Wednesday, May 21, 2008

ANTM Recap: Finale!

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Don't read on if you don't wanna know who wins!!!


So anyway, three girls remain. Covergirl commercial. Fatima seriously sucked at the commercial.

So she was sent home. I have to say that she might be really striking in person, but she totally can't be a model.

Anya looks so pretty! Sigh.

Versace fashion show! Wow! Very impressive, Tyra!

Whitney. Umm... her walk kind of sucked. It was too bouncy for me. And she smiled!!! You're not supposed to do that!

On the other hand, I thought that Anya's walk rocked! But apparently the judges loved Whitney's but hated Anya's.


And Tyra actually looks good... Finally!

So deliberations went like: Anya is high fashion. Whitney just takes pretty pho-tos.

So eventually.....


Whitney wins!

Aww... Poor Anya! I thought she rocked! I hope she realises that she doesn't need the crummy Covergirl contract.

It's so weird that a fatty won! Work those lipids like there's no tomorrow!

And then Whitney was like, "Oh! I'm here to represent all those women who think that they are different! Blah blah blah! I was made fun of when I was growing up blah blah blah!"



Yeah, she's morbidly obese and fugly! I'm so sure!

Woot!

And then Tyra decided to take pictures.

Catalog! Ew, Ms J step cute.

Couture! OMG Tyra Banks sucks as a model!

Seventeen magazine! Notice how Ms J's and Nigel's poses are the same as catalog.

And I cannot believe they didn't have the traditional montage of all the girls disappearing and the appearance of the logo next to Whitney, but instead they just showed this! I'm so disappointed!

But overall, this season kicked ass! From Fatima and her mutillation, to Dominique's missing tooth, to Lauren and her Avril Lavigne, to Anya!

Ok I need to study!