caught off guard because usually she reads names that are easy to read and has never read a Malay or Indian name. She only reads Christian names. So she pronounced my name as "Akim". Like, what?! Ok, so I just got down with somebody else's paper and just copied blindly. But I was wrong so the teacher like, guided me step by step but I still didn't get it because I haven't gone through the lecture notes since the lecture. And then everybody was like, "No! No! It's like this! No No! You're wrong!" It's kind of like The Price Is Right. Ok, after the teacher gave me the bloody answer, she looked at me like I was pathetic or something, like, "Poor kid. He's so dumb." Urgh!! It's not that I'm dumb at Organic Chem, it's just that I haven't gone through the notes yet!

So anywhoo, umm... well nothing much to blog about apart from the fact that Channel V airs ANTM 8! Yay! But I know nobody subscribes to that channel so they actually sometimes air it on Hub TV but the screen is like, smaller to accomodate the stupid polls. And it's so funny because Channel V actually censors the word "bitch". OMG and sometimes they show re-runs of ANTM 7 and when they had the Catalan Secret commercial where they had to make out with the guy, Channel V actually put a square box around the part where they kissed. HAHAHA!!!

Epiphany

Hey! I've just realised that I'm weird looking. The more I see myself the more I think that I look like an alien, especially my ears. They're curvy. But hey! It worked for Tyra, right?

OMG speaking of aliens, I went Youtubing last week and searched for the "Tyra Goes Undercover As _________" episodes to further my proof that Tyra Banks is a really pathetic talk-show host. She's done stripper, Muslim, fat person, and man. I think that's all. So anyway, there was this really creepy family shown on the show and they're the most racist people EVER!!! They're proud to be Nazis. Man is this world fucked up!

OMG that family is wacky! And they are the most contradicting people ever. Ok, so they kind of hate every single race and religion other than theirs. So they kind of pretty much hate 99% of the world. And they're like, "We hate you guys! Go back to your homeland! Stay out of America!!! GO BACK TO AFRICA IF IT'S SO DAMN GREAT!" and wouldn't it be cool if Pocahantas came on the scene and was like, "BITCH, GO BACK TO EUROPE!" The kids are so going to get beaten up by black kids in high school. Man is this sad. And then in the interview the dad told Tyra to go back to Africa. And Tyra said, "Shut up!" and wouldn't it be cool if she said "KISS MY FAT ASS, BITCH!" And the dad said something like they're going to fight if they have to. Umm... riiight.

Live Earth

Hey Hey You You!!

Ok so I didn't really sit in front of the TV to watch Live Earth for 24 hours straight. I just taped most of it and watched it later and just skipped practically 70% of everything. Those black and white commercials were getting really pesky, oh except for the one with Naomi Campbell. I know one of them was like, her telling us that if we were to keep a plant or something, we would reduce CO2 emmisions by about 10%. Haha, I kept on thinking what went on through her head. I bet it was like, "Beat that, Tyra!! You give away all the Vaseline you want, you petroleum jelly wasting fattie. Go kiss my skinny green ass!"

And then there was this country singer who practically spent most of her time on stage telling everybody about how Al Gore rocks her socks and the fact that politicians are not caring about the environment and that they can go kiss her fat ass. I dunno, it sounded kind of very desperate. Like, "OH PUT ME IN THE HEADLINES FOR SAYING BAD THINGS!"

Rihanna performed in Tokyo!!!! Yay! Oh and was kind of disappointed that Madonna only sang 4 songs; Hey (Hey) You (You), Ray Of Light (boring), Hung Up (stupid Channel 5 didn't show for some reason) and some weird version of La Isla Bonita. She looked like some crazy drunk running on the spot and there was this even crazier and even more drunk violinist, so obviously it was great/funny. And it's so funny how Madonna is now like, the face of humanity despite being a lesbian-loving erotic woman.

Ok I have to go now, MUST DO MY BLOODY TUTORIALS!!! BOO!!!

Tambourine - Eve feat. Swizz Beatz

Ok, I've kind of realised that I haven't posted any videos or anything. So this is Tambourine by Eve. When I first heard it, I thought it was kind of dumb and sounded like some cheap version of Umbrella (because umbrella and tambourine sound so alike. Ok, not really, but you get my point) but it's actually kind of nice. I bet nobody I know listens to this! I KNOW!

Urrrggh!!

That is how I'm feeling. Urrgggh!!! Today was kind of like, those days where you're sick but not sick enough to go to the doctors. And it's like those things where you're perfectly healthy right before you leave your house and you end up sneezing the whole time outside. So I kind of left for home early and skipped some of my lectures to sleep. I mean, I dunno if I'm staying up for the LiveEarth thingy. They'd better have like, a surprise act by either Mariah Carey or Celine Dion.

Feeling really lethargic and sleeeeepy.

OMG and I nearly lost my EZ Link at the bus stop. Because I was like, oozing with snot and looked like a train wreck, I didn't realise that I dropped my EZ link card when the bus came and thank goodness I didn't board the bus because then I saw my card on the ground.

Currently listening to:

• Stranger - Hilary Duff
• You Know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse
• Buy U A Drink - T-Pain feat. Yung Joc
• This Is My Now - Jordin Sparks
• Rehab - Amy Winehouse
• Say Ok - Vanessa Hudgens
• Lost - Faith Hill
• All Good Things - Nelly Furtado
• Tambourine - Eve feat. Swizz Beatz
• Can't Leave 'Em Alone - Ciara feat. 50 Cent
• I Tried - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony feat. Akon
• Lil' L.O.V.E. - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony feat. Mariah Carey

I'm in love with the song Lost by Faith Hill. You should listen to it. I dunno, I like it but I seem to have a weird taste in music.

Still Tagboardless

Ok, I seriously don't know if anybody actually reads this because I have no evidence. Ok whatever. Urrgh!!! I'm starting to get all Mary J Blige over everything.

So anyway, nothing much happened since I last blogged apart from the fact that something really creepy is happening. Last night somebody called and it was a wrong number. Then, this afternoon, somebody else called and also, it was a wrong number. The weird thing is that they asked for my name. Thank goodness I didn't give away my name, because they might track me or something. Like, seriously.

UURRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

I'm actually kind of sick of the fact that the guys in my class are calling me "bitch". But you know, it's kind of like in a good way because I like to make snappy comments about random things. I mean, I'm not offended or anything but it's like really annoying but the funny thing is that the girls think it's really really ultimately rude, like calling somebody "mofo". But anyway, the novelty is totally wearing off because it's only amusing for a second and it's like those jokes that should not be mentioned the second time.

So anyway, I tried watching The Tyra Banks Show because of the one and only reason of hoping to get a glipse of Natasha, my favourite Russian person in the whole wide world and instead, got this interview with the so-called "famous" The Beverly Hills 4. Yeah, you haven't heard of them? Apparently, they're the supposedly "It" girls, unlike Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and pregnant Nicole Richie. And all four of them look like haggard hookers working down at the docks. I mean, seriously and one of them looks like a transverstite. And it's so funny how they were acting like as if they're famous and stuff and held auditions for a fifth member to become even more famous than what they were then. And like, 5 people auditioned. It's all really kind of pathetic because they had to dance and network as part of their rituals. And then the Beverly Hills 4 announced the winner live on Tyra Banks Show and the winner was all excited and happy, like as if she won something. Please. And seriously, it's like the saddest thing ever. And then Tyra brings in ex-"It" girls who are now 40-year-olds and still live with their parents (no kidding) and now look like those old women who put on way too much make-up. And the ex-"It" girls are like, "Don't do it! Don't party everyday! Have a backup plan to your already useless lives! Settle down!! Because you might end up becoming more promiscuous than what you really are and you might get AIDS or syphillis or some STD and might die! Do you want it to burn when you pee?!!!! DO YOU?!!! They're just using you because you look like hos and they just want you to sleep with them!! Don't DO IT!!!" and the "It" girls are like, "BITCH!! Go away! I have a back-up plan. Some rich handsome guy is going to come in the club when I shake ma' booty and take me away in his stallion into the beautiful meadows and we're going to get married and have children who look like Shiloh and we're going to live in a castle up in the clouds and have a pet unicorn. So I do have a back up plan! I'm just having fun right now!" and after that Tyra ends the show by asking us why young girls nowadays are asking for so much attention. Umm... maybe because they have this reality TV show called America's Next Top Model hosted by Tyra Banks and the fact that you have to either do crazy things or be crazy or even have a degenerative eye disease to get on the show.

And seriously, Tyra Banks was acting all Oprah-ish during one part because there were two finalists for the auditions and when one name was called out, Tyra called out on the other person for looking sad and the person was like, "It's Ok" but obviously looks sad and rejected and Tyra was like, having this monologue about how people need a sense of belonging and how - get ready for this - Tyra thinks the girl has self-esteem issues that she needs to work out. Like, WHAT?!!!! I mean, oh Tyra. Just cancel your crappy talk show and focus on ANTM. And stop acting like Oprah.

Desperate Housewives Rock My Socks!

Not really much to blog about, apart from the fact that I have realised that I do nothing on weekdays except for go to poly, learn, go home, do tutorial, study, sleep. Seriously!!! OMG I wish I had all the time in the world.

Anyway, watched the recap episode of Despo Housewives and they showed little fun-size clips which tells us why we love those four so much. OMG I realised that I LOVED Bree during season one because her quotes were so powerful. I actually laughed and was smiling and totally was anticipating for the "Rex cries when he ejaculates" quote. And also the "Palestine" quote was funny.

Something amazing happened during CSAS and my idea totally won the team in this game. And OMG we had to watch this boring old VCR video on handling harsh criticism at your workplace. Seriously, I dunno what link it has with CSAS. But I bet it links to Kevin Bacon. They gave you a step-by-step procedure on the art of giving and taking in criticism. It's actually really really boring because the characters were super boring because they were super interested in something so extremely boring. There was a boss who had to solve the conflict between this really rude angry bald man and this woman with a horrendous mini-afro. And seriously, the woman seriously looks like Vanessa Williams/Wilhelmina from Ugly Betty because of her orange texture and her high forehead and her weird lips. Oh and the boss helped to solve the issue blah blah blah. It totally reminded me of one episode of The Office where Michael tried to resolve the conflict between Dwight and Jim. Apart from the fact that that didn't put me to sleep because it wasn't so boring.

I'm madly in love with Rihanna and her new album Good Girl Gone Bad. And I just found out that she's only 19! OMG!!

I Love The Library!

I know this might sound really dumb and all, but OMG I totally love the school library! And it's not because of the books, it's because of the CDs. They have a ton of those old school music CDs where you can't even get at HMV or the one at Parkway. And they also have tour DVDs and stuff. So, I borrowed 5 which was the maximum I can borrow. They are:

- Mariah Carey's Daydream
- Mariah Carey's #1s (Video Anthology)
- Lauryn Hill's The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill
- Nelly Furtado's Loose
- No Doubt's Greatest Hits

After I return I'm going to borrow many more!!

Ok, so I have gotten some more of my results and I'm quite happy with my results.

Oh ya and I forgot to mention that my eldest brother bought a motorcycle. I haven't tompang yet.

Holy crap! Christina Aguilera is in Singapore right now.

OMG and there's this huge event called Live Earth or something and I went to Wikipedia to find out the details. There's like concerts all around the world and Madonna's gonna be a headliner in UK. There's gonna be Naomi Campbell!!! Yay!!! And also Rihanna, Black Eyed Peas, Shakira, PCD, Kelly Clarkson and some other people. I'm surprised that Mariah Carey isn't in it.

Post-Holidays

Nothing to blog about apart from the fact that I failed only one subject. Gave myself a pat even though half of the class either failed one subject or none at all. I failed HAP (Human Anatomy & Physiology). But THANK GOD I PASSSED BIOCHEM! I thought I would flunk it and have to get extra lessons or something. Also patted myself when I found out that I got highest in class for CSAS (Communication Skills in Applied Science). It's really kind of a redundant subject because all you had to do in the test was spot grammatical/spelling errors and convert active voice to passive voice.

OMG something extremely crazy happened today. Ok, so I woke up extra early in the morning because lecture starts at 8 and I promised myself I would not be late. So the front door was opened in the morning. So what, right? WRONG!! Because after my mother left, and I was getting ready and all and I suddenly hear what I thought was my brother's ringtone. It kind of sounded like a baby's high-pitched scream. I thought to myself, "GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WIT U?!!!!" and I turn around and I saw an adult cat at the hallway. You see, you have to understand that when somebody normally doesn't have a cat and suddenly hears a high-pitched meow or whatever that was and sees a cat in his house, he would obviously scream "OH MY GOD!!!" and run around and wake everybody in the house and in turn, cause chaos. That's what happens when people see intruders, even if they're cute small furry animals. So I woke up my brother because I was scared the cat might go roaming around the house and hide under some furniture and it would be impossible to leave the house before you get rid of the cat. Actually the cat was hiding under the dining room table and after I opened the door it ran away. Ok, I think I might have overreacted. So anyway, I saw the cat when I was coming back. I think it's abandoned or something. It was hanging around the void deck area, and I kind of did something stupid like as if I'm Eliza Thornberry and talked to the cat for about a minute. I stopped talking because this man was approaching and I didn't want him to think that I'm a crazy cat person.

I CAN SLEEP IN TOMORROW!!!! YES!!!!

Ultimate Random Dreams

Hey everybody! Ok, I'm having really really weird random dreams. Like, it's so bloody random and it's really weird but I'm kind of having about 3 dreams a night lately. I kind of have forgotten some of my dreams, but I remember one dream was when I was making my way down to Toa Payoh central (the HDB Hub to be exact near the Pizza Hut) and across it is Long John Silvers and decided to go in and the whole of the Temasek 06' cohort is there eating a breakfast buffet. And I remember thinking it was unhygenic because everyone was using their hands to pick out their food. So anyway, another dream of mine concerns food also. I dreamt that there was some contest in an auditorium or something and someone dragged me backstage for help. That someone is my class monitor (his name was Jason) when I was in Primary 5. Seriously, and he needed help or something and all I remember was him pouring chocolate on steamed white rice. Umm, eww.

Class chalet yesterday. I don't know if there are people in my class that read this (or anyone, as a matter of fact), but honestly, the food wasn't so great. They marinated the chicken with only BBQ sauce and one of my classmates joked that it was Nando's Peri-peri sauce (which was obviously false) but I was so in awe at the fact that it was really BBQ sauce that I sniffed it to see if it was real. Then a whole lot of others sniffed it. Before you know it, people from afar might accuse us of glue sniffing.

Anyway, I seriously do not know how people can actually live one day without sleep. I know I'm not the kind that takes naps in the afternoon (unless I've come down with something serious, like the avian flu or something) but seriously. And to think that some people have the energy to do stuff right after their night of non-sleepiness.

Urrgh! Anyway, my brother was watching wrestling (WWE) and I decided to watch a bit and they said something about Vince McMahon (the chairman or something) being dead or something and I was like OMG and decided to Wiki it and in actual fact it's just acting, JUST LIKE WRESTLING! Oh the irony. And I even went to lovely YouTube to watch the video and it was like, the dumbest thing ever. Ok, so here's the take on how he died or whatever.

Vince McMahon walks into the carpark. He looks worried, like as if he is foreshadowing the fact that he is going into his untimely doom!!!!! He walks to his limo, which takes about a minute even though he's like 5 feet away from it to emphasis the soap opera effect (which wrestling totally is) and opens the door and goes in (this takes another minute) and takes another minute to close the door at which the limo blows up in a "this-is-the-fakest-explosion-EVER!" kind of way. And the cameraman just stands there and doesn't call 911.

Seriously, you should watch it, and show it to your pesky cousins slash those people who still think that wrestling is real. And to think I was watching wrestling on TV and they had this memorial or something and everyone "mourned" a dead character. And wrestlers were being interviewed about how great he "was"/is. It's like me mourning Mary Alice or something. And seriously, for those of you still watching wrestling, please don't. You know, after watching it, it makes you feel really really stoopid, and to watch the people who pay good money to watch this live. I admit I was into wrestling last time, which had like, The Rock and Stone Cold and Triple H and Undertaker and Kane and all. And Booker T (the" can you dig it, sucka!" guy) is some crappy guy called King Booker who speaks in a totally fake-ass Cockney accent. And now they have this guy called the Boogeyman or something (I have the game, which I have not played for centuries) and he's really freaky looking. And he likes to eat worms and bang his head on a clock. He ain't no Flava Flav.

Yay!

Yay! I made it through!

Boo! A couple more days till poly starts. I haven't even revised on my Biochemistry which I totally need major help on.

Youtube is seriously the best website ever! This afternoon I was too exhausted to anything other than go to Youtube and search for vintage music videos. Watched the Like A Prayer video by Madonna and OMG it's so controversial because there's like burning crosses everywhere. No wonder everybody hated her. Ooh and Take A Bow is such a nice song. Ooh and remember Don't Tell Me and Beautiful Stranger. Ooh ooh and remember TLC? They rocked. It's a shame one of them died or something. Ooh remember No Scrubs? I still remember the lyrics! Oooh and remember Brandy & Monica with The Boy Is Mine? Ooh ooh and remember Lauryn Hill with That Thing. Ooh ooh and I watched the Britney Spears music videos when she wasn't a slut. Ooh remember Sometimes? And the dance steps? She was so innocent. It's such a shame. Ooh and remember Mandy Moore with the song "Candy"? I thought that was quite annoying. Ooh and remember Shania Twain? That Don't Impress Me Much? Ooh and remember Destiny's Child when they were a foursome! Ooh!!! No, No, No and Say My Name! Ok, whatever.

Wow. Still no tagboard, eh?

Jello-holic

I'm suddenly having this really weird obsession with jelly. It's so tasty!

Anyway, watched the MTV Movie Awards yesterday and it was really weird because there were a lot censoring and you kind of not know what were the words that were censored.

I'm in love with a singer called Amy Winehouse. Her songs are so nice and she looks like a secret lovechild of Lluvy from ANTM and Farahyn.

So anyway, ANTM, CariDee won even though she looked like a drunk homeless junkie on the runway. And Eugena totally looks like a lovechild of Ne-Yo and Naomi Campbell. She looks prettier after Monique got eliminated. When is ANTM 8 going to show on Channel 5?

Ok, I seriously don't know what to blog about.

Cleaning Out My Closet

I'm spending these few days cleaning my room because seriously, it's disgusting. Not really disgusting in a way that I have roast chicken under my bed, but it's just that I don't throw away things. I'm like those crazy old cat ladies who keep receipts since 1957.

So anyway, finally watched the Lost season finale this morning and OMG!!!! It seriously is one hell of a show. I mean, it's really crappy in a way that it forces you to watch the next episode just because you want to know what happened. Season finale was shocking because instead of flashbacks, they gave a flashforward which I initially thought was a flashback until this depressed Jack met Kate and told her that it was a mistake leaving the island. And seriously, WTF!!!!

Ok, off to cleaning.

Songs I'm Listening To!

Never Again - Kelly Clarkson
4 In The Morning - Gwen Stefani
I'll Stand By You - Carrie Underwood
Say Ok - Vanessa Hudgens
Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5
All Good Things - Nelly Furtado
Buy U A Drink - T-Pain
Upgrade U - Beyonce feat. Jay-Z
Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
Umbrella - Rihanna feat. Jay-Z
You Know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse

It's Been A Long Time

I have seem to have forgotten how to blog! Gasp. Ok, whatever. Ok, actually I forgot to mention that I went to KL from the 30th May to 4th June. The trip there was kind of sucky because my parents were acting like little children. Sunway Lagoon was F-U-N because I actually went for all the water and land rides except for the reverse bungee jump (wasn't ready to kill myself), viking ship (must wear shoes. Me and my cousins just came out of swimming and were barefooted and in our swimwear), and the High-5 (it was under maintenance. Boo!). I actually was brave enough to go to the Top Gun or whatever the name was. It's like a more extreme viking ship where the thingy goes 360 degrees and keeps on going. Ok, actually I was so bloody scared lah. Even went for the kids' rides and made a fool out of ourselves.

So anyway, my tests are finished and yay! It's the term break. No waking up early in the morning.

I've realised that I haven't asked any of my poly friends to link me or go to my blog. And we actually have a class blog. Can you believe it? I dunno, it's just that the teachers in TMS kind of knew my blog. I'm not sure if they're still reading it.

ANTM yesterday sucked. Makes me hate Tyra and Miss J even more. Firstly, Miss J is so useless on the judging panel and what the hell were those clappers for? And Tyra tries to kill the girls off by placing them in an ice-cold water. Seriously, can't they warm up the water? And then she scolds CariDee for getting hypothermia and not listening to her body and she was nearly eliminated. I'm sorry, but Monique got eliminated because she was listening to her body and didn't push to the limit. And Adrianne had to attend panel even though she was in the hospital or else she would get eliminated.

Well, these few weeks have been sucky for me. Apparently, cries of help don't help you. I am so the black sheep.

Unmotivated

I seriously feel kind of unmotivated to study and I totally know the reason why. They don't have any pictures in powerpoint presentations. I seriously can't study by slides! It's kind of hard to focus on the subject. Like, all they have is diagrams that they drew. Like seriously, I was seriously stumped on orbitals in Organ. Chem. but after doing a little research of my own, I realised that it's just the way electrons move around the nucleus!!! And they didn't even tell us this.

I actually have a test tomorrow and I'm supposed to be studying. So I'm gonna need to bathe and eat and by the time I finish, It'll be Desperate Housewives time and I'm gonna start studying at 11. What great time management!

Speaking of Desperate Housewives, OMG it's totally starting to get better all of a sudden. And ANTM last night. Seriously, that season was really boring. I just wanna hug CariDee. I just realised that yesterday's episode was when I started loving Eugena for saying that Melrose was bipolar.

Ok I need to go and study now. It's gonna be a chore.

How To Stop An Exploding Man

Heroes season finale! OMG!!!

So anyway, all of a sudden I have come down with what teenagers call a breakout. And this is my very first breakout. Man, I feel bad for those with regular breakouts, especially girls who have breakouts when their periods are coming. They're both angry and pimply!

Finally lab sessions are exciting. We don't have to micropipette water.

I have an Organic Chem test tomorrow, thank goodness HAP lectures are cancelled tomorrow, so I CAN SLEEP IN!!! WOOT!!!

You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh

Blah

Hello, I still have time to spare before I have to get ready to go to school. Thank goodness for Mondays because I only have lab sessions on Mondays and they usually happen on alternate weeks, so I can sleep in on Mondays. Hooray!

I'm so clueless with Biochemistry. I have realised that I have:

- short attention span
- short-term memory
- restlessness and
- Tourette's Syndrome

Ok, I actually don't know if I have the last one but last year when I was watching Oprah, they had a special on that and it's when people cannot control some of their body parts. I have this tendency to shake my right leg when I'm sitting. It's not really shaking, but mostly vibrating.

Gotta start studying like crazy. I totally miss secondary school. The simplicity of it all. The learning of "the muscles contract and relax" rather than "the calcium ions carry away the myosin which creates a cross-bridge and so, the tropomyosin filaments pull away the whatever, thus causing contraction". URRRGGHH!!!

Tagboardless

Hello. Long time I never blog seh. Well, I have yet to have a tagboard. I'm so lazy. So anyway, here's the current affairs:

Melinda got OUT!!!! I'm so sad lah. I thought she was going to win the whole thing. I hope Jordin wins. I kind of not like Blake.

I'm FUNNY!!! OMG I made my classmates laugh like crazy. I dunno, was I funny in secondary school? I kind of forgot if I was either funny, sarcastic or lame. It's kind of weird that I'm hanging out with an all-guys group. It's kind of like really freaky.

NOW THIS IS THE ANTM PART SO THIS IS MAJOR SPOILERS!!!! I'M GOING TO REVEAL WHO THE ANTM 8 WINNER IS!!!!! SO CLOSE NOW IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE SPOILED!!!

So it's the final three. They had this CoverGirl ad where they had to do improv. Jaslene the Cha-Cha Diva "rocked" (according to Tyra) just because she spoke Spanish. Natasha kind of sucked to me but was too adorable and made everyone laugh with her Russian accent and scrunchy smile. Renee sucks because she actually said, "When I had my baby, I knew my life was over!" I bet her son will hate her once he's all grown up and sees this. So old Renee goes home. Finale runway showdown between the accents (according to un-racist Tyra). Natasha totally rocked the whole thing because while she was walking, her skirt was falling off so she just walked and the skirt drooped down on her ankles and she professionally just walked off and left the skirt there. Oh, Natasha! In the end, Jaslene won because honestly, she took really great pictures. And I will always love you, Natasha! I'm gonna watch the Tyra Banks show because of Natasha. I kind of knew that Jaslene was going to win from the very beginning for some reason. It's really weird that she was a Cycle 7 reject and I actually wondered why they didn't pick her for Cycle 7. Oh well, another season gone. Oh and I heard that they're going to KL, Malaysia for Cycle 9. Crazy, right?

Oh, Natasha!

Ok, I have just watched the latest episode of ANTM and I must say, I hate all the bitches ganging up on poor poor Natasha! More of that later. Well, nothing much to blog about except for the fact that a lot of people in TP have PSPs and some of them play during boring lectures. Hey! I want one too! No tagboard at this moment, so you just have to contain your excitement. I haven't even asked people to relink me.

So here's the ANTM part so get out of here if you don't wanna be spoiled. So the final four are Natasha, Jaslene, Dionne and Renee. In the beginning, I love all four of them (Natasha the most) and didn't mind who would win ANTM. So the story goes like this.... Natasha has phone kissing with her 40-year-old (non-virgin) husband and the funny thing was that it was on loudspeaker. Girls find Natasha freaky. Ok, I kind of found it weird because.... just watch it. I still love Natasha! She needs some testosterone, even if it's coming from the phone! Girls decide to go out and have a girls night out. Natasha decides to stay at home because of the sniffles. Renee, Jaslene and Dionne, while out, decided to bitch about how freaky Natasha is (no wedding ring, no pics of husband, no pics of baby) so they're thinking that she's phony and fake. Like, WTH??!! You guys heard her husband moan on loudspeaker, you idiots! Natasha thinks it's all jealousy, which I think might be the case. Natasha unfortunately sucks at the photoshoot which causes Jay to say that she was misssssserable! (seriously, it was in the subtitles) Judging panel. Tyra asks them who the girl with the least potential is. The three bitches say Natasha has the least potential. Then, it's Natasha's turn. And she totally laid a Smackdown on all three of them and I quote, "If Gisele Bundchen were to be standing behind me, I'd say that she'd have the least potential because she's such a threat!" and it's so cool because of her Russian accent and she pronounced Gisele as Jizzelle Boonechan. And I totally love Twiggy for saying that everyone's jealous of her. Oh my scrunched-up, puff-lipped Russian mail-order beauty! So she and Dionne are in the bottom two. So Natasha gets to stay and Wholahay goes home. And Renee and Jaslene are like, totally fucked up that Natasha stays. Shut up Renee and Jaslene! I totally hope Natasha wins the whole thing.

Fashion 101: Crocs = Haute Couture

Haven't been blogging lately in 2007, have I??!!

So anyway, I've been re-watching ANTM 3 and you know when you watch something again, you tend to find little details? Well, I totally found one in one episode. So Eva won a challenge (in your tall bitches face!) and brings along Ann and Kelle to go to a yacht with Yoanna (who's kind of has really flabby arms!) and there was this scene when Ann puts her legs up and she's apparently wearing Crocs!!! Crocs!!! And they're like baby-poo coloured. And Yoanna was like, "What kind of shoes are those?" in an interested tone. Eww!!

I LOVE NATASHA!!!! I hope she wins ANTM. Speaking of which, she totally said the best quote ever!!! "I just wanna tell you that some people have war in their countries." She said that when they were on go-sees and the girls had to return at 4.30 and Brittany was late because she blamed the taxi driver for not listening to her when she claims that she asked the taxi driver to meet her up at another address. She totally did not and she had a freakout and Natasha's gem of a quote was amazing along with her Russian accent. That would be my quote when somebody cries over nothing.

I think I might be funny! I crack people up in my class and I don't know why! Ok, so we finished our practicals at Level 8 and we were taking the elevator and we had to squeeze in and other people had to wait for another elevator, but one of my classmates kept on pressing the button so the door can't close. Everyone was like, "Wah lau!!!" and so I decided to add in, "I'm gonna beat you up!" in an ANTM-ish manner ala Ann/Jennipher which obviously wasn't going to happen, and everyone in the lift was laughing for some unknown reason.

Loving Heroes!! Don't understand the latest episodes. It's just sooo confusing, like, who's the bad guys and who's the good guys?

Retinitis Pigmentosa

You know what?! I've just realized that I have ANTM 3 so I decided to transfer them to my iPod. Such memories. The third season was kind of interesting and eventful. We had (in chronological order)...

- Tiffany and the "bitch poured beer on my WEAVE!" episode
- Amanda being legally blind and going completely blind when she's 30 (which is going to be in 2008)
- Kelle and her denial about her primitive snout ("I was in denial about my snout, but now I know")
- Tyra hating Kelle
- Jay hating Kelle
- me suddenly finding Kelle really adorable
- Amanda's lost crystals
- The mutilation of Cassie's precious brownies (HAY-SPAY-TU!)
- Nicole?
- Ann breaking up with Eva

Ya, ok whatever.

So anyway, poly life is extremely difficult! I'm drowning in the lectures! Don't understand Organic Chem and Biochemistry. Currently my favourite subject is Human Anatomy and Physiology because we're only learning cells and about their organelles like the FLAGELLA!!!! Hahaha, I giggled like a schoolgirl when I came across that word for some reason.

Suddenly madly in love with Alanis Morissette and the name of "Melrose".

Super Long Hiatus

Hello!! I changed the blog address. I dunno, my previous address is kind of dumb to tell you the truth. So anyway, poly life is sooooooo hectic!!! Well, I'm just exaggerating. It's just that my lectures start at either 8 or 9 am and most of the time they finish at 4 or 6 pm. But then there's breaks in between the classes. I'm in Biomedical Science in TP so I was thinking that all the lecturers would be the Einstein-ish kinds of people that put people to sleep, but actually they're kind of funny. Oh and OMG one of my subjects is Organic Chemistry! My Organic Chem lecturer is this pregnant woman (she's like 3 months pregnant) so she might go into labour during the lectures.

Anyway, my class is quite cool. Some of them watch The Office!!! I'm not the only one!!! And they hate Tyra Banks!!!!

Oh and speaking of Tyra, I've been following ANTM 8. OMG I totally am in love with Natasha. She's the Russian woman who married a 40-year-old guy when she was 18. She won this challenge and she's gonna be a correspondant for Tyra's crappy talk show, so I'm gonna watch her talk show just for Natasha! Everyone doesn't talk to her because they think she's a mail-order bride and there was one challenge where this bitch called Renee won and so she picked Dionne and they won apparently, Renee, Dionne and Natasha have toddler kids so Renee and Dionne get a visit from their families and Natasha felt left out and she cried. Awww! It's really sad. But Natasha ROCKS!

Taking The Long Way Around

Ok, this might be a little too late, but FINALLY!!! I do not need to step one foot into the CSC building again! Thank goodness! Those last hours of working was great, mainly because I was eating KFC in the pantry during the last hour. Besides, some people in that place really freak me out, thank goodness I'm gone.

Urgh! I'm gonna hate this weekend because I'm off to Bintan with my mother and my relatives from my father's side. It's really gonna be quite suckish because I do not click with them (as in my cousins because they're all adults). Well, we talk, but they usually talk to my brother and I just listen. Urgh! And they're totally opposites from my family. They're like you know, the royal family and don't eat anything without a "halal" mark on it. It's really hard to find snacks with that on it.

I need to go to Bedok today to get my medical report. I'm sick of going to Bedok Interchange.

OMG ANTM 8 totally rocks. The one showing after Ugly Betty is ANTM 7 which is like, really boring. ANTM 8 rocks because there's this Russian mail-order bride called Natasha and she a mother and she refers to her baby child as "Baby". Hahaha! She was like, "Oohh! Baby!" Oh and she totally rocks because she talks back to those important guests. I love her to bits, but too bad Tyra's obviously not gonna pick her.

Today's My Last Day!

Finally! Today's gonna be my last day. I also heard that today is also Puspa's last day. Everybody seems to be quitting at KFC.

Well, nothing much to talk about...

I just hate staying up late till 2!

Said something stupid just now. Urgh!

On a lighter note, I've got the latest season of ANTM on my iPod! Woots!! Somehow the previous season (Season 7) was very boring even though there was Monique who peed on a bed just to mark it as hers. When is Channel 5 gonna show that? So anyway, I'm falling in love with this girl called Jaslene who rocks! Oh and there's this Russian-born girl whose English sucks like hell. During a catwalk challenge, Ms Jay said that she walks like as if she's marching, but she thought that he meant 'Martian' and she actually took it as a compliment. Then there's this crazy freak called Jael who just rocks because her friend died of overdose and she's like, "No, Dude!" Then there's this dead ringer of Lindsay Lohan who just bitches about everybody is gives sarcastic obnoxious smirks to everybody she hates during judging. Then there's this woman Brittany who has the same hearing problem as I do. She also talks really loudly.

In other news, KFC service sucks to the bone! Just now I ordered KFC and the agent who answered was a noob. Since I go to "Shut", I don't really know him and he was so rude when I told him I work there, he was like, "I don't fucking care!" in his mind. He did not tell me the delivery time nor did he repeat my address and order. When I requested for 4 thighs, 2 drums and 2 wings but no breast, he just told me, "You work here, you know ah." When I got my receipt he requested for no breast only! If I were not working, I would have complained so that he would make a CSC error and never get paid! I was like, BITCH! The weird thing was that he was using Munah's ID. I hope he gets punished for that.

Oh and the riders suck like hell too. When I order Mac, they tell you to check if we have everything. For KFC they just shove you this plastic bag that's packed with everything inside, ask for money and just leave. Well, the bill was $21.80 and I told the rider I'd be giving $52 so that he can just give me $30 change and keep the really measly $0.20 tip (which is kind of miserable0 and he actually said, "So?" in such a rude tone. No wonder people accuse them of stealing the customer's slippers!

Taking The Long Way

Urgh!

Seriously do not know what to blog about apart from the fact that I'm chronically late. Urgh!

Listening to
Wasted by Carrie Underwood.

Flippy Keyboard

I am currently using those flippy wobbly keyboards that you can roll up and bring everywhere you go. Seriously, I this is such a hassle to use backspace a lot! I shan't use it anymore!!

So anyway, 4R chalt was crazy. I had to sleep inside a closet bbecase there wasn't enough space. The closet was too small so I had to raise my legs. Urgh!! Everyoe was playing the PS2 the whole night and we were playing this comic book Marvel fighting game and I would make up stories about Elektra (me) fighting with Charlene's character (i dunno who that woman is) because she slept with Daredevil and stuff and people were laughing. Didn't realise that I make sound effects subconsciously.

So after that there was this Movie Marathon organised by TMS. It's 2007's equivelant of Smashd. Dreamgirls was great but Happily Never After suckd eggs! It wasn't even funny at all! I was listening to the Dixie Chicks.

I am now madly in love with Say It Right and Not Ready To Make Nice.

The Office Is The Best Show EVER!!!!

Omg I have found a way to transfer episodes of The Office from this site to my iPod!!!! Yay!!!

Dwight: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Dwight: So that I can lower it.

If you didn't find that funny, you have no sense of humour.

TP

I'm going to go to Temasek Poly Biotechnology Course. My first choice. Well, to tell you the truth, I'm not too excited about the fact that poly is starting to begin in about one month. It's kind of scary. I dunno, poly sounds so "college-ish". Arrrgh!!! Can't I just go back to secondary school?

So anyway, I'm starting to make new enemies in my life. One is this retarded guy who works at the 7-11 near my workplace and he is such a bloody idiot! I dunno what's wrong with him, but everytime he gives change, he gives it in small measly coins (especially 5 cents). One time I bought a Kinder Bueno using a ten dollar note (I'm addicted to them) and he gave change with all coins! I got about 8 $1 coins. I was so fucking pissed off that he gave me the receipt and I just put it back on the counter. Everytime he gives me 5 cent coins I tell him I need other coins because I would be using a vending machine.

I'm starting to dislike one of my supervisors. He kind of has a double personality. He can be really nice (maybe a little too nice) and sometimes he's like, a bitch. Seriously, yesterday he just came to me and opened up this order and usually if someone were to do that, it means that you made a mistake, so I asked him if I made a mistake. Then he just scolded me and said, "How the F should I know! It's the restaurant's fault!" He didn't say "fuck" but he said "F". What the fuck lah! And somehow I am oblivious to the fact that I'm very very loud when I talk to the customers. So yesterday, he also told me to lower down my volume with his piercing eyes of death. Seriously, I WANNA GO BACK TO SHUT!!! Where's Kef?

People, don't ever EVER!!!! pierce your tongue! I dunno, but it's like, totally gross! A few days ago I was lunching with my colleagues and this girl had to take out her tongue piercing (which looks like dumbells) because she had to eat quickly and there was a hole in her tongue! Eww eww eww. I asked her if it hurts and she said, "Nope" in a casual tone. And Shuib's friend Raiz has one too and it's like so disgusting. Yesterday he was playing with the piercing. Yuck yuck yuck!

Drained!!

You know what? Suddenly, I'm finding my work to be quite interesting. Mainly because two days ago, I was shifted to another area where we are supposed to just call customers who want us to call back because previously they couldn't order due to overwhelming orders. Usually, the store would still be shut and people would be like, "Oh I already had dinner. Never mind." And then you put down the phone and that would take like, 5 minutes. Ok why am I blogging about this?

And yesterday I thought that the moving to the new area was just temporary for me but instead, the supervisor for that area asked me to move. And the supervisor totally rocks man! She has a bit of obsessive compulsive disorder and needs to know all our received complaints (from customers) and tells us that when we're in doubt, look for her, even if she dies. And her briefing's are like, 15 minutes when usually other supervisors' briefings are less than 3 minutes.

Now I also take in KFC Enquiry which can be either complaints or really enquiries. Or if the stupid customer is an asswipe and doesn't know between Enquiry and New Order, it can also be a new order. Complaints are really stupid because there are really kan chiong people who call up 5 minutes after they order and claim that the order hasn't arrived and want to check where the order is. Seriously. Oh and one time I had to call an Area Manager (there are about 8 AMs in Spore) and everyone was saying that the AMs are mean as hell but apparently, I got a nice one. Thank goodness lah. Other than that, the people who just ask about enquiries are the best. They are in no hurry to order so you can just talk and talk to the customer about everything KFC delivers.

Poly starts in about one months' time and I am telling you I am totally not ready for school!!! Seriously, I think I may have forgotten everything that I learnt. Urgh!! I don't wanna go poly! I'm scared I might go crazy. I wanna go back to secondary school (Sec 3), when we didn't really care much about our studies.

Prison Break

Haven't been blogging much, mainly because I have been working my ass off at work and this has resulted me into getting the Triple Threat (flu, cough and migraine). Wanted to go to the polyclinic this morning but right before I was about to leave, there was this boy who rang the doorbell and he tried opening the door but it was locked. I was like, WTF!!! Just leave! I didn't answer then after 5 minutes of pressing the doorbell like crazy (which worsened my headache), he went down and I heard something, like as if some furniture was being pushed. I went to the balcony and there was this maid who saw me (I live on the 2nd floor) and she said, "EH GOT SOMEBODY!!!!" and I immediately like, took cover and stayed in my room for an hour. Seriously, that was really stupid. Then after I didn't hear the noise anymore, I quickly left the house. I was being kept a prisoner in my room!!!

Anyway, today was payday. Apparently, my pay for this fortnight is extremely pathetic. And to my horror, the polyclinic was closed!!! They re-open in the afternoon. So I had to drag myself home and two hours later, drag myself back to the poly. The doctor there was so uncharismatic and didn't really care about my feelings. I asked him if I could get an MC for tomorrow "just in case" but he said, "Why?" Then I told him about how I'm working for KFC Delivery and that I cough like mad and would have to put the customer on hold and stuff. Usually, if the doctor would have some glint of human heart, he would say, "Ok, sure. Get well soon!" But he just kept quiet and looked angry. I think he might be an android.

Still madly in love with the Dixie Chicks.
I'm not ready to make nice
I'm not ready to back down
I'm still mad as hell
And I don't have time to go round and round and round
It's too late to make it right
Probably wouldn't if I could
Cause I'm mad as hell
Can't bring myself to do what it is you think I should

Not Ready To Make Nice

Ahh!!! Just watched the Grammys (taped) and I am somehow in love with The Dixie Chicks. Apparently, everybody hated them because the lead singer dissed George Bush for going to war 4 years ago and everybody hated them for wanting peace and being anti-war. Seriously, they were then rewarded with 5 Grammys for being controversial and also a song which I didn't know until yesterday (Not Ready To Make Nice) and it's so bloody nice. And Carrie Underwood remembered to say thank you to American Idol, unlike Kelly Clarkson.

Anyway, I got myself an iPod!!!! Yay! Finally I don't have to compress all my songs and have high-quality songs instead! Yippeee!! Oh and I can put videos in it! Woot!

I'm gonna go crazy by the end of the week because of work! I'm going to work overtime + on public holidays.

Thinking About Anna

My stomach is still topsy-turvy from yesterday. Urgh!!

Anyway, couldn't sleep last night because Anna Nicole Smith's death was haunting me. I dunno, now I have a morbid fear of waking up to find headlines which read "MARIAH CAREY DEAD" on the Yahoo website.

Anna Nicole Smith Died Before I Could Tell Her My Results

Kidding!! Just needed a title to suit both topics happening today.

So anyway, today I woke up half-conscious and clicked on Internet Explorer and immediately, (my homepage is Yahoo!) I see "ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD!!!!!!". Ok I was exaggerating with the exclaimation marks. Anyway, it's kind of weird because I know that her 20-year old son died late last year just when she gave birth to a baby boy and now she's dead. The irony of it all is that I didn't really know what movies/tv shows she acted in. I only know she's some Playboy woman or whatever. I immediately told my mother and the first thing she asked was, "Did she die of drug overdose?" Oh man I feel sorry for that baby of hers.

So anyway, let's put death aside and focus on my crazy anxiety attack. So now that I've got my pay, I decided to cab to Parkway for lunch and meet up with some Temasekians. So I was wearing my uniform. Before I told the taxi auntie (yup, a woman taxi driver) my destination, she asked me, "How come you're not in school?" After explaining that I was just taking my O Level results she started moving. Seriously... So anyway, she kept on asking about my parents' occupations and asked me how much I get from my parents daily. Then, I told her that I myself supply myself with pocket money and that I am temporarily financially independant. And she was sooooo blooooooody slooooooow!!!! It took 20 minutes to get there. In the end she just charged me $10 even though it should be more, which was kind of nice for the auntie. OMG I almost had a nervous breakdown at Parkway and couldn't eat anything.

Got O Level results. Yay! It's really weird that after that, it's like, "What's next?" Oh and Charlene came and brought heart-shaped cards for everyone in the class and she started crying and Nani and Izzati started crying and it was like Oprah! I nearly cried.

OMG I GOT A1 FOR MY ENGLISH!!!!! THAT'S LIKE THE MOST UNLIKELY SUBJECT TO GET AN A1 IN!!!! I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT I MESSED UP IN MY ESSAY!!!!

Ok, I should stop writing like that. Anyway, celebrated at Pizza Hut. Came home. Really tired from all the screaming and shouting just now in the hall.

Broke No Mo'

YAY!!!! PAYDAY TODAY!!!! I'm going off to Loyang Point to check out my bank account!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOTTTTSSSS!!!! But first, I need to bathe!

Anyway, my dad brought back two Indos who are going for this course in S'pore. I thought they were those holy people but I was wrong. They were OK and they looked like they were in their early 20s.

I'm off to the yellow brick road leading to an ATM machine! WOOTS!!!

Urrrgggh!!! Now I have to learn the Pizza Hut menus!! Ahh!!! Great! I'll be answering calls all day long because usually Pizza Hut has more calls than KFC. They didn't even give me (and Andy, and Sarah and Nuriman) a choice.

Maybe I should work for Mac instead. I mean, it's 24 hours so I can work during the graveyard shift. Thank goodness I'm not working on Friday lah.

So anyway, today my father's coming home with two electricians and they're sleeping over at my brothers' rooms! I hope they're not the over holy people who flinch at the sight of shorts. How I wish I was working today.

OH AND I'M GETTING MY PAYCHECK TOMORROW!!!!! YAYY!!!!!

Either it's $548 if I don't have to contribute to CPF or $438.40 if I have to contribute to CPF. Those miserable calls from idiotic people seriously paid off!

Anyway, I'm having a permanent sore throat from work. Now I sound really weird.

Mariah Carey's new album is going to be called....



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ILLUSIONS: THE BUTTERFLY WITHIN

I hope this means that she goes back to singing those pop songs.

Kiss Tyra's Fat Ass

Oh dear, I have not blogged for one whole week! OMG!

Ok, so doomsday (i.e. O Level results) is on Friday.

Anyway, Tyra tries to make a "controversial" statement on her talk show, which is kind of pathetic. She tries to attract people to watch her show because of these lame stunts. Recently, she disses everybody who calls her fat and she cries because everybody is doing that to everybody and stuff and lastly, she says "KISS MY FAT ASS!" and the whole audience stands up and applauded. Hold your horses, audience, it's not like as if she gave you guys cars or anything. Sheesh. Anyway, watch the video!

Will update sooner or later. I need to get ready for work.