Saturday, September 08, 2007

Movies!!

Rented 3 movies yesterday; Little Miss Sunshine, The Silence Of The Lambs and Clueless.

I didn't realise that Little Miss Sunshine was quite a vulgar movie. The grandpa was saying the F word throughout the journey. And OMG there was one scene that was so sad! The girl's brother had taken a silence vow and wouldn't speak until he gets enlisted for the Air Force. So he doesn't say anything for 9 months. So when they stopped by the hospital, the girl picked up this "DIY eye vision test" and she tests on her brother. So when she tests him on his colour-blindness, he couldn't see the letter in the circle. So he goes apeshit in the van and they had to pull over and he runs out and screams "FUCK!!!!!!" OMG it was so sad!

Then watched Silence Of The Lambs. I'm not gonna lie, it's the scariest movie I've ever seen! It was like CSI except it's 10 times more gory, disturbing, scary and surprising! So there was this serial killer called Buffalo Bill who skins his victims (all female) and puts some moth inside the throat of them and dumps them. So Jodie Foster, an FBI trainee, is sent on a mission to find Buffalo Bill. So she was told to go see this guy in prison called Hannibal Lector because he's just like Buffalo Bill. So she goes up to him and he's like, really freaky. There was this one scene which was totally disturbing! So it was dinner time and two policemen had to go inside his cell and put his food inside. So they had to handcuff him to the jail bars before they entered. But then, the Hannibal guy had some lockpick inside his mouth and freed himself. Then he handcuffed one of the guys and kind of bit off the other guy's face! Then when more police came, they found one of them being suspended on the jail bars with his guts being emptied! Eww! Oh and the other one that was bitten in the face was still alive but bloody and they took him to a hospital via an ambulance! So Hannibal was on the loose and they finally found him on top of the lift and is dead. What they don't know is that that was the other policeman whose face was bitten off and is dressed in Hannibal's clothes! Hannibal was inside the ambulance and he had worn the policeman's clothes and he put on the policeman's face over his!! It was so fucking scary!!!

Then there was another scene where the FBI found the location of Buffalo Bill. So the SWAT team comes in and surrounds a house. Then at the same time, Jodie Foster is running around bullet-vestless and approaching people's houses without a partner and asking them questions. At the same time, there's this scene where Buffalo Bill has to answer the door because his basement is where he keeps his victims. So when you thought that the FBI was going to get Buffalo Bill, you're wrong, because he opens the door and there's Jodie Foster all vulnerable! Then when the SWAT team goes inside the house, it's the wrong house! And I was like, HOLY CRAP!! Watch out!! It totally reminded of that Saw movie. So Buffalo Bill asks Jodie to come in and I was like, "NO! He's EVIL!!" But then she sees a moth fluttering by and realises that that's Buffalo Bill and tells him to freeze! But he runs into the basement and OMG that scene was the scariest scene EVER!!! Buffalo Bill switches off the light and Jodie is left all scared in the dark but Bill has night-vision goggles and HE'S RIGHT BEHIND HER!!!! So she still stumbles around for a minute and Bill pulls the trigger and Jodie turns around and shoots him! It was so scary!!!

And apparently, Buffalo Bill is a transvestite who abducts fat girls and starves them so that their skin is flabby and he skins them so that he can make a woman's outfit for himself!! Eww!!!

Then watched Clueless. It's an old movie starring Alicia Silverstone when she was a teenager. It's so funny in a bimbo kind of way!! It's kind of like Mean Girls, without the mean.