My throat feels like death.
OH MY GOD!!! Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant!!! It's kind of awesome that practically everybody knows about this. But she's friggin 16!!! And her babydaddy looks like a total douchebag. I mean, he looks even worse than K-Fed. Anyway, I'm totally loving the news about her getting knocked up. It's like as if Jamie Lynn is jealous of all the headlines Britney's getting this year so she's like, "Fine, I'll pull off an ultimate headline this Christmas!!! MWAHAHAHA!! Come, dumb boyfriend of mine, inseminate me with your magical sperm!!!"
And she's gonna keep her baby!!! Doesn't this totally remind you of Papa Don't Preach?
And I was reading some interview and she thinks that loving babies means that she's going to be a good mother and how her babydaddy is like a "giant teddy bear", so he's gonna be a great father. I'm sorry, but I love kids too! But when they poop and wail and sometimes can annoy the hell out of you, I don't really like them for a while! Wouldn't it be awesome if like they give the baby to Angelina Jolie so that they can adopt the baby?