Yesterday my mother asked me to buy for her "Ajinamoto" when in actual fact it's actually monosodium glutomate. I asked, "MSG?" and my mother went "YES!" like as if I discovered a cure for cancer.
Anyway, went down and bought it. Was in the lift when I realised that the bimbo shopkeeper actually gave me a free can of Milo. I didn't pay for it. Maybe it's because she conned me and that all the extra money that I gave to her sums up to a can of Milo. Maybe the bimbo shopkeeper is repenting. Hmm.. Well, if she is, then maybe she should wear some pants and not those ugly short shorts.
Was drinking the stolen Milo while watching TV. And guess what? I watched The Apprentice! No, there's no Donald Trump. Instead, there's this lady called Martha Stewart. The ex-convict. Anyway, it's kind of like The Apprentice, but it's kind of a Martha Stewert version and it's such a budget version. I think I watched the finale or something, because instead of saying "You're hired!", she said elaborately, "I would like to offer you a job opportunity to work for Martha Stewart Living". Then, everybody (including the audience, except the winner) got champagnes and the winner received the car and there was this mini-movie of the winner going out of the building and going into her car and turning the ignition while saying "YES!". And while she drives off, everyone else in the studio is partying. HAHAHA!
I'm going to watch the World Cup tonight! HIPS DON'T LIE! I hope Italia wins it! Maybe we'll get free pastas tomorrow from Aunty Shirley.
Ciao!