Paint = Fierce!

Fake! It's all fake and it's so stupid!!! Urgh!! I just wish this world wasn't so corrupted and crazy! Seriously, I was so pissed this evening!

So blah blah blahs aside, I am totally going to get Alzheimer's when I grow up. I keep on rinsing my mug in the bathroom sink at night before I go to sleep and I would only realize it until I have nowhere to put it. Next thing you'll know I'd be storing frying pans inside the freezer.

I think I might be quite good with children, it's just that some kids are adorable in a sense that they don't really annoy you, but then there are other kids who just annoy the hell out of you. You know, the ones that totally crave for your attention and will just do anything. Urgh! It's so malas nak layan. Ok why am I totally being random?

Anyway, ANTM RECAP TIME!!! So look away if you don't really wanna be spoiled...

Apparently, the photoshoot this week involves the girls have paint splattered on their faces! Fierce! And also a little poisonous, right? I mean, ew! But still, it turned out to be great!

Whitney! I know this might sound crazy, but I am in love with her! She's really sassy and might actually go the furthest among the previous fatties! Seriously, her previous photos are amazing

Anya! Even though she looks like an albino Celine Dion, she's like the most magical creature I have ever seen! And she's actually Russian-born but was adopted at the age of 4. Mail order!

Lauren! I love her sooo much! But she does look a bit meth-faced in person.

Aimee! She's totally like Kahlen, because she looks semi-horrible in person and her photos look really different.

Stacy-Ann! Too much paint! Her hairstyle is kind of growing on me. Kind of.

Claire! She's like the David Archuleta of ANTM. Everybody's favourite because she's "edgy" and "photogenic" but I don't really think so. Maybe I don't really love her because she drinks her own breast milk.

Katarzyna! I don't really hate her, I don't really like her.

Fucking Dominique! Even though her photo is - I must admit - good, she still looks like a 50-year-old tranny! And she has the attitude too! She's kind of like Jade! She keeps on talking about herself in third-person. Once she said, "Dominique believes in Dominique! Dominique will be the next Tyra Banks!" Uh... yeah.... And I hated how she accused Whitney of being racist! But Whitney totally shouldn't have said that her best friend is black. If you say that, it kind of means that there is a possibility that you might be a racist. But I totally loved Whitney when she said, "Don't. Call. Me. Racist!" The delivery and sassiness is perfect!

And seriously, she looks 60. She now somehow reminds me of the son of Cruella DeVil and Leatherface, who faked his own death to undergo a sexual reassignment surgery and come back from Dominic to Dominique, and tries to compete with his/her brother for their mother's dalmation coat company while they try to help their father who is accused of killing many people with a chainsaw.

And Fatima. Fatima, Fatima, Fatima. You seriously do not have the right to scoff at every single comment made by everybody! Seriously, she sucks eggs! And freaking shave your armpits! Stupid Fatima! She's totally getting a Yaya vibe. Like, the African girl who thinks she's better and classier than everybody, but in actual is just stank.

And poor Marvita. Tyra said that the picture is like, "Vogue meets National Geographic". Ok, I kind of see it, but that's kind of racist right? Wouldn't it be cool if Tyra says "Don't. Call. Me. Racist!" But still, it looks like National Geographic meets Dragon Ball Z. You know, with the red cellophane thingy over the eye.

Random Post

KFC/Pizza Hut still haven't called me, so I'm assuming that they do not want me. I mean, really? I thought they were really desperate! Urgh!

Got to watch Michael Clayton yesterday. It's kind of confusing about how lawyers kill each other to win their cases. But there was one scene where the bad guy hired assassins to kill one of the lawyers and made it seem like suicide. It was like, so cool yet so disturbing! They killed the guy by injecting air into one of his toes! That's so freaky! I cannot believe Tilda Swinton won Best Supporting Actress! She seemed to have some weird mild Irish accent which was threatening to get out. I cannot believe Cate Blanchett didn't win!

Anyway, Juno is kind of a bad movie, because it sends a message that it's OK if you're knocked up at the age of 16, because you're gonna trigger hormones that will make you witty, sarcastic and loveable. Seriously, there was a pregnant teenager sitting across me yesterday and I immediately thought, "JUNO!" And I was assuming that she's witty and charming and stuff and call her baby a sea monkey and drive toy cars across her belly. But in actual fact she just looked like death.

I'm kind of following American Idol. My current favourites are that Brooke White, the one who sang Love Is A Battlefield and the Irish girl who sang I Drove All Night. I seriously don't see what's so great about that David Archuleta. His vocal range is soooo limited! And he keeps on licking his lips.

Ok I need to barf.

Breaking The Waves

I have stooped to the bottom of the barrel and have applied for a job at Pizza Hut Call Centre. Yes, it's like sanity suicide. I don't know, funny thing is that I applied yesterday and they still haven't called me today! I'm suddenly desperate for a job! My other choice would be to work at Starbucks at Simei. But I'm so terrified some crazy businesswoman might throw coffee on me.

Anyway, watched La Vie En Rose. It's not really a great movie but that Marion Cotillard was such a great actress! There was this scene where she found out that her lover died in a plane crash and then she kind of went around the whole room crying for him.

Speaking of plane crashes, I've been following the fourth season of Lost. Yes, I still watch that show. And it's SO GOOD!!!! OMG it's SO SO SO much better than the previous seasons. Mainly because instead of boring flashbacks, they're having flashfowards and apparently, there's some weird conspiracy where six of the survivors pretend that they're the only people who survived whereas the rest of them died already. OMG it's so good!!!!!!

So Funny!

OMG this is so effing hilarious! Especially at 0:59 where the injured guy's head is in between the medic's legs! Hahahaha!!!!

Mr Cellophane

I cannot believe it! My results are out and they're more suckier than the previous semester! Seriously, I totally flunked my exams! Ok actually I passed everything, but OMG I sucked! But the weird thing was that I studied like crazy!

Communication Skills For Applied Science - B+
Sociology - B+
Understanding Art - C+
Basic Microbiology - C+
Human Physiology & Immunology - C
Cell Biology - C
Maths & Statistics - D+

I understand if I sucked at Maths, but the rest!! Ahh!! Ok it's time for me to study consistently throughout the whole semester. And my GPA dropped! I need to bring myself back up. Ok whatever, I'm just gonna be depressed for a couple of days.

Anyway, I have found out that I have an innate gift in pool.

I hate those newspaper ads which request for bilingual speakers. Ok, bilingual means having the ability to speak two languages. I'm bilingual, but apparently, in Singapore, bilingual means Mandarin! It's so weird! I can't rant, it's against the law to express your true opinions.

Urgh! I can't even look at my results! They're disgusting! I'm tainted!

Footprints In The Sand

Project Runway finale!! I'm glad the winner won but I totally preferred Jillian.

ANTM Makeovers sucked eggs! It's like as if Tyra was obligated to change everybody's freaking hair colour! So here's my take from worst makeover to best makeover...













My favourite has got to be Marvita's! They did like, a horse mane thingy, and she's actually becoming one of my favourites. She's not much of an asshole now. So yay! And Lauren totally looks amazing!!! At first I hated her during castings because she had this yukky pose where she was shrugging her shoulders. And look at her "Before" shot! She looks like a meth addict! And the ponytails! I wish they had coloured Fatima's hair a bit orange. Claire looks like Ashley Judd. (Famous) Amis looks totally like somebody I know, and it's so freaking uncanny. Whitney looks more like Anna Nicole Smith now that she's blonde. And her pictures are actually quite good. Aimee's hair is gonna be the Brittany's hair. It's like a furry animal died on her head. Poor Anya, Dominique and Stacy-Ann. Stacy-Ann was so pretty before the makeover and she had this weird kid-voice and before they chopped off her hair, she was anticipating a Naomi Campbell hair to the butt, but then Tyra must have heard her mention She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and so chopped off her hair and made her less of a woman and more of a prepubescent boy.


Seriously, she looks like an alcoholic housewife. Is she 50? Plus she looks very No Country For Old Men-ish with the haircut. I preferred her when she looks like Robin Wright Penn, except a transvestite version.

And poor Anya! I can't see her eyebrows! She looks like Celine Dion and Gollum's baby, and the baby is albino, and mistook facial wash with concentrated hydrochloric acid!

She looks so pretty during the credits! Poor poor Anya!

Current favourite is totally Lauren! She's supposed to be the awkward girl. Kind of like Heather or Shandi. She kind of reminds me of Amanda from Ugly Betty for some reason.

I love Fatima's face but seriously, she is an ass!

Prison Break

Eek! There's some guy on the loose! And he's like, a terrorist. When I heard of it, I was so terrified because I live really close to Changi Prison, and he might just disguise himself as a door-to-door salesman and slash me.

Apparently, yesterday New Paper published different possible disguises. Blonde hair, goatee, glasses, and there was one where they just put shades over his eyes. That's so freaking conspicuous!

Anyway, rented this movie called Annie Hall a couple of days ago and honestly, it is the best romantic comedy movie I have ever seen! Funny thing is that it was made more than 30 years ago! 30!! And it stars this guy called Woody Allen and Diane Keaton when she looks like a free-spirited hippie. And the movie is so brilliant and smart and intelligent! It's so GOOD!!!!!! I wanna buy it! There was this one scene where both Woody Allen and Diane Keaton go to the shrink seperately but are shown at the same time and the shrinks asks how often they have sex. The guy says, "Hardly ever! 3 times a week!" then Diane Keaton says, "Constantly! 3 times a week!"

Hee! And the beginning was so funny because he was talking about his life and there was like a flashback where they showed his class in kindergarten and he was narrating and wondering where all his classmates were. Then they kind of interviewed the classmates and then one of them says, "I'm into leather." HAHAHA!

Anyway, yesterday had to buy a birthday cake for my grandma. The lady at the cake shop gave me a plate of samples of different cakes. They were especially for ME!!! But you know what happened, a bunch of assholes just pushed me away (OK they didn't really) and just took those limited samples that were available. I mean, it's fine if you want to buy the cakes, but they just grabbed a few and just went off. Urgh! They are not yours THEY ARE MINE!!!

I can't wait to eat like a pig during the weekend. Yay!

ANTM!

Just watched ANTM 10, the first elimination. OMG I totally love this cycle already! Ya, that's what I said about ANTM 9, and it ended up being the crappiest one yet.

But new things!

- New York City!

- New opening credits. Instead of showing the past cycle and having the girls pose from different coloured backgrounds, we have like a montage of Tyra, Tyra and Tyra! How humble of her! And then they show like, the girls backstage of a photoshoot and like behind-the-scenes of it. In other words, it sucked! I mean, maybe it's hard to put in 9 winners. Oh, I mean 8, but can't you at least budge Naima out of the winners' montage?

- Paulina Porizkova! She's replacing Twiggy, and she's much better than her! Totally! She actually called Dominique a transverstite right in front of her face! And she kind of bitchslapped Nigel. I totally love her!

- Tyra lost weight! Maybe she's realised that Paulina would look a thousand times better than her so she had to close down the Kiss My Fat ASS business


- Anya! She is magical! It's like as if Celine Dion and Natasha fused together to form an amazing woman! She's really really pretty! But she has like, some weird Russian accent and Tyra hates her accent. Shut up, Tyra! Well, at least she was called first.

- Fatima! She's Somalian and her labias were sewn together, meaning she can't have sex. Just because of that, you don't have the right to bitchslap everybody! I seriously hope she has an epiphany.

Aimee didn't really impress me much. She's those girls that look horrible in person but great in photos.

In love with Anya! I hope she wins!

Exhale

My exams are finally fricking over!!! I'm so exhausted, I wanna go to sleep for a whole 24 hours. I've been studying like a crazy madman over the past week. And to think that the exams are only 40% of the whole module. I haven't even watched the season premiere of ANTM, which kind of premiered last Thursday. Boo!

BTW I had Maths just now. My calculator was kind of iffy before the exams because the screen was kind of fading, so the battery's dying. So I thought, hey it's only 2 hours. OMG during the exam my calculator seemed moody and didn't really cooperate with me. It died at some points, then it came alive so I had to glance at my calculator every so often to see if it's alive or not. It was crazy! But I managed to finish off the paper. Yay!

So anyway, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to watch Juno after the exams. Yay! Finally watched it! Ok, here's the thing about the movie. Amazing script. Brilliant acting. The only problem I had about the movie was the parents' reaction to their daughter telling them she's pregnant. It's like, "Oh I thought she'd be a druggie before she's pregnant." And how they're so cool with it. But I totally loved the part where she was told that her baby had nails. Loved the movie, but honestly it's kind of weird that the movie is nominated for Best Picture.

Anyway, watched the Oscars. Hooray for Julie Christie not winning the Oscar. Instead that French woman won Best Actress and her speech was genuine. Crazy-haircut-guy-with-air-bolt-weapon-thingy won Best Supporting Actor. Yay! Some lady called Tilda Swinton won Best Supporting Actress. Boo!! I wanted Cate Blanchett to win. She mentioned that she's giving the statue to her agent or something. What utter bullcrap. Daniel Day-Lewis won Best Actor. Eh. Juno won Best Original Screenplay. Yay! And the writer used to be a stripper. Ha! No Country For Old Men won Best Director and Best Picture. Meh.

My brother met with a motor accident on like, during one of the exam days. He dislocated his wrist and glass went into his arm. It's really like, a fucked up thing going on.

Anyway, it wasn't his fault. Some driver U-turned from the left lane, and he was on the right lane, and the road doesn't have a barrier, so he's not supposed to U-turn. I think he has to pay my brother for physical, emotional, mental and psychological damage. I'm secretly jealous that he's gonna get like, $10000. But then again, dislocated hand.

I could've done so much with $2000, and you just blew it off.

It's crazy, isn't it?

Ok whatever! I'm going to sleep! I have a major headache and haven't slept in days! Ok I'm exaggerating. My hair is so so disgusting.

ANTM Bonanza

Ok so Tyra kind of rocks for having a super recap episode about the whole series, from Cycle 1 to Cycle 9. It was amazing!!! They practically showed everything!!! It's like a milestone for ANTM.

But then they didn't show Adrianne at all!! Like, when they were talking about Cycle 1, they practically made Adrianne disappear! So Tyra's kind of like the model version of the mafia. Don't mess with her! Even in Elyse's so-called "full confessional", they edited out the part where she was bitching about Adrianne! Boo!!

And they didn't show the part where Tyra went crazy over Tiffany. Boo!

But then they kind of showed bonus footage. For example in Cycle 2, where Shandi had sex with the Italian guy, all the girls were making out the guys! It was practically an orgy! and some guy took of Yoanna's belt! Like whoa!

So anyway, here's the new batch of girls from Cycle 10. They're going to be living in New York instead of LA. So yay! I'm gonna rank them from worst to best! Yay!

PS: I totally predicted the final 3 of Cycle 9 before it even started so I am kind of good at these things!

WHITNEY

Sorry, fatty, but it didn't work out for all the fatties. They will never win!

ATALYA

Looks kind of meh to me, so that must mean that she could be the bitch of the house

LAUREN

Looks kind of pregnant in this shot. And she totally reminds me of the troll-like being that is Michelle the impetigo-laden wrestler

ALLISON

She looks annoying. Or maybe it's because she looks like Sarah Silverman. And kind of like a female version of Jaslene

CLAIRE

Kind of neutral about her

AMIS

Still neutral

MARVITA

She was a C9 castoff. She kind of annoyed me during the castings, but she totally looks butch in a scary way in this photo

ANYA

She looks a little old

DOMINIQUE

It's Coryn if she were a woman! But still, she looks like a tranny, but a pretty one I might add. I blame it on the eyebrows

KATARZYNA

Looks kind of like Tatiana. Let's hope she has some teeth this time

KIMBERLY

She looks like those mannequins wearing Little Bo Peep costumes that are supposed to be cute but end up being freakishly scary

STACY ANN

S-T-A-C-Y-A-N-N

FATIMA

Is she Muslim? Does her father consider modelling as prostitution? But anyway, I totally wish she could win, but I know she can't for several reasons

AIMEE

So I'm hoping she wins, because she's actually pretty

Tyra Hates Adrianne

And obviously Naima (who doesn't?) and maybe a little of Yoanna. Oh yeah, and Eva too.



Oh and there was another question where she lies that she's not jealous of Oprah. And she's actually jealous. And her reason is that Oprah is rich! Like, WTF? Is Tyra secretly poor or something? She's just jealous because Oprah's a better talk-show host. Urgh!! But I still love ANTM! She's a living paradox

Bitch!

Fucking scum!

You know what? Ok I blogged about the fire incident right? Ok, here's the thing. There were four different stations in the Basic Microbiology test (kind of like NAPHA, except it's all science) and we had 15 minutes for each station so we were like, switching benches and stuff to go to the different stations. Guess what? I was the person before the girl who stupidly caught fire. It is not an accident. It is just a mere act of stupidity. Seriously! Ok, so here's the thing. She fucking blamed it on me just because I was the last person to use the Bunsen Burner. The thing is that there were two gas taps. One was connected to the rubber tubing, which connected to the Bunsen Burner. The other one leads to nowhere. Right? And when you want to turn the tap, you obvviously turn the tap that has a rubber tubing connected to it, right?! Well, apparently, I placed the Bunsen Burner right next to the tap that connects to nowhere (as the tubing was quite long, I did this to make my bench neater), so apparently, the foolish girl just stupidly decided to switch the tap that's nearest to the Bunsen Burner. Ok, firstly, is she fucking blind?! Like, can't you see the black tubing?!!! OMG!!! And she actually blamed the whole thing on me!!! She's like, "Oh my hair! It's burned! Oh Hakim, it's all your fault!" No it's not!!! Also, it was only a few strands! Puh-lease lah! It's not like your hair spontaneously combusted. Also, I laugh at weird situations, you ass, and I was kind of laughing at your lack of common sense! Get it right before you start making me look like the bad guy. Ok currently I'm laughing like a madman for some unexplainable reason. But seriously, I'm mad as hell! Like, WTF lah! It's a miracle she hasn't burned her house down. Urgh! I'm still angry but I'm laughing! You should've seen the whole thing!! Hehehehe!! But I'm still mad!!!

Honestly, it's not my fault! It's your fault you didn't even see the freaking tube!!! Like, I'd probably blame myself if you're like, either Helen Keller or Rain Man. But seeing that you're neither, it's not my fault!

It's my third post today!

TV Is BACK!!!!

STRIKE IS OVER!!!!!!!! OMG I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!

I was just told that the strike is over. It's confirmed on Wikipedia! Yay!

Bring back my weekly dose of Ugly Betty & The Office! And let me know what the hell is with Katharine Mayfair's storyline!! Yay!

Back to my normal life. I'm exhausted as hell!! I think it's because I wore shoes two sizes too small, and now my feet have been aching for more than a day. And I actually slept in the bus. I've never done that! Yay!

Ok I'm starting to like Touch My Body.

Touch My Body

Mariah Carey's new album is called E=MC². Like, seriously?

Anyway, her first song is already released and it's called Touch My Body. Honestly, it kind of isn't so good. Eh.

Anyway, had BMic lab test and I nearly died. Ok I'm exaggerating, there was just a small fire incident which happened because this girl switched on the wrong gas tap for the Bunsen Burner, and instead of gassing up the Bunsen Burner, she gassed up the area around her and when she lit up the lighter the whole area like, kind of exploded! Ok I'm exaggerating, but there was fire, kind of like a flamethrower. And I was sitting right behind her!! Like I could feel the heat. And I admit I was so freaking scared that like, the whole room might explode. So in the end the gas was switched off and everything was alright. OMG I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. I was traumatized yet I was laughing like crazy despite the fact that she could have been burnt alive!

Pocketful Of Sunshine

Suddenly the topic of death has been hovering around me, it's really freaky. Today three different people talked about death randomly, a couple of people I know know people who have died. It's freaky!

On a lighter note, end of Sociology! Yes! That crummy subject is gone, at last! But the sad thing is that my groupmates actually rock! So, boo hoo!

Anyway, I was so deluded to think that my mask was a masterpiece. Like, I came to school this morning thinking that I'm going to wow my classmates with my marvelous creation until I saw everybody else's masks and they had like, elaborate feathers and stuff, and their feathers are like, peacock feathers, unlike mine which look like chicken feathers. And some of them came up to me and blatantly asked if I had plucked my feathers from a feather duster. And it kind of did look like those feather duster feathers. Seriously, even the mats' masks were nice.

Rehab

Watched the Grammys. It was kind of boring, honestly. Amy Winehouse won Best New Artist, Song Of The Year and Record Of The Year. I was totally expecting her to win Album Of The Year but then some guy called Herbie Hancock or something won it. Boo!! She performed Rehab and You Know I'm No Good via satellite in London. And Amy Winehouse actually looks clean! Yay! And she tried to dance and gave weird faces to the camera. I guess they're just withdrawl symptoms. But still...

So anyway, Amy Winehouse won 5 Grammy awards, so she's tied with Lauryn Hill, Alicia Keys, Norah Jones, Beyonce and The Dixie Chicks as the most Grammys won by a female in one night. Yay!

Seriously can't wait for end of this month. This might actually be worse than O Levels.

I'm done with the mask. OMG it is amazing!!! It's like, Navajo meets Venetian.

LesBionic Woman

OMG THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY!!! GO WATCH IT!!!! It's just like the Bionic Woman commercial on Star World!!

PS: My back hurts like hell!

Is It You?

This is by Cassie, the Me & U girl. Nice song, but she can't sing.

School's over for this week! Yes!!! I could have died this earlier this week. And to think that I still have my stupid mask to do. I thought of doing an elaborate one but seriously, I haven't bought art supplies and stuff and it's due Tuesday! Urgh!

I'm getting very little sleep. I need to go and SLEEP!

Anyway, presentation yesterday was amazing. Ok, actually we were supposed to do a group presentation on something related to our course and be persuasive. So my group decided to do viagra vs. aphrodisiacs. Yes, I know. So I had to do researching and stuff and really, I had to go into those sex forums. And so I went to other threads and there was one thread dedicating to like, prostitute recommendations in Geylang. They're like, girls in Lorong 3 are men! Stay away! Otherwise you'll experience the Crying Game! Don't be fooled by their estrogen-filled features!

Can't wait for school year to end. Holy crap! I'm gonna be Year 2 in a few months' time. I might want to get a job during the holidays. Yay!

Writer's strike might come to an end! Yes!!!!! Bring Ugly Betty and The Office back!!!! Please!!!! I don't really care about Desperate Housewives anymore. They have disappointed me with their unrealistic "everybody we love survived while the one's who died are the evil ones" storyline.

PS: Have you heard Paula Abdul's new song Dance Like There's No Tomorrow? She sang it during the Superbowl and it was very reminiscent of Britney's VMAs. Seriously, the song seemed like it was recycled material from her late 80's album. Like, I just heard the song for the first time and it's already basi.

Save Me From Myself

Urgh!!!! Blah blah blah! Do you ever like, talk to yourself when you're alone? Man, I just realised that I do talk to myself. A lot. I think I might be crazy. I kind of wish I was in a mental institute. I mean, wouldn't it be fun? Like in Girl Interrupted?

CSAS Presentation and Cell Bio test tomorrow. Then I'll be free. Oh, wait.

Sometimes I wanna smack these people. Open your eyes!

Sucks lah!!

Sometimes, I just wanna pour all my problems to somebody. I actually wanted to call the suicide hotline (no I am not suicidal. I'm not THAT stupid) because cmon, it's anonymous, they are trained to handle crazy cases. But then I called them and somehow it's engaged. Thanks a lot. If I were suicidal, I would be dead right now.

Urgh!! I just got an SMS from somebody I terribly loathe!! Why are these people such fucktards????!!!!!!!

I really wish I could blog more, but I can't, can I? Well, No!

Well, my brother is now starting to treat me like crap as each day passes. He now orders me around and barks to me, etc. Like, sometimes I just wish I could cry in front of them but you know that they're gonna hate me even further. So then I get kind of mad at them because of that and then they tell me I have issues. Then they, in turn, treat me like crap and the vicious cycle goes on and on.

I wish I could do what he did, even though it's still going on. And it's totally unfair. Really.

Oh boo hoo, me! People in Sudan don't get to eat for a day and here I am crying over something that my whole family won't give a crap about.

And I'm not emo! I'm not THAT stupid either.

Teardrops On My Guitar

Finally! People know this awesome song!

Why are all my project group members so effing slacky!

Project Runway 4 is coming to Channel 5! Yay! I was just told that it's like, coming in February. Yay! But I've already been watching it on YouTube. It is awesome! Seriously! Ok maybe not, because it's been such a long time since the previous season. The only thing I hate about the fourth season is that they over-do the "you're-not-gonna-use-your-own-models-but-use-another-group-of-people" kind of mentality. They've already used schoolgirls, average-sized women, men and like, I forgot. Whatever.

ANTM 10 coming 20 Feb!!! Yay!!! And TWIGGY'S LEAVING!!! Maybe she had Alzheimer's or something. I totally thought that Janice would return with a vengeance and kill Tyra but then some ex-supermodel is coming on. Boo!!

And when is ANTM 9 coming on Channel 5?

I'm in love with this song called "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles.

Karang Guni Man

Did you know what we had to do today? We had those Community Service thingys that we had to do unless we wanted to be retained into Year 1. We had to collect all recyclable materials from houses. At first I thought it was fun, but OH MY GOD I nearly died!!

Firstly, 5 people, 3 blocks. Can you believe how many things people give us? Like, you guys don't have get any money. Why not just wait for next week then you'll be able to sell things you don't need! But apparently, everybody was really enthu, including a couple of people in my group.

I have just realised that all this while, I know the most self-righteous human being in the universe. You're bossy, you don't want anybody to help you, but when we don't help you, you go and complain. You think that men are disgusting animals. You think that you're better than everybody. Urgh! Do yourself a favour and get an epiphany.

Anyway, did the karang gunis go on strike or something so we had to take over? Can't we just, like go and sell novelty pens? That's so much better.

It's Mandy, Bitch!

Ugly Betty!! Seriously, Ugly Betty is the best! I just get tired of Betty's storyline. I totally love Amanda and her storyline!!!

"It's Mandy, bitch!"

Hot Flash! Hahaha!

Amanda: How did you know I was here?
[Famous guy who is Amanda's dad]: I google myself everyday.
Amanda: Me too!

Million Dollar Baby

Wow. Imagine this.

Friday: You get a major headache
Saturday: You collapse and get admitted to the hospital
Monday: You're brain dead, living on a life support machine
Thursday: Doctors pull out the life support machine

Not even one week. This happened to a friend's ex-schoolmate.


So this is what it feels like, to be depressed. And when people just randomly talk about how "depressed" they are just because they failed some stupid quiz which barely affects your GPA, Urgh! Like, you're not depressed.

Once again, it is my fault. This blows. Seriously! I have a feeling that my second brother hates me.

"Hey little brother! Although I'm actually supposed to help you through your troubles (because you obviously have issues), I'm just gonna tell you that you suck!"

I envy them. Really.

Whatever.

Well, I've just realised that I'm those kinds of people who people assume doesn't have any problems because I do not have a loudspeaker to announce to the whole world about my problems. And I kind of hate it about me. Like, it's all bottling inside! I might kill somebody, like myself. Have I ever cried in public? I don't think so. Well, maybe when I was a kid, I don't remember. But sometimes I would just cry in the bathroom with the shower turned on to cover up the wails.

Okayyy.... That was a little too much information, but whatever. I SHALL NOT DELETE THIS POST!

Sunday is the only thing that's keeping me alive. Get me outta here!

Sucky Day

Urgh!! I'm so pissed off by some of the people in my class. Stop trying to act like somebody you're not.

Anyway, Heath Ledger is dead! OMG that's so freaky. Last year was Anna Nicole Smith, this year him. And he's actually The Joker in the upcoming Batman movie. It's so weird.

Movies I Totally Have To Watch After My Exams:

Atonement - Won Best Drama for Golden Globes and nominated Best Picture for Oscars, so it must be nice

Juno - It's about a 16-year-old who got pregnant, and I'm not talking about Jamie-Lynn Spears. Kind of like a youth-friendly version of Knocked Up. Nominated Best Picture and Best Actress for Oscars.

Sweeney Todd - It's a friggin musical!! Johnny Depp nominated Best Actor.

I'm Not There - Cate Blanchett portrays Bob Dylan (i.e. a man!) and nominated for Best Supporting Actress.

The Savages - It looks very "Little Miss Sunshine"-esque. Heard it's a great movie.

Away From Her - Stars Julie Chrisite. It's a movie about old people. So obviously Alzheimer's is going to be involved.

No Country For Old Men - Western movie.

Go and fricking study!!!

30 Rock

This is hillarious! I love this show!!! And Tina Fey and how she's always kena paiseh. There was this episode where she wants a baby and the whole staff knows and all the men approached her and offered her their sperm. Then there was this sound guy who approached her during rehearsal and asked her if she wanted "a hookup" and she got tired and stood on the stage and announced that she doesn't want to have sex with any of the men, then the sound guy approached her again and said, "Well, I'm not gonna sleep with you, but asked her if she wanted a sound hookup. Haha!

4 Minutes To Save The World

For the first time in my life, I am seriously emotionally and physically and spiritually exhausted. I need a shrink!

Tick, Tock.

The Piano

Today sucked eggs! Well, not really, but things happened which resulted to the part where the eggs were rotten and sucky.

I fell down while climbing the stairs, yet again!!! Seriously, I think my feet have a mind of its own. Maybe it's because I climb two steps at a time, and it has become a bad habit. I have this current fear that I might fall whenever there's a step, especially if I'm carrying food. Like, I'm scared that I might slip and fall and the food will be either all over my clothes or some stranger's. Ok Whatever.

Anyway, rented and watched The Piano earlier this week. It is AMAZING!!! One of the best movies I have ever seen. It's about this woman (Holly Hunter aka Mrs Incredible) who brings along her daughter (Anna Paquin aka Rogue) to New Zealand from Scotland because she was gonna marry some New Zealand colonist person she has never met. Kind of like an arranged marriage. So the woman loves her piano more than anything in the world and she's a volunteer mute because she witnessed her dead husband die and decided to go on like, a silent strike. So in the end another man gets the piano and Mrs Mute is angry about the fact that some asshole who doesn't know how to play a piano is getting it. He asks her to teach her lessons and then he proposes to her that they "do things" in exchange for the piano. She's reluctant but agrees, but then falls in love with the oaf. Husband finds out. Husband hits the piano with axe. Piano kind of spoilt. Husband cuts off her thumb. Husband confronts to asshole piano student. Mrs Mute and daughter brought sent back to Scotland via boat. Mrs Mute insists on throwing away piano. They do. Mrs Mute's feet gets caught between the ropes and is dragged down with piano. Eventually frees herself. The End.

Sounds boring, right? Well, you have to watch the movie. But OMG Holly Hunter's acting was amazing!!! Even though she didn't even speak a single word!!! She won an Oscar for it. And the ending was really ambiguous. Like, did she die?

Yay, Me!

FUCK YEAH!!!!

I got into Biomedical Science - BMT (Biomedical Technology) instead of Biomedical Science - PST (Pharmaceutical Science)!!!! So I won't have to worry about ending my days in a pharmacy selling people Panadol!

I've been sick for about a month!!! Ok I'm exaggerating, but I've been sick since Dec 22.

Finally!! A new episode from the US!!!! I discovered it and pounced on it like as if I haven't watched TV for 10 years. Desperate Housewives. It showed the aftermath of the tornado. And seriously, I was so friggin disappointed!!! Don't read this paragraph if you don't wanna be spoiled!!!! SPOILER!!!! How come Lynette's whole family + Ida was in the house and then the whole family came out unscathed and Ida died. Yeah, staircase blah blah blah she saved the kid's life, blah blah. Whatever. Why didn't one of the twins die? Or the baby? Or Tom? That would've been at least realistic. The only thing that changed was that Carlos is now blind. Yay! Realism!!

When will the Writers' Strike end? It went so bad that the Golden Globes are cancelled because all the actors are supporting the strike and nobody would attend. That's kind of sad, but whatever. I looked through the nominations on Wikipedia and it's really blah. The Office NOT NOMINATED!!!! for Best Comedy!

I wanna watch Sweeney Todd. It's a bloody musical!!! How odd.

Hey! I've just realised that the guys in my class aren't that bad after all. Usually I hated having to hang around with the guys because there's like a genital Apartheid in the class, and they're like, those guys who would talk blatantly about anything. I think they've finally gotten used to me.

I currently have this monologue extracted from The Office, the best show in the universe. I'd do that at least once a day to some of the guys and they would laugh. Don't dare to recite it to the girls because they're gonna get all offended and self-righteous. They're allergic to penis.
So anyway... They are picking a health-care plan and had to list down all their diseases anonymously.

Dwight: Okay, raise your hand if you have these diseases; Inverted penis.
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.
Dwight: I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy?
Meredith: A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.

Ahh! Such magical words created by the underpaid writers.

The Crying Game

Watched The Crying Game last night. It's about a man who meets a woman and then they fall in love. Then when they're about to make love, she reveals herself and he finds out that she has a penis! Haha! Ok that somehow sounds funny. So she's a tranny!! It's supposed to be some huge plot twist but it was so obvious that she was a man. First, they met at a gay bar!!! Second, she has gigantic hands!! Third, she looks like a man. Then after the penis reveal, it all went really boring. Something about the Irish thingy you learn in Social Studies.

I'm gonna HATE Tuesday. Sucks man!

Top 100 Songs Of 2007

1. Not Ready To Make Nice - Dixie Chicks
2. Say It Right - Nelly Furtado
3. Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
4. Umbrella - Rihanna ft. Jay-Z
5. Don't Stop The Music - Rihanna
6. You Know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse
7. Teardrops On My Guitar - Taylor Swift
8. No One - Alicia Keys
9. Rehab - Amy Winehouse
10. The Way I Are - Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson
11. Can't Leave 'Em Alone - Ciara ft. 50 Cent
12. Tears Dry On Their Own - Amy Winehouse
13. Gimme More - Britney Spears
14. Last Night - Diddy ft. Keyshia Cole
15. Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
16. Piece Of Me - Britney Spears
17. Lil' L.O.V.E. - Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft. Mariah Carey & Bow Wow
18. Lil' Star - Kelis ft. Cee-Lo
19. Shut Up And Drive - Rihanna
20. Like A Boy - Ciara
21. Glamorous - Fergie ft. Ludacris
22. Listen - Beyonce
23. Promise - Ciara
24. The Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani ft. Akon
25. 2 Hearts - Kylie Minogue
26. Irreplaceable - Beyonce
27. Taking Chances - Celine Dion
28. In This Life - Delta Goodrem
29. Hate That I Love You - Rihanna ft. Ne-Yo
30. All Good Things - Nelly Furtado
31. Buy U A Drink - T-Pain ft. Yung Joc
32. Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
33. Say Ok - Vanessa Hudgens
34. Do It Well - Jennifer Lopez
35. Whatever U Like - Nicole Scherzinger ft. T.I.
36. Who Knew - Pink
37. Lost - Faith Hill
38. Wasted - Carrie Underwood
39. U + Ur Hand - Pink
40. Easy - Paula DeAnda ft. Bow Wow
41. 4 In The Morning - Gwen Stefani
42. Good Life - Kanye West ft. T-Pain
43. Wake Up Call - Maroon 5
44. Ride For You - Danity Kane
45. Like You'll Never See Me Again - Alicia Keys
46. Beautiful Liar - Beyonce
47. When I See U - Fantasia
48. Bed - J. Holiday
49. Potential Breakup Song - Aly & AJ
50. So Small - Carrie Underwood
51. Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5
52. I'll Stand By You - Carrie Underwood
53. Que Hiciste - Jennifer Lopez
54. Upgrade U - Beyonce ft. Jay-Z
55. Never Again - Kelly Clarkson
56. Misery Business - Paramore
57. Baby Love - Nicole Scherzinger ft. will.i.am.
58. Apologize - Timbaland ft. One Republic
59. Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis
60. Clumsy - Fergie
61. What Hurts The Most - Cascada
62. Love Story - Katharine McPhee
63. Handle Me - Robyn
64. Now That You Got It - Gwen Stefani ft. Damian Marley
65. Hold It, Don't Drop It - Jennifer Lopez
66. Do It - Nelly Furtado
67. Lithium - Evanescence
68. With Every Heartbeat - Robyn
69. Crushcrushcrush - Paramore
70. Paralyzer - Finger Eleven
71. Crank That - Soulja Boy
72. This Is My Now - Jordin Sparks
73. Bartender - T-Pain ft. Akon
74. Play With Fire - Hilary Duff
75. Back To Black - Amy Winehouse
76. Give It To You - Eve ft. Sean Paul
77. Drivin' Me Wild - Common ft. Lily Allen
78. Because Of You - Ne-Yo
79. Hot - Avril Lavigne
80. I Tried - Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft. Akon
81. Over It - Katharine McPhee
82. I Wanna Have Your Babies - Natasha Bedingfield
83. Do You Know? - Enrique Iglesias
84. He Said, She Said - Ashley Tisdale
85. Give It To Me - Timbaland ft. Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake
86. Candyman - Christina Aguilera
87. Tambourine - Eve ft. Swizz Beatz
88. Nothin' Better To Do - LeAnn Rimes
89. How To Touch A Girl - Jojo
90. About You Now - Sugababes
91. With Love - Hilary Duff
92. A Bay Bay - Hurricane Chris
93. Bubbly - Colbie Caillat
94. Just Fine - Mary J. Blige
95. What Goes Around... - Justin Timberlake
96. Stronger - Kanye West
97. Kiss Kiss - Chris Brown ft. T-Pain
98. Stranger - Hilary Duff
99. Impacto - Daddy Yankee ft. Fergie
100. When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne

A New Year Has Come

It's friggin 2008! Holy crap!! Remember like, 8 years ago when there was this whooplah about the Y2K and how all electronic stuffs were going to be shut down in 2000? It was 8 years ago!!! Wow! Oh and I remember I fell down on like, the first minute of the millenium.

Anyway, school starts tomorrow.

Went balik kampung during the weekend. It was fun because I had my taste of kampung crack (i.e. motorcycle). My cousin was teaching me how to use a motorcycle in total blow-by-blow Malay. Instead of "gear", she said "gia" and I pretended to understand her. Then I was riding along a group of teenagers and there was a bump ahead. I didn't manage to pass through the bump so I decided to just use my feet to get the bike over the bump and the teenagers were just looking at me and I'm like, "Hey! Look at me! I'm so kental!!" Thank God I didn't fall into a ditch or anything.

On a side note, I love that they don't know I'm laughing at their faces and they don't even know it! Yay!

Broken Voice

I currently have like, the worst sore throat ever. Actually had class chalet yesterday. So somehow my voice kind of changed and I sounded like Toni Braxton. And now, I totally regret talking, because now my voice is so bad!! Like, one time I sneezed and it was so weird.

And then I was like, hey! Why not buy ginger beer? I thought that it would be a good remedy but somehow it got even worse and now I sound like a bloody frog.

Ok whatever. Watch this video!! It's so friggin funny!!!!

Haha!!

"Mam, can you describe the assailant?"
"He's tall... athletic..."
"He sounds cute!"
*Victim cries*
"Pull it together, rapee!"

"I wanted Charlize Theron to play me, but there was a conflict because she's ugly, so I'm playing myself!"

I'm gonna go balik kampung on Saturday! Yay!

They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab

I am in utter shock!!

This morning, I met one of my primary school friends in the bus. The first question he asked me was, "Kau buat drugs eh?" and I was like, WTF!!! Like, do I look like a druggie to you?! And when I said "No!", he said that I look like a drug addict. Later on after he alighted the bus, I totally thought of a comeback, like, "Well, at least I don't look like Nicole Kidman's monkey." I always think of witty stuff right after the conversation is over. Yes, he had ugly golden hair that matches hideously with his overly tanned skin. And he used to be the tallest person in class back in P6, and I'm taller than him. Ha!

Kau buat drugs eh? I will never forget that. The way he spoke in a matter-of-fact tone.

Then I got a little depressed by his comment. It was like as if he said, "But I didn't say you were a junkie, I said you were junkie-style. Go down to the docks and see what the junkies look like and then avoid it."

But whatever!

I'm being dragged by my mother to balik kampung this weekend!

Insomnia

Urgh! I feel like somebody injected me with kryptonite. Yesterday I nearly died and had to eat sweets to regain my consciousness.

Today I'm still dizzy. My throat hurts like hell and my migraine is worst as ever!

And I couldn't sleep these past few days for some reason.

I'm off to lie down and wait for death.

Knocked Up

My throat feels like death.

OH MY GOD!!! Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant!!! It's kind of awesome that practically everybody knows about this. But she's friggin 16!!! And her babydaddy looks like a total douchebag. I mean, he looks even worse than K-Fed. Anyway, I'm totally loving the news about her getting knocked up. It's like as if Jamie Lynn is jealous of all the headlines Britney's getting this year so she's like, "Fine, I'll pull off an ultimate headline this Christmas!!! MWAHAHAHA!! Come, dumb boyfriend of mine, inseminate me with your magical sperm!!!"

And she's gonna keep her baby!!! Doesn't this totally remind you of Papa Don't Preach?

And I was reading some interview and she thinks that loving babies means that she's going to be a good mother and how her babydaddy is like a "giant teddy bear", so he's gonna be a great father. I'm sorry, but I love kids too! But when they poop and wail and sometimes can annoy the hell out of you, I don't really like them for a while! Wouldn't it be awesome if like they give the baby to Angelina Jolie so that they can adopt the baby?

Spewing Rainbows Incessantly

You've got to be kidding me!

Hady won Asian Idol. I mean... really? I was reading the newspaper yesterday and they had like this heading which said something like "OUR ASIAN IDOL" and I thought that it meant like, "No matter what, you're still our idol even though another much better singer beat you fair and square" but actually it really was literal. I have this theory that people voted for their own countries and also Singapore because, well, he kind of sucks, so as to have a better chance of their country to win. Wow, that plan must have totally backfired. Eh, I don't care either way who won.

Friday!!!

I groan everytime I think about what's going to happen in Art class. I'm gonna hate that day!!!! URGH!!! Stupid Venitian mask. I feel like doing the Saw character. Just put spirals on the cheek. Ha. Ok whatever.

Listening and loving Piece Of Me. It has 1.5 million hits in just a couple of days. Wow! And the lyrics are surprisingly meaningful.

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon' put pictures of my derriere in the magazine

Piece Of Me - Britney Spears

OMG I LOVE THIS VIDEO!! SO MUCH BETTER THAN GIMME MORE!!!

And What Are You Doin', Alcoholic Bear

Anyway, watched Golden Compass with Adam and Sarah. Sham had to leave early. The movie is amazingly boring. I don't know why people are boycotting the film because of its atheism undertone. Honestly, they should boycott the film because it's so lousy. I didn't even understand what was going on. It was like, Star Wars meets Narnia. The funny and kind of stupid part was when Nicole Kidman told the Golden Compass girl (who we were told from the start that she was an orphan) that she was actually her mother, and that her uncle (James Bond) was her father. I was like, "WHAT THE HAY-ELL!!". And there was this really cheesy scene where they were gonna kill the Golden Girl and Nicole Kidman entered the room and suddenly ran to save her and it was all in slo-mo. Seriously, no slo-mos in fantasy films. Please. And there was this bear who's an alcoholic. 'Nuff said. The ending was really stupid. They're trying to brainwash us to watch the next installment to find out what happens. Don't watch it!!

So watched season finale of ANTM 9. SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!

So I'll give a synopsis of what happens.

Final three are Jenah, Saleisha and Chantal. They have the usual Covergirl commercial. Chantal rocks it. And I kind of love her now despite the fact that she's that really really bubbly person you just feel like punching their face to see how they'll react to something so horrible. Saleisha is ugly as hell in the commercial because she looks really emaciated. Jenah kind of sucks at first but was kind of cute in the end. But the judges kind of hate Jenah because the memo says that Saleisha's gonna win so they had to kick her out because her photos are awesome, so they gave her a hard time at panel. Tyra said that Jenah was making fun of Covergirl ala Jael. Then Jenah says that she doesn't have to be "spewing rainbows" to be a role model. That is totally true. She's everything Saleisha and Chantal aren't. Then Tyra goes to Oprah mode and wonders if it's because she's been hurt before and so Jenah cries because she's been through some tough times and Tyra's all like, "See, see, see!!!!! I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON ABOUT YOU!!!! REMEMBER THAT TIME AT THE GREAT WALL AND YOU WANTED TO LOOK OVER THE WALL TO FIND THE REAL JENAH?!!! WELL, YOU FOUND IT!!!! AND IT'S BECAUSE I HELPED YOU LIFT YOU UP!!!!! IT'S ME, TYRA BANKS!!!! BECAUSE I'M A GREAT TALK SHOW HOST!!! REALLY!!!!! PS: NAOMI CAMPBELL SUXXX!!!!"

So in the end Jenah and Saleisha are in the bottom two and Jenah gets kicked out even though "Tyra helped her found herself". And, really? I mean, she just cried and broke down a bit. But then Tyra actually said something that is the truth. She said that Jenah has the best photos that can compete among the supermodels. Then they kicked her because once again, the memo mentioned that the winner must be black. Read: Saleisha.

Runway show. Chantal's train caused a person on stilts to fall. She kind of lost focus. Honestly, Saleisha rocked the runway despite her ugly hair. She wins. The whole world groans. Totally felt bad for Chantal because she's like, crying throughout the episode and in the interviews and keeps on saying that it's her destiny.

Overall, it's been a great season in the beginning, but then they were keeping the lousy girls (Bianca and Saleisha). So here's a summary on what I hated about ANTM 9:

10 Things I Hate About ANTM 9

10. No Smoking Rule
Tyra obviously wanted the smokers to go crazy while they're cold turkey-ing.

9. Nigel And His Biased Penis
Stupid Nigel was the photographer during one of the photoshoots and mentioned that Saleisha looks like a Chinese empress. That is an insult to all empresses in China. That girl looked like Dora The Explorer in a cheongsam.

8. Lisa's Downfall
I really liked her in the beginning (she was the Alicia Keys-lookalike "exotic dancer") but then they made her hair like a poodle, then they bashed her for no reason, then they kicked her for no reason.

7. Girls Teasing Heather
Mainly Bianca and Saleisha were teasing Heather. It was so frustrating!!!! And really, Tyra sucks because she praised Saleisha for being a good role-model and bashed Jenah even though Jenah wasn't teasing her. Urgh!!

6. Judges Breaking Ebony's Spirit
Oh Ebony. The American Beauty girl who wanted to kill her dad. Tyra hated her because she didn't want to pursue on and didn't want to go further than a girl who wanted it more than her. Stupid Tyra. And they were making fun of her throughout the competition.

5. Eliminating Heather During The Go-See Episode
I totally called for it during the first episode. And they did it! ANTM is a joke, but somehow I love it to death. Poor Heather. She only went to one go-see and spent the entire time walking around.

4. Bianca
Bianca, you are a mean person. You are not a bitch, but you are a mean person. She wasn't entertaining nor did she take great photos. At least Jade took great photos. You are not fit to shine her shoes.

3. Ugly Makeovers
This season was filled with ugly makeover. They shaved Bianca's hair off and she totally looked horrible. Jenah's ugly weave that had the colour of "pee-on-snow" and had the texture of dried straw. And the worst is Saleisha's. It's by far the worst makeover in history. She looked a thousand times better before the makeover.

2. Jenah's "Epiphany"
This was the finale epiphany about how Typrah Winbanks managed to open up who Jenah is because, once you cry, your shell is opened up. It's really stupid, really.

1. The Winner
Yucks! Second worst winner! Naima was the worst. Firstly, Saleisha didn't have a single photo that really powed me. The only great shot was her rock-climbing and Great Wall shot. The rest sucked eggs and made her look like a child prostitute or a grown-up trying to act like a little kid. On the contrary, Jenah's photos were amazing!!! When they were having the loser's montage on her, all the shots were really amazing except for her finale shot, because she looked horrible. The first Covergirl shot was really great.

Twiggy's leaving!!! Let's hope Janice returns!!!

My December

Holy crap!! It's so freaky that it's already December. My elder brother's going to Tekong right after he finishes his third year (in Feb). Yay! I can rejoice!! Honestly, he lives like a pig and doesn't throw anything away from his room. He doesn't do any chores and also, he acts all self-righteous in front of me whenever something happens. Urgh!

So anyway, term tests this week. I'm done with Cell Bio, Maths, B. Microbiology and CSAS. So it's only Human Physiology and Immunology. Yay! I'm so glad that I did so wonderfully for Maths. All the questions were quite tricky, and everyone was like, "Crap, that was so hard!" and so I had to go along with them.

I'm gonna repeat this again and confess that Ugly Betty is so amazing!! Seriously, it's good television when one of your storylines is extracting sperm from a dead guy so that you can impregnate yourself.

Ok I have to go study!!!

Tomorrow will be the end of my misery! Yay!

Grammy Nominations

RECORD OF THE YEAR
Irreplaceable - Beyonce
The Pretender - Foo Fighters
Rehab - Amy Winehouse
Umbrella - Rihanna ft. Jay-Z
What Goes Around... - Justin Timberlake

I only heard The Pretender once only and thought it wasn't that great. Totally hoping either Rehab or Umbrella wins. At least Say It Right or Teardrops On My Guitar or No One should have been nominated.

SONG OF THE YEAR
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
Like A Star - Corrine Bailey Rae
Rehab - Amy Winehouse
Umbrella - Rihanna ft. Jay-Z

Hoping Before He Cheats wins. Once again, Say It Right should have been nominated!! And why is Umbrella nominated? Song Of The Year is supposed to be about the lyrics.

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Back To Black - Amy Winehouse
Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace - Foo Fighters
Graduation - Kanye West
River: The Joni Letters - Herbie Hancock
These Days - Vince Gill

Urgh! Don't know who's Herbie Hancock or Vince Gill. I'd only be happy if Amy Winehouse wins it. Maybe even Kanye West.

BEST NEW ARTIST
Amy Winehouse
Feist
Ledisi
Paramore
Taylor Swift

Totally hoping Taylor Swift wins. Or Paramore. Or Feist.

Wow Amy Winehouse is nominated for all the major nominations.

So anyway, Jaslene won. Woop de doo! She still looks like a man to me.

ANTM 9 SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!

So anyway, the final four are Chantal, Bianca, Jenah and Saleisha. They had to do shopping for a runway challenge in Beijing. So when they were shopping, Bianca told Jenah that there was a good place across the street, which was a total lie and apparently, Jenah believed her so she was lost for a while. Seriously, kind of stupid. Anyway, Jenah is homesick and stressed up. Anyway, they had a photoshoot at the Great Wall of China and Tyra was there as the photographer. Apparently, she learnt new things! Yi, Yer, San!!! She would say that right before taking a photo, so it's really really annoying. So after the photoshoot, Tyra congregated the girls together to have a group photo.

During eliminations, I was so friggin terrified that Jenah might go home because she told panel that she was homesick and Tyra's all like, "YOU HAVE THE WEAKNESS!!! YOU MUST BE BANISHED FROM MY KINGDOM RIGHT AWAY!!!!" but her picture rocked. Well, everybody's picture rocked except for Bianca because she sucks as a model and as a human being. Then they showed the group photo to test who really stands out. It's really unfair because Saleisha is placed smack in the center of the photo and Chantal and Bianca are right at the corner while Jenah is at the bottom. OMG I fell in love with Chantal once I saw her in the group shot. Nigel liked it too, in a perved kind of way. He said and I quote (kinda), "How come you can look at Tyra like that and not me." Did you know he's a father and a husband!! What a biased ass!!

So in the end, the final two were Jenah and Bianca. I was so scared Bianca might get the photo, but then Jenah was given the photo. Yay! The bitch is gone. Firstly, she was the bitch that was mean, and not at all funny/entertaining. Seriously, like Jade or Monique.


So I'll give my two cents on the final three.

SALEISHA
It's sad to say that I think that she might win the whole thing. Firstly, race is a factor in the competition. The latest black girl who won was Danielle, and that was a long time ago. So she might win just because she's black. Firstly, all her pictures SUCK!!!! They're just mediocre but the judges pretend to be wowed by them for no apparent reason. Secondly, her hairstyle totally sucks. Apparently, if you put a bowl on your head and cut your fringe, you'll have an edgy look. Yucks! Plus, she was kind of bullying Heather throughout the season. Ass!

CHANTAL
Actually, she was my pick from the start. So, yay, me! Anyway, the only problem I have with her, also, is her makeover. She has those straight bangs. Ok I don't really know how to describe them, but they cover up her eyes!!! And her eyes are so nice for some reason! It's very "heroin chic". If Jenah doesn't win, hope she wins!!

JENAH
My freakin' favourite!!! Her photos are so good!!! Like the photo where she posed as "moss" and the rock climbing shoot. But she's been in the bottom two for two weeks in a row, so she might go home third place. Once again, only problem is her ugly straw-coloured rat-nest weave Tyra gave her. Sometimes it's just so freaking disgusting!!

Ok I'm totally doing this to avoid studying. I KNOW IT!

Nothing Fails

Term tests are next week!

Urgh!! If hatred were measured in a cup, my hatred for Art would be like, spilling all over the floor! Do you know what we have to do for our Art assignment next term? We're supposed to do like, face masks. And I don't mean those masquerade masks. I mean like, a full face mask, like those really scary Venitian face masks that give you nightmares. Sounds OK, right? Well, here's the catch. We're supposed to bring like, towels and buckets and tissue and of course, Vaseline/face cream. Apparently, we have to use our faces as moulds and decorate them ourselves. Yes, we are going to put plaster on our faces!!! Like, are they trying to kill us or what?!! And we're supposed to smear like a whole tubful of Vaseline/face cream on our faces so that our skins won't react badly to the plaster and so that our eyebrows and eyelashes won't be pulled out.

BTW why the hell is everybody playing with the Rubik's Cube? How come it's suddenly being popular? It's so freaky. Well, anyway, during boring lectures, you can kind of see 15 people playing with them.

Currently listening to: Piece Of Me - Britney Spears
After I listened to this song, I suddenly fell in love with Britney Spears. Even though she's an incompetent mother and an even worse driver, what she says in the song is totally true, even though she didn't write the songs.

PS: Just finished watching Desperate Housewives. OH MY GOD!! That episode was sooooo good!!!!! Well, Wisteria Lane was hit by a tornado. Somebody died. The ending was crazy!!!! I cannot believe that the show's now on hiatus because of the strike!!! I wanna watch the next episode!!! Seriously, the whole place is a huge wreck now!

Happy Friday

Friday was oddly happy. I was happy throughout the whole day! Usually there would be somebody random who would piss me off, but nobody did today! So, yay!

Anyway, watched the latest episode of ANTM. Now there's only 4 girls left. Wow, where has the time gone? And it's bloody December!!! OMG!!! And to think that there's still school in December is so weird. Lucky JC bitches. Ok back to ANTM. This season has been kind of sucky as compared to the one on Channel 5. 4 girls are left. I totally hate 2 of them because they totally don't deserve to be in the final 4 because they totally suck!! I'm neutral with one of them. So that leaves only one left for me to root for. And she was in the bottom two. And SPOILER ALERT!!!!! I cannot believe they eliminated Heather!!! I totally knew right from the start that they're gonna eliminate her during the go-see challenge, and they did! Poor Heather!! Ok I'll say that the only girl I'm rooting for is Jenah. She got the CariDee edit because Nigel was the photographer of the week and Jenah was all like, sarcastic and unprofessional towards Nigel and Nigel's a sensitive, biased asshole who totally had the hots for another girl (Saleisha) who has like, this ugly hairdo that makes her look like that Peter Pan guy. And Tyra actually calls her edgy. And Bianca's still in the competition despite looking like a fucking clown in the Covergirl commercial. I guess Chantal is Ok, but she's like those girls who you automatically know is not the brightest bulb. Oh Jenah! Her hair actually looked normal this week.

Finally finished Notes On A Scandal which I borrowed, like at the beginning of term. It is such a boring book!!! Barbara didn't really show any lesbian crush feelings for Sheba!!!! And when Sheba found her diary, nothing dramatic happened!!! Seriously, in the movie, Sheba was all like, "You wanna fuck me on the floor, you old coot!!!" and she kind of like, slapped her and Barbara was all "No! No!" but actually in her mind she was like, "Gimme gimme MORE Gimme MORE!" Ok I'm totally renting it soon! And I was totally expecting for the scene where Barbara was like, "Come to my cat's funeral or else I'm telling on you! Don't play the good mother!" when Sheba had to go and see her son's play. Boo to the book!!!