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Hello!!!!

Urgh! I feel like I'm wearing an invisible neck brace due to the salah bantal.

Blah blah blah
Rant rant rant
Complain complain complain
We get it! Your life sucks. Oh boo hoo. You have it so much better than so many people.

My handphone is seriously possessed or something. It died on me and when I went home to charge it it said that the battery was full. Sabar. 1 more month!

I'm going to study like crazy during the weekend! I wanna get As!! Or Zs!

Anyway, the weather is seriously getting hotter. Don't ever wear black in the day!! I don't know how you do it.

I Kissed A Girl is #1 on Billboard! Yay! But how odd. I thought that it was like those novelty songs.

Oh My God! Thursday was heaven.

The Opposite Of The Horseshoe

Muffin top!
Heeheeeheeee!!!

I almost died of embarrassment yesterday. Sometimes I wish my parents would've named me differently. I hate being first!!!

Still haven't skipped a lecture! Yay!

Actually, Hard Candy isn't so bad. I thought that it was crappy, but I guess it was because I was comparing it to E=MC2 and Confessions On A Dancefloor. I'm totally in love with Give It 2 Me and Candy Shop.

Ok I'm off to do my freaking ass assignments.

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

Tomorrow, school starts! Hurry up and arrive, Tuesday!!!

One of my favourite movies in the whole wide world is Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind!!! It's like those movies which mixes comedy, drama and sci-fi. And it just gets better everytime you watch it again.

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I need to save up my money!!! I wish I had those accounts where I could just deposit and can't withdraw.

Oh, tapeworm. If I drink your poison, won't I kill myself too.

I just wanna get Tuesday done and over with! Stupid presentation.

School starts on Monday. Blerg!

Rosemary's Baby

Heeheehee!!! Yesterday's 30 Rock was HILARIOUS!!!

Especially the Liz flashback when she was younger.

"Is that guy carrying a gun?"
"Yeah, but don't worry, he's not a cop."

Hee hee hee!!!

And the Followship Award was given to Liz

Jack: The Follow Ship Award is presented anually to the woman, I'm sorry, person who best exemplifies a follower.
Liz: I'm not a follower!
Jack: It also comes with $10,000.
Liz: I accept this proudly on behalf of followers everywhere.

And THIS!!! THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Especially the Hispanic lady above.

I still have a couple of crappy ass assignments.

Sunday Morning

I hate my handphone!! I have to charge it everyday and it can't even tahan at least a 5 minutes phone call. I have to wait for one more month! One more agonizing month!

Anyway, yesterday we saw this guy who looks exactly like the frontman of Maroon 5, except that he was like, a homeless version. And when I mean homeless, I just mean that he had a heavy stubble.

Urgh!

It's like ten thousand spoons

Desperate Housewives As It Could've Been

This is actually the intended pilot episode of Desperate Housewives. Mary Alice, Rex and John the gardener were intended to be different actors. Thank God! Man, Mary Alice sucked, Rex sucked, and John sucked. It's like, this Mary Alice doesn't sound like she's high. She just sounds normal.

Anyway, I had a really weird dream last night. You know, usually in dreams, you are yourself, but apparently I became this 6-year-old girl who was hired by the mafia to do those dirty jobs. Kind of like that kid from Sweeney Todd. And then after I had done all those jobs, I went to the headquarters and all of a sudden there was an ambush and the mafia boss suddenly shot me to stop me from revealing all the secrets and stuff. And the weird thing is that in my dreams, when somebody shoots me or I get hurt or something, I don't feel it but when that mafia boss shot me, it hurt! Ok that was totally random. I remember one time I dreamt that Sabrina the Teenage Witch shot me and it didn't hurt.

30 Rock Rocks

I cannot believe it!!! I actually realized that I missed the premiere episode of 30 Rock, the one with Seinfeld in it!!! NOOOOO!!!! Oh well, I'll just have to wait for the repeats.

Anyway, the latest episode of 30 Rock is SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!! OH MY GOD it's hillarious!!! I love it!!! It was about Tracy, the black guy being out of control. So his wife, Angie (played by Sherri Shepherd) asked Liz to keep an eye on him.

"Tracy is like a horny child"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And then Jenna becomes more popular because she's fat and everybody loves her, and then she was in a commercial for Enorme, a fragrant for plus-sized women. They showed the commercial and IT WAS SOOOOO FUNNNNNYYYYY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And she was offered a role as Mrs Pacman in the live-action Atari movie. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

And the funniest thing was when Tracy went to a stripclub and Angie scolded Liz and said....

"I trusted you! You wear glasses!"

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!! IT'S TOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok you should go watch it.

Ok I have a migraine.

PS: I LOVE LIZ LEMON/TINA FEY!!! She's like, kind of kental.

Notes On A Scandal

OH MY GOD!!!!

Why does this have to happen right at the start of the holidays? I wanna go to school!!!!

This is just like Notes On A Scandal, except for the fact that a teacher didn't really sleep with her student. And no teachers were involved. But this thing could explode before our very eyes!! YAY!!!!

Mimi's Third Single Is....

I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!! Is her management trying to NOT let her get her 19th #1 or something? I mean, Bye Bye wasn't even top 10 because she released her video way too late, like a month after she performed on American Idol. And now this??!!! I mean, it's a nice song, but not single-worthy!!!

Ok, from E=MC2, I'm ranking from best to mediocre.

Best
Bye Bye
I Stay In Love
Migrate
Last Kiss
O.O.C.
Side Effects
Touch My Body
I'm That Chick
I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time
Cruise Control
Love Story
Thanx 4 Nothin'
For The Record
I Wish You Well
Mediocre

I mean, at least either choose I Stay In Love or FREAKING Migrate!!!!! It'll be a summer hit!!!!

Over

Yes! My tarm tests are over!!! What's even better is that HTech and CSAS aren't examinable, so there won't be any exams! Yay! That means that for the semester exams, I'm only doing 3 subjects! Yay!!!!

Anyway, thought I screwed up my AImm. I wanna get at least 1 Z for this semester. So my chances with AImm, HTech and CSAS are most likely gone... So what's left is FPath and MGen.

WTH lah my left earpiece is spoilt. I hate iPod earphones.

30 Rock is super funny! OMG it's like The Office's twin brother, except with sound effects and background music. What I love about these shows is that when you tape it and you watch it again, you tend to catch small things that make it more funnier.

Like, there's the star of the sketch show called Jenna, the blonde. And at the start of the season, she gained a lot of weight, and she told Liz (Tina Fey) that she was on this diet called The Japanese Pornstar Diet. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OH MY GOD it's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard!!! Hahaha!!!! Next time somebody says that they're on a diet, ask them if they're on The Japanese Pornstar Diet. HAHAHA!!! So anyway, the diet involves eating paper, but they can eat as much paper as they want. HAHAHAHA!!!!

And so Jack (Alec Baldwin) tells her to go see Dr Spaceman (pronounced Spa-chur-muhn) who really is like, a recurring character. Anyway, the doctor asks Jenna if she's heard of the meth diet. HAHAHAHA!!!! And he has a brochure to go along!! HAHAHAHA!!! But then Jenna tells him that teeth retention is important to her. So Dr Spaceman recommends her to go to some weird diet or something. I forgot. And then he showed her all the ex-clients on the wall who went on the diet. OH MY GOD!!!! Ashlee Simpson, the Unabomber, Kenny Rogers and that alien from that 80s sitcom who looks like an anteater. Alfie or something like that. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I especially love Liz! She's so funny, and is like, easily paiseh-ed.

Top Up

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!

It was totally planned, wasn't it?

There IS such a thing as double-stranded RNA! Hah! In your face practically 75% of the cohort!!!

Yesterday was apparently some National Karang Guni Day. They kept on honking every half hour.

I have learnt the art of finger snapping!! Yay!!! I really thought I was functionally innate in finger snapping.

Anyway, watched Lost finale yesterday. IT'S SOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Yes I still watch that show, because I've been following it and it's the most mind-boggling TV show ever!! Like, if you miss one episode, you're gonna be lost. Like, they actually moved the island to protect it from the other people trying to find it. And Locke's the dead guy! Woot!

Migrate

I'm actually liking the stuff that we are currently learning. The irony is that everybody hates MGen and I LOVE IT!!! Punnet's Square, Plasmid DNA, Conjugation, Transformation, Transduction. Yay!

He is such a stupid, stupid asshole!!! Seriously, tutorial yesterday, I was soooo happy for only like, 5 seconds and you just had to appear, huh?

Ok whatever. I'm off to study!!

How Come A Soccer Field Is Hot After A Match?

Because all the fans have already gone home.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SOOOO FAAAARRRNIIEEEEE!!!

Ok whatever.

Anyway I'm madly in love with this song called "Alone", sung originally by Heart and covered by Celine Dion. Seriously, Celine Dion's version is way way way better than Heart's. And it's sad that nobody knows about this song.

Anyway, watched the premiere of ANTM 9 on Channel 5, even though I've already watched it. Urrghhh! I freaking hate Channel 5 lah! They practically cut so many parts of it. Like the part when Lisa was giving Saleisha a lapdance. And the part when Janet was demonstrating on how to bikini wax Tyra.

You know what I hate? People (especially mats and minahs) who blast their handphones with 'Low'. The song is already basi!!! Like, earphones were invented for a purpose.

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!!

It's All Coming Back To Me Now

Yesterday I was playing this CSI game on my cousin's X-Box. It's so good!!! Ok actually the game has been out for 10,000 years, it's just that I didn't even bother playing the X-Box. I WANT EITHER X-BOX 360 OR PLAYSTATION 3!!!! Then I can play the GTA 4! Yeah!

They're so expensive lah. Lagi baik main Neopets. Haha remember that?

WTF how am I supposed to wait until Friday!

My term tests are next week! And I haven't even studied MGen lah! I mean, MGen is soooooo boring, tak paham, the lecturer's voice cures insomnia. Seriously. And additionally, the lecturer has a mega thick Chinese accent so sometimes I don't get what he's saying.

Till now, I never really cared
And now it chills me to the bone

Side Effects

I'm still madly in love with E=MC2. This might actually be a whole lot better than Emancipation Of Mimi. I mean, E=MC2 should at least get a Best Album Grammy nomination!

I friggin can't wait for Monday! AAaaah!!

But I have that stupid interview before that! I seriously hope I don't just laugh at her. Man, all those bitching sessions have accumulated to a point where I just laugh all of a sudden just because I think of her.

FYI: SHE is my tutor/lab instructor. Her hair is reminiscent of Saleisha post-makeover, kind of like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago, but tak jadi. And seriously, the funny thing is that every 10 minutes (I'm not exaggerating), she talks about her experience and all that crap. She's kind of like Tyra. And you know what she did? She punished people for talking in class by forcing them to donate for the Cyclone Nargis thingy in Myanmar. Why make it a punishment?

So anyway, Ugly Betty finale!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Ok actually not so much. The ending was sooooo stupid!!! I'm sorry, but we didn't see her choose? And what was up with all the Madonna Hard Candy song-whoring?! Lindsay Lohan's cameo was... umm... pathetic? Naomi Campbell, on the other hand, was fantastic! Heehee with the cellphone thing.

Spoiled!

Urgh! I didn't want to be spoiled. But some stupid girl just had to blurt it out in the library!! I was studying and when I heard it I was like, fucking pissed lah! I kind of went like, "WHAT?!!!" I dunno, I was pissed, and this stupid girl just spoiled my evening!

But I'm so SO SO happy that David Cook won!!! Yay!!! I loved him the time he sang Billie Jean. It's so different from Michael Jackson's version. I mean, his voice is so raspy and deep!! I LOVE IT!!!! I admit that his voice is like, the first guy voice I actually liked from the show. Now all he needs to do is just cover and rockify all the power ballads. Like Alone, All By Myself, Without You, My Heart Will Go On! PLEASE!!!

I GOT FREE MONEY!!!!! Haha ok actually... no. It's just that usually at KFC, payday is on the 7th and 22nd. So there was an ATM and I was actually thinking, "Hmm... What if they actually gave me, like $20 or something?" And so I checked and I got $100+!!! OMG I'm so happy lah! I mean, it's been such a long time since I worked and now I'm getting the money that I deserve!!! I'm so happy!!!! Yah, but I'm still saving it! I was totally depressed a few days ago because I had to fork out $100+.

PS: And I heard that the CSC is crumbling!!! The lunatics are taking over the asylum!!! Ok actually, no! It's just that the lunatics had already taken over in the first place, and the sane patients are sane enough to quit. Hehehe!!! I'm secretly happy, but feel bad for some people. But honestly, when I got my pay, I kind of missed going to work. And then I think about how everybody is quitting and how queue calls are through the roof (Pizza Hut had 160+!!!) and how they're gonna force me to do menial tasks (except for picking up food for training).

Ok I'm off to freaking study!!

All I See

I'm in love with this song!

Anyway, I totally want David Cook to win! I just can't stand freaking David Archuleta. He's like a singing robot. And seriously, I don't think he has any commercial appeal. It's like, after they performed they had Ruben what's-his-face. And it's like, "Yeah, that could be David Archuleta in five years."

I'm so paranoid!

Desperate Housewives FINALE!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! The episode was so awesome!! Firstly, Waynard! Haha, and I totally love Gabrielle now! Hehe! The drug dealer called and threatened to throw acid in her face and after Gabrielle hung up, she told Carlos calmly, "Ok, we really need to get Caller ID." Hehehe!!!

And Katharine Mayfair's storyline makes sense now!! Poor her and her dead daughter and "Dylan".

And the biggest OH MY GOD!!!!! went to the Five Years Later!!!! Eeeek!! I can't wait for Gabrielle's kids!

ANTM Recap: Finale!

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Don't read on if you don't wanna know who wins!!!


So anyway, three girls remain. Covergirl commercial. Fatima seriously sucked at the commercial.

So she was sent home. I have to say that she might be really striking in person, but she totally can't be a model.

Anya looks so pretty! Sigh.

Versace fashion show! Wow! Very impressive, Tyra!

Whitney. Umm... her walk kind of sucked. It was too bouncy for me. And she smiled!!! You're not supposed to do that!

On the other hand, I thought that Anya's walk rocked! But apparently the judges loved Whitney's but hated Anya's.

And Tyra actually looks good... Finally!

So deliberations went like: Anya is high fashion. Whitney just takes pretty pho-tos.

So eventually.....

Whitney wins!

Aww... Poor Anya! I thought she rocked! I hope she realises that she doesn't need the crummy Covergirl contract.

It's so weird that a fatty won! Work those lipids like there's no tomorrow!

And then Whitney was like, "Oh! I'm here to represent all those women who think that they are different! Blah blah blah! I was made fun of when I was growing up blah blah blah!"

Yeah, she's morbidly obese and fugly! I'm so sure!

Woot!

And then Tyra decided to take pictures.

Catalog! Ew, Ms J step cute.

Couture! OMG Tyra Banks sucks as a model!

Seventeen magazine! Notice how Ms J's and Nigel's poses are the same as catalog.

And I cannot believe they didn't have the traditional montage of all the girls disappearing and the appearance of the logo next to Whitney, but instead they just showed this! I'm so disappointed!

But overall, this season kicked ass! From Fatima and her mutillation, to Dominique's missing tooth, to Lauren and her Avril Lavigne, to Anya!

Ok I need to study!

6 Degrees

I have battled both procrastination and distraction!

But still it's so panas nak mampos lah!

So anyway, I seriously don't know about all this tunang and nikah stuff. All this while I thought nikah meant engagement. But actually nikah was the actual wedding ceremony, while tunang was the engagement. AAaaah!! OMG OMG OMG!!! My brother might get married soon. I mean, he hasn't tunang yet lah, but by the looks of it, they're going to be soon. YAY! And my brother's girlfriend is actually really cool. Not a minah at all lah! My parents actually like her and notice that my brother's a lot more responsible now. I can't wait for them to get married and have babies so I can be an uncle!!!! There I said it!!! I want to play with babies but I don't want to have the responsibility. But there's this whole thingy because she's only 2 years older than my brother. I mean, how old-fashioned can people get lah!

Anyway, after all the pouring of my excitement (which I normally don't do here), I now freaking hate Bree lah! I mean, the latest episode of Desperate Housewives involved Edie finding out about Danielle's baby and she blackmailed Bree, so she came clean with the other housewives and Lynette mentioned that Bree's like the greatest mother ever for protecting Danielle. Umm... No!! She was just trying to protect her butt from utter humiliation! What an ass! And she was more of an ass because, you see, Bree and Orson are temporarily separated and Orson wanted to see Benjamin (the baby) but then Bree didn't let him because the baby doesn't have an ounce of Orson's blood! I mean, WHAT A FREAKING BITCH! Orson had helped her with all the covering up faux pregnancy and this is how Bree repays him.

And THE OFFICE FINALE!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!! Jim was supposed to propose to Pam during the party!!!! And he actually took out the ring box and was about to talk to Pam but then stupid Andy just had to interrupt the whole thing and propose to Angela!!!! And Angela's response was, "OK". Hehe I love Angela. But felt bad for Dwight. And I totally love the new girl in the office!!! She was totally Michael's match!! And I also LOVED the interactions between the new girl and Kevin, the bald fat guy. Dwight told her that Kevin was employed because he's retarded and then the new girl kept on talking to her like as if Kevin was retarded and then Kevin thought that she was coming on to him! Hee!

I'm still surprised at what he said on Saturday. I mean, I really really wanted to know more, but I know they might think that I was kay-poh. I mean, Really? This mystery will boggle me for the rest of my life. I mean, even today I'm like, "Really?" I mean.... Really?

Ok whatever I'd bet nobody gets what I said.