My mother came home this afternoon after abandoning poor me with these jackals so when she called to tell me that she was in Singapore, I was practically dancing on the table.
So anyway, I need to quicken up because Ugly Betty's coming on in 13 minutes!!!! Season finale!!!!
I know I sound like a tattletale, but I told my mother everything, except for the part where my brother brought his girlfriend home because she was actually quite nice. She gave me one whole bag of Old Chang Kee food yesterday! Yay! I think I will make a great brother-in-law.
Anyway, somebody died yesterday next to my block. It looked like somebody jumped off the building but the weird thing is that I didn't hear a huge thud. And thank goodness I didn't see the fall because my cousin once saw a person climbing on a chair and jumping off a building and he still has nightmares about the person and still sleeps with the lights on. And he's 30. Oh and then the police came and I saw three middle-aged women standing around and discussing. And for a moment, I thought I already saw this on Desperate Housewives. OMG wouldn't it be cool if like, it looks like a suicide but in actual fact, it was murder because the victim was pregnant with her sister's boyfriend and the sister pushed the victim or something! COOL!!!
UGLEEE BETTTTYY!!! Finale!