Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Epiphany

Hey! I've just realised that I'm weird looking. The more I see myself the more I think that I look like an alien, especially my ears. They're curvy. But hey! It worked for Tyra, right?

OMG speaking of aliens, I went Youtubing last week and searched for the "Tyra Goes Undercover As _________" episodes to further my proof that Tyra Banks is a really pathetic talk-show host. She's done stripper, Muslim, fat person, and man. I think that's all. So anyway, there was this really creepy family shown on the show and they're the most racist people EVER!!! They're proud to be Nazis. Man is this world fucked up!




OMG that family is wacky! And they are the most contradicting people ever. Ok, so they kind of hate every single race and religion other than theirs. So they kind of pretty much hate 99% of the world. And they're like, "We hate you guys! Go back to your homeland! Stay out of America!!! GO BACK TO AFRICA IF IT'S SO DAMN GREAT!" and wouldn't it be cool if Pocahantas came on the scene and was like, "BITCH, GO BACK TO EUROPE!" The kids are so going to get beaten up by black kids in high school. Man is this sad. And then in the interview the dad told Tyra to go back to Africa. And Tyra said, "Shut up!" and wouldn't it be cool if she said "KISS MY FAT ASS, BITCH!" And the dad said something like they're going to fight if they have to. Umm... riiight.