Family Affair

Stupid motherfucker!! Well, it's already past maghrib and am allowed to curse without bataling my puasa. I'm expressing my anger! So back to the subject. This stupid old fucker was staring at me in the bus throughout the journey!!! He's not really old, he's just middle-aged. And he's not retarded or blind! Well, he's mentally sick in his mind! So he was at the same bus stop I was in and I saw him staring at me. At first I was like, "Ok, freaky person..." then the bus came and it was quite empty. And who came sitting right in front of me? Yes, that idiot!! And he made it seem like as if he's not staring at me. He pretends to see things from the window and when the bus passes it he would look behind and I caught him staring at me!!!! I was so terrified to move because he might sit next to me or something! Then he was looking at me when he alighted and I felt totally dirty and used, like as if I was molested or something. Then I thought to myself, "I hope he goes to Geylang and hire a dumpy lesbian butch prostitute."

So on to the positive! Well, not really. Anyway, my brother bought the 50 Cent album "Curtis" and when I saw it, I said, "What is that doing in my house?" Ugh! Yucks! I hate 50 Cent! I hate his song AYO Technology! I hate how all his videos contain half-naked strippers! I hate how he's like, "Yo! Everybody around me sucks!" And I read somewhere that Kanye West and 50 Cent are feuding because they're releasing albums on the same date and 50 Cent commented that Kanye West sucks and all. And then he said that if Kanye West outsells him, he's going to retire from the music industry. Then he immediately withdrew the statement. What an asshole.

Anyway, my second brother has passed his motor test. So I am the only one in the family that is not allowed to operate a vehicle. I don't know if I want a motor or car license, or both. I am so scared that I might be a bad driver and crash like Lindsay Lohan or something. Seriously! When I play GTA, I would accidentally crash into idiot drivers who turn from the wrong lane and I would also usually kill a couple of pedestrians. And I'm scared to ride a motor. Even though it's like a bicycle, I'm so scared that I might topple over and the hot metal exhaust might press on me and I would die of third-degree burns. And I'm scared that the motor might suddenly explode for some unknown reason.

Anyway, my mother was talking to me about how life was like 20 years ago. And she told me about my relatives and stuff. And all I have to say is that if somebody were to make a movie out of that, they would win an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay. Seriously, it makes those scriptwriters who write those crappy Indonesian dramas lower their heads in shame. It's all really crazy actually! Well, before I was born, my parents lived with my dad's mother, twin siblings and my dad's mum's sister (aka my grandaunt). So in summary, my grandma didn't like my mum at all. She would talk about my mum on the phone and when my mum came back from work, she would "kelang-kabut". My grandma didn't really like my brothers! Yes I know! Shocker! She wouldn't take care of my brothers so they were sent to be taken after by an upstairs neighbour. My grandma would kind of bitch about my mother to one of my neighbours who would tell the upstairs neighbour who would tell my mum. And wow! My mother really got it bad! Then when everybody (as in the relatives) moved out, my grandaunt was badmouthing my parents and stuff happened between my dad and his cousins that resulted to catastrophic explosions!

And then my mother said something that opened my eyes. She said that grandparents are supposed to pamper their grandchildren since they were young until their old and my mother said that she only grew fond of us when we were going through the teenager years. Yeah, way to make us love you during the period when we're all filled with hatred towards every single living organism in this world. I realised no wonder I prefered my maternal grandma than my paternal grandma. Well, my maternal grandma has already passed and I cried like a crazy psycho. I don't know if I'll cry.

Well, there's still drama going on with my relatives. Urgh! It's actually really really tiring actually! And it's really stupid because they pretend to like one another. If you need a reference, it's kind of like the relationship between Raymond's mum and Raymond's wife in Everybody Loves Raymond. Everytime I watch that show, I feel like as if one of my relatives is sending scripts to that show.

Do It Well - Jennifer Lopez

You know before you go to sleep at night, you think of random stuff. So I was thinking about the movie Monster and all of a sudden it got me totally depressed. That movie's like a dementor or something. Seriously, if you wanna get depressed over nothing, watch that movie! And I don't know why I get sad whenever I think of it. Maybe because it's a true story, and she was sentenced to death because she had killed the person that raped her, and other clients. Maybe it's because she confessed to the murders on the phone to her lesbian lover and the cops were tapping into their conversation and her lesbian lover had to testify against her! Then I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep!

Thank God I don't have school during the fasting month. I would have totally died!

Shows returning in America:
ANTM 9: 19 September
Heroes 2: 24 September
Ugly Betty 2: 27 September
Desperate Housewives 4: 30 September

Boo!!! Sucks!! Anyway, I wanna know if the people who were dying during the last episode die or survive!!!! But I think that Edie will survive because she was in the promotional poster. So yay!! Either that or she might become a voice-over and bitch-slap Mary Alice. And the promotional poster looks like an ad for Burger King. Go search it on Wikipedia.

So I watched ANTM yesterday. Goodbye to you, Kathleen. You're too dumb to be a model! And you might not know this but I LOVE NATASHA!!!!!! She might be a little dumb like Kathleen, but she's endearing. Kathleen's the dumb kind that you laugh because she's dumb. Kind of like Jade. And the funniest quote was "I think every model wants to date Nigel, because he's so tall!" Hahahah!! And because the Tyra Mail said "A woman's trash is another woman's treasure", Kathleen literally said, "I think that what we have to do is put on crap, not literally, but put on something that people throw away!" Thanks for the lesson, Kathleen! I really thought that you have to rub your face with poop. Fierce! And the fur monologue was the epitome of dumbness! Especially the "because animals die like people die too, right?" Hahaha!!! No! Animals live forever and once they have lived for 100 years they become unicorns.

And what was up with the PG rating for mature themes? What was so mature about political views?

And The Office is so hilarious!!!!

My Heart Bleeds For Charlize Theron

Watched two movies yesterday. Lost in Translation and Monster.

Lost in Translation was extremely boring. Don't know why I even bothered to rent it.

Monster was amazingly amazing! Seriously, go watch it! It stars Charlize Theron as a dumpy ugly lesbian butch prostitute who murders her clients and goes on this rampage. I totally cried at the end because her performance was so raw and phenomenal! And that is why she won an Oscar for Best Actress. Seriously, the bus stop scene where she was crying to her lesbian lover Christina Ricci was so sad.

After watching Monster I was too depressed to do anything. Well, now I'm not anymore, but it's so sad!

Travelling Thru

I finally got hold of Transamerica. It's kind of weird actually, especially Felicity Huffman in her man-voice. But it's such a sad movie and I love it! It's about this transexual man to woman called Bree who's about to invert her penis when she receives a call from her son and her therapist tells him to settle things with her son before she can undergo the final surgery. So she flies to New York to get him. And apparently, he's making money by working as a gay prostitute. And not surprisingly, he has an uncanny resemblance to Zac Efron. So Bree tells him that she's a missionary. They go on a road trip to LA because that's where Bree's surgery takes place and also her son is there to pursue the film industry. And when I mean film industry, I mean that he wants to be a porn star. Then when Bree stops the truck to pee behind the truck, her son looks out the rear view mirror and finds out that she has a penis! He feels betrayed but eventually he tells her that she's not a freak, she's just a liar.

Then they go to Bree's parents' house. Then her mother touches her crotch and says, "Oh good, you're still a boy!" and then Bree grabs her mother's hand and puts it on her breast. That's kind of sad and funny. Then Bree tells them that the boy is her son but can't tell him that, so they pamper him and offers him to stay at their house. He thinks about it and realises that he has feelings for Bree and he goes to her room and actually kisses her and wants to have sex with her!! Ok... eww... Then Bree eventually tells him that she's his father. So he's really angry because he had fantasies about how great his father would be and actually punches her and runs away. It's all really sad.

So man-voiced Bree goes for surgery and is finally a woman. She cries to her therapist and it's really really really sad!! And it actually seems real because when she was bawling like crazy saliva was hanging from her mouth! So realistic! So a couple of months later (I think) he goes to Bree's house and they reconcile and the son shows her the advert to the porn movie he stars in and tells her that she can get a discount. Eww!!! Ok, I hope Bree doesn't watch it. So they live happily ever after!!

Don't Gimme Anymore

Holy crap! The long awaited comeback of Britney Spears at the VMA's is a total disappointment! I heard that he was supposed to perform with that Mindfreak Criss Angel or something. And maybe they would have Kevin Federline on stage and transform it into a snake or something. I didn't even see him. All I got was a fat woman wearing what appears to be her underwear and lip-syncing and not even dancing! All she did was a shimmy and she wrapped her legs around a stranger!

Britney, you kind of suck now! I'm sorry, but remember last time when during one of the Grammys, Britney and Christina Aguilera were competing for Best New Artist and Christina won. I was shocked because I thought Britney was way better than that skinny bitch. Then I realised, "Wow! X-tina is so much better!" And her ex-colleagues X-tina and Justin Timberlake are all maturing and she's still the same old Britney. Marrying some loser. Shaving your head. The umbrella incident.

High School Musical 2

I have watched both Little Miss Sunshine and Silence Of The Lambs twice already, and I quote from Tyra, "So What?!"

Anyway, after watching two great movies 24 hours before HSM2, HSM2 kind of sucks. To be honest, I didn't really see the greatness in the first movie. Yeah it's nice and all but the problem was that everything was too happy! Die, somebody!

So anyway, Vanessa Hudgens kinds of sucks! She totally does not have any personality! It was like, Vanessa who? Oh the one that took nude pictures of herself! Ya, I know! Go read the New Paper on Saturday! Ashley Tisdale totally outshone her. Occasionally I wanted to sepak Zac Efron's face because according to his acting coach, "sad and depressed" means "pouting your whole face and look like you're gonna cry".

The funniest quote was when Zac confronted Vanessa and Sharpay's brother (I think his name was Ryan). It goes like this -

Zac Efron: Hey, Ryan, why you hanging out with my girl? She took the nude photos for me!
Vanessa "Slutgens": Well, since you are with Sharpay, I might as well take on another guy! Hey, I take nude photos in my room! I'm like, totally, like, becoming, like Lindsay like Lohan!
Ryan: Yeah! Point for me! Anyway, I went over to her house yesterday and we ate her mother's brownies! They're good!
Zac Efron: Well I've tasted them [does his signature face-pout]

Hahaha!!!! Well, it kind of went like that. I was laughing at the "brownies" sexual innuendo!

The greatest scene was the part where Zac Efron sang "Bet On It"! It was so fucking hilarious! Sarah, Sham and I were laughing like crazy! It was the most flamboyant and gayest thing ever!!! So the song's kind of like, "I have to try to get Vanessa Hudgens because Sharpay's brother is taking nude photos of her! I wanna get hold of the camera! I must do so by dancing and vogueing around the golf course!" He does like this tai-chi thingy at the start on the green and he spins around and it kind of reminded me of Michael Jackson, except 10,000 times more gayer! Then all of a sudden, he's going up this rocky terrain then he jumps down on this patch of sand and takes some of the sand and pours it with jazz hands and it kind of reminded me of the Don't Tell Me Madonna video, except 10,000 times more gayer! Then he goes up to the camera with SUCH INTENSITY in his eyes!!! And he pounds on his chest for extra emphasis! Then all of a sudden, he's on the golf course! Then he sashays around for a couple of good seconds and all of a sudden, he gets a club and takes a swing on a golf ball and it kind of reminded me of Tiger Woods, except 10,000 times more gayer! Then the ball hits the pond (I thought he's supposed to be pro at golf?) and he goes and gets it but then he sees his reflection (Caz) and the Caz tells him "You fucking moron! Ryan and Vanessa are smooching somewhere and you haven't even kissed your girlfriend! You are so gay!!!!" and it kind of reminded me of Niki from Heroes, except 10,000 times more gayer! Then he runs alongside the pond jumping around and stuff! Amazingly hilarious!!!!

Ok I watched it again and again on YouTube and it never gets tiring!

Movies!!

Rented 3 movies yesterday; Little Miss Sunshine, The Silence Of The Lambs and Clueless.

I didn't realise that Little Miss Sunshine was quite a vulgar movie. The grandpa was saying the F word throughout the journey. And OMG there was one scene that was so sad! The girl's brother had taken a silence vow and wouldn't speak until he gets enlisted for the Air Force. So he doesn't say anything for 9 months. So when they stopped by the hospital, the girl picked up this "DIY eye vision test" and she tests on her brother. So when she tests him on his colour-blindness, he couldn't see the letter in the circle. So he goes apeshit in the van and they had to pull over and he runs out and screams "FUCK!!!!!!" OMG it was so sad!

Then watched Silence Of The Lambs. I'm not gonna lie, it's the scariest movie I've ever seen! It was like CSI except it's 10 times more gory, disturbing, scary and surprising! So there was this serial killer called Buffalo Bill who skins his victims (all female) and puts some moth inside the throat of them and dumps them. So Jodie Foster, an FBI trainee, is sent on a mission to find Buffalo Bill. So she was told to go see this guy in prison called Hannibal Lector because he's just like Buffalo Bill. So she goes up to him and he's like, really freaky. There was this one scene which was totally disturbing! So it was dinner time and two policemen had to go inside his cell and put his food inside. So they had to handcuff him to the jail bars before they entered. But then, the Hannibal guy had some lockpick inside his mouth and freed himself. Then he handcuffed one of the guys and kind of bit off the other guy's face! Then when more police came, they found one of them being suspended on the jail bars with his guts being emptied! Eww! Oh and the other one that was bitten in the face was still alive but bloody and they took him to a hospital via an ambulance! So Hannibal was on the loose and they finally found him on top of the lift and is dead. What they don't know is that that was the other policeman whose face was bitten off and is dressed in Hannibal's clothes! Hannibal was inside the ambulance and he had worn the policeman's clothes and he put on the policeman's face over his!! It was so fucking scary!!!

Then there was another scene where the FBI found the location of Buffalo Bill. So the SWAT team comes in and surrounds a house. Then at the same time, Jodie Foster is running around bullet-vestless and approaching people's houses without a partner and asking them questions. At the same time, there's this scene where Buffalo Bill has to answer the door because his basement is where he keeps his victims. So when you thought that the FBI was going to get Buffalo Bill, you're wrong, because he opens the door and there's Jodie Foster all vulnerable! Then when the SWAT team goes inside the house, it's the wrong house! And I was like, HOLY CRAP!! Watch out!! It totally reminded of that Saw movie. So Buffalo Bill asks Jodie to come in and I was like, "NO! He's EVIL!!" But then she sees a moth fluttering by and realises that that's Buffalo Bill and tells him to freeze! But he runs into the basement and OMG that scene was the scariest scene EVER!!! Buffalo Bill switches off the light and Jodie is left all scared in the dark but Bill has night-vision goggles and HE'S RIGHT BEHIND HER!!!! So she still stumbles around for a minute and Bill pulls the trigger and Jodie turns around and shoots him! It was so scary!!!

And apparently, Buffalo Bill is a transvestite who abducts fat girls and starves them so that their skin is flabby and he skins them so that he can make a woman's outfit for himself!! Eww!!!

Then watched Clueless. It's an old movie starring Alicia Silverstone when she was a teenager. It's so funny in a bimbo kind of way!! It's kind of like Mean Girls, without the mean.

Mushroom Swiss

Why is Burger King so bloody delicious! I could eat Mushroom Swiss everyday for the rest of my life!

Am totally in love with the song Sober by Kelly Clarkson. It's 10,000 times better than Never Again!!

ANTM in half an hour!! Squealing with anticipation!! Natasha!! Yay!!!

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Urgh! I just feel so exhausted and crappy!!!!

Dull the pain!

Ok on a lighter note!, was watching the What The Buck videos which are hilarious and he was talking about how that lonelygirl15 girl died, and I thought I'd check it out. Well, since she's the most famous person on YouTube, I thought that it would be good but OMG I was watching the first five videos of it and they are so BORING!!! I never thought that it would be that boring!! The girl just sits there and whispers random stuff! "Oh my parents don't like me!" Big deal! And she does everything in her room! She juices lemons and makes lemonade on her bed in her room, she bakes cookies on the floor in her room (totally sanitary!) and she's in some weird religion that she doesn't tell! Oh I am dying of anticipation on what her next video's about!

Anyway, Gimme More chorus sounds like a Kylie Minogue song for some reason.

ANTM!! Tomorrow!!! Natasha!!! Yay!!!

Still haven't watched any of the movies!

I forgot what I wanted to say!

Gimme More

Oh mah word! I heard Britney's new song called Gimme More (Youtube it) and I have to admit, it's actually kind of nice. I was thinking about how nice the song was until this image of a bald angry woman attacking a car with an umbrella came into my head. Even though the song is nice, the album name won't be that nice. I mean, imagine:

Song: Gimme More
Artist: Britney Spears
Album: OMG Is Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like

Anyway, I killed a snail last night!! OMG I was so saddened and it was snailslaughter. It was smack in the middle of the path and I didn't look and I heard a crunching noise and realised that I stepped on a snail! I was so depressed for some reason! And the weird thing is that I wasn't depressed over the fact that my flip-flops had a bit of slime. Hey, I have a heart!

After that watched Brothers & Sisters! It's kind of good. Okay, maybe it sucks a little because there's nothing left on TV, except ANTM (WOOT!!). Anyway, the main storyline was that Druggie was called back by the army to go back to the Iraq (perhaps to give away maps to civilians and to educate them of the location of USA) and Druggie doesn't want to go because he's seen enough! So he plans to escape to Mexico with a fake passport. Also, Druggie's back on drugs and his family found that he OD-ed at his apartment. And somehow this show is becoming like Lost. Lots of flashbacks! So apparently, Ally McBeal was in NYC when Sept. 11 happened and really, I totally didn't get what actually happened! Was she in the twin towers? Was she like, having breakfast at some bistro when it happened? Was she in the plane that crashed into the towers? Did she have a near-death experience? Seriously! She kept on rambling on about how she saw her grandparents or something and the flight attendant told her to buckle up or something and she was walking along the pathway and everybody was in ashes. I dunno! So apparently, Druggie wanted to enlist to the army in the first place because he didn't want anything else happen to Ally McBeal and/or the rest of the family!

And then there was another storyline where the family business is in major debt and Dead Dad had a secret account that needed a password to crack. So if they cracked the code, they would be able to save their asses, but they hired a forensic accountants to try to crack codes with names and favourite colours and pet names! Guess what the password was? The intials of the childrens (including the bastard child Rebecca)!! Ok, firstly, I thought that passwords were encouraged to be like, initials and combinations of numbers and letters?! Even I could have thought of that!

Oh and no Gay's storyline. Only got a minute of it, which was totally choppy! And I cannot believe we're missing out on this when Stepmother's (who was previously known as "My-Daughter-Is-Diabetic") stepson said "fag"! How dare they not show us the storyline!

Oh and Heroes is coming on Channel 5 in November! It's just too little too late!

RIP: Snail

Movies I Wanna Watch (Some, Again) During The Holidays

In random order:

• Titanic
• Silence Of The Lambs
  
• Forrest Gump
  
• Little Miss Sunshine
  
• The Bodyguard
  
• Wizard Of Oz
• I Am Sam
• Driving Miss Daisy
• Glitter
• Ghost
• The Sixth Sense
• Scream
• Thirteen Ghosts
• The Others
• Erin Brockovich
• Moulin Rouge
• Crash
• Sliding Doors
• The Emperor's New Groove
• Psycho
• Waiting To Exhale
• A Simple Wish
  
• Transamerica

I know that some of them are impossible for me to watch, such as Transamerica! I know my cousin has it but I'm so scared to want to borrow it! He might think that I want a vagina, but in actual fact I actually want to see Felicity Huffman! OMG and when I was thinking of the movies watched when I was little, I remember watching this movie but I forgot who was in it! It was about this bus crashing out of the bridge and all the victims are dead and they're all guardians to this boy who was born at the time of their death or something. Then they all had to leave the boy because he was getting bigger and everyone thought he had imaginary friends and when the boy grew up the spirits came back to him to ask for help or something! I forgot!

Speaking of which, the Emmy Nominations are in! And I am so happy that Felicity Huffman is nominated for Best Actress in Comedy and is the only Desperate Housewife! The others are Tina Fey from 30 Rock (Yay! Love that show!) and America Ferrera for Ugly Betty (Yay!) but Felicity Huffman better win this! The other two are some other people from shows that don't air here.

I'm off to VideoEzy!

A New Day Has Come

Sunday morning. Flu. Slight fever. Sneezing non-stop. Migraine. Nausea. Woozy. On the verge of collapse. Slept. Today. Gone!

Hush, now, I see a light in the sky!

September! Wow it's so fast like hell! I'm not ready!

Oh ma gawd!! I am in love with this show called the WHATTHEBUCKSHOW! It is hilariously funny as hell!! You have to watch it to believe it! It is so funny!!! One time he was talking about how Oprah was opening a school and how she hand-picked about 1000 students. And he said, "Wouldn't it be cool if she picked the girls like Tyra?" And then he goes through this spiel and it's so bloody funny! Well, here's the video!

Glorious - Natalie Imbruglia

Here's a video. Watch it and go crazy!

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt that I was in the desert and there were hilltops and valleys and there was this huge tent (like a marquee) sitting on the hilltop and it was like, vertical. Then there were camels and there was like this hot air balloon show and I was with my cousins and all. It's really weird. I wanted to tell my cousins the weird logic of a tent being perfectly stable on a vertical 80 degrees (or something like that) slope but they all told me to stop saying that! That's because they know it's a dream!!! When I was young, I heard that everyone in your dreams is a ghost or spirit or something. Oh and early this week I dreamt of Human Anatomy. I was in a tutorial and the teacher asked me some question. I forgot what it was, and I only remember my reply, which was "because it's Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!" in a techno voice. Really creepy.

I ate about a dozen chicken wings yesterday! Thank God for high metabolism!

Over

Yay! My exams are FINALLY! over. Thank God! Because I've been getting so stressed and was kind of nuts. Two nights ago I totally shouted at my brother because he was playing his yucky Malay music really loud! Not that I'm against regional music, it's just that Malay songs sound the same and all they talk about is either love or flowers. What the hell do I know? So anyway, my brother was playing loudly and I was so pissed off that I shouted like a crazy person. And OMG I AM LOUD! It was like as if the collective voices of Jennifer Hudson and Beyonce singing at the Oscars came into my pharynx/larynx/don't care what the voice box is called.

So anyway, the weather today was soooo bloody nice I decided to walk to the SAFRA bus-stop and it was so windy and nice. Then halfway through, it started to rain and now I have a huge headache!

I caught up with all my taped shows. Boo!! Where's Desperate Housewives when you need them. Watched America's Got Talent. And the title should be more of a question than a statement. America's Got Talent? Anyway, they actually gave a thumbs up to this stripper! She came out of the curtains looking like Snow White and then did burlesque moves and all of a sudden her clothes were shredded off her body! I dunno, maybe her mother told her that Snow White had to pay the dwarves by giving sexual favours. Ok, that was gross. Anyway, she interviews that she's gonna impress Brandy. Yes, if Brandy becomes a lesbian next time. Maybe next time she's gonna perform as Little Red "Riding" Ho. Ok, that was gross too!

Then there was this weird flamboyant guy wearing Victoria's Secret wings and heavy make-up and he balanced a tip of a knife with another tip of another knife protruding from his mouth. It's actually good, except that I was kind of freaked out by him because he said that he can be God for someone. Umm... Yeah...

Then there was this girl who sang And I Am Telling You and she seriously sounds like Jennifer Hudson, especially during the part when she sounds like a hippo. The British judge told her that she needed to change her hair colour because she's a redhead. What utter prejudice! I hope Prince Harry sues his ass!

Anyway, FINALLY! Brothers and Sisters is getting a little bit better, but not as good as other shows. Well, the main storyline goes like this. So the family business is going bankrupt and they're supposed to sell some of their assets and they had to sell this family ranch. So the matriarch mother (who looks really drunk all the time for some unknown reason) wants everyone to go to the ranch during the weekends for one last time. All the children lie that they are busy. Yeah, busy sneaking into the ranch (since they assume that nobody's there) and they make sweet love to their respective lovers. So eventually, everybody ends up there (including the mother). I don't even know any of their names, so I'll give them nicknames. So there's the Sterile one, the Druggie one, the Gay one, the "My-Daughter-Is-A-Diabetic" one and last but not least, there's Ally McBeal. So Sterile is angry with Druggie because he's a druggie. So Sterile goes to Gay to ask for his sperm to impregnate Mrs. Sterile and wants the baby to have the family features. But Gay doesn't want to because he says that the child would be shocked to find out his biological father. So "Diabetic-Daughter" is disappointed at Gay because they're all family. Then they all bicker and stuff at the dinner table and Drunk Mom discovers that Sterile is sterile and then Druggie finds out too and asks why Sterile didn't come to Druggie. Sterile hates Druggie and Druggie is sad. So he approaches Sterile after dinner and tells him that in the Iraq (where they don't have maps and can't locate America! How tragic!) he didn't help an enemy who was about to die. So he owes a life or something like that. So eventually, both Druggie and Gay decide to do a "Lucky Dip" where they don't know whose sperm it belongs to! Poor kid! So it's all good!

And my friend said that they actually cut a lot of things out of the TV show because of Gay and Gay's Lover kissing or something! Ok, that's kind of stupid that they actually give a "PG-Rating" due to mature themes, then they cut it! Sometimes I hate Channel 5! They cropped the scene where Janice made out with Tyra and the entire storyline of Kim and Sarah being lesbian lovers!

Currently listening to:
Sober - Kelly Clarkson

Why Do You Think Most American's Can't Locate The U.S. On The World Map?

Let's ask this pretty beauty queen, because she's such a role model for youths in America! And because America is such a developed country, she's a role model to the world! Yay!



I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

Yes, my butt is still not off the computer chair. Just like Tyra, SO WHAT!!! And I have to say, this video is like, mind-bogglingly self-contradictory. Ok, firstly, you misinterpreted the question. Secondly, US should help South Africa?! Isn't it supposed to be Africa?! Thirdly, "The Iraq"?! Fourthly, "the Asian countries?" Are you dumb?! OMG we don't need your education!!! We're fine, thank you very much! I know that Abraham Lincoln is not the first President. Fifthly, "everywhere like such as and"?! Hahah!! Sixthly, "I believe that they should our education". And lastly, you poor people who don't have maps!!! How tragic! I wonder how you people get to your destinations such as like K-Mart!

I have to say, THANK GOD I LIVE IN THE ASIA, because some people like such as should she be need to be learned by greatest teachers because much like Whitney, I believe that the children are our future.

Ok, if I get stuck on one of the questions for tomorrow's Biochem test and don't know the answer, I am so going to write "I believe that the US should help the Iraq and other countries such as like for example exscetrah!"

Ok I'm not! But wouldn't it be cool?!

I Bruise Easily (ANTM 8's COMING ON CHANNEL 5!!)

Wow I haven't blog since forever!

Anyway, I have a cut under my thumbnail!!! Yes, and it's both itchy and painful! And there's actually a striation in the middle of my nail and I am so terrified it might fall apart or something! Seriously! I dunno how it got there! It's like, all of a sudden I see blood coming from the tips of my thumb! And I scraped my foot against some sharp metal thing and a whole chunk of skin is now flapping on my foot! I don't have plaster and everytime I walk past Watsons or Guardian I tend to forget about plasters. Ok what am I rambling about?

I was watching TV on Sunday and OMG!!!! You have to check out this show called Crank Yankers!!! It's like a show where people prank call other people and they reenact the scene with puppets!! It's so bloody funny!! There was one time where this guy pretended to be Jessica Simpson's assistant and called a spa for an appointment, then he told the woman on the phone to be wary because she has a penis! And HAHAHAH!!!! Then the puppet of Jessica Simpson would be trying on clothes and you could see something at the crotch area!! HAHAHAHA!!!

My papers have been fantastic! Ok, not really, they're just fine. I'm totally sick of studying!! I seriously do not know how I went through O Levels, because I'm kind of more stressed out for a semestral examination than an international exam that determines your fate in the future. Ok I'm rambling.

So I was doing my work minding my own business when all of a sudden, I HEAR NATASHA'S VOICE ON THE TELEVISION!!!! So I kind of rushed to the television and apparently, they're coming on next week or something. I dunno, I was too excited and fantasizing about Natasha on my television!! WOOT!!!! Yay!!! And I still can't believe I haven't seen Natasha on Tyra Show! Tyra you manipulating hag! You just want Natasha-holics to watch your crappy third-rate show!!

Don't cross me! I might beat you up, just like what Bjork did! What? Well, watch the video then. And all I can say is WOW!!! I'd pay to watch Bjork fighting reporters! And she looks pissed as hell!!!! WELCOME TO BANGKOK!!! Ok so Biochem is tomorrow!! And last paper on Thursday! WOOT!



PS: I'm still not studying. Boohoo! OMG I forgot to mention this totally important and traumatising event that happened today! Ok I'm exaggerating, but I got trapped in the lift for about one minute. Ya, because when the lift reached my floor, it opened, then it stopped opening. So there's like a one-inch gap. And I kind of panicked because I was so scared the lift might fall like how it did in Speed, and I tried prying the door open but because of my sore thumb I couldn't do it! And I was terrified to press the alarm button because I didn't really want to make a ruckus and have the SCDF come over and rescue me when they have better things to do like rescue cats from trees. So after like, pushing the "Door Open" button repeatedly, I just decided to push all the buttons at once and the door opened!!!! So a lesson to all out there, if you're trapped in a lift, push your palm on all the buttons and you'll be rescued!

OMG I am suddenly in love with this singer called Delta Goodrem. She's and Australian singer and that is why nobody really knows her, except for Australians! OMG I love her songs! She kind of sings while playing a piano but it's kind of ballad-pop oriented. Totally love her songs "Innocent Eyes" and "Lost Without You".

OK I'm off to eat first, then I'll get back to studying! Curse you, Citric Acid Cycle!

ANTM Cycle 9: Attack Of The Dopplegangers

The pictures of ANTM 9 were released! Hooray!!! And I have to say half of them are dead ringers to either past contestants or celebrities. It's a pity none of the celebrities are supermodels. Seriously. So, I'm gonna rank them from least favourite to most favourite.

AMBREALLeast favourite! She looks like Brandy the clown from Cycle 4. And she's just as scary looking in the group shot.

HEATHER

Meh! And in her group shot she kind of looks pale. And she looks old in this shot.

EBONY

Looks like a darker Anchal. Except that Anchal is prettier and she doesn't look like a bitch.

KIMBERLY

Looks like Phoebe from Friends, only horsier. And she looks short.

MILA

OMG she totally looks like Nicolette Sheridan/Edie!!! So that means that she looks old heavily botoxed and she's bloody short! In the group shot, she looks like that woman from CSI: Miami.

JANET

The lovechild of Cycle 4 Naima and Ashley Judd. She actually looks 10000 times better than Naima, who looks like a total trainwreck and I totally hated her mohawk! I thought she looked good until I saw her groupshot and she looks like a man.

SARAH

She's supposed to be the fat one I think. She looks kind of meh here but looked better in the group shot and she doesn't look like this.

BIANCAOMG she totally looks like Brandy of Brandy & Monica here! But hate how the colour of her hair is totally weird!

VICTORIA

She looks like Vanessa Carlton! But her torso shape is so oddly-shaped in that angle!

LISA

Her clothes reek "waitress-chic"! She kind of looks like Jade C6 in the group shot. But she looks kind of pretty.

JENAHIn the group shot, she looks like that woman in the OC. I don't watch the OC, but doesn't she look like that woman in OC? But in this shot she totally looks like Eva Green. But she looks scared.

SALEISHAShe looks like a slimmer and nicer C4's Keenyah. And she has Rihanna's forehead! I hope she isn't a bitch.

CHANTAL

OMG this is by far the best-looking girl out of the bunch! She kind of looks like Denise Richards and she actually has personal style! She'd better win this competition! She'd better not be a bitch/not have a personality/suck in photos/be a bad walker! Ok actually she looks like a supermodel, as compared to the other 12.

Whatever U Like - Nicole Scherzinger feat. T.I.

This song is stuck in my head! And it's kind of nice. PIPC was OK for me. Yay! Great, 4 more stupid subjects next week.

BTW I just found out that John Travolta is in Hairspray as a woman! Hahaha!!! At first when I saw those commercials I thought he would be acting as like, I dunno Zac Efron's cool dad with slicked hair or something. Wow, from acting in Grease to a woman in Hairspray.

Oh BTW I am totally fallen in love with this singer called India.Arie! There's a dot in between her name. The dot represents "I'm-a-great-singer-but-apparently-shitty-singers-like-Sean-Kingston-is-more-
popular-than-me". And seriously! Listen to her song "I Am Not My Hair"! I have to admit that it's such a refreshing song! And the lyrics totally mean a lot. Unlike "You got me suicidal!" Urgh! And I was watching TRL and a fortnight ago, Sean Kingston was on TRL and it was noted that he doesn't use profanities in his lyrics. Then he replied that he wanted to be a inspiration to youngsters. Umm... firstly, you're 17! Secondly, oh ok so you inspire other youngsters to slash their wrists whenever their girlfriends dump them. You are such an inspiration! Don't listen to Beautiful Girls! It's yucky!

PS: OMG I wanted to see how Britney Spears blogs and went to her official site and it is the most funniest thing ever!!! Haha, so she wants her die-hard fans (which you can count with your 10 fingers) to vote for the title to her next album. So, it's kind of cool, right? Right? Ok so here are the options:

I'm not kidding with this! Google her and you will see that Britney really is crazy.
1. OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

HAHAHA!!! Her next album will be a crappy album!

I'm [Not] Ready

Holy crap! I spent the whole day doing past-year papers for PIPC and wow! I did so well for my PIPC test and focused on other subjects. So yesterday I revised and today I was doing the exam papers and I am totally going to die in the exam room!

No time to do anything except go crazy and STUDY!!!!!

FYI yesterday watched that stupid Live The Dream. I have to make a mental note to not watch it in future. It sucks because there's these women who try to sing Christina Aguilera and Whitney Houston songs and they totally can't hit the high notes. And the judges are like, "BRAVO!!" Yay! Singapore's got talent! Urgh!!

I'm going crazy! I'm actually going to Wikipedia and like doing more research on PIPC and reassure myself. See, that's commitment. Ok bye!

Clumsy

Why do I keep on falling down?!!!! I fell down yet again today when going up the stairs. I think my feet are possessed or something. Actually, I didn't fall down like how pregnant women fall down and end up having a miscarriage, I just lost my balance and would break my fall with my hands. Thank goodness I'm not armless, I would be dead.

So anyway, exams are in two days. And I have to admit, I am actually studying more than what I studied during O Levels. Ya, go figure.

Boo! No more Desperate Housewives! Apparently Season 4 is coming in September in the US. Lucky Americans. Speaking of which, I found out that Nicolette Sheriden is British! She was on Ellen and she actually seems nice! And she actually looks much prettier on Ellen than on Desperate Housewives, where she looks like a vein-y old slut.

The only show I'm watching is Brothers & Sisters, so I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for entertainment. Actually, it's kind of boring in a political kind of way. Like, one of the daughters is a Republican and the mother is a Democrat and blah blah blah the brother's sterile so he cannot make babies, so he tells his wife and they end up having sex in a coat room during a formal party blah blah blah.

Exams on Friday! I'm totally ready! Ok I'm actually not.

R.I.P. Edie Britt

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!

But before I begin with the finale of Desperate Housewives, 10 minutes before the show started and I was anticipating a mind-blowing finale ever!!!!, SOME SICK FUCK UPSTAIRS THREW UP FROM THE WINDOW OF THE ROOM THAT'S UPSTAIRS FROM MY BEDROOM!!!!!!! I don't care if you're bulimic or drunk or ate too much, use the bloody toilet!!!!! It's bad if it was raining vomit and smells worse than 17-year-old spoiled pumpkin, some of the fucking puke actually landed on the platform outside my window!!!!!! I shouted "OI!!!" and now I kind of wish that I hurled some vulgarities at that person. Seriously, the puke smelled like puke, as in kind of how ammonia goes right up your nose! And it smells like half-digested coffee beans. Yucks is all I've got to say!!! So I kind of spent the first 5 minutes washing away the vomit from the platform! Yucks!

So anyway, ON TO DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES!!!! YAY!!!!
Ok so the finale was actually kind of boring to tell you the truth. The Gabrielle storyline was boring except for the fact that FINALLY!!!!, Gaby realised that Victor doesn't love her. I mean, come on, when your fiance subconsciously calls you a "stupid woman" you just cancel the whole bloody wedding! Poor Gabrielle! Get back with Carlos!!!

And Bree's storyline was totally expected! I mean, so we're supposed to believe that Bree isn't pregnant when Orson removed her belly-strap thingy? I mean, come on!!!!

Susan's storyline was kind of lame. I'm sorry, but even if it's supposed to be some sort of small private wedding, at least invite the other housewives!! Maybe that would make Edie busy or something!

I must say that Lynette's storyline has been the best throughout the season, from Nora, to Nora's death, to Rick, to cancer! And that Kayla is one huge bitch in the making! OMG you just wanna slap that girl!

The only shocker for the finale was Edie's suicide! And I have to say, I was totally shocked!!! And I am proud of the fact that I didn't look at the spoilers! Yay!!! Being shocked is fun!!! Ok so anyway, yeah Edie was a slutty slutty whore throughout the series, but I totally felt bad for her when Carlos confronted Edie during the wedding! Who can blame her for wanting Carlos! And seriously, how can you write a suicide note to Carlos and not write anything for Travers? Well, get well soon! Here's hoping that the scarf rips off or the ceiling can't hold your weight and collapses or Carlos suddenly runs in in time to save you! Get well soon, Edie!

3 Months

I've just finished doing notes on all the topics of Biochem! YAY!! Hooray for me!!

This morning I bought the Sunday New Paper. And on the cover page, there was this woman in a bikini top or something like that. And then I saw this old chee ko who picked up the newspaper and bought it (he was in front of me in the queue) and he folded the newspaper in half and only her torso was showing and there wasn't much text and he was staring intently at it! What a sick pervert!! And he's like, in his 50s! What a bloody perv!

Anyway, I was watching The Hills yesterday on MTV and was wondering what all the fuss is about. I was watching TRL and they had the cast of The Hills guest starring and everybody was cheering and stuff. So I watched it and it's the most boring thing ever! It's supposed to be some reality show, but it actually looks too good to be reality show. I mean, come on! The dialog seems so scripted! I'm not bothered to explain further the stupidity of the show!

Desperate Housewives finale tomorrow!!!!! I'm actually quite sad about it because after Desperate Housewives, there's not gonna be anything on television I can watch. No ANTM, no Ugly Betty, no DH, no Project Runway! When the hell is Project Runway going to continue?! Oh BTW, The Office IS COMING BACK!!!! Yay!!! They had those previews on Star World and it's coming back in September!

I might be taking French lessons next semester. It's part of some Inter-Disciplinary thingy-majigy thing that we are supposed to take. It's compulsory. The only language based subjects were Japanese and French. I actually wanted to learn Spanish because it's kind of easier than French. And Japanese seems so bloody hard!

BTW there's somebody funny on YouTube!! His name is Rocci and he's a vlogger. Hey, I wanna be one! But then it seems so leceh with the uploading and stuff. Oh and his entries are kind of like stand-up comedy. And it's bloody funny/amusing. Here, watch this, it's his latest post and if you think he's funny, watch his other videos! Oh and he actually responds to all those text comments, which is kind of cool and a bit pathetic.

Don't Stop The Music - Rihanna

Yay! Love this song! It's better than Shut Up And Drive. But still prefer Good Girl Gone Bad. I heard that she's gonna release ANOTHER album next year! Like, WTH? She has released an album every year since 2005!

One Week

My semestral exams are in one week! And somehow I'm as prepared as ever! Bring it! Ok whatever. Anyway, got back my PIPC test and a lot of people failed, while I got 41.5/50!!!!! Yes!!! But I was humble and reminded everybody that I got the lowest for Biochem. But in actual fact I'm like, "Kiss my fat ass, BITCHES!!!" because I'm kind of piffed with some of my classmates. They're such immature brats!

Speaking of which, I am not a fucking bitch just because I won't lend you my iPod when you keep on hogging it every single fucking day you see me. You have your own media player. Listen to your own bloody songs! All you listen to is Where'd You Go and Call Me When You're Sober!

I am not a selfish bitch just because I won't lend you my pencil, when you have borrowed my pencil for the past three weeks because your pencil is spoilt. If you have financial problems, save some money instead of spending it all on excessive food and just buy a simple lead pencil or something! Or steal one from Ikea, you fucking moron!

Anyway, I came home to find that my father has put the TV on the wall. And all of a sudden the living room looks 10000 times more futuristic and better-looking. And I was feeling all happy admiring the wall-TV and I went inside my room and in horror, found out that my father drilled a little too much and THERE IS A HOLE IN THE WALL!!!! It's actually drill-shaped and some of the surrounding wall is missing, leaving like, two inches radius of cement! My dad says that we can cement the wall. Ya, in five years.

I'm totally in love with Stripped! It's totally cool how most of the songs are interconnected, as in the ending of the song corresponds to the beginning of the next song! It's kind of like a story.

When Birds Attack

Today I was totally harassed by two birds yesterday. So I bought Old Chang Kee at Century Square and went to the bus stop and I was waiting for the bus when I suddenly saw two birds approaching me. I hadn't eaten the Old Chang Kee yet and was holding it and the birds were like, two feet away from me! I tried to move my feet around and they didn't budge!!! I was kind of amused at first because they were totally eyeing on my food and so I tried moving back and they followed me!! Then I kind of spontaneously shouted "OH MY GOD!!!" and there was another person at the bus stop and she turned to look at me in a "not-another-hobo" kind of way. Then, when I was the only one in the bus stop I tried walking around the bus stop and they didn't stop following me!!! That's when I kind of got scared because c'mon, who wouldn't be! Then I totally did something stupid and kind of told them off. Ya, I'm like those crazy cat ladies. Then one of the birds regurgitated something out of its mouth. Ya, ok whatever.

Anyway, I'm bloody loud and sometimes I don't realise it! I think I'm partially deaf or something!

So we're doing the reproductive system for Human Anatomy and during the tutorial today, this girl sitting beside me said, "Ew! This is so gross lah! It's so disgusting!" and I just wanted to slap her because she said it in a way that primary school students say when learning about puberty. I mean, come on!!

I had an epiphany this afternoon. I look like I'm growing a mullet!!!!

Yay!! I borrowed "Falling Into You" by Celine Dion at the library! Madly in love with All By Myself! And I also borrowed "Stripped" and "Back To Basics" by Christina Aguilera, and "Jagged Little Pill" by Alanis Morissette! Yay!

Why do I keep doing stupid things?!!!

Study-mania!!!

I have been studying Biochem for the past few days and FINALLY!!! I'm getting the hang of it. The problem was that I just read through the notes and didn't write down the notes in point form. Yay! I can make it through the rain!!!! Ok whatever.

So anyway, I think I'm becoming fatter!!!! Ok, I'm just over-reacting. Sometimes I think that I'm supposed to have some sort of eating disorder or something because I would think that I'm obesely overweight when in actual fact I am not. But still, yesterday I decided to go to Loyang Point because I had a huge craving for chocolate waffles. So I kind of bought two and ate both of them in 15 minutes. Yes. I'm a pig. And they say that my metabolism's gonna slow down like crazy sooner or later and I'm gonna gain weight like crazy. NOOO!!!! Ok, whatever.

OMG and I dunno, but the guy in my class who degrades women is so creepy! One time during a tutorial, I caught him staring at me! Then he said that he liked my hair (which now looks like a mullet, seriously!) and then he wanted to go home with me and he wanted to listen to Mariah Carey with me on my iPod. And he keeps on asking me to sit with him. Umm... Ewww!!!!!

Desperate Housewives!!!! OMG yesterday's episode was amazing!!!! Especially the Lynette storyline. OMG Felicity Huffman better win an Emmy! Seriously, the bed scene was so cool!!!! As in the acting. Lynette is currently my favourite housewife now. And Bree's coming next week!!!! And it's really weird that they showed her pregnant. Yay!!!

Exams start on 24th August. And somehow whenever I think of my exams, I think of Amy Winehouse! Why?!

Oh and did I mention that MARIAH CAREY IS GONNA RELEASE A DOUBLE-ALBUM ON THANKSGIVINGS!!!! It's rumoured to be called Illusions: The Butterfly Within. I must admit, the title is kind of corny/cheesy. I mean, Illusions would be great, but The Butterfly Within? So is Mariah Carey a caterpillar or something?! And DOUBLE-ALBUM!!!! They say that one side will be a Christmas album. Ok, that's kind of lame. I mean, she already did a Christmas album!! But still, I'm totally celebrating Thanksgivings this year!

The Way I Are - Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson

I LOVE this song!! Despite the fact that the song title is grammatically incorrect and the oddity of footballers in the video. It's 10000 times better than Give It To Me.

25%

I got 5/20 for my Biochemistry quiz. It's the quiz that I did the day after my brother and his hooligan friends came to my house and disrupted my precious studying time. And the fact that I got the lowest in class is so bloody demoralising! Seriously, Biochem is my Achilles' heel. It's like, Social Studies all over again, when everybody else got like L4/L5 for their essays while I got a measly L1/L2 and a lot of red ink marks saying, "YOU CAN DO BETTER!" Urghhh!!! Seriously, I cannot understand Biochem because you can't understand it if you wanna do well. You just have to memorise and mug and cram everything in your tiny brain and just regurgitate everything on the paper. I can't do that!!! I have to understand!! And that is why I do really well for my Organic Chem and everybody else sucks at it. Mwahaha!!! And it's my second favourite subject because I just love figuring out the reactions. Umm... Ok. So anyway, back to Biochem. It sucks!!!

Had to cut trim my hair today because it's getting too long for me, so I decided to go to this place at Loyang Point called Boyz To Men. Hahaha! So after cutting my hair, the guy suddenly whipped out some wax and just lathered it all over my hair and I looked like an extra in Dragon Ball Z. Yucks! And the guy was like, "Doesn't this look nice?" Yeah, if you're a mat.

Urgh!!! I'm kind of starting to hate some of my classmates. Some people are like, "Why do you this? Why do you that? Do you like doing this?" They ask me simple questions which are mind boggling. Like, seriously, shut up and let me do what I wanna fucking do! Oh and the Mr. Know-It-All is become a "malas-nak-layan" case. He tries to be cool by saying the F word and even said, "Fuck you!" to me! Like, WTF!!!! Well, he didn't mean it. Urgh!! I wanna punch him in the face.

OMG I was looking at lyrics and Shut Up And Drive is the most obscene song EVER!!! It has like, thousands of double-entendres like, "Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights, if you can baby boy then we can go all night" and "You look like you can handle what's under my hood" Umm... Ok...

Don't kill yourself!

I Sleptwalked

OMG so this morning, I woke up at around 5 am because it started raining heavily and I wanted to close the windows. Then I realised that I had my iPod with me and I was listening to it, because sometimes when I can't sleep, I'll just listen to random songs until I sleep. But then I realised that before I actually didn't listen to my iPod before I went to sleep. And I was like, "Hmmmm...." so this morning, I checked my iTunes where they show what time I played a song. So I found out that last time I played was 12.46, right before I went to sleep. Then after that, I found out that the next song I played was at 3.40 am and I was thinking, WTH? I don't remember going up and getting my iPod! And the weirder thing is that I was playing the songs from a playlist, but then it's all shuffled up, like as if I was skipping the songs!! OMG that's so freaky!

Oh today is National Day. It totally feels like a Saturday. Didn't sing the national anthem yesterday, didn't sing the National Day song. Ok, I wore red.

Listening to:
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
Love Story - Katharine McPhee
Good Girl Gone Bad - Rihanna
Sorry, Blame It On Me - Akon
Bartender - T-Pain feat. Akon
Give It To You - Eve feat. Sean Paul
Last Night - Diddy feat. Keyshia Cole

I'ma Klutz

You know, overall this week, I have fallen twice while going up the stairs, nearly fallen when I wanted to rise from the chair and move my feet out, nearly collided into a pillar, and even approached a total stranger thinking that you know that person until realising that they are a total stranger.

Ok, so I now have a tendency to go up the stairs by two steps a time, so I fell once when I was going upstairs to my apartment. No, I didn't like, get a concussion, I just lost my balance and fell. So it wasn't embarrassing because there was nobody around. So that was on Monday, the moment when I inhaled all the volatile substances in the stupid lab and became groggy as hell! So the next day, after I ate at the canteen, I was going up the stairs in front of the entrance when I fell, AGAIN!!! I was like, "Feet! Do your job properly!!" And it was so bloody memalukan diri. And I seriously thought I was going crazy.

Ok, so anyway, this morning I was happily walking to my tutorial class and I was checking my timetable and I didn't realise that I was about to walk into those circular pillars. Then during lunch, when I wanted to stand up and walk around, I dragged my chair backwards like normal sober people would, then I lifted my leg and it was caught in between my friend's bag handle thingy (my vocab has become limited) and when I wanted to lift it again, I lost my balance and nearly fell.

Then when I was at Popular, I saw this girl who was a dead ringer to Sarah, but I didn't want to approach her because she might think I'm some crazy hobo, but then she looked at me and I was pointing at her in a "Hey!" manner and she approached me and I was like, "What are you doing here?" and then upon close up, IT WASN'T HER!!!! And I said, "OMG I thought you were my friend!" OMG that was so memalukan diri!!!!

And all this happened after the Organic Chem lab. Seriously, don't do drugs!

Oh BTW, today when I wanted to go upstairs to my apartment, I saw a drunk couple. Both were fat and they were about to have sex, I think. I dunno, I could totally see the guy's boxers and the girl was slurring and grunting to him to go upstairs. She was dragging his shirt. Umm... ew.

Impractical Practicals

Today had two practicals. Human Anatomy and Organic Chem. Urgh!

HUMAN ANATOMY
Well, they didn't post the practical on the online portal so we didn't know what was happening. And guess what we have been learning in our lectures? Excretory System!! So you can imagine the collective groans when the teacher said that we would be able to play around with our urine. I was like, WTF?!! Because urine should only be seen in a toilet bowl. Yucks! And apparently, because of the measly amount of boys in my class, all the guys had to pee because... well, you know. Ok whatever. It was so embarrassing and humiliating because the girls were manhandling my urine and testing for glucose and proteins and whatnot. Urgh!!!

ORGANIC CHEM
Totally hated today's practical. Mainly because we were doing a whole lot of tests on different alcohols and amines and acids and it totally made me a bit woozy and loony. I broke two test tubes and a glass stirrer because it was like a crack house or something! I mean, 3 hours in there!! Urgh!!! Thank goodness we don't have any more Organic Chem or Human Anatomy practicals anymore! Woot!

UGLY BETTY SEASON FINALE ROCKS!!!!!!! I mean, WOW! Ok, I know this kind of sounds a bit cheesy but I was watching from my room and when I realised that when Alexis used her father's car with Daniel and the brakes were cut loose, I was standing and was saying "OH NO OH NO OH NO!!!" for some unexplainable reason. And OMG Amanda is Faye's daughter!!! And OMG Santos is dead!!! And OMG Charlie is pregnant and is having an affair with the dentist!!! OMG seriously, can't wait for season 2.

In other news, just finished watching Desperate Housewives. When I heard people say that Felicity Huffman is the best actress out of the four by lightyears, I was like, "Eh". But OMG after watching the bathroom scene where she switched on the tap to cry was so so sad and when she broke the dishes. It was so sad! Oh, Lynette!

Lil' L.O.V.E. - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony feat. Mariah Carey

I'm in L.O.V.E. with this song!!!!! Too bad everybody in my class thinks Mariah Carey sucks. What idiots. Anyway, Mariah Carey is gonna release a new album later this year!!!! Yay!!!!

Guess Who's Back?

My mother came home this afternoon after abandoning poor me with these jackals so when she called to tell me that she was in Singapore, I was practically dancing on the table.

So anyway, I need to quicken up because Ugly Betty's coming on in 13 minutes!!!! Season finale!!!!

I know I sound like a tattletale, but I told my mother everything, except for the part where my brother brought his girlfriend home because she was actually quite nice. She gave me one whole bag of Old Chang Kee food yesterday! Yay! I think I will make a great brother-in-law.

Anyway, somebody died yesterday next to my block. It looked like somebody jumped off the building but the weird thing is that I didn't hear a huge thud. And thank goodness I didn't see the fall because my cousin once saw a person climbing on a chair and jumping off a building and he still has nightmares about the person and still sleeps with the lights on. And he's 30. Oh and then the police came and I saw three middle-aged women standing around and discussing. And for a moment, I thought I already saw this on Desperate Housewives. OMG wouldn't it be cool if like, it looks like a suicide but in actual fact, it was murder because the victim was pregnant with her sister's boyfriend and the sister pushed the victim or something! COOL!!!

UGLEEE BETTTTYY!!! Finale!

Tears Dry On Their Own - Amy Winehouse

LOVE this song! It's like Ain't No Mountain Higher, but a "fuck you" with it. Yay!

Currently listening to:
The Way I Are - Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson
Lil' L.O.V.E. - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony feat. Mariah Carey

Breakdown

OMG I went bat shit crazy this morning. My brothers are such fucking morons I don't know what goes inside their minds. Seriously, so I woke up this morning, thinking that I could clean up my room a bit by throwing everything in front of the TV and organizing my stuff while watching TV, but I couldn't. Because my stupid elder brother came home and I heard some music playing from his room, so I was thinking that he brought a friend home. So I was walking down the living room and saw that there were 10 pairs of shoes in front of the shoe cupboard. I was like, WTF!! Apparently, they came at around 2 am last night or something. And I realised that there was a pair of women footwear. Then, they all came out one by one to shower and somehow they walk around in boxers. They're all half-naked and there was a girl in there. Ok, I can say that I can use this as blackmail against my brother. And they're all tattooed. And I mean, what?

Ya, so about one hour after I woke up, I was in my room to shower and my brother came in and said that he wanted to use my room to use the air-con. I was like, WTF!!!!! So, I was like Ok fine, because my mother wanted me to get along with my brothers. Tell me, how the fuck are you supposed to get along with these two baboons who treat this house like some cheap motel?! Then after they all went in, I knocked on the door and got my handphone and iPod. I didn't dare take my wallet because I was terrified that they might beat me up or something. And seriously, my brother is so stupid. His friends always want him to belanja them and he once spent $1000 in one day. Oh, why am I the youngest but the most sane?

Oh and the girl? Totally dresses like a whore.

I am so fucking pissed! No wonder parents go apeshit crazy at the slightest things.

Ok, on the bright side, I FINISHED READING HARRY POTTER!!!!! Yay!!!! I only started reading it last week because my other brother was reading it. OMG I was expecting more deaths, actually. But I totally love the last chapters! OMG!!!!

Temporary Orphan - Sucks!

Ok, so my mother is gone to Bintan to my dad's workplace today (Wednesday) till Sunday. So you'd think that I'd be happy? Ya, I was wrong. It's sooooo menyakitkan hatiku, literally! Ok, not really, but still. Ok, so I'm supposed to forage food on my own during the weekdays and my mum cooked spagetthi for the weekend so I decided to singgah Sing Song this afternoon after school and decided to give the Kraft's Mac & Cheese another try tonight because the last time I cooked it it was yucky. And I bought macaroni and not the macaroni inside the Mac & Cheese because I thought it was yucky. So as I was going to leave Loyang Point, this guy gave me a flyer and I was like, "What?" and took a glance and all of a sudden, he put this white cream on my hand and I was like, "What the?" and he talked to me about some cream or something. I didn't really understand him because he was speaking in Malay with a Sarawak accent. The only words I could decipher were "lengkuas". I had to wait for him to wash my hands because I couldn't walk around with white cream on my hand. It's supposed to revitalise your skin and sweep away your dead cells or something. After he scrubbed it off, he compared it to my other hand and seriously, I swear I didn't see a bloody difference and he was like, "See, one wash and you can see the results!" Yeah, right! And he totally put this cream container and put it in the plastic bag and said that the student price is $10 (usual price $15) and he wanted to give it to me. Wow! Ususally, I would buy it and regret it ten minutes later and not use it at all eventually, so I decided to say, "NO!" And the man laughed at me. Idiot.

Ok, so anyway, that night, I thought I was going to have a heart attack. Didn't eat Mac & Cheese because I found out that we were out of margarine. So had to kirim my brother Macs. He came back with his girlfriend. And OMG she's taller than him! HAHAHA!!! They're like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And there was this really really awkard moment because my brother went inside the room and left me with her in the dining room. And she actually calls the house a lot and I'm the one who picks up the phone and I have to wake up my brother and she calls in one too many times. And I began to grow annoyed by her over-protectiveness. Ok so anyway, she's actually quite nice because she saw that I only took one sachet of chilli and gave me two more. And she's actually quite pretty. And something fishy happened just now. I don't even want to know. Ok, actually, I do, but... Ok, whatever.

And my other brother invited everyone he knew to play soccer on the PS2. I'm starting to really want to break it into two! Urgh!! And they're all fucking slobs who don't know how to clean up and actually play on my controller with their oily hands! Urgh!!! And they're sleeping over or something!!! They're out eating and I am really tempted to latch the door so that they couldn't come it. And I have a bloody test tomorrow on Biochemistry, the most loathed subject ever!!! And I had to read my notes on the sofa in front of the bloody TV. Urgh!!!!!!!!!!!!

And both my brothers are slobs!!! If they lived all by themselves among pigs, pigs would kick them out of their houses because they're so dirty.

I wouldn't be surprised if I have high blood pressure by the time I reach 30. I need to learn yoga!!!!

I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

Let Me Rant

Urgh!! I have the most uncooperative group in CSAS! Ok, so we were distributed randomly into groups and I am stuck with 4 people that are really really annoying in different aspects. Let me start with the least annoying to most annoying! Yay!

I-Hate-People Girl
So this girl is not so annoying. It's just that she doesn't talk to anybody unless it's regarding school and studies. Like, SPEAK!

MC Boy
This guy only comes to school once every 2-3 weeks and I am not kidding. He doesn't even attend any lectures and 95% of the tutorials. He claims that he has dengue but come on! At least tell the care person or tell one of your classmates. And actually he looks perfectly healthy to me! One of my friends said that his whole family has some disease and they had to be quarantined or something. Urgh!

Step Einstein Boy
URGH!! This guy irritates the bejeezus out of me! He's like the know-it-all-who-doesn't-really-know-everything. He speaks in this really weird way and talks like he's some wise old guy. Puh-lease lah! And everyday he takes this finance newspaper and reads the stocks. Ok, weird. And whenever I say something silly he would interject and tell me his opinion. Seriously, I don't give a fuck.

The Most Hated Person In The Class Boy
This guy is the guy who thinks women are animals who men should just reproduce with. Urgh!! He says that he doesn't care about his studies anymore and actually is proud of the fact that he had really really low marks for one of his tests. Die, motherf***er!

Boo! I don't know how I'm supposed to work with them for an upcoming group assessment.

Potential Breakup Song - Aly & AJ

I know this sounds a bit weird, but I'm in love with this song by Aly & AJ! Ok gotta go!

Just Another Uninteresting Post

Guess which song is stuck in my head? Justify My Love by Madonna! Ya.

Boo!! Yesterday's Despo Housewives is the point where it gets really really boring and draggy. I bet nothing interesting is going to happen in the finale. And what the hell is wrong with the Mrs McCluskey storyline. It's really weird. I mean, I remember her telling Lynette about how her husband died after their anniversary or something. Isn't he supposed to have a funeral and buried if he's dead? Of course unless he's dead for like 15 years. Which is totally illogical because which freezer still runs for 15 years? I miss Bree.

There's this guy in my class. I hate him as much as emo kids hate life! Urggh!!! He's such a weirdo freak! Ok, so he likes to diss EVERYBODY in class and everybody totally hates him and he's so fucking sarcastic and a fucking jerk. He thinks that women are objects and that he can get any woman he wants but he is uglier than sin. But when he needs something, he'll be like, "Oh, Hakim, you're so great!" Fucker. And he always wants to listen to my bloody iPod and all he listens to is either Makes Me Wonder or Stars Are Blind. Asshole. And he totally follows me around after school because he lives in Punggol and he takes 3 home. But then I usually take a bus to the Afghanistan bus-stop (near Ngee Ann sec) and take 3 from there but he'll beg me to go to the interchange to take 3. Seriously, what a moronic idea because it takes a longer time.

Speaking of which, I totally hate the stupid Hey There Delilah song. It actually replaced Umbrella in the US charts! Boo! Seriously, emo kids listen to that song before they cut themselves. Ok, was that too offensive? Well, no offence.

OMG and I saw this video of Akon acting really really risque-ly with this 15-year old girl. Like, seriously, it's so so so SO SO SO EXTREMELY GRAPHIC!!! Ok, in a nutshell, they were like, having sex with their clothes on. It's supposed to be old news but OMG he does that and nobody throws his CDs in front of a moving bulldozer or write him a letter saying that he'd better shut up and sing or his life would be over.

Listening to: Here I Come - Fergie feat. will.i.am.

Wind Chimes Are Evil, Right?

OH MY GOD!!!

I just found out that Naima from ANTM admitted in an interview that she wasn't on ANTM to actually become a winner. Instead, she is a fame whore who just wants to boost her acting career. She went on the Tyra Banks Show and apologised to Tyra and Kahlen and the rest of the contestants. Oh yeah, and Tyra claimed that she can see right through fake. OMG and to think that Kahlen could've won!!!! Stupid fucking Naima.

So on a side note, my mother came home from visiting her sick uncle at the Changi hospital and went shopping at East Point and when she came back, she pulled this wind chime out of the bag and proudly showed it to me. And I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard that they attract devils and evil spirits. I dunno, I heard it from somebody. And she wanted to put it at the balcony. And I kind of went into a panic attack and was in "OMG" mode. I thought everybody knew. I think I might have overreacted. But still, it's as bad as my mother buying an Ouija board or something. Anyway, she didn't hang it eventually, and if she does, or if it hangs itself on its own, I'm going to burn it.

So anywhoo... if you're bored, go to Google Image Search and type in "Elephant Man". That will scare the shit out of you. And if you're still bored, CLICK HERE! Seriously, that is one freaky man. I mean, look at the bloody captions! There was this picture of him smiling and the caption read "Sorry, Tink was making me laugh during this shoot". Shudders.

BTW I got those two references above from America's Next Top Podcast! They are SOOOO bloody funny!!!!

Shut Up And Drive - Rihanna

Still prefer Umbrella (ella-ella-eh-eh-eh). I have the album but still prefer her other songs like Don't Stop The Music and Push Up On Me.

Vajengga!!

America's Next Top Podcast

I'm currently listening to this podcast called America's Next Top Podcast and it recaps and comments the seasons 7 and 8 of ANTM and OMG it's so friggin funny! People think I'm crazy.

Ok so anyway, yesterday I got a chance to experience extreme humiliation! Yay! Ok, so yesterday I had two tests for Maths and Biochemistry so I was studying those two the night before and didn't do my Organic Chem tutorial. So I just printed the tutorial yesterday morning and decided to just copy from the answers. Ok, so during Organic Chem tutorial (it was like a mass tutorial with four classes (i.e. the lecture theater was quite full) and the teacher called my name!!! I was caught off guard because usually she reads names that are easy to read and has never read a Malay or Indian name. She only reads Christian names. So she pronounced my name as "Akim". Like, what?! Ok, so I just got down with somebody else's paper and just copied blindly. But I was wrong so the teacher like, guided me step by step but I still didn't get it because I haven't gone through the lecture notes since the lecture. And then everybody was like, "No! No! It's like this! No No! You're wrong!" It's kind of like The Price Is Right. Ok, after the teacher gave me the bloody answer, she looked at me like I was pathetic or something, like, "Poor kid. He's so dumb." Urgh!! It's not that I'm dumb at Organic Chem, it's just that I haven't gone through the notes yet!

So anywhoo, umm... well nothing much to blog about apart from the fact that Channel V airs ANTM 8! Yay! But I know nobody subscribes to that channel so they actually sometimes air it on Hub TV but the screen is like, smaller to accomodate the stupid polls. And it's so funny because Channel V actually censors the word "bitch". OMG and sometimes they show re-runs of ANTM 7 and when they had the Catalan Secret commercial where they had to make out with the guy, Channel V actually put a square box around the part where they kissed. HAHAHA!!!

Epiphany

Hey! I've just realised that I'm weird looking. The more I see myself the more I think that I look like an alien, especially my ears. They're curvy. But hey! It worked for Tyra, right?

OMG speaking of aliens, I went Youtubing last week and searched for the "Tyra Goes Undercover As _________" episodes to further my proof that Tyra Banks is a really pathetic talk-show host. She's done stripper, Muslim, fat person, and man. I think that's all. So anyway, there was this really creepy family shown on the show and they're the most racist people EVER!!! They're proud to be Nazis. Man is this world fucked up!

OMG that family is wacky! And they are the most contradicting people ever. Ok, so they kind of hate every single race and religion other than theirs. So they kind of pretty much hate 99% of the world. And they're like, "We hate you guys! Go back to your homeland! Stay out of America!!! GO BACK TO AFRICA IF IT'S SO DAMN GREAT!" and wouldn't it be cool if Pocahantas came on the scene and was like, "BITCH, GO BACK TO EUROPE!" The kids are so going to get beaten up by black kids in high school. Man is this sad. And then in the interview the dad told Tyra to go back to Africa. And Tyra said, "Shut up!" and wouldn't it be cool if she said "KISS MY FAT ASS, BITCH!" And the dad said something like they're going to fight if they have to. Umm... riiight.

Live Earth

Hey Hey You You!!

Ok so I didn't really sit in front of the TV to watch Live Earth for 24 hours straight. I just taped most of it and watched it later and just skipped practically 70% of everything. Those black and white commercials were getting really pesky, oh except for the one with Naomi Campbell. I know one of them was like, her telling us that if we were to keep a plant or something, we would reduce CO2 emmisions by about 10%. Haha, I kept on thinking what went on through her head. I bet it was like, "Beat that, Tyra!! You give away all the Vaseline you want, you petroleum jelly wasting fattie. Go kiss my skinny green ass!"

And then there was this country singer who practically spent most of her time on stage telling everybody about how Al Gore rocks her socks and the fact that politicians are not caring about the environment and that they can go kiss her fat ass. I dunno, it sounded kind of very desperate. Like, "OH PUT ME IN THE HEADLINES FOR SAYING BAD THINGS!"

Rihanna performed in Tokyo!!!! Yay! Oh and was kind of disappointed that Madonna only sang 4 songs; Hey (Hey) You (You), Ray Of Light (boring), Hung Up (stupid Channel 5 didn't show for some reason) and some weird version of La Isla Bonita. She looked like some crazy drunk running on the spot and there was this even crazier and even more drunk violinist, so obviously it was great/funny. And it's so funny how Madonna is now like, the face of humanity despite being a lesbian-loving erotic woman.

Ok I have to go now, MUST DO MY BLOODY TUTORIALS!!! BOO!!!

Tambourine - Eve feat. Swizz Beatz

Ok, I've kind of realised that I haven't posted any videos or anything. So this is Tambourine by Eve. When I first heard it, I thought it was kind of dumb and sounded like some cheap version of Umbrella (because umbrella and tambourine sound so alike. Ok, not really, but you get my point) but it's actually kind of nice. I bet nobody I know listens to this! I KNOW!

Urrrggh!!

That is how I'm feeling. Urrgggh!!! Today was kind of like, those days where you're sick but not sick enough to go to the doctors. And it's like those things where you're perfectly healthy right before you leave your house and you end up sneezing the whole time outside. So I kind of left for home early and skipped some of my lectures to sleep. I mean, I dunno if I'm staying up for the LiveEarth thingy. They'd better have like, a surprise act by either Mariah Carey or Celine Dion.

Feeling really lethargic and sleeeeepy.

OMG and I nearly lost my EZ Link at the bus stop. Because I was like, oozing with snot and looked like a train wreck, I didn't realise that I dropped my EZ link card when the bus came and thank goodness I didn't board the bus because then I saw my card on the ground.

Currently listening to:

• Stranger - Hilary Duff
• You Know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse
• Buy U A Drink - T-Pain feat. Yung Joc
• This Is My Now - Jordin Sparks
• Rehab - Amy Winehouse
• Say Ok - Vanessa Hudgens
• Lost - Faith Hill
• All Good Things - Nelly Furtado
• Tambourine - Eve feat. Swizz Beatz
• Can't Leave 'Em Alone - Ciara feat. 50 Cent
• I Tried - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony feat. Akon
• Lil' L.O.V.E. - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony feat. Mariah Carey

I'm in love with the song Lost by Faith Hill. You should listen to it. I dunno, I like it but I seem to have a weird taste in music.

Still Tagboardless

Ok, I seriously don't know if anybody actually reads this because I have no evidence. Ok whatever. Urrgh!!! I'm starting to get all Mary J Blige over everything.

So anyway, nothing much happened since I last blogged apart from the fact that something really creepy is happening. Last night somebody called and it was a wrong number. Then, this afternoon, somebody else called and also, it was a wrong number. The weird thing is that they asked for my name. Thank goodness I didn't give away my name, because they might track me or something. Like, seriously.

UURRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

I'm actually kind of sick of the fact that the guys in my class are calling me "bitch". But you know, it's kind of like in a good way because I like to make snappy comments about random things. I mean, I'm not offended or anything but it's like really annoying but the funny thing is that the girls think it's really really ultimately rude, like calling somebody "mofo". But anyway, the novelty is totally wearing off because it's only amusing for a second and it's like those jokes that should not be mentioned the second time.

So anyway, I tried watching The Tyra Banks Show because of the one and only reason of hoping to get a glipse of Natasha, my favourite Russian person in the whole wide world and instead, got this interview with the so-called "famous" The Beverly Hills 4. Yeah, you haven't heard of them? Apparently, they're the supposedly "It" girls, unlike Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and pregnant Nicole Richie. And all four of them look like haggard hookers working down at the docks. I mean, seriously and one of them looks like a transverstite. And it's so funny how they were acting like as if they're famous and stuff and held auditions for a fifth member to become even more famous than what they were then. And like, 5 people auditioned. It's all really kind of pathetic because they had to dance and network as part of their rituals. And then the Beverly Hills 4 announced the winner live on Tyra Banks Show and the winner was all excited and happy, like as if she won something. Please. And seriously, it's like the saddest thing ever. And then Tyra brings in ex-"It" girls who are now 40-year-olds and still live with their parents (no kidding) and now look like those old women who put on way too much make-up. And the ex-"It" girls are like, "Don't do it! Don't party everyday! Have a backup plan to your already useless lives! Settle down!! Because you might end up becoming more promiscuous than what you really are and you might get AIDS or syphillis or some STD and might die! Do you want it to burn when you pee?!!!! DO YOU?!!! They're just using you because you look like hos and they just want you to sleep with them!! Don't DO IT!!!" and the "It" girls are like, "BITCH!! Go away! I have a back-up plan. Some rich handsome guy is going to come in the club when I shake ma' booty and take me away in his stallion into the beautiful meadows and we're going to get married and have children who look like Shiloh and we're going to live in a castle up in the clouds and have a pet unicorn. So I do have a back up plan! I'm just having fun right now!" and after that Tyra ends the show by asking us why young girls nowadays are asking for so much attention. Umm... maybe because they have this reality TV show called America's Next Top Model hosted by Tyra Banks and the fact that you have to either do crazy things or be crazy or even have a degenerative eye disease to get on the show.

And seriously, Tyra Banks was acting all Oprah-ish during one part because there were two finalists for the auditions and when one name was called out, Tyra called out on the other person for looking sad and the person was like, "It's Ok" but obviously looks sad and rejected and Tyra was like, having this monologue about how people need a sense of belonging and how - get ready for this - Tyra thinks the girl has self-esteem issues that she needs to work out. Like, WHAT?!!!! I mean, oh Tyra. Just cancel your crappy talk show and focus on ANTM. And stop acting like Oprah.

Desperate Housewives Rock My Socks!

Not really much to blog about, apart from the fact that I have realised that I do nothing on weekdays except for go to poly, learn, go home, do tutorial, study, sleep. Seriously!!! OMG I wish I had all the time in the world.

Anyway, watched the recap episode of Despo Housewives and they showed little fun-size clips which tells us why we love those four so much. OMG I realised that I LOVED Bree during season one because her quotes were so powerful. I actually laughed and was smiling and totally was anticipating for the "Rex cries when he ejaculates" quote. And also the "Palestine" quote was funny.

Something amazing happened during CSAS and my idea totally won the team in this game. And OMG we had to watch this boring old VCR video on handling harsh criticism at your workplace. Seriously, I dunno what link it has with CSAS. But I bet it links to Kevin Bacon. They gave you a step-by-step procedure on the art of giving and taking in criticism. It's actually really really boring because the characters were super boring because they were super interested in something so extremely boring. There was a boss who had to solve the conflict between this really rude angry bald man and this woman with a horrendous mini-afro. And seriously, the woman seriously looks like Vanessa Williams/Wilhelmina from Ugly Betty because of her orange texture and her high forehead and her weird lips. Oh and the boss helped to solve the issue blah blah blah. It totally reminded me of one episode of The Office where Michael tried to resolve the conflict between Dwight and Jim. Apart from the fact that that didn't put me to sleep because it wasn't so boring.

I'm madly in love with Rihanna and her new album Good Girl Gone Bad. And I just found out that she's only 19! OMG!!