Ok, my title may be a bit different from my previous 'My ...' tradition, but oh well.
My brother has totally ignored me. He came home when I was still asleep and he locked the door. I wanted to open the door to confront him, but he didn't open the door for me. When he wakes up, I'm going to confront him, and shed a few tears, just to make him stop annoying and insulting me.
Top Model 5 was mediocre. I still wonder why Tyra made those auditions episodes. Can't she just make a 90 minute premiere that has the first 30 minutes as the castings and add the first episode? That would boost your ratings, Tyra.
My mother didn't watch ANTM surprisingly, so it was only the boys that watched it (my other brother and my dad and me). My brother and father laughed when Tyra asked Cassandra to name 3 Covergirls, when Tyra asked the 'Chip' girl when was the last time she did community service, when Jay acted like a pig, when Ms. J mocked Coryn with her eyebrows, when Tyra was 'auditioning' and tried to guess her birthdate, everything!
Channel 5 kept a deep dark secret from us. They didn't show many many parts. First, they didn't show the part where Kim announced to Tyra that she was a lesbian. Next, they cut the part where Kyle said that Kim was the first lesbian she ever met. Then, they cut the part where Diane was asking Cassandra how she feels about President Bush being dumb and that he's from Texas. Ha! Next week, Kim and another contestant are going to make out. I would like to see how Channel 5 cuts these bits.
Now lets talk about all the contestants shall we?
Ashley: Needs to catch some 'Z's. She seriously has those eyebags and in the polaroid photo, she looked like a relative of Tyra (an alien). And don't brag about you going to get the contract. You're boring! And I thought you were my pre-show favourite. Shame on you.
Bre: She seriously needs to throw up. She said that about 5 times. I don't like her hair. I prefer it straight. And she talks like this, she talks right in front of your face!
Cassandra: Wait till you see the makeover episode. This sociopath seriously needs to get some emotions.
Coryn: I have just realised that she's very muscular. I think all her fats have converted into muscles. What more can we say about Ms. Eyebrows?
Diane: Another plus-size model who wouldn't have a chance in hell to win. Tyra said that she would make a great plus-size model, then my father asked me what Tyra said, and I said that she (Tyra) said that she (Diane) would make a great plus-size model. Then he (my dad) laughed. I think he (my dad) knows that she (Diane) would never win this competition.
Ebony: Don't get it twisted! And she kind of looks like me.
Jayla: She totally looks like Alia. And she's a Jehovah's Witness! I bet she goes to the same church as Michael Jackson. And I did some research and apparently, Naomi Campbell is a Jehovah's Witness. Ha!
Kim: She's a lesbian by the way. Why did Channel 5 cut that part?! Sheesh! You can have Crazy Horse topless cabaret shows and you won't even tell us that this girl likes girls?
Kyle: Woo! I love her. Don't you?
Lisa: She looks really old. Really. And what's with the mother's story? Seems like everybody has that kind of story. Lisa, Coryn, Nicole.
Nicole: Chapstick is like lipbalm. And when Nicole wanted to look for Chapstick, I was like, "FRIGGIN SPLIT UP!". And she apparently doesn't know how to cook instant noodles. Ha.
Nik: She looks good at the airport when she said that she was the competition. But take those glasses off and stop acting like Naima!
Sarah: Oh ya, my dad and brother laughed when she tripped on the runway. Hahaha!
Oh ya, they cut the scene the part where a girl was sitting on Kim's lap. Eventually, Channel 5 is going to spend some time editing.
And I heard what Kim said about the instant noodle incident.
Nicole: This ramen tastes like hay, like straw hay. It's really bad. No, it's bad. That's why I'm complaining. I made it wrong.
Bre says something.
Krystle: She made the cup of noodles wrong.
Bre says something.
Nicole: How is that complaining if I'm telling you about...
Bre: No, girl, you have been complainin' the whole time. Juz give me five minutes withou' it. Just five, please.
Girl who's sitting on Kim's lap: I'm sorry I'm ghetto I could cook my cup o' noodles real good.
Nicole [in an interview]: You can't get mad at me for not knowing how to make ramen noodles. Seriously.
Nicole: You've been complaining about coffee, you've been complaining about everything
Krystle says something that cannot be made out. She's mocking Nicole.
Jessica interviews and says something that cannot be made out. She says 'catty'.
Nicole: No, no! It's you who's been complaining about chips and...
Adriana [in an interview]: Those people are trying to get bitchy and like competitive and like dramatic.
Krystle [thanks to subtitles]: Don't even put my name in it 'cause I did not open it 'cause I did not give a damn about them chips.
Nicole: You don't even know me who could you say that I'm spoiled?
Kim: Who wants cookies?
Nicole [in an interview]: I guess some people were thinking that I'm complaining and I didn't see that. I'm not really worried about them. They can do what they wanna do and I'm gonna play my own strategy. I dunno. We'll see what happens.
Girl who's sitting on Kim's lap: Anybody on their period right now?
Kim: Looks like some people are gonna get it.
Dramatic Gong.
Ha!