Hey everybody! Ok, I'm having really really weird random dreams. Like, it's so bloody random and it's really weird but I'm kind of having about 3 dreams a night lately. I kind of have forgotten some of my dreams, but I remember one dream was when I was making my way down to Toa Payoh central (the HDB Hub to be exact near the Pizza Hut) and across it is Long John Silvers and decided to go in and the whole of the Temasek 06' cohort is there eating a breakfast buffet. And I remember thinking it was unhygenic because everyone was using their hands to pick out their food. So anyway, another dream of mine concerns food also. I dreamt that there was some contest in an auditorium or something and someone dragged me backstage for help. That someone is my class monitor (his name was Jason) when I was in Primary 5. Seriously, and he needed help or something and all I remember was him pouring chocolate on steamed white rice. Umm, eww.
Class chalet yesterday. I don't know if there are people in my class that read this (or anyone, as a matter of fact), but honestly, the food wasn't so great. They marinated the chicken with only BBQ sauce and one of my classmates joked that it was Nando's Peri-peri sauce (which was obviously false) but I was so in awe at the fact that it was really BBQ sauce that I sniffed it to see if it was real. Then a whole lot of others sniffed it. Before you know it, people from afar might accuse us of glue sniffing.
Anyway, I seriously do not know how people can actually live one day without sleep. I know I'm not the kind that takes naps in the afternoon (unless I've come down with something serious, like the avian flu or something) but seriously. And to think that some people have the energy to do stuff right after their night of non-sleepiness.
Urrgh! Anyway, my brother was watching wrestling (WWE) and I decided to watch a bit and they said something about Vince McMahon (the chairman or something) being dead or something and I was like OMG and decided to Wiki it and in actual fact it's just acting, JUST LIKE WRESTLING! Oh the irony. And I even went to lovely YouTube to watch the video and it was like, the dumbest thing ever. Ok, so here's the take on how he died or whatever.
Vince McMahon walks into the carpark. He looks worried, like as if he is foreshadowing the fact that he is going into his untimely doom!!!!! He walks to his limo, which takes about a minute even though he's like 5 feet away from it to emphasis the soap opera effect (which wrestling totally is) and opens the door and goes in (this takes another minute) and takes another minute to close the door at which the limo blows up in a "this-is-the-fakest-explosion-EVER!" kind of way. And the cameraman just stands there and doesn't call 911.
Seriously, you should watch it, and show it to your pesky cousins slash those people who still think that wrestling is real. And to think I was watching wrestling on TV and they had this memorial or something and everyone "mourned" a dead character. And wrestlers were being interviewed about how great he "was"/is. It's like me mourning Mary Alice or something. And seriously, for those of you still watching wrestling, please don't. You know, after watching it, it makes you feel really really stoopid, and to watch the people who pay good money to watch this live. I admit I was into wrestling last time, which had like, The Rock and Stone Cold and Triple H and Undertaker and Kane and all. And Booker T (the" can you dig it, sucka!" guy) is some crappy guy called King Booker who speaks in a totally fake-ass Cockney accent. And now they have this guy called the Boogeyman or something (I have the game, which I have not played for centuries) and he's really freaky looking. And he likes to eat worms and bang his head on a clock. He ain't no Flava Flav.