I went beserk in my room yesterday and screamed and shouted and cried. Ok, it all happened when I was reading my textbooks trying to remember what I had learnt this year. Then, suddenly, out of nowhere, this thing flew on my hair. So I shook my head and went hysterical. Thank God nobody was there. Then, the earwig landed on my bed. Then, it flew all over the place. People say that earwigs go into your ear and lay eggs in your brain. Stop laughing, because this is no laughing matter. I didn't know earwigs live in Singapore. Shit! I slept with my eyes opened and my ears closed during the whole night because I couldn't find the earwig. Who knows? What if I wake up to find out that my brain is a birthplace for a couple of insects?
Well, people are going on holiday during the holidays. Some may be going to America to see Tyra Banks. Some may be going to Britain to see Naomi Campbell. Some might go to Brazil to see Gisele Bundchen. Some might go to Germany to see Heidi Klum. Well, I'm going to Johor on Saturday and Sunday to buy some DVDs. Great. I get to celebrate New Years Day with a bunch of pickpocketers.
Oh BTW poll on who you think will become America's Next Top Model. No more pretty-gene girl along with her trusty sidekick, I-Bags.
And friggin tag. I know you come to my blog to laugh at my misery, but at least leave a comment or something.