My stupid phone can go and die! Literally! Well, I don't really mean it. I wanna trade it in before it dies. Why?!!!!
Just now, I was doing my Chem homework listen to my beloved MP3 on my phone when suddenly, it just switched off automatically. Then, when I switched it on again, I suddenly received the We Belong Together Remix which Anavil sent to me via Bluetooth on Thursday. THURSDAY! The song was secretly hiding in some secret compartment for like, 3 days! I thought that I didn't receive it so I just forgot about it. WTF?! I think I might have discovered something extraordinary. Oh well, my contract's expiring soon, so might as well get a new phone. Like the 6230i. But then, my brother's phone is that one, so I hope he doesn't assume that I'm a wannabe of him. I have no interest in Parkour where people jump off rooftops in Chai Chee, which my mother agrees is a hobby.
My self-esteem is shrinking as my 'insect bite' (which will be called 'my hump' from now onwards) enlarges! I just can't face the class with it. I mean, it's so awkward. Yesterday, Charlene was staring at my hump and didn't say a word. She was just pretending to be nice. Tomorrow, I shall always glance on the floor like as if it's so interesting and take small steps while walking like geishas like Hidayah. Then, at times, I will glance at men while riding their bikes and they will crash into a pile of boxes.
Ok, I'm lame. I can't wait for Motivation Camp. It sounds like fun because everybody's going to cry, including me. It's going to be like the ANTM 2 episode where they had to picture somebody they hate on a blank piece of paper and tear it up while screaming "I HATE YOU!!!". Then, mucus will flow out of our nostrils. I hope they let us express ourselves in front of everybody. Then, I could show my true talent and sing We Belong Together. Oooohhh! But then, I'm not really too happy with the classes we're going with. 4V is Ok, except for Soh Wei Jie, who will be like, shouting at everybody and putting on a hissyfit once I perform. 4E's Ok too, but they seem very, distant from our class. 4S. Cassandra? Umm... He'll be expressing that he wishes to slaughter me and hang me like a dead duck.
Oh and my mother told me that once my brother (alias Hatsumomo) turns 21 and gets married, everybody will have to move out so that we don't disturb the couple. I was feeling ok about it until I realised that Hatsumomo turns 21 next year! How fast is that! I mean, it only felt like, a year ago when me and my brothers were childishly wasting money on crappy Pokemon cards! And I don't wanna move out! My home is like a sanctuary. I'd like to have it and keep it once I'm 21. If I have the money, I'll renovate it into like, this Zen Garden where you can meditate in it. Yoga enthusiasts will be envious of me! Did you hear that? That is the sound of a mirror shattering. That is the sound of my dreams shattering.
Ok, I'm being a bit overdramatic. I could just buy an apartment on top of my current apartment. Haha. Anyway, speaking of yoga, I wanna learn yoga! Sounds like fun, twisting your body like a pretzel...
Sunday, March 12, 2006
My Eye Infection
Ahh! There's something wrong with my eye. It looks like an insect bite on my eyelid but yesterday, Ms Lee said that there might be pus inside it! Ewww! That's totally disgusting. I showed it to my mother and she said that it was a 'tembel', just like what Izzati said. Sarah said that it happens because I see things that I'm not supposed to see. Like Tammy NYP! But I never watch lah! Honest!
My mother told me to go see a doctor on Tuesday (practical on Monday) because she said that I could be blind if it were not treated. Oh MY GOD!!! I'M GOING TO DIEEE!!!
The only great thing that happened today was that this Indonesian maid bought condoms at the shop in front of my house. Funny! The Indo maid was at the counter when I saw the whole thing. The Indo maid was like, "Uh, Durex" ( I thought she was saying Duracell). Then, the bimbo shopkeeper gave her the Durex and the Indo maid was like, "$2.50 right?" Haha! Means that she bought Durex before. Then, the maid asked for a plastic bag. Haha! Classic! I bet she'll be busy at night.
My mother told me to go see a doctor on Tuesday (practical on Monday) because she said that I could be blind if it were not treated. Oh MY GOD!!! I'M GOING TO DIEEE!!!
The only great thing that happened today was that this Indonesian maid bought condoms at the shop in front of my house. Funny! The Indo maid was at the counter when I saw the whole thing. The Indo maid was like, "Uh, Durex" ( I thought she was saying Duracell). Then, the bimbo shopkeeper gave her the Durex and the Indo maid was like, "$2.50 right?" Haha! Means that she bought Durex before. Then, the maid asked for a plastic bag. Haha! Classic! I bet she'll be busy at night.
Saturday, March 11, 2006
My Top Model Dream
Ok, I have been having weird dreams lately. Like, bizarre! Last night, I dreamt that Wendy, the girl who looks like me, got eliminated in the first three episodes! Like, seriously! I also dreamt that Brooke got eliminated. I'm just going to have to wait if this is true.
Ahh!! I need to go now! Got Maths remedial! I must do well for my upcoming common test! But before I go, here's a bit of ANTM!
Oh wow the eliminated person looks so old! Like as if she's qualified to be a grandmother!
Ahh!! I need to go now! Got Maths remedial! I must do well for my upcoming common test! But before I go, here's a bit of ANTM!
Oh wow the eliminated person looks so old! Like as if she's qualified to be a grandmother!
Friday, March 10, 2006
My Sleepwalking
A story like mine has never been told. Last night, I wanted to take a mini-nap at 9.30 and wake up at 9.45 and I ended up waking up at 5.15 am. I had three alarms by the way! First was my alarm clock, second was my handphone alarm clock, third was my handphone countdown timer! Then, this morning I asked my mother why she didn't wake me up and she said that I woke up myself and went to the toilet to pee and had a drink in the kitchen. Then, I mumbled to my mother something and went to bed! Ahhh!!!
Got our Progress Report and it wasn't so bad. But my L1R5 is really bad because I flunked my Elec. Geog because I got poor marks for my Geog project.
Now I have a reason for singing We Belong Together.
Got our Progress Report and it wasn't so bad. But my L1R5 is really bad because I flunked my Elec. Geog because I got poor marks for my Geog project.
Now I have a reason for singing We Belong Together.
Imagine this. I'm Mariah Carey. The person who Mariah Carey is about to marry is my L1R5 for my Progress Report and the guy Mariah Carey runs off with is my L1R5 aggregate of 7! We belong together, L1R5 aggregate of 7...
Thursday, March 09, 2006
My Unfinished Rice
Woke up today and ate Twisties for breakfast. Haha, how odd. Anyway, last night I dreamt that Adam called Nazurah a slut and then, Nazurah's parents came to school and scolded Adam in front of everyone. How random is that? I shall talk about everything that happened today.
First was Bio practical and we had to draw an onion and it made me cry. No, seriously. My onion drawing was a bit retarded.
Anyway, PE was crazy. I only ate Twisties and felt like throwing up in the middle of the basketball court. Riiiighhht.
There's nothing to blog about for English.
Recess was very interesting and crazy. So, everybody in 4R was savouring every moment of their food and I was eating chicken rice and suddenly, the stupid whistle blew and we were still eating, because we would only return the plates once the second whistle blew. Guess what? The second whistle blew and Mr Saravanan came out of the office with a video camera and recording the whole canteen! We all had to panick and I had to eat at the malay rice stall because I didn't want to waste food. Then, I made sure that the camera caught me throwing a drink that's not even finished. I wanted to go up to the camera and say "I'm not finished!" but then there was no time.
Anyway, Maths was funny. I forgot the jokes.
Malay was... umm... sombre. Nothing happened. We just did our work quietly. And stupid Cassandra Amir just had to put his bag in the middle of the pathway between me and the dictionaries and I nearly tripped. What did he do? Nothing. Nor did he say sorry. How rude!
At least I could finish my food during lunch. And that was when Felicia said that she hated being the class manager. And I said that I could be a class manager, and she was like "Why didn't you tell me earlier?!" and I was like "Why didn't you tell me earlier?!". Wouldn't it be fun if I were the class manager of 4R? I would scream at everyone to keep quiet while I sing and say "Class greet!" and stuff. But then I think that it's too late. Sigh.
Alive was great! After singing so much during lunch, I got a sore throat and I sounded more like Mariah. Then, when I recorded myself singing We Belong Together, it wasn't so bad! Ahh!! I think my voice is improving!
First was Bio practical and we had to draw an onion and it made me cry. No, seriously. My onion drawing was a bit retarded.
Anyway, PE was crazy. I only ate Twisties and felt like throwing up in the middle of the basketball court. Riiiighhht.
There's nothing to blog about for English.
Recess was very interesting and crazy. So, everybody in 4R was savouring every moment of their food and I was eating chicken rice and suddenly, the stupid whistle blew and we were still eating, because we would only return the plates once the second whistle blew. Guess what? The second whistle blew and Mr Saravanan came out of the office with a video camera and recording the whole canteen! We all had to panick and I had to eat at the malay rice stall because I didn't want to waste food. Then, I made sure that the camera caught me throwing a drink that's not even finished. I wanted to go up to the camera and say "I'm not finished!" but then there was no time.
Anyway, Maths was funny. I forgot the jokes.
Malay was... umm... sombre. Nothing happened. We just did our work quietly. And stupid Cassandra Amir just had to put his bag in the middle of the pathway between me and the dictionaries and I nearly tripped. What did he do? Nothing. Nor did he say sorry. How rude!
At least I could finish my food during lunch. And that was when Felicia said that she hated being the class manager. And I said that I could be a class manager, and she was like "Why didn't you tell me earlier?!" and I was like "Why didn't you tell me earlier?!". Wouldn't it be fun if I were the class manager of 4R? I would scream at everyone to keep quiet while I sing and say "Class greet!" and stuff. But then I think that it's too late. Sigh.
Alive was great! After singing so much during lunch, I got a sore throat and I sounded more like Mariah. Then, when I recorded myself singing We Belong Together, it wasn't so bad! Ahh!! I think my voice is improving!
The Girl Who Takes A Pill
Haha, sounds really... umm... never mind.
Anyway, stupid, stupid Jayla got eliminated because she was well, a stupid, stupid bitch! Haha, goodbye, fellow Jehovah's Witness. Hope you get to meet Michael Jackson and Naomi Campbell in some religious gathering. Then, you guys can call Tyra a stupid, stupid bitch, Ok? Oh and you can also eat your granola bar there too. You know, the one which you stole it from Bre? Don't remember?
Anyway, my mother laughed and said that they were so stupid because they didn't know what Bollywood was.
And Ashley Isham is so weird. At times, he talks like a typical Malay and at times, he talks formal British English. He's like Nuriman, you know, no offence.
Woo! Go Nicole! I'm going to do what Nicole did during the informal class photo.
Anyway, stupid, stupid Jayla got eliminated because she was well, a stupid, stupid bitch! Haha, goodbye, fellow Jehovah's Witness. Hope you get to meet Michael Jackson and Naomi Campbell in some religious gathering. Then, you guys can call Tyra a stupid, stupid bitch, Ok? Oh and you can also eat your granola bar there too. You know, the one which you stole it from Bre? Don't remember?
Anyway, my mother laughed and said that they were so stupid because they didn't know what Bollywood was.
And Ashley Isham is so weird. At times, he talks like a typical Malay and at times, he talks formal British English. He's like Nuriman, you know, no offence.
Woo! Go Nicole! I'm going to do what Nicole did during the informal class photo.
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
My Hot Fishballs
I shall make this post a short and sweet post. Like an apple strudel cut in half. Mmmm... Apple strudel... Hey where can you buy apple strudel in Singapore? The only place I know of is in Perth. Last time my father bought it like, everytime we went to the city.
Anyway, have you ever noticed this group of people standing around the benches and chit-chatting. I didn't mind it at first, but then today during lunch, I was carrying a bowl of fishball noodles and it was hot and hat to shout 'EXCUSE ME!' to those obstructing my way. Benches are made so that you can sit on them.
Oh and Anavil said that they're closing down Auntie Shirley's stall and it's indirectly Shamsydar's fault. Haha, I think it's because everything there's deep fried. I mean, if you're health-conscious, go to another stall lah! People like me love fattening food, because we never get fat! I don't really know if it's rumours or not...
Anyway, I'm disappointed with my English results. I'm going to go cut myself.
Anyway, have you ever noticed this group of people standing around the benches and chit-chatting. I didn't mind it at first, but then today during lunch, I was carrying a bowl of fishball noodles and it was hot and hat to shout 'EXCUSE ME!' to those obstructing my way. Benches are made so that you can sit on them.
Oh and Anavil said that they're closing down Auntie Shirley's stall and it's indirectly Shamsydar's fault. Haha, I think it's because everything there's deep fried. I mean, if you're health-conscious, go to another stall lah! People like me love fattening food, because we never get fat! I don't really know if it's rumours or not...
Anyway, I'm disappointed with my English results. I'm going to go cut myself.
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
My Solo Performance
Today was fun. Ok, I need to blog briefly because I have tons of homework to do. I have to finish a Malay novel by today. So, today I taught people to sing the chorus of Check On It.
Then, during lunch, I sang We Belong Together and Rui Qi said that I could be an entertainer, meaning that I could be a Grammy-nominated singer. I got a standing ovation after my performance.
Need to do homework!
Then, during lunch, I sang We Belong Together and Rui Qi said that I could be an entertainer, meaning that I could be a Grammy-nominated singer. I got a standing ovation after my performance.
Need to do homework!
Monday, March 06, 2006
My Dirty Shirt
Ahhh!!! I'm like, in a state where everything hurts. And this all happened overnight. I've got a sore neck, I've got a migraine, I've got an ulcer on my cheek, I've lost my apetite and my shirt is dirty! It's so dirty that it looks like as if I had raped someone because there was red and silver everywhere.
Oh and last night, it was official that Hatsumomo is indeed crazy. We ordered pizza last night and everyone was eating pizza at the living room while I was at the dining room alone. Then, Hatsumomo came up to me and she had pizza in her mouth and she was mocking me. Like, don't talk with your mouthful! Have you no manners at all. The best part was that I totally ignored her and she kept on trying to piss me off but it didn't work. Haha!
I have realised that I need to lengthen my blog entries, so I shall blog about EVERYTHING!!!!
Woke up knowing that it's going to be hell because I have two tests and our files were going to be checked my Ms Neo. So, went to school. Reached there kind of early to finish up on my content page of my file. Then, I heard some man with a deep voice trying to sound like a woman. No, it's just Aisyah! Somehow, she's got a sore throat and she sounds like a man. Try listening to her before her original voice returns.
Morning digest was interesting. Hidayah and her friend I don't know how to spell talked about geisha! Haha! Then, they talked about mizuage! I think Cikgu Nora is going to have to counsel on Hidayah for saying 'virginity' in front of thousands of people.
Ms Neo didn't do an 'in-your-face' file check for me because we were running late and we had to go for our next lesson, so I just left it there. I saw her staring at my file and then, looking at me. Oh and during the process of writing 'Combined Humanities' at the spine of the file, I used Nani's silver marker and it half-worked, then Rui Qi came up to me and showed me the proper way of using it. What did she do? She shook the marker with the cap off and silver ink splattered all over the place - my shirt and more importantly, my pants! It looked like as if I... you know...
Anyway, I cannot believe that my dolphin-safe tuna sandwich compo got 20/30. I was sure I would fail. Maybe Mdm Audra pitied me because I did ever so horribly for my compre. I could just die when Mdm Audra read out Abhishek's and Timotheos' essays. I don't even know half of the words in the essay. Nani asked Abhishek how he could do well for his English and he said that he read all the books in his primary school library. I died on the spot.
So after that was recess and somehow, we were talking about Tammy! TAMMY NYP! Haha, still attracting blog-readers. Ryan said that Tammy is just a name to cover up the identity of the person and he said that her real name is 'Robert'. Or maybe 'Francisco!'
Maths was Ok, actually. I think I might do well in it. I can't believe I love A Maths!
Physics was Ok, too. I hope...
Then, during lunch, I bought Tom Yam Noodles and it splashed all over the place. I think I might need to bring a bib in future. And that's how I got all the red spots on my shirt. No, I didn't 'overflow'.
SMT was fun! I think I might be a trendsetter because I started using Bluetooth and next thing you know, everybody was using it. I took a picture of a note saying 'Chee Ko Pek' and renamed it 'Tammy NYP' and sent to people via Bluetooth. Haha! Got them excited for a minute or two. Then, people did the same thing except that they had different notes and pictures of Mr Eng. Eventually, I didn't do anything during SMT. I can only blame myself and others.
Watched Campus Superstar just now all for the sake of watching Adriano and the rest of Temasekians. Haha, Mervyn was right behind the judges and you could see him like, directly! Ahhh!!! He's an overnight celebrity! People are going to recognize him when he boards a bus. I saw others like Ryan, Pamela, Vanessa 'my-butt-stuck-to-chair' Yap (and the moment I saw her, I spilt the water I was drinking), umm... Adriano's friends... uhhh... I forgot. And then they had this montage of him playing soccer. What? He plays soccer? I hope he wins, so that the newspaper reporters come to Temasek and interviews supporters like me. Eh, I vote Ok! And I voted without my parents' consent.
Anyway, Apprentice last night was so COOL!!!! AHHH!!! Oh my God! I'm now in love with The Apprentice. Last two weeks Donald Trump fired four people and last night, he fired EVERYONE!!!! I'm kidding, he only fired two people, but it was still shocking. He was like "Bryan you're fired! Marshawn you're fired!" Ahhh!! Then, this gay guy who was Project Manager didn't do anything at this photoshoot and didn't direct the models. Instead, he was backstage flirting with another guy and this ex-stripper had to manage the whole thing. Hahaha! Oh Donald Trump, I love your show. Don't be jealous, Tyra...
Oh and last night, it was official that Hatsumomo is indeed crazy. We ordered pizza last night and everyone was eating pizza at the living room while I was at the dining room alone. Then, Hatsumomo came up to me and she had pizza in her mouth and she was mocking me. Like, don't talk with your mouthful! Have you no manners at all. The best part was that I totally ignored her and she kept on trying to piss me off but it didn't work. Haha!
I have realised that I need to lengthen my blog entries, so I shall blog about EVERYTHING!!!!
Woke up knowing that it's going to be hell because I have two tests and our files were going to be checked my Ms Neo. So, went to school. Reached there kind of early to finish up on my content page of my file. Then, I heard some man with a deep voice trying to sound like a woman. No, it's just Aisyah! Somehow, she's got a sore throat and she sounds like a man. Try listening to her before her original voice returns.
Morning digest was interesting. Hidayah and her friend I don't know how to spell talked about geisha! Haha! Then, they talked about mizuage! I think Cikgu Nora is going to have to counsel on Hidayah for saying 'virginity' in front of thousands of people.
Ms Neo didn't do an 'in-your-face' file check for me because we were running late and we had to go for our next lesson, so I just left it there. I saw her staring at my file and then, looking at me. Oh and during the process of writing 'Combined Humanities' at the spine of the file, I used Nani's silver marker and it half-worked, then Rui Qi came up to me and showed me the proper way of using it. What did she do? She shook the marker with the cap off and silver ink splattered all over the place - my shirt and more importantly, my pants! It looked like as if I... you know...
Anyway, I cannot believe that my dolphin-safe tuna sandwich compo got 20/30. I was sure I would fail. Maybe Mdm Audra pitied me because I did ever so horribly for my compre. I could just die when Mdm Audra read out Abhishek's and Timotheos' essays. I don't even know half of the words in the essay. Nani asked Abhishek how he could do well for his English and he said that he read all the books in his primary school library. I died on the spot.
So after that was recess and somehow, we were talking about Tammy! TAMMY NYP! Haha, still attracting blog-readers. Ryan said that Tammy is just a name to cover up the identity of the person and he said that her real name is 'Robert'. Or maybe 'Francisco!'
Maths was Ok, actually. I think I might do well in it. I can't believe I love A Maths!
Physics was Ok, too. I hope...
Then, during lunch, I bought Tom Yam Noodles and it splashed all over the place. I think I might need to bring a bib in future. And that's how I got all the red spots on my shirt. No, I didn't 'overflow'.
SMT was fun! I think I might be a trendsetter because I started using Bluetooth and next thing you know, everybody was using it. I took a picture of a note saying 'Chee Ko Pek' and renamed it 'Tammy NYP' and sent to people via Bluetooth. Haha! Got them excited for a minute or two. Then, people did the same thing except that they had different notes and pictures of Mr Eng. Eventually, I didn't do anything during SMT. I can only blame myself and others.
Watched Campus Superstar just now all for the sake of watching Adriano and the rest of Temasekians. Haha, Mervyn was right behind the judges and you could see him like, directly! Ahhh!!! He's an overnight celebrity! People are going to recognize him when he boards a bus. I saw others like Ryan, Pamela, Vanessa 'my-butt-stuck-to-chair' Yap (and the moment I saw her, I spilt the water I was drinking), umm... Adriano's friends... uhhh... I forgot. And then they had this montage of him playing soccer. What? He plays soccer? I hope he wins, so that the newspaper reporters come to Temasek and interviews supporters like me. Eh, I vote Ok! And I voted without my parents' consent.
Anyway, Apprentice last night was so COOL!!!! AHHH!!! Oh my God! I'm now in love with The Apprentice. Last two weeks Donald Trump fired four people and last night, he fired EVERYONE!!!! I'm kidding, he only fired two people, but it was still shocking. He was like "Bryan you're fired! Marshawn you're fired!" Ahhh!! Then, this gay guy who was Project Manager didn't do anything at this photoshoot and didn't direct the models. Instead, he was backstage flirting with another guy and this ex-stripper had to manage the whole thing. Hahaha! Oh Donald Trump, I love your show. Don't be jealous, Tyra...
Sunday, March 05, 2006
My Publicity Stunt
Today I read the papers and it said that there was this blogger who blogged about the sex video scandal thingy and suddenly, from 15 readers a day, he received about 5000 readers a day, so I thought that maybe I could try this. The words after this sentence is fictional.
Tammy NYP Oh my God! I just saw it! I know the link to it! Watch it! Sex video. Tammy Nanyang Polytechnic. Sexy.
Tammy NYP Oh my God! I just saw it! I know the link to it! Watch it! Sex video. Tammy Nanyang Polytechnic. Sexy.
Saturday, March 04, 2006
My Caucasian Brother
Last night I dreamt of something really funny! Hehe! I dreamt that my second brother came back after studying in Australia and he came back as an elderly caucasian woman! Haha, then, somehow, we all went to Carrefour and he, or should I say she, blended in with all the ang mohs. Haha!
Anyway, here's CHECK ON IT! By Beyonce...
Anyway, here's CHECK ON IT! By Beyonce...
Ohh boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Friday, March 03, 2006
My Se7en Deadly Thingies
Hey! People are doing these things in their blog, so it wouldn't hurt to try right?
Seven Qualities I Want In A Potential Wife
1. Has a high tolerance of me
2. Mature (I mean emotionally and mentally)
3. Loves America's Next Top Model
4. Isn't a stupid, stupid bitch
5. Has a sense of humour like I
6. Isn't lesbian
7. Sings like Mariah Carey
Seven Things That Scare Me
1. Cockroaches
2. Cik Pons and toyols, popping up whenever I'm alone
3. Losing my handphone
4. Being hated by the whole class
5. Even worse, being hated by the whole school
6. Failing my O Levels, especially English
7. My bathroom in the middle of the night
Seven Nice Songs
1. We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
2. Don't Forget About Us - Mariah Carey
3. Heartbreaker - Mariah Carey
4. Hero - Mariah Carey (Haha, I'm in love with her voice!)
5. Check On It - Beyonce
6. Emotion - Destiny's Child
7. Touch - Amerie
Seven Things I Like Most
1. Life
2. My family
3. Kool Kentals
4. 4R
5. My MP3s in my handphone
6. Mariah Carey
7. My blog!
Seven Important Things Inside My Bedroom
1. My handphone
2. My bed (duh!)
3. Emancipation of Mimi (my brother's)
4. Mariah Carey
5. My television
6. My PS2
7. My bantal busuk
Seven Random Facts About Me
1. I'm the compost bin of 4R. Leftover food scraps go to my mouth.
2. I LOVE Mariah Carey!
3. I used to hate Mariah Carey.
4. I thought Mariah Carey was a woman with big boobs and no talent.
5. Onions make me cry.
6. I wake up at 5:30 every school day.
7. Captains Ball makes me high.
Seven Things I Plan To Do Before I Die
1. Meet Mariah Carey before she dies.
2. Become an audiologist.
3. Become a guest star in some health show, as an audiologist.
4. Become a guest judge in ANTM.
5. Gain weight.
6. Travel to America.
7. Kill somebody. (Haha, just kidding! I'm no Cassandra!)
Seven Things I Can Do
1. LOVE Mariah Carey.
2. Sing in class. Currently, I'm singing Check On It.
3. Laugh like a crazy hyena.
4. Make windows shatter with my voice.
5. Become a sociopath.
6. Procrastinate.
7. Do handstands!
Seven Things I Say Most
1. You're a stupid, stupid bitch
2. I can't see my eyebrows
3. It's like, so stupid!
4. Umm... Like,
5. Oh my God!
6. Freak!
7. Oohh boy you lookin' like you like what you see, won't you come over and check up on it, I'm gonna let you work up on it, ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it! Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight!
Seven Celebrity Crushes
1. Mariah Carey!
2. Mariah Carey!
3. Mariah Carey!
4. Mariah Carey!
5. Mariah Carey!
6. Mariah Carey!
7. Mariah Carey!
Seven People I Want To Do This
1. Mariah Carey!
2. Mariah Carey!
3. Mariah Carey!
4. Mariah Carey!
5. Mariah Carey!
6. Mariah Carey!
7. Mariah Carey!
Seven Qualities I Want In A Potential Wife
1. Has a high tolerance of me
2. Mature (I mean emotionally and mentally)
3. Loves America's Next Top Model
4. Isn't a stupid, stupid bitch
5. Has a sense of humour like I
6. Isn't lesbian
7. Sings like Mariah Carey
Seven Things That Scare Me
1. Cockroaches
2. Cik Pons and toyols, popping up whenever I'm alone
3. Losing my handphone
4. Being hated by the whole class
5. Even worse, being hated by the whole school
6. Failing my O Levels, especially English
7. My bathroom in the middle of the night
Seven Nice Songs
1. We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
2. Don't Forget About Us - Mariah Carey
3. Heartbreaker - Mariah Carey
4. Hero - Mariah Carey (Haha, I'm in love with her voice!)
5. Check On It - Beyonce
6. Emotion - Destiny's Child
7. Touch - Amerie
Seven Things I Like Most
1. Life
2. My family
3. Kool Kentals
4. 4R
5. My MP3s in my handphone
6. Mariah Carey
7. My blog!
Seven Important Things Inside My Bedroom
1. My handphone
2. My bed (duh!)
3. Emancipation of Mimi (my brother's)
4. Mariah Carey
5. My television
6. My PS2
7. My bantal busuk
Seven Random Facts About Me
1. I'm the compost bin of 4R. Leftover food scraps go to my mouth.
2. I LOVE Mariah Carey!
3. I used to hate Mariah Carey.
4. I thought Mariah Carey was a woman with big boobs and no talent.
5. Onions make me cry.
6. I wake up at 5:30 every school day.
7. Captains Ball makes me high.
Seven Things I Plan To Do Before I Die
1. Meet Mariah Carey before she dies.
2. Become an audiologist.
3. Become a guest star in some health show, as an audiologist.
4. Become a guest judge in ANTM.
5. Gain weight.
6. Travel to America.
7. Kill somebody. (Haha, just kidding! I'm no Cassandra!)
Seven Things I Can Do
1. LOVE Mariah Carey.
2. Sing in class. Currently, I'm singing Check On It.
3. Laugh like a crazy hyena.
4. Make windows shatter with my voice.
5. Become a sociopath.
6. Procrastinate.
7. Do handstands!
Seven Things I Say Most
1. You're a stupid, stupid bitch
2. I can't see my eyebrows
3. It's like, so stupid!
4. Umm... Like,
5. Oh my God!
6. Freak!
7. Oohh boy you lookin' like you like what you see, won't you come over and check up on it, I'm gonna let you work up on it, ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it! Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight!
Seven Celebrity Crushes
1. Mariah Carey!
2. Mariah Carey!
3. Mariah Carey!
4. Mariah Carey!
5. Mariah Carey!
6. Mariah Carey!
7. Mariah Carey!
Seven People I Want To Do This
1. Mariah Carey!
2. Mariah Carey!
3. Mariah Carey!
4. Mariah Carey!
5. Mariah Carey!
6. Mariah Carey!
7. Mariah Carey!
Thursday, March 02, 2006
My Audiologism
Random fact = I now aspire to become an audiologist!
A person who studies the human ear and finds out how deaf you really are! I'm partially deaf, so I hope they accept me into the School of Audiology, if there is one...
Anyway, today went to Suntec to go to this job fair and everything inside it was FREE FREE FREE! Yes! But of course, free stuff are usually poor quality items. Then, we went to Changi Hospital and thank goodness I went to Changi Hospital because it was so interesting. There we met many people, including this audiologist, who works in a sound-proof room. And when I mean soundproof, I really do mean it. Then, from the soundproof room, we went to another room which is more sound-proof and the audiologist asked us if anybody wanted to test on their hearing. And I regretted that I didn't volunteer. I'm scared I might be partially deaf! But Samuel Lee volunteered because he wants to be a pilot when he grows up and pilots have to listen to ticking noises if there's like, a bomb in the plane.
Well, after that, we met radiologists, physiotherapists, blah blah blah. I thought that we would be visiting patients or something.
I'm currently struggling to do my English! Struggling! Help me! The passage is so boring you could just die there! I hope my O Level English paper isn't boring. I hope they have a passage depicting the life of Tyra Banks or something.
A person who studies the human ear and finds out how deaf you really are! I'm partially deaf, so I hope they accept me into the School of Audiology, if there is one...
Anyway, today went to Suntec to go to this job fair and everything inside it was FREE FREE FREE! Yes! But of course, free stuff are usually poor quality items. Then, we went to Changi Hospital and thank goodness I went to Changi Hospital because it was so interesting. There we met many people, including this audiologist, who works in a sound-proof room. And when I mean soundproof, I really do mean it. Then, from the soundproof room, we went to another room which is more sound-proof and the audiologist asked us if anybody wanted to test on their hearing. And I regretted that I didn't volunteer. I'm scared I might be partially deaf! But Samuel Lee volunteered because he wants to be a pilot when he grows up and pilots have to listen to ticking noises if there's like, a bomb in the plane.
Well, after that, we met radiologists, physiotherapists, blah blah blah. I thought that we would be visiting patients or something.
I'm currently struggling to do my English! Struggling! Help me! The passage is so boring you could just die there! I hope my O Level English paper isn't boring. I hope they have a passage depicting the life of Tyra Banks or something.
The Girl Who Retaliates
Hahaha! What a great episode! Pigeons, Red Bull, Pearl Earrings!
I have to admit that Nicole was a bit whiny during the challenge, BUT!!! However, like, Tyra... Umm... you see, there's this disease called bird flu and it's been spreading in Europe and umm... pigeons are birds you see, and umm... maybe you shouldn't kill your models? I mean, that's just a suggestion...
And I believe that Jayla stole those granola bars. Either that or Tyra stole it. Go Nicole! Go Nicole! You can do it, OK?
I have to admit that Nicole was a bit whiny during the challenge, BUT!!! However, like, Tyra... Umm... you see, there's this disease called bird flu and it's been spreading in Europe and umm... pigeons are birds you see, and umm... maybe you shouldn't kill your models? I mean, that's just a suggestion...
And I believe that Jayla stole those granola bars. Either that or Tyra stole it. Go Nicole! Go Nicole! You can do it, OK?
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
My Yellow Tinge
Help! There's this yellow tinge on my monitor and everything I am currently seeing is... YELLOW!
Today was like, death itself. We had this boring talk and the TJC Vice-Principal was kind of rude and told us to hush by hushing. And he kind of reminds me of Mr Eng.
And Malay was damn embarrassing. My other stupid group mates didn't care what I wrote and I was enslaved by them. Seriously, then, when I presented, I kept on saying "Abis tu" meaning 'after that' in slang terms. Then the whole class laughed with me (not at me). Kind of reminded me of the 'Actually' incident in ANTM. Haha! Then, there would be a tally to count how many times I said "Abis tu".
Wow! Remember last time when I always said 'I can't see my eyebrows!"? Ahh... memories...
Can't believe I failed my English! My English! I got 21/50. Sad right? Well, it's the truth, and it hurts. Fuck! Mdm Audra marks so strictly. And my descriptive writing sucks as well! I think I'm growing more stupider! Words of encouragement at my tagboard really helps...
Anyway, I'm going to start this music chart and it's going to be called The Hakimbo Top 5. Heheh! It's going to be based on what I sing in class and how much I play it at home. Ok, whatever...
Today was like, death itself. We had this boring talk and the TJC Vice-Principal was kind of rude and told us to hush by hushing. And he kind of reminds me of Mr Eng.
And Malay was damn embarrassing. My other stupid group mates didn't care what I wrote and I was enslaved by them. Seriously, then, when I presented, I kept on saying "Abis tu" meaning 'after that' in slang terms. Then the whole class laughed with me (not at me). Kind of reminded me of the 'Actually' incident in ANTM. Haha! Then, there would be a tally to count how many times I said "Abis tu".
Wow! Remember last time when I always said 'I can't see my eyebrows!"? Ahh... memories...
Can't believe I failed my English! My English! I got 21/50. Sad right? Well, it's the truth, and it hurts. Fuck! Mdm Audra marks so strictly. And my descriptive writing sucks as well! I think I'm growing more stupider! Words of encouragement at my tagboard really helps...
Anyway, I'm going to start this music chart and it's going to be called The Hakimbo Top 5. Heheh! It's going to be based on what I sing in class and how much I play it at home. Ok, whatever...
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
My Kinky Advert
Hey! Look at this! I found this notice next to the lift at the void deck of my block.
OH EM GEE! Like, this Esther girl is so open. She give handphone number some more.
... It's just an advertising strategy. Well, it got all the Chee Ko Peks excited for a few seconds...
OH EM GEE! Like, this Esther girl is so open. She give handphone number some more.
... It's just an advertising strategy. Well, it got all the Chee Ko Peks excited for a few seconds...
If you still don't get it, they just want to sell the property. OK?
Monday, February 27, 2006
My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
Yay! I feel so happy that I can type a smily face. :D
Got my Physics and Chemistry Common Test results!
Chemistry - 45/60 A1 (75%)
Physics - 45/50 A1 (90%)
But then today's E Maths test was difficult as hell! I missed out on two questions. And I was studying the wrong topic yesterday. How stupid can one be?
Anyway, today my life seems to be revolving around Marco! Yes! During Geography, he was kind of saying that Batam has many cheap stuff there, like keropok (and prostitutes) and Ms Neo told him to stop talking crap a couple of times. And Ms Neo said that Zi Hao is like those fun facts at the side of textbooks. Hehehe!
During English, he kept on interrupting what Mdm Audra said, which is very rude!
During Chem, he didn't really say anything. Maybe it's because he didn't do so well.
Maths was the funniest! Mr Yong was talking about matrices and he was giving examples and stuff and he explained that if we were to go to a BBQ and buy from two shops, which would be cheaper, blah blah blah. And he said that if Shop A sold fishballs at 35 cents a ball, blah blah blah. Then, I heard Marco tell Melvin with his ever-so-enthu voice: "Di Indo lebih murah!" meaning "It's much cheaper in Indonesia!". Like, I think he'll sacrifice his life to protect the life of the sultan of Indonesia, if there is one.
I think I have quite an odd laugh. When I laugh, I can't really talk because I'll laugh again. And that's what happened during Maths.
Well, at home I was kind of hungry and searched the whole fridge for food and I found ice-cream in the freezer and I decided to make it into a milkshake by squishing it with a spoon. Yay! Like, the flavour was Nepolitan, so it turned out to taste like strawberry milkshake and it's so much better than Mac's. Maybe I should start a business.
Got my Physics and Chemistry Common Test results!
Chemistry - 45/60 A1 (75%)
Physics - 45/50 A1 (90%)
But then today's E Maths test was difficult as hell! I missed out on two questions. And I was studying the wrong topic yesterday. How stupid can one be?
Anyway, today my life seems to be revolving around Marco! Yes! During Geography, he was kind of saying that Batam has many cheap stuff there, like keropok (and prostitutes) and Ms Neo told him to stop talking crap a couple of times. And Ms Neo said that Zi Hao is like those fun facts at the side of textbooks. Hehehe!
During English, he kept on interrupting what Mdm Audra said, which is very rude!
During Chem, he didn't really say anything. Maybe it's because he didn't do so well.
Maths was the funniest! Mr Yong was talking about matrices and he was giving examples and stuff and he explained that if we were to go to a BBQ and buy from two shops, which would be cheaper, blah blah blah. And he said that if Shop A sold fishballs at 35 cents a ball, blah blah blah. Then, I heard Marco tell Melvin with his ever-so-enthu voice: "Di Indo lebih murah!" meaning "It's much cheaper in Indonesia!". Like, I think he'll sacrifice his life to protect the life of the sultan of Indonesia, if there is one.
I think I have quite an odd laugh. When I laugh, I can't really talk because I'll laugh again. And that's what happened during Maths.
Well, at home I was kind of hungry and searched the whole fridge for food and I found ice-cream in the freezer and I decided to make it into a milkshake by squishing it with a spoon. Yay! Like, the flavour was Nepolitan, so it turned out to taste like strawberry milkshake and it's so much better than Mac's. Maybe I should start a business.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
My Cokeful Day
Found this song's that really funny. It's called And I by Ciara. It was in my brother's music file and it reminded me of the fat hooker from American Idol who showed her privates to the whole world.
Anyways... I found a way to make your coin even more shiny! Wanna know how? Put it in Coke! Yes! Yesterday, after remedial, me, Adam and Nani ate at Burger King and Nani was telling me that she accidentally dropped a coin in Coke and when she took it out, it was shiny. So, I left a bit of Coke and put a coin inside. Then, when I reached home, I took it out and voala! It was shiny! I think the acid in the Coke reacted with the oxide.
The funny thing is that there was a Diet Coke giveaway in front of Tampines Mall.
Anyway, I went to Loyang Point early in the morning to buy Berita Minggu and when I wanted to go home, I stumbled upon this Malay family of about 8 about to ride bikes after shopping at Shing Song, and it was so funny because they were kind of obstructing the driveway with their bikes and all and people wanted to pass through. And the teenagers were cursing at the drivers and stuff. You see, the journey from Loyang Point to my house is very steep and if you ride a bike, you don't need to pedal. So I saw all of them like, riding together down the hill, like some biker gang or something. Hahaha!
Oh shit! I forgot that my new monicker is Hakimbo!
Ok, I need to go now because I haven't done my Newspaper Cutting and I need to revise for my Maths test tomorrow.
Anyways... I found a way to make your coin even more shiny! Wanna know how? Put it in Coke! Yes! Yesterday, after remedial, me, Adam and Nani ate at Burger King and Nani was telling me that she accidentally dropped a coin in Coke and when she took it out, it was shiny. So, I left a bit of Coke and put a coin inside. Then, when I reached home, I took it out and voala! It was shiny! I think the acid in the Coke reacted with the oxide.
The funny thing is that there was a Diet Coke giveaway in front of Tampines Mall.
Anyway, I went to Loyang Point early in the morning to buy Berita Minggu and when I wanted to go home, I stumbled upon this Malay family of about 8 about to ride bikes after shopping at Shing Song, and it was so funny because they were kind of obstructing the driveway with their bikes and all and people wanted to pass through. And the teenagers were cursing at the drivers and stuff. You see, the journey from Loyang Point to my house is very steep and if you ride a bike, you don't need to pedal. So I saw all of them like, riding together down the hill, like some biker gang or something. Hahaha!
Oh shit! I forgot that my new monicker is Hakimbo!
Ok, I need to go now because I haven't done my Newspaper Cutting and I need to revise for my Maths test tomorrow.
Friday, February 24, 2006
My Froggy Incident
This morning, call me crazy, but I saw two cats talking to each other in cat language. Seriously.
Ms Neo had a sore throat this morning and Zi Hao was telling Ms Neo on the different types of tea and how it can cure sore throats. I don't really know if she was sarcastic or not, but she was amazed by the speech.
Malay was horrible. Like, REALLY HORRIBLE! We were grouped into groups (duh!) to brainstorm on the content of this exposition. And who was I grouped with? Amir! It was so scary, I was ready to run away if he would pounce on me and bite my eyes of. I was appointed the secretary and I couldn't speak but write. Next time, send somebody else there, please!
Marco is like, getting really irritating. I mean, he would always say 'TIIMMOOOO-THEEEOOOOSSSSS'. Shut up! Everytime I look at him, I laugh my head off because it's so funny!
During recess, Charnavil (very lazy to write the names individually) caught a frog and put it in a water bottle. I suggested we call the frog 'Freddo' but then Charlene wanted to call it 'Freddy' because of a particular reason.
Today in the bus on my way home, I lost my mind. I was thinking about what happened today when suddenly, I imagined Marco shouting 'TIIIMOOOOO-THEEEEOOOOSSSSSSS'. So I giggled to myself and everyone turned their heads to look at me. So I tried to cover my mouth. Thank goodness the bus wasn't packed.
Ms Neo had a sore throat this morning and Zi Hao was telling Ms Neo on the different types of tea and how it can cure sore throats. I don't really know if she was sarcastic or not, but she was amazed by the speech.
Malay was horrible. Like, REALLY HORRIBLE! We were grouped into groups (duh!) to brainstorm on the content of this exposition. And who was I grouped with? Amir! It was so scary, I was ready to run away if he would pounce on me and bite my eyes of. I was appointed the secretary and I couldn't speak but write. Next time, send somebody else there, please!
Marco is like, getting really irritating. I mean, he would always say 'TIIMMOOOO-THEEEOOOOSSSSS'. Shut up! Everytime I look at him, I laugh my head off because it's so funny!
During recess, Charnavil (very lazy to write the names individually) caught a frog and put it in a water bottle. I suggested we call the frog 'Freddo' but then Charlene wanted to call it 'Freddy' because of a particular reason.
Today in the bus on my way home, I lost my mind. I was thinking about what happened today when suddenly, I imagined Marco shouting 'TIIIMOOOOO-THEEEEOOOOSSSSSSS'. So I giggled to myself and everyone turned their heads to look at me. So I tried to cover my mouth. Thank goodness the bus wasn't packed.
The Girl Who Talks Behind Everyone's Backs
And when you thought that the girl was Jayla aka Stupid Stupid Bitch, it wasn't! Instead it's the lesbian Kim. Not much happened.
Lisa got eliminated! Ahhh!!! Oh my God!!! Like, what the hell? I think Tyra was told of the diaper incident and thought that she needed some mental treatment.
Lisa D'Amato
Lisa got eliminated! Ahhh!!! Oh my God!!! Like, what the hell? I think Tyra was told of the diaper incident and thought that she needed some mental treatment.
OBITUARIES
Lisa D'Amato
Sorry hun' for neglecting you and eloping with my boyfriend. I should have paid attention to you than to your half-siblings. Are you okay? Call me, k?
Mummy
Will be sadly missed.
Twiggy
Girl, you need some plastic surgery! I know ya tell yourself ya beautiful, every single day, but ya need to control that face!
Ms J.
Don't give up, girl! Just look at Naima! She has the most weirdest look but she made it to the top, I think. Well, good luck in the fashion world!
Tyra
You're a stupid, stupid bitch! I really hope you read this.
Jayla
Sigh. I remember the first time we kissed. Of course, the editors cut that part out.
Kim, with love
You were a great friend
Cousin It
Thursday, February 23, 2006
My New Monicker
I've decided to make my new monicker as 'Hakimbo'. Right, you might say.
Today, something exciting happened today. Bus 3 broke down when I wanted to go home. Then, we all had to alight the bus and board another bus. Then these Siglap Secondary girls shouted that it was a terrorist attack. Hahaha! I saw the bus in smokes, literally. And the bus driver was like, putting what looked like Dynamo inside the engine.
I didn't blog yesterday because I was studying like mad. Seriously and during Malay, Cikgu Nora didn't come so I took the opportunity to study. But I was stupid enough to sit next to Amir. He's like, Cassandra! Seriously. When the period ended, people asked me to put back the dictionaries because I was sitting at the back, then Amir was like, "Can you carry 2 dictionaries?" Shut up! I just wanted to step on him.
Today, something exciting happened today. Bus 3 broke down when I wanted to go home. Then, we all had to alight the bus and board another bus. Then these Siglap Secondary girls shouted that it was a terrorist attack. Hahaha! I saw the bus in smokes, literally. And the bus driver was like, putting what looked like Dynamo inside the engine.
I didn't blog yesterday because I was studying like mad. Seriously and during Malay, Cikgu Nora didn't come so I took the opportunity to study. But I was stupid enough to sit next to Amir. He's like, Cassandra! Seriously. When the period ended, people asked me to put back the dictionaries because I was sitting at the back, then Amir was like, "Can you carry 2 dictionaries?" Shut up! I just wanted to step on him.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
My Double Choke
I nearly died today. Not once, but twice! Two times! TWO TIMES! Can you believe my luck.
NEAR DEATH #1:
Was eating lunch after assembly. You know, it's really weird that the school is now putting Assembly on Tuesday because I have this feeling that I'm supposed to go to mosque after Assembly. So, all the boys were dismissed because the girls were having checks on their bras. No coloured bras from now on. And that includes lingere. So, what that means is that bras are banned from school, because you see, white is a mixture of all the seven colours of the rainbow. So, if you wear a coloured bra, you're supposed to buy a transparent bra from Saravanan. Don't call me dirty. I'm just scientific.
Anyway, the whole canteen was filled with boys and I was eating nasi lemak with Adam, Andy and Nuriman. Kwok Foong was sitting near us and we tried to strike a conversation with him but he just kept quiet. Bear in mind that I was eating nasi lemak during that time. And guess what? Adam just had to make a stupid remark which nearly costed my life and said that Kwok Foong's mother will slap him if he talks to people. And when I swallowed, I laughed and the food got stuck in my windpipe and I choked and tried to cough it out, but then the rice was still in there and I tried to run to the toilet, but then I realised that it was the girls' toilet. It was so hard to breathe. Thank goodness I didn't vomit, because that would be embarrassing. Anyway, after many coughs, I was feeling better. So never laugh when you eat.
NEAR DEATH #2:
So, I was in the bus going home and Andy just had to make a joke (I forgot what it was) while I was drinking Lemon Tea and yes, you guessed it. I laughed while drinking it and I choked. It wasn't any ordinary choke, because I still had Lemon Tea in my mouth while I turned blue. A few seconds later, I was alright. If not, I would have had to let out everything. I would pity the person sitting in front of me.
Oh, and there was an EAGLES and GPA awards given out during Assembly. Nobody clapped for Nuriman. One word: Wow.
And I would like to tell Amir to please keep quiet and keep your comments to yourself. I mean, I had to sit between Amir and his friend from 4E and from next fortnight onwards, I'm going to sit someplace where there isn't anybody who keeps on scolding people 'cibai'. I mean, he's always on silent mode during Malay but wow! He wanted to say "You suck!" to Kwok Foong (which I thought was rude) but then everyone cheered for him, and he didn't. And when Sara said that he wanted to dismiss the students by sex, he was like, giggling like a 9-year-old. What the hell is wrong with the word 'sex'? Then, his friend was like, "So many different ways of having sex." And he elaborated on it. Sickos.
Wow! I looked at my pictures at !Smash'd and I so didn't realise that I have lazy eyes. You know when people have cross-eyes. It's the opposite. It's so freaky. But that's OK.
Hope I don't choke during dinner.
NEAR DEATH #1:
Was eating lunch after assembly. You know, it's really weird that the school is now putting Assembly on Tuesday because I have this feeling that I'm supposed to go to mosque after Assembly. So, all the boys were dismissed because the girls were having checks on their bras. No coloured bras from now on. And that includes lingere. So, what that means is that bras are banned from school, because you see, white is a mixture of all the seven colours of the rainbow. So, if you wear a coloured bra, you're supposed to buy a transparent bra from Saravanan. Don't call me dirty. I'm just scientific.
Anyway, the whole canteen was filled with boys and I was eating nasi lemak with Adam, Andy and Nuriman. Kwok Foong was sitting near us and we tried to strike a conversation with him but he just kept quiet. Bear in mind that I was eating nasi lemak during that time. And guess what? Adam just had to make a stupid remark which nearly costed my life and said that Kwok Foong's mother will slap him if he talks to people. And when I swallowed, I laughed and the food got stuck in my windpipe and I choked and tried to cough it out, but then the rice was still in there and I tried to run to the toilet, but then I realised that it was the girls' toilet. It was so hard to breathe. Thank goodness I didn't vomit, because that would be embarrassing. Anyway, after many coughs, I was feeling better. So never laugh when you eat.
NEAR DEATH #2:
So, I was in the bus going home and Andy just had to make a joke (I forgot what it was) while I was drinking Lemon Tea and yes, you guessed it. I laughed while drinking it and I choked. It wasn't any ordinary choke, because I still had Lemon Tea in my mouth while I turned blue. A few seconds later, I was alright. If not, I would have had to let out everything. I would pity the person sitting in front of me.
Oh, and there was an EAGLES and GPA awards given out during Assembly. Nobody clapped for Nuriman. One word: Wow.
And I would like to tell Amir to please keep quiet and keep your comments to yourself. I mean, I had to sit between Amir and his friend from 4E and from next fortnight onwards, I'm going to sit someplace where there isn't anybody who keeps on scolding people 'cibai'. I mean, he's always on silent mode during Malay but wow! He wanted to say "You suck!" to Kwok Foong (which I thought was rude) but then everyone cheered for him, and he didn't. And when Sara said that he wanted to dismiss the students by sex, he was like, giggling like a 9-year-old. What the hell is wrong with the word 'sex'? Then, his friend was like, "So many different ways of having sex." And he elaborated on it. Sickos.
Wow! I looked at my pictures at !Smash'd and I so didn't realise that I have lazy eyes. You know when people have cross-eyes. It's the opposite. It's so freaky. But that's OK.
Hope I don't choke during dinner.
Monday, February 20, 2006
My Shopping Spree
Oh I forgot to blog that I had a shop-till-you-drop shopping spree today at Popular and bought guide books for Chemistry, Physics and Combined Humanities. Yes. The Combined Humanities book consists of notes on SS and Elective Geog. I'm suddenly motivated to study.
Hatsumomo is such a liar. She claims on a website that she's 185 cm tall. 185? I'm 172 and I'm taller than her. Seriously, I think it's because she smokes and that smoking affects your growth. 185? If she's 185? What am I? 190? See what happens when you smoke?
Don't ever go to Shamsydar's tagboard unless you want to see bitching going on in there. I'm on nobody's side. Sigh. I'm kind of jealous of Shamsydar because...
PEOPLE COMMENT ON HER BLOG! WHETHER THEY'RE NICE OR MEAN, THEY STILL HAVE THE COURTESY TO COMMENT AND TAG!!!! ALL YOU BITCHES WHO DON'T TAG ARE EVIL!
Wow! That got a load of my chest. Well, back to studies.
Hatsumomo is such a liar. She claims on a website that she's 185 cm tall. 185? I'm 172 and I'm taller than her. Seriously, I think it's because she smokes and that smoking affects your growth. 185? If she's 185? What am I? 190? See what happens when you smoke?
Don't ever go to Shamsydar's tagboard unless you want to see bitching going on in there. I'm on nobody's side. Sigh. I'm kind of jealous of Shamsydar because...
PEOPLE COMMENT ON HER BLOG! WHETHER THEY'RE NICE OR MEAN, THEY STILL HAVE THE COURTESY TO COMMENT AND TAG!!!! ALL YOU BITCHES WHO DON'T TAG ARE EVIL!
Wow! That got a load of my chest. Well, back to studies.
My Flirtatious Teacher
Today for the first time, Physics was really fun. Not the lesson, I mean.
First, Mr Eng was like, explaining to the whole class about waves and blah blah blah while sittong on Izzati's table! Hehehe! So funny! Izzati said that it was the most 'turn-offing' thing she ever saw.
OH MY GOD Apprentice totally rocks like hell! If you missed last night's episode, call yourself a stupid, stupid bitch. First, the princess Diana woman took over Mr Trump for a while while trying to sound like Mr Trump, but then didn't happen. Then, Donald Trump fired four people. FOUR! FOUR!! Because the team lost by 111%. Then, he told four of them to stay while the rest of the group went back to the suite. So, Donald Trump was like, "You know what? You're all fired! Go home!" It was like, so shocking. Seriously, Tyra should learn something from The Apprentice. It's not like as if Donald Trump is going to say:
"We have been so disappointed in four of you that we have decided that you are fired.... [shock!] ....because we're all going to a barbecue! And you and you and you!"
Hehe. If you had watched the Apprentice, the fired person has to go down and climb into a taxi. Last night, four people had to cramp in the backseat. The taxi apek didn't shoo them for having four people at the back seat. Haha! And in the confessionals, they were like, silent. Hehe! Woo!! Shit I didn't tape it. It was so amazing!
First, Mr Eng was like, explaining to the whole class about waves and blah blah blah while sittong on Izzati's table! Hehehe! So funny! Izzati said that it was the most 'turn-offing' thing she ever saw.
OH MY GOD Apprentice totally rocks like hell! If you missed last night's episode, call yourself a stupid, stupid bitch. First, the princess Diana woman took over Mr Trump for a while while trying to sound like Mr Trump, but then didn't happen. Then, Donald Trump fired four people. FOUR! FOUR!! Because the team lost by 111%. Then, he told four of them to stay while the rest of the group went back to the suite. So, Donald Trump was like, "You know what? You're all fired! Go home!" It was like, so shocking. Seriously, Tyra should learn something from The Apprentice. It's not like as if Donald Trump is going to say:
"We have been so disappointed in four of you that we have decided that you are fired.... [shock!] ....because we're all going to a barbecue! And you and you and you!"
Hehe. If you had watched the Apprentice, the fired person has to go down and climb into a taxi. Last night, four people had to cramp in the backseat. The taxi apek didn't shoo them for having four people at the back seat. Haha! And in the confessionals, they were like, silent. Hehe! Woo!! Shit I didn't tape it. It was so amazing!
Sunday, February 19, 2006
My Shashful Day
Yesterday was crazy. Literally, it was nuts!
I thought Ronin sang songs like The Backstreet Boys or something but I got a huge surprise when the albino was like, screaming at us and told us to get our asses off our seats and spitted at his band members. Poor Erni had to shake hands with the albino. I was so scared for her because they might show her the finger! Like, scary!
Other than that, it was all screams and noise. I couldn't hear anything!
Back to studies...
My rash is now getting itchier. It's really really uncomfortable when I walk.
Isn't anybody coming to my blog? Please tag?
I thought Ronin sang songs like The Backstreet Boys or something but I got a huge surprise when the albino was like, screaming at us and told us to get our asses off our seats and spitted at his band members. Poor Erni had to shake hands with the albino. I was so scared for her because they might show her the finger! Like, scary!
Other than that, it was all screams and noise. I couldn't hear anything!
Back to studies...
My rash is now getting itchier. It's really really uncomfortable when I walk.
Isn't anybody coming to my blog? Please tag?
Saturday, February 18, 2006
My Rash
It's like, 5:14 and I haven't even gotten ready for !Smash'd. Hehe! I could just run there before the doors close.
Anyway, I've gotten like this, mild rash on my thighs. It's not so serious, it's like as if it's sunburnt or something, and it hurts when water touches it. Are rashes contagious? I think I might have gotten it from Anavil or something. I think I might need to be quarantined, or else everybody at !Smash'd will get rashes.
Ok, gotta get ready. Bye!
Anyway, I've gotten like this, mild rash on my thighs. It's not so serious, it's like as if it's sunburnt or something, and it hurts when water touches it. Are rashes contagious? I think I might have gotten it from Anavil or something. I think I might need to be quarantined, or else everybody at !Smash'd will get rashes.
Ok, gotta get ready. Bye!
Friday, February 17, 2006
My Sixth Season
Hey everybody! Guess what? The ANTM 6 website is now on and we get to see the pictures. Yay!
BROOKE
She looks really aggressive, like as if she's about to beat you up.
She looks so much better as a brunette. And she kinda looks like Brittany (S4). Yay! More drunk behaviour!
DANIELLE
She looks a bit fat. I think she'll be the black bitch of the season. Like, every season has one. First, it was Robyn, then, it was Camille. Third was Yaya. Fourth was Keenyah and Fifth is Bre.
Diva! I don't think she will win.
FURONDA
I kind of like her. But her eyes look a bit alienesque.
She looks like a negro version of Zhang Ziyi. What's with the twitch?
GINA
See? This is the Vietnamese girl I was talking about. Well, she looks Vietnamesey-Thai. She looks like a blur queen.
Hope she gets far. Go Asians!
JADE
Tyra must really love Naima to put her again on the show. Seriously.
She looks like a Chinese wearing an afro. Seriously, I hope she leaves, ASAP!
JOANIE
Joanie! What a name! First of the three blondes I couldn't diffrentiate.
How old is this woman? 55?
KARI
Second of the three blondes. She looks a bit chubby.
I think she will be the one complaining about ramen noodles.
KATHY
Third of the three blondes. And I would like to ask again how old these model-wannabes are.
Worse than Christina's stare.
LESLIE
Ooohh!!! My favourite! My favourite! She looks like the lead singer of Pussycat Dolls. I've fallen in love with her!
She looks like a much much prettier Naima! Hope she wins!
MOLLIE SUE
Yep! That's her name. Mollie Sue. Did she just give birth or something?
I'd bet she'll be the one confessing that she either is going to die in 6 months, has retinitis pigmentosa, is anorexic, is bulimic, or something.
NNENNA
Hee! What a name! How do you pronounce it? Nina? Neena? Nenna?
Nnenna looks like Keenyah.
SARA
Can you believe that she's 6"1'? Which, according to my conversion, is 1.85 cm tall. Wow! I wish I was tall as her.
In your tall bitches' face! In your tall bitches' face!
WENDY
Wendy? As in Wendy Pepper? No! This is Wendy Crazy-Stare Girl.
She's like, the female version of me! Ahhhh!!!
She looks really aggressive, like as if she's about to beat you up.
She looks so much better as a brunette. And she kinda looks like Brittany (S4). Yay! More drunk behaviour!
DANIELLE
She looks a bit fat. I think she'll be the black bitch of the season. Like, every season has one. First, it was Robyn, then, it was Camille. Third was Yaya. Fourth was Keenyah and Fifth is Bre.
Diva! I don't think she will win.
FURONDA
I kind of like her. But her eyes look a bit alienesque.
She looks like a negro version of Zhang Ziyi. What's with the twitch?
GINA
See? This is the Vietnamese girl I was talking about. Well, she looks Vietnamesey-Thai. She looks like a blur queen.
Hope she gets far. Go Asians!
JADE
Tyra must really love Naima to put her again on the show. Seriously.
She looks like a Chinese wearing an afro. Seriously, I hope she leaves, ASAP!
JOANIE
Joanie! What a name! First of the three blondes I couldn't diffrentiate.
How old is this woman? 55?
KARI
Second of the three blondes. She looks a bit chubby.
I think she will be the one complaining about ramen noodles.
KATHY
Third of the three blondes. And I would like to ask again how old these model-wannabes are.
Worse than Christina's stare.
LESLIE
Ooohh!!! My favourite! My favourite! She looks like the lead singer of Pussycat Dolls. I've fallen in love with her!
She looks like a much much prettier Naima! Hope she wins!
MOLLIE SUE
Yep! That's her name. Mollie Sue. Did she just give birth or something?
I'd bet she'll be the one confessing that she either is going to die in 6 months, has retinitis pigmentosa, is anorexic, is bulimic, or something.
NNENNA
Hee! What a name! How do you pronounce it? Nina? Neena? Nenna?
Nnenna looks like Keenyah.
SARA
Can you believe that she's 6"1'? Which, according to my conversion, is 1.85 cm tall. Wow! I wish I was tall as her.
In your tall bitches' face! In your tall bitches' face!
WENDY
Wendy? As in Wendy Pepper? No! This is Wendy Crazy-Stare Girl.
She's like, the female version of me! Ahhhh!!!
Thursday, February 16, 2006
The Girl Whose Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her
It was bogus elimination and Tyra tried to make everyone like her by not eliminating anybody. Yay! That means more episodes!
Anyway, Kim's all sad that Kyle had to leave. I'm sad too.
And Nik was such a bitch at the place where they met Eva! Seriously! Lisa was like "I like our group" and Nik said "We don't like you, Lisa". Then Lisa interviews that she's going to be friendless. Poor her. No wonder her best friends are Cousin Itt and Mr Bojangles. Sigh.
Oh, and Lisa peed in a diaper! Which was totally disgusting, I must say. Bre was right. If Lisa wins, she should use the $100,000 to go for therapy ASAP!
Stupid, stupid Jayla! Her photoshoot sucked like hell! I'm so happy Tyra made her do the dog photoshoot where she couldn't scream. Hahaha!
And what utter coincidence! First, they were talking about chocolates and I wished they aired the episode before my Morning Digest so that I could copy what Bre said.
The ending...
Tyra: Both girls stand before me (Jayla and Nicole), and the judges have made a tough decision. And we have decided that both of you will pack your bags...
Everybody's shocked!
Tyra:...'cos you're all going to London! [takes out a photo of the British flag, which I am immediately reminded of Belveridge]... AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU! [points at the other girls. Those London musketeers come out of nowhere. Nicole cries like a baby. Jayla praises Jehovah.]
Wow! Tyra copied my lines! Hehehe!
Anyway, Kim's all sad that Kyle had to leave. I'm sad too.
And Nik was such a bitch at the place where they met Eva! Seriously! Lisa was like "I like our group" and Nik said "We don't like you, Lisa". Then Lisa interviews that she's going to be friendless. Poor her. No wonder her best friends are Cousin Itt and Mr Bojangles. Sigh.
Oh, and Lisa peed in a diaper! Which was totally disgusting, I must say. Bre was right. If Lisa wins, she should use the $100,000 to go for therapy ASAP!
Stupid, stupid Jayla! Her photoshoot sucked like hell! I'm so happy Tyra made her do the dog photoshoot where she couldn't scream. Hahaha!
And what utter coincidence! First, they were talking about chocolates and I wished they aired the episode before my Morning Digest so that I could copy what Bre said.
The ending...
Tyra: Both girls stand before me (Jayla and Nicole), and the judges have made a tough decision. And we have decided that both of you will pack your bags...
Everybody's shocked!
Tyra:...'cos you're all going to London! [takes out a photo of the British flag, which I am immediately reminded of Belveridge]... AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU! [points at the other girls. Those London musketeers come out of nowhere. Nicole cries like a baby. Jayla praises Jehovah.]
Wow! Tyra copied my lines! Hehehe!
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
My Frequently-Asked Questions
Decided to do a FAQ page for me, myself and I.
Who is this Hakim guy?
Well, his name is Hakim and he's a boy who lives in Pasir Ris. He wakes up at 5.30 am every single day so that he can reach Temasek Secondary School in time and won't get scolded by Mr Cuthbert. And he reminds you of a sociopath.
Why are you so weird?
Why aren't I so weird?
Don't you have other things to do except for blogging?
Umm... No!
Who's Hatsumomo?
She's my arch enemy who wants to destroy me. My elder sister also hates her too.
You have an elder sister?
Yes, Mameha. We love going to parties in Gion wearing one-inch thick makeup. I don't know why men are attracted to us. Our hair looks like an onion, but they seem to love it. I guess they have a fetish for onions.
Why are you so lame?
Why aren't I so lame?
You're a bitch! Your blog is such a waste of space! You suck!
I feel hurt. Wait... that is not a question!
Who's Ms Neo? Who's Mdm Audra?
Ms Neo is my Humanities teacher and Mdm Audra is my English teacher. They make me laugh my ass off.
Why are you so desperate for taggers?
Because I know that many people come to my blog. But they don't seem to tag.
What does "You're a stupid stupid bitch!" mean?
It's from ANTM and it's a phrase made famous by Jayla. She's the girl you just love to hate!
Why are you so obsessed with ANTM? Don't you watch other shows?
Yes. I do watch other shows, but would you want me to talk about what happened on The Apprentice? Or Survivor?
Do you blog everyday?
No. I blog every year.
Are you that boy who talked about chocolates for his Morning Digest and humiliated himself by saying 'Did you know that chocolates will make you in the mood for love?' and '...to cater to the needs of every individual like you AND you AND you AND you!!!' while pointing at us?
Yes. Did you like it?
Don't you have any dignity? Everybody's laughing at you behind your back!
Well, at least I didn't beat you up in front of the whole school, you shit slice!
You're such a great writer! I love your blog! What's your recipe to success?
Umm.. Wow! Wait, why aren't you tagging? I'm just being myself.
Who is this Hakim guy?
Well, his name is Hakim and he's a boy who lives in Pasir Ris. He wakes up at 5.30 am every single day so that he can reach Temasek Secondary School in time and won't get scolded by Mr Cuthbert. And he reminds you of a sociopath.
Why are you so weird?
Why aren't I so weird?
Don't you have other things to do except for blogging?
Umm... No!
Who's Hatsumomo?
She's my arch enemy who wants to destroy me. My elder sister also hates her too.
You have an elder sister?
Yes, Mameha. We love going to parties in Gion wearing one-inch thick makeup. I don't know why men are attracted to us. Our hair looks like an onion, but they seem to love it. I guess they have a fetish for onions.
Why are you so lame?
Why aren't I so lame?
You're a bitch! Your blog is such a waste of space! You suck!
I feel hurt. Wait... that is not a question!
Who's Ms Neo? Who's Mdm Audra?
Ms Neo is my Humanities teacher and Mdm Audra is my English teacher. They make me laugh my ass off.
Why are you so desperate for taggers?
Because I know that many people come to my blog. But they don't seem to tag.
What does "You're a stupid stupid bitch!" mean?
It's from ANTM and it's a phrase made famous by Jayla. She's the girl you just love to hate!
Why are you so obsessed with ANTM? Don't you watch other shows?
Yes. I do watch other shows, but would you want me to talk about what happened on The Apprentice? Or Survivor?
Do you blog everyday?
No. I blog every year.
Are you that boy who talked about chocolates for his Morning Digest and humiliated himself by saying 'Did you know that chocolates will make you in the mood for love?' and '...to cater to the needs of every individual like you AND you AND you AND you!!!' while pointing at us?
Yes. Did you like it?
Don't you have any dignity? Everybody's laughing at you behind your back!
Well, at least I didn't beat you up in front of the whole school, you shit slice!
You're such a great writer! I love your blog! What's your recipe to success?
Umm.. Wow! Wait, why aren't you tagging? I'm just being myself.
My Duo-Tests
Today was death day for everybody because we had back-to-back tests for Humanities - SS and Elec Geog. Then, somebody tagged at Ms Neo's website and said that it was stupid blah blah blah. I dunno why, but it seems that everybody is like, so panicky. It's only a test. It won't affect your O Level results. Seriously.
And I would have to say that during my test, my handwriting is the most atrociousest ever because we had to scribble everything down! Ha! Made me realise what Mdm Audra said to Marco. Mdm Audra is like, Jayla, you know, she tells you everything to your face. But in a funny way! I love Mdm Audra. We all hate Jayla. Anyway, Mdm Audra asked Marco to show his homework to the class via the visualiser and she was like, "Marco, why don't you show your work, even though your handwriting is disgusting." Hahahaha!
Hatsumomo was being a meanie today. It was 6:30 and I wanted to shower, but then he said that he wanted to take a shower because he had 'work'. Yeah right. Then, he gave me this I'm-better-than-you look. Shut up, Hatsumomo!
And I would have to say that during my test, my handwriting is the most atrociousest ever because we had to scribble everything down! Ha! Made me realise what Mdm Audra said to Marco. Mdm Audra is like, Jayla, you know, she tells you everything to your face. But in a funny way! I love Mdm Audra. We all hate Jayla. Anyway, Mdm Audra asked Marco to show his homework to the class via the visualiser and she was like, "Marco, why don't you show your work, even though your handwriting is disgusting." Hahahaha!
Hatsumomo was being a meanie today. It was 6:30 and I wanted to shower, but then he said that he wanted to take a shower because he had 'work'. Yeah right. Then, he gave me this I'm-better-than-you look. Shut up, Hatsumomo!
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
My Chocolate-Coated Phone
I had a huge headache yesterday. Now it's completely cured, all thanks to SLEEP!!! Yes! Singaporeans seriously need to get more sleep. In Australia, people normally sleep at 9 and wake up at 7. I have to wake up before sunrise everyday so that I won't be late for school. Next time you have eyebags, you can blame it on the MOE, indirectly.
Today is Valentine's Day. I received chocolates. Mmmm.... Chocolates. Take a hint when somebody gives you a box of chocolates! Hehe! I miss Morning Digest. Anyway, I put the chocolates in my right pocket where I put my handphone and after Chem practical, I took out my handphone and to my horror (!!!), my phone screen was coated with a layer of chocolate! I was like, AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Everybody was laughing at my phone. I hope they weren't laughing at me. It was like deja vu with Nuriman and his bag covered in chocolate. Thanks to the wonders of tissue, it only smelled like chocolate. You just wanna lick it.
There wasn't much to eat for recess and lunch because it was Total Defence Day, and the canteen vendors had to sell food that was eaten by oldies, like Fish and Chips! Haha!
I shall call this certain somebody in my life Hatsumomo. Everytime I read about her in Memoirs, I am reminded of her. They have so much in common. I'm like Sayuri, the blue-eyed geisha and Hatsumomo wants to destroy me. And I have to defend her insults with my folding fan and I'll pour sake down her weave. Then, I'll have to stab her with a bayonet while wearing those corny hats Japanese soldiers wear during the Japanese Occupation, you know with the flap at the back, like what archaeologists wear. Hooray for Japan!
Just realised that I have this certain look that is very 'intriguing'. I dunno how to describe it, but I'll just stare at you with a... ummm.... stare. It's just a stare. Like, a stare like as if every single lifeform has been drained out of me. I shall call it the Hakim stare. These are the times when I will stare at you with the Hakim stare (C):
Today is Valentine's Day. I received chocolates. Mmmm.... Chocolates. Take a hint when somebody gives you a box of chocolates! Hehe! I miss Morning Digest. Anyway, I put the chocolates in my right pocket where I put my handphone and after Chem practical, I took out my handphone and to my horror (!!!), my phone screen was coated with a layer of chocolate! I was like, AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Everybody was laughing at my phone. I hope they weren't laughing at me. It was like deja vu with Nuriman and his bag covered in chocolate. Thanks to the wonders of tissue, it only smelled like chocolate. You just wanna lick it.
There wasn't much to eat for recess and lunch because it was Total Defence Day, and the canteen vendors had to sell food that was eaten by oldies, like Fish and Chips! Haha!
I shall call this certain somebody in my life Hatsumomo. Everytime I read about her in Memoirs, I am reminded of her. They have so much in common. I'm like Sayuri, the blue-eyed geisha and Hatsumomo wants to destroy me. And I have to defend her insults with my folding fan and I'll pour sake down her weave. Then, I'll have to stab her with a bayonet while wearing those corny hats Japanese soldiers wear during the Japanese Occupation, you know with the flap at the back, like what archaeologists wear. Hooray for Japan!
Just realised that I have this certain look that is very 'intriguing'. I dunno how to describe it, but I'll just stare at you with a... ummm.... stare. It's just a stare. Like, a stare like as if every single lifeform has been drained out of me. I shall call it the Hakim stare. These are the times when I will stare at you with the Hakim stare (C):
- When I'm in an emotionless mood
- When you talk nonsence
- When I have PMS
- When I have no mood to talk
- When I feel like it
So beware, people! Cause the Hakim stare is about to getcha!
It seems that only a handful of you people ARE NOT tagging at my blog. I know you very shy to tag lah, but you need to build up courage to tag. Haha, I sound like some step-popular guy. I shall tag at your blog, OK?
Monday, February 13, 2006
My Health Check-Up
Had a health check-today! We missed English. It's really weird that they asked us to wear PE attire but in the end nothing happened. We just had our eyes tested on.
I think there might be some toyol stealing stuff from me. My mother gave me $10 today and now I'm left with $3. Like, huh? I only ate recess and lunch on noodles and drinks. Life is getting more expensive.
Memoirs of a Geisha is such a disgusting novel. They had one chapter dedicated to mizuage, which is like, a fancy name of losing one's virginity. But I read somewhere that there is no such thing in the real world of geisha. I think the author just wants us to be excited.
I think I'm beginning to fall in love with The Apprentice. It's so funny lah! Like, they were supposed to design a float for the movie 'Zathura' and then this bimbo did the presentation and pronounced it as 'Zenthura'. Hehehe! But she didn't get fired, because she was too pretty for Donald Trump. Instead, this woman who looks and sounds like Reese Witherspoon got fired. Hahaha! And then next week Carolyn, the woman who looks like Princess Diana, is going to take over Donald Trump! Yay! The bitchiness is just beginning.
These are the shows that I want to watch once my Os are over:
- 24
- Alias
- CSI
And many more movies! I'm going to be Video Ezy's number one customer.
I think there might be some toyol stealing stuff from me. My mother gave me $10 today and now I'm left with $3. Like, huh? I only ate recess and lunch on noodles and drinks. Life is getting more expensive.
Memoirs of a Geisha is such a disgusting novel. They had one chapter dedicated to mizuage, which is like, a fancy name of losing one's virginity. But I read somewhere that there is no such thing in the real world of geisha. I think the author just wants us to be excited.
I think I'm beginning to fall in love with The Apprentice. It's so funny lah! Like, they were supposed to design a float for the movie 'Zathura' and then this bimbo did the presentation and pronounced it as 'Zenthura'. Hehehe! But she didn't get fired, because she was too pretty for Donald Trump. Instead, this woman who looks and sounds like Reese Witherspoon got fired. Hahaha! And then next week Carolyn, the woman who looks like Princess Diana, is going to take over Donald Trump! Yay! The bitchiness is just beginning.
These are the shows that I want to watch once my Os are over:
- 24
- Alias
- CSI
And many more movies! I'm going to be Video Ezy's number one customer.
Sunday, February 12, 2006
My Bigger Memory
Hooray! Yesterday my brother bought a 512MB memory card for his handphone. So, he gave me his 128MB memory card. So I can store like, 90 songs. Then, I told him that he could store about 400 songs. Then he was telling me that he didn't want to compress the songs because it affects the quality of the songs. Like, I don't see any difference. So, he bought a 512MB memory card so that he can store 90 songs, the same as mine. So stupid.
Yesterday I had remedial and it I tried playing with my calculator and guess what?
Yesterday I had remedial and it I tried playing with my calculator and guess what?
Haha. Then, everybody started taking pictures of it. Everybody was Nani and I. But still, the rest of the class was wowing away! BTW new song of the week! 1 Thing by Amerie. Yay!
Friday, February 10, 2006
My Anatomy
I didn't go to Cross Country today. Shit. My flu's the same as the day before. I keep on sneezing and snot just oozes out of my nostrils like a tap on full blast.
So, what did I do? I went to the polyclinic! Alone. My mother reminded me to bring my appointment card. Phew! Lucky I never forget. Anyway, went there. Took a queue number. Went to the registration counter. And this is what the registration lady (Bitch Registration Lady) said:
BRL: Where's your IC?
Me: Ugghh... I never bring. Can I just show you my EZ Link?
BRL: Next time bring IC to poly. What your address?
Me: Block 248, Pasir Ris...
BRL: Ok.
And then the lady had the audacity to glare at me like as if I played truant, like a juvenile delinquent. Firstly, do I look like one?!
Anyway, went up and the whole clinic was full, as usual. The stupid queue number shower had those marquee messages at the bottom which said "Our clinic is crowded today. Sorry for making you wait." Or something like that. Sick people tend to forget what had happened. Wait? Hasn't it been crowded since the clinic officially opened? Anyway, waited for like, 90 minutes and there was like, this couple who seems like as if they were rehearsing Romeo and Juliet. Can they like, make out somewhere other than the polyclinic? Where there's so much germs! And why do I keep seeing people making out? The clinic isn't a place where you have sex!
Then, there were people who cut queue! Yes! Just like the British Welfare State! I overheard them claim that their case was urgent and blah blah blah. I hope all of them get cancer. Prostate hopefully. So that they won't be able to produce any more jerks that will cut queues when they become adults.
Anyway, after near death, my number flashed on the screen! Wah, so essay-y. Went inside and saw this malay woman in a tudung sitting on the doctor's chair. Anyway, I wanted to ask her to knock on my knee to see if my nervous system was working, but then I was scared she might be an imposter like the Catch Me If You Can guy. Then, she might knock on my kneecap and dislocate it.
Can't believe that I wrote crap for my English descriptive essay. This is a short paragraph which I wrote:
My brother tucked his calves under his thighs, like what Japanese women do during their tea ceremonies, while he nibbled on dolphin-safe tuna sandwich. He sat on the checkered auburn picnic mat as he gaped at the sea wondering what might pop out of the aquamarine ocean - a fish, a dolphin, or pherhaps a mermaid!
See? This is what I call bullshit!
So, what did I do? I went to the polyclinic! Alone. My mother reminded me to bring my appointment card. Phew! Lucky I never forget. Anyway, went there. Took a queue number. Went to the registration counter. And this is what the registration lady (Bitch Registration Lady) said:
BRL: Where's your IC?
Me: Ugghh... I never bring. Can I just show you my EZ Link?
BRL: Next time bring IC to poly. What your address?
Me: Block 248, Pasir Ris...
BRL: Ok.
And then the lady had the audacity to glare at me like as if I played truant, like a juvenile delinquent. Firstly, do I look like one?!
Anyway, went up and the whole clinic was full, as usual. The stupid queue number shower had those marquee messages at the bottom which said "Our clinic is crowded today. Sorry for making you wait." Or something like that. Sick people tend to forget what had happened. Wait? Hasn't it been crowded since the clinic officially opened? Anyway, waited for like, 90 minutes and there was like, this couple who seems like as if they were rehearsing Romeo and Juliet. Can they like, make out somewhere other than the polyclinic? Where there's so much germs! And why do I keep seeing people making out? The clinic isn't a place where you have sex!
Then, there were people who cut queue! Yes! Just like the British Welfare State! I overheard them claim that their case was urgent and blah blah blah. I hope all of them get cancer. Prostate hopefully. So that they won't be able to produce any more jerks that will cut queues when they become adults.
Anyway, after near death, my number flashed on the screen! Wah, so essay-y. Went inside and saw this malay woman in a tudung sitting on the doctor's chair. Anyway, I wanted to ask her to knock on my knee to see if my nervous system was working, but then I was scared she might be an imposter like the Catch Me If You Can guy. Then, she might knock on my kneecap and dislocate it.
Can't believe that I wrote crap for my English descriptive essay. This is a short paragraph which I wrote:
My brother tucked his calves under his thighs, like what Japanese women do during their tea ceremonies, while he nibbled on dolphin-safe tuna sandwich. He sat on the checkered auburn picnic mat as he gaped at the sea wondering what might pop out of the aquamarine ocean - a fish, a dolphin, or pherhaps a mermaid!
See? This is what I call bullshit!
Thursday, February 09, 2006
The Girl Who Wants To Step On The Pretty Flower
Interesting title. And did you know that sociopaths can be retarded? One such example is Cassandra Whitehead! Yes, that's her surname. Anyway, she was flicking Kyle her toothbrush and all the like, water and toothpaste and uggh went onto Kyle and Cassandra was like, "You know, you're pretty! I'm ugly! I really feel like killing you!" in a retarded tone. But I forgot what she actually said.
Mr Bojangles! Hehe! The 'blind' bird. And Nicole! Yes! The stupid bimbo who told Kyle that all birds are blind and that they know where they are by echoes and stuff. That's called a bat, Nicole. Then, Kyle told Nicole that she was sure that her bird wasn't blind. Then, Nicole made a scientific discovery! All outdoor birds are blind! What an Einstein.
Jayla shone with her bitchiness last night. Wow! When you thought that Cassandra sucked, there's a person who sucks even more! Waaaoooowwww!!!! I didn't know that!!!!!
You're a stupid stupid bitch. Oh Jayla!
Just realised that I could like, join Singapore Idol! Oh my God!
Yay! Morning Digest for 4R finished today and Ms Woon congratulated all of us because she was entertained. Sigh. Charlene's giggling. Timotheos' news report. Deja vu. Me and my scandalous remarks. Beatboxing. Hey! I wanna do it again, but another topic. I just can't do chocolate! It's too risque. But Ms Woon was like, "But some people were not that good" or something like that. I hope she's not referring to me. I was good, right? People laughed, but with a price - my dignity.
Why isn't anybody tagging? Ok, I sound desperate.
Mr Bojangles! Hehe! The 'blind' bird. And Nicole! Yes! The stupid bimbo who told Kyle that all birds are blind and that they know where they are by echoes and stuff. That's called a bat, Nicole. Then, Kyle told Nicole that she was sure that her bird wasn't blind. Then, Nicole made a scientific discovery! All outdoor birds are blind! What an Einstein.
Jayla shone with her bitchiness last night. Wow! When you thought that Cassandra sucked, there's a person who sucks even more! Waaaoooowwww!!!! I didn't know that!!!!!
You're a stupid stupid bitch. Oh Jayla!
Just realised that I could like, join Singapore Idol! Oh my God!
Yay! Morning Digest for 4R finished today and Ms Woon congratulated all of us because she was entertained. Sigh. Charlene's giggling. Timotheos' news report. Deja vu. Me and my scandalous remarks. Beatboxing. Hey! I wanna do it again, but another topic. I just can't do chocolate! It's too risque. But Ms Woon was like, "But some people were not that good" or something like that. I hope she's not referring to me. I was good, right? People laughed, but with a price - my dignity.
Why isn't anybody tagging? Ok, I sound desperate.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
My Tonsilitis
I think I might be suffering from either tonsilitis, throat inflammation or bird flu. I sneezed like hell during the whole day and I thought I would sneeze my brains out. I think I sneezed like, what? 100 times. Too many to count.
I've got Nokia earphones! Yay! I hope people don't stare at me when I wear them on bus 10. The bus rides are like, super boring.
I don't really know what to do for !Smash'd. I'm broke after buying earphones, which costs $30. I think I might just wear pajamas to D'Marquee. I can just ride my bike there or something. Then, I'll put tons of talcum powder on my face because some kids wear talcum powder before they go to bed. Then I'll look like some geisha lost in Singapore. Then I'll just leave my hair in a mess and not care about it. And I'll wear slippers! What do you guys think? Tag and comment if you like it or not, because I don't want to be a fashion victim. Isn't that original?
I'm now taking down the poll. Nobody cares about it. Now I'm putting up a 'Song of the Week'. Hehe! It's going to link to a music video! Hooray!
I've got Nokia earphones! Yay! I hope people don't stare at me when I wear them on bus 10. The bus rides are like, super boring.
I don't really know what to do for !Smash'd. I'm broke after buying earphones, which costs $30. I think I might just wear pajamas to D'Marquee. I can just ride my bike there or something. Then, I'll put tons of talcum powder on my face because some kids wear talcum powder before they go to bed. Then I'll look like some geisha lost in Singapore. Then I'll just leave my hair in a mess and not care about it. And I'll wear slippers! What do you guys think? Tag and comment if you like it or not, because I don't want to be a fashion victim. Isn't that original?
I'm now taking down the poll. Nobody cares about it. Now I'm putting up a 'Song of the Week'. Hehe! It's going to link to a music video! Hooray!
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
My Sniffles
I've caught the flu bug. Actually it caught me.
Thank God my morning digest is today. If not I would have to clear my nose passages in front of the whole school. Is my tagboard working?
I'm just gonna have to drag myself to school because I just can't miss school now. It's just not worth it! Anyway, I'm the kind that's like, really sick the night before and in the morning, and during the afternoon I'm so well.
Went to Loyang Point at 6 to buy foolscap and it was like, WINDY! OMG I nearly got blown away! Actually it wasn't really a hurricane. It was just like an East Coast wind, except it was breezier and cool and refreshing.
Transferred the songs that I like to my phone and just realised that most of them are sung by women! I dunno, I just hate loud music. And I cannot believe I used to like weird songs when I was like, in Primary 1, like:
- Jennifer Paige, Crush
- Madison Avenue, Don't Call Me Baby
- Spiller, Groovejet
- All Saints, Never Ever
- Shania Twain, That Don't Impress Me Much
See? These are the songs that I like! OMG! And Shania Twain?! Why did I even like her?! She sings country songs with her like, typical country voice. Ahhh!!! I'm a weirdo!!!
Thank God my morning digest is today. If not I would have to clear my nose passages in front of the whole school. Is my tagboard working?
I'm just gonna have to drag myself to school because I just can't miss school now. It's just not worth it! Anyway, I'm the kind that's like, really sick the night before and in the morning, and during the afternoon I'm so well.
Went to Loyang Point at 6 to buy foolscap and it was like, WINDY! OMG I nearly got blown away! Actually it wasn't really a hurricane. It was just like an East Coast wind, except it was breezier and cool and refreshing.
Transferred the songs that I like to my phone and just realised that most of them are sung by women! I dunno, I just hate loud music. And I cannot believe I used to like weird songs when I was like, in Primary 1, like:
- Jennifer Paige, Crush
- Madison Avenue, Don't Call Me Baby
- Spiller, Groovejet
- All Saints, Never Ever
- Shania Twain, That Don't Impress Me Much
See? These are the songs that I like! OMG! And Shania Twain?! Why did I even like her?! She sings country songs with her like, typical country voice. Ahhh!!! I'm a weirdo!!!
My Morning Digest
I totally find new ways in embarrassing myself in public nowadays. This morning, I took double deck 81 to interchange and when I wanted to go walk to the stairs on the top deck, I knocked my head on the ceiling. Wow, I'm getting tall! This afternoon, I was about to offer my seat to this old woman and I was kind of like, "Auntie? You want to sit?" But she totally ignored me and sat behind! I mean like, Ahhh!!!
Well, other than these insignificant moments which I share with thou, I also had a moment that you will never forget - MORNING DIGEST!!!
Oh my God! Met Izzati at the interchange so we could rehearse before the stupid single-deck 10 came, and had impromptu changes. I had to humiliate myself in front of Mrs Ong, Mrs Tan, teachers and ladies and gentlemen of Temasek! Seriously! So rehearse a bit. Study Maths in the bus and I had to hold on to my Math file while I held on to the pole which was difficult and the bus kept on stopping impromptuly. So, I humiliated myself once again.
Reached there at 7.15 and rehearsed in front of the band noticeboard so that we could see ourselves. Oh and our topic was on chocolates. I recorded myself and I sound so weird. Like as if I was some Caucasian wannabe! Aahhh!!! Anyway, the time passed like light. Flag-raising. Mdm Audra. Morning Digest! It was like so freaky because you are so nervous at first but when you get up on stage, it's not so bad, because all the faces seem to be happy faces and not angry faces. I heard 4R screaming mine and Izzati's names. Oh we feel so flattered! Anyway, I think I talked a little too fast and these are the special moments in Morning Digest history.
Hakim: Today, chocolate comes in many different forms, such as milk chocolate, dark chocolate, bittersweet chocolate and even unsweetened chocolate. Why is this so? Simple. To cater to the needs of every single individual... Like you [points to someone] and you [points to another person] and you [points to another person]...
Izzati: ...Ok, we get it, Hakim!
Well, other than these insignificant moments which I share with thou, I also had a moment that you will never forget - MORNING DIGEST!!!
Oh my God! Met Izzati at the interchange so we could rehearse before the stupid single-deck 10 came, and had impromptu changes. I had to humiliate myself in front of Mrs Ong, Mrs Tan, teachers and ladies and gentlemen of Temasek! Seriously! So rehearse a bit. Study Maths in the bus and I had to hold on to my Math file while I held on to the pole which was difficult and the bus kept on stopping impromptuly. So, I humiliated myself once again.
Reached there at 7.15 and rehearsed in front of the band noticeboard so that we could see ourselves. Oh and our topic was on chocolates. I recorded myself and I sound so weird. Like as if I was some Caucasian wannabe! Aahhh!!! Anyway, the time passed like light. Flag-raising. Mdm Audra. Morning Digest! It was like so freaky because you are so nervous at first but when you get up on stage, it's not so bad, because all the faces seem to be happy faces and not angry faces. I heard 4R screaming mine and Izzati's names. Oh we feel so flattered! Anyway, I think I talked a little too fast and these are the special moments in Morning Digest history.
Hakim: Today, chocolate comes in many different forms, such as milk chocolate, dark chocolate, bittersweet chocolate and even unsweetened chocolate. Why is this so? Simple. To cater to the needs of every single individual... Like you [points to someone] and you [points to another person] and you [points to another person]...
Izzati: ...Ok, we get it, Hakim!
and
Hakim: [in a seductive tone] Did you know that chocolates will make you in the mood for love?... ...so do try to take a hint when someone gives you a box of chocolates.
Sigh. I didn't really hear anyone laughing but then, people said that it was funny. Hee! Thanks for laughing at my jokes! But seriously, it's weird that everyone's looking at you! Teachers, Sec 1s! Everyone! Luckily I didn't trip over the counsellors. But then, I was shaking like mad seh! Izzati also. She said that her mic was shaking. But then I didn't really feel nervous. I was looking at the school field. And the counsellors sitting in front of you were looking up at us like so, pervetic. But Morning Digest is so fun! I wanna do it again!
Morning Digest is like a rollercoaster. You're scared of doing it in the beginning because you fear for the impossible. In the end, you are satisfied as you have done something fun! For those of you who are about to do it, have fun! I envy all of you!
Monday, February 06, 2006
My Secondhandphone
Ahhhh!!! I've got a new handphone!
Actually it's just that my brother gave me his handphone and he traded in my handphone to get a new one. I don't really know what my model is, but it's Nokia.
My previous post suddenly disappeared. Like, without a trace!
Morning digest tomorrow! I'm so scared because I'm going to have to embarrass myself in front of the whole school. Please laugh with me, not at me.
Actually it's just that my brother gave me his handphone and he traded in my handphone to get a new one. I don't really know what my model is, but it's Nokia.
My previous post suddenly disappeared. Like, without a trace!
Morning digest tomorrow! I'm so scared because I'm going to have to embarrass myself in front of the whole school. Please laugh with me, not at me.
Friday, February 03, 2006
My Hornet Incident
Haha! SS was really entertaining. You get to see Ms Neo run for her dear life because there's like, this mini-hornet that flew all over the classroom. The fun ended when Ryan whacked it with his file, which made blood spatter everywhere.
Yay! I made the whole class laugh, even though I didn't really mean it. We were talking about the brain during Bio and Ms Woon was asking us what colour the brain is. She said, "What? Is it pink? White?" And I was like "Pinkish-white" which I believe is a colour and really meant it, but the class laughed, which was totally weird. Sigh.
My contract is expiring in like, May. So I'm expecting a 'Renew a contract' letter by March! Which means I'm getting a new handphone on March. Then, I'll be having a mini-bonfire and burn all items with the Motorola logo on it, excluding my phone, which will be sold to some poor fellow. I'm sick and tired of stupid Motorola. It totally wiped out everything! EVERYTHING! Like, music, pictures, videos, Stingray curses, EVERYTHING! Well, it's been fun. Well, actually no. Motorola SUCKS!
Yay! I made the whole class laugh, even though I didn't really mean it. We were talking about the brain during Bio and Ms Woon was asking us what colour the brain is. She said, "What? Is it pink? White?" And I was like "Pinkish-white" which I believe is a colour and really meant it, but the class laughed, which was totally weird. Sigh.
My contract is expiring in like, May. So I'm expecting a 'Renew a contract' letter by March! Which means I'm getting a new handphone on March. Then, I'll be having a mini-bonfire and burn all items with the Motorola logo on it, excluding my phone, which will be sold to some poor fellow. I'm sick and tired of stupid Motorola. It totally wiped out everything! EVERYTHING! Like, music, pictures, videos, Stingray curses, EVERYTHING! Well, it's been fun. Well, actually no. Motorola SUCKS!
Thursday, February 02, 2006
The Girls Are 1940s Pin-Ups
And when you thought that Tyra was crazy already, she comes up with a photoshoot where they put Vaseline on their hair! Hooray for Vaseline!
Kyle! Gone! I'm so sad! And it's all stupid Bre's fault. I'm sorry but in the club she was like, hugging Jayla. Go home, stupid, stupid bitch! Lisa looks like as if she's 30, which isn't surprising. It's like as if she ages a year everyday. But! She tells herself she's beautiful, every single day!
Looks like Channel 5 was lazy to cut the bits where Kim announced that she was a lesbian. She said to the go-see people that her sexuality is unique. And when Ms Jay asked her what she was doing in her 'sissification classes', she said that she tries to date boys. Hehehe! I bet Sarah's all jealous.
And after like, many months, I have just realised that Nicole looks like my auntie!!! And they both complain about everything!
Not much happened yesterday.
Kyle! Gone! I'm so sad! And it's all stupid Bre's fault. I'm sorry but in the club she was like, hugging Jayla. Go home, stupid, stupid bitch! Lisa looks like as if she's 30, which isn't surprising. It's like as if she ages a year everyday. But! She tells herself she's beautiful, every single day!
Looks like Channel 5 was lazy to cut the bits where Kim announced that she was a lesbian. She said to the go-see people that her sexuality is unique. And when Ms Jay asked her what she was doing in her 'sissification classes', she said that she tries to date boys. Hehehe! I bet Sarah's all jealous.
And after like, many months, I have just realised that Nicole looks like my auntie!!! And they both complain about everything!
Not much happened yesterday.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
My Torn Pants
After a day at school and shopping at White Sands, I came home to find that my stupid, stupid pants are torn! Like, it's not like the tear was at the butt crack, but it was near my left pocket, so you could see my thighs if I open it up for you, which I will never do! Chee Ko Pek! I think people noticed it, because they were kind of looking at the plastic bag that I was carrying. Hmmm...
Had the most insane bus ride ever! Seriously, I took 3 to my house and those 10 minutes in the bus was like, totally violent. It was jam-packed with people and I had to stand up and hold those rings that hang from the ceiling. The bus always stopped so suddenly and all of its passangers flew forward. Seriously, it was violent.
Sigh. What should I do with my pants? Where's a mother when you need one? I can't seem to find my mother's sewing kit.
Wondering if I am happy. I seem to rarely smile. Maybe that's why I'm not happy. I'm like a sociopath in the making. I have decided to be fun tomorrow.
ANTM 6 website has already been up. And guess what?! Tyra casted an Asian! Haha! I won the bet! And she kind of looks a bit Vietnamese-Thai. It's so predictable.
ANTM 6
Had the most insane bus ride ever! Seriously, I took 3 to my house and those 10 minutes in the bus was like, totally violent. It was jam-packed with people and I had to stand up and hold those rings that hang from the ceiling. The bus always stopped so suddenly and all of its passangers flew forward. Seriously, it was violent.
Sigh. What should I do with my pants? Where's a mother when you need one? I can't seem to find my mother's sewing kit.
Wondering if I am happy. I seem to rarely smile. Maybe that's why I'm not happy. I'm like a sociopath in the making. I have decided to be fun tomorrow.
ANTM 6 website has already been up. And guess what?! Tyra casted an Asian! Haha! I won the bet! And she kind of looks a bit Vietnamese-Thai. It's so predictable.
ANTM 6
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
My Sunburn
Ahh!! My stupid sunburn is starting to kick in. My neck, my back, my arms, everywhere!
My brother gave me $20 for no random reason. Hoorah!
Watched Cayote Ugly yesterday and Tyra Banks was in it. That movie really made me cry. Well, I didn't really cry but it was sad. Boohoo.
I'm suddenly in love with Newspaper Cutting. Anybody lazy to do it? I could do yours for free. Seriously, all I have to do is write crap. And trust me, I'm really good at crap talking or writing.
School starts tomorrow. Boo!
My brother gave me $20 for no random reason. Hoorah!
Watched Cayote Ugly yesterday and Tyra Banks was in it. That movie really made me cry. Well, I didn't really cry but it was sad. Boohoo.
I'm suddenly in love with Newspaper Cutting. Anybody lazy to do it? I could do yours for free. Seriously, all I have to do is write crap. And trust me, I'm really good at crap talking or writing.
School starts tomorrow. Boo!
Monday, January 30, 2006
My Motorcycle Ride
Went to the beach today. It's been a long time since I went there. Went with all my relatives from my mother's side. Everyone there was either Malay, Indian or Caucasian. Seriously. Now I'm like, 100 shades darker than my normal skin tone. When we wanted to go home, my uncle asked me to 'tompang' his motorcycle so that he could just send me. I haven't ridden a motorcycle before. Like, never!
It was really weird you know. Because when my uncle's motor turned, I thought that I would fall or something. Reached home. Slept for a while. It's so tiring you know. Bye.
It was really weird you know. Because when my uncle's motor turned, I thought that I would fall or something. Reached home. Slept for a while. It's so tiring you know. Bye.
Sunday, January 29, 2006
My Cousin's Mohawk
Forgot to wish everyone Happy Chinese New Year. Even my brother was singing the Gong Xi Ni Ah song which was totally freaky. Laminated every single one of my pictures, which took like, an hour because there were air bubbles. I won an all-expense paid trip to my auntie's house via Confort Taxis sponsored by my brother because he was too lazy to take the bus. Kind of weird that it's Chinese New Year. I saw families at the bus-stops who look like as if they're going to the beach.
Reached there. Found my cousin doing the same thing as me! What an utter coincedence! Except that she's decorating her Music file. I think she has a music teacher that's kind of like Ms Neo. I would never decorate my Music file. Never. She printed out pictures of Mary-Kate and Ashley and Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan etc. She also printed out a picture of Naima in the 1800-FLOWERS photoshoot. Then, she was like, "I like this hairstyle. It's hot. I want it." Freak. But then she showed me this video of this man who was turned into a stingray because his mother 'sumpah' him into a stingray. And it's such a freaky video. The stingray had a face of a man and it's huge. Thanks to Bluetooth, I can show it to my friends at school. So, if you want to be freaked out, TAG!
I also have this picture of a ghost. I think I have shown it to my classmates like, two years ago. But I can't seem to find it. It had a picture of me and my family with this religious teacher in a mosque and we all sat under a window at night. When the photo was developed, there was like, this white figure in the reflection and it had a long narrow face and there were eyes, a nose, etc. and it was wearing a scarf. I think it's a Muslim spirit. Freaky right? Sigh. If only I could find it. My room is always in a mess. Like, I still have Pokemon Trading Card booster pack plastic wrappers inside this compartment which I have never opened in decades. I bet the plastic has decomposed already.
Ahhh!! My brother's stupid Mariah Carey CD has made me in love with her. I like her voice. I hate her image. I think she's as old as Madonna, who's older than my mother.
Reached there. Found my cousin doing the same thing as me! What an utter coincedence! Except that she's decorating her Music file. I think she has a music teacher that's kind of like Ms Neo. I would never decorate my Music file. Never. She printed out pictures of Mary-Kate and Ashley and Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan etc. She also printed out a picture of Naima in the 1800-FLOWERS photoshoot. Then, she was like, "I like this hairstyle. It's hot. I want it." Freak. But then she showed me this video of this man who was turned into a stingray because his mother 'sumpah' him into a stingray. And it's such a freaky video. The stingray had a face of a man and it's huge. Thanks to Bluetooth, I can show it to my friends at school. So, if you want to be freaked out, TAG!
I also have this picture of a ghost. I think I have shown it to my classmates like, two years ago. But I can't seem to find it. It had a picture of me and my family with this religious teacher in a mosque and we all sat under a window at night. When the photo was developed, there was like, this white figure in the reflection and it had a long narrow face and there were eyes, a nose, etc. and it was wearing a scarf. I think it's a Muslim spirit. Freaky right? Sigh. If only I could find it. My room is always in a mess. Like, I still have Pokemon Trading Card booster pack plastic wrappers inside this compartment which I have never opened in decades. I bet the plastic has decomposed already.
Ahhh!! My brother's stupid Mariah Carey CD has made me in love with her. I like her voice. I hate her image. I think she's as old as Madonna, who's older than my mother.
My Curry-Flavoured Pudding
I think I'm the only one in the world who has told the truth by saying that he ate curry-flavoured pudding. Seriously, it just tastes curry-ish and cold. Well, my mother left food in the fridge because she thinks I can't cook. So, when I wanted to eat, I took the curry out and everything was like, semi-solid. Which is like, eww... I'm supposed to heat it up, but I stupidly tried a bit of it and it was mainly fats because the fats floated on the top. Silly me.
Hey guess what?! I can like, manually laminate paper. Isn't that cool? I have like, this kind of sticky plastic from Australia which I have never used in like, about 5 years. And you just peel the plastic from the paper thingy and you paste it. Yay, now nobody can tear my paper!
Hey guess what?! I can like, manually laminate paper. Isn't that cool? I have like, this kind of sticky plastic from Australia which I have never used in like, about 5 years. And you just peel the plastic from the paper thingy and you paste it. Yay, now nobody can tear my paper!
Saturday, January 28, 2006
My Emancipation
Double post because I'm going to go out tomorrow the whole day. So I'm going to prepone (opposite of postpone) my entry for tomorrow to today.
Guess what?! Popular was closed and it was only 1pm. Like, I went to White Sands all the way to the 5th floor and what do I see? Stupid metal gate coated by aluminium oxide. Then, there was like, this letter which said something like this:
Dear Valued Customer. Us Popular people are really lazy to attend to you. Why the hell did you come to our shop on Chinese New Year Eve, you gundu. You're a stupid, stupid bitch. Why couldn't you come yesterday, or something?! We have other important things to do than to smile at your dumb face all day long, OK?! So why don't you go to another bookstore and buy what you need to buy. Freak!
It was something like that. I dunno, the tears in my eyes affected my vision. Seriously, I thought that it was the end of the world, so I tried to be happy by buying food at Mac. There's this sausage stand in the shopping centre and they sell delicious sausages! It's like, better than those frozen sausages. Yumm!
Went home and tried to fix my file the whole day. After like, 2 hours of like, physically abusing my file, I did it. It's just that you had to put down the lever first, but I left it up. Silly me. My brother went out jumping from building to building and I mean that literally. I mean, he keeps videos of himself falling flat on your stomach from like 5 feet platforms. I think he enjoys self-mutilation or something. I could show it to you, if only there was Videobucket.
Decorated my file with pictures of ANTM except that they're modified like those I-Pod ads, except that the people are all white and the background is all green (to match my file). The collage is going to be called 'Green with envy' or 'Green with envy?'. Hee. I wrapped the file with a nicer kind of green because the original colour was dubbed 'toilet green'. Like the colour of tiles in some toilets.
My aunties are like, calling every single hour to check if I'm still alive. It's like irritating. I had to lie that my brother had some project going on. I'm still alone now. I mean, I just feel like calling him and nagging at him until he comes home. It's so scary being alone in the middle of the night. I mean, scary. I think my house is like, you know, haunted. Not like as if I see ghosts every few seconds, but I always feel a presence in the kitchen. I was even startled by my own shadow. I even switch on the television even when I'm not watching because it's like, so quiet. I can hear crickets. My parents haven't SMSed me. But they have SMSed my auntie. Which is like, so sad! I think that the message wasn't delivered because my phone sucks. I'm going to get another phone soon, like in a month. I'm going to sue Motorola for wasting like, a day of my life, just from charging alone.
I'm suddenly so scared of Morning Digest. I'm scared I might trip over a Student Counsellor or something. And I'm scared I might say "Mrs Ou-Yang" instead of "Mrs Ong".
My brother just SMSed me and said that he'll be home late and told me not to close the latch thingy at the door. Wat?! Mee du knot unndersttan Ingris. Soli. Mee haf two klose da latch.
Yay! I keep looking at my SS file and it's nice. I'm so happy.
Guess what?! Popular was closed and it was only 1pm. Like, I went to White Sands all the way to the 5th floor and what do I see? Stupid metal gate coated by aluminium oxide. Then, there was like, this letter which said something like this:
Dear Valued Customer. Us Popular people are really lazy to attend to you. Why the hell did you come to our shop on Chinese New Year Eve, you gundu. You're a stupid, stupid bitch. Why couldn't you come yesterday, or something?! We have other important things to do than to smile at your dumb face all day long, OK?! So why don't you go to another bookstore and buy what you need to buy. Freak!
It was something like that. I dunno, the tears in my eyes affected my vision. Seriously, I thought that it was the end of the world, so I tried to be happy by buying food at Mac. There's this sausage stand in the shopping centre and they sell delicious sausages! It's like, better than those frozen sausages. Yumm!
Went home and tried to fix my file the whole day. After like, 2 hours of like, physically abusing my file, I did it. It's just that you had to put down the lever first, but I left it up. Silly me. My brother went out jumping from building to building and I mean that literally. I mean, he keeps videos of himself falling flat on your stomach from like 5 feet platforms. I think he enjoys self-mutilation or something. I could show it to you, if only there was Videobucket.
Decorated my file with pictures of ANTM except that they're modified like those I-Pod ads, except that the people are all white and the background is all green (to match my file). The collage is going to be called 'Green with envy' or 'Green with envy?'. Hee. I wrapped the file with a nicer kind of green because the original colour was dubbed 'toilet green'. Like the colour of tiles in some toilets.
My aunties are like, calling every single hour to check if I'm still alive. It's like irritating. I had to lie that my brother had some project going on. I'm still alone now. I mean, I just feel like calling him and nagging at him until he comes home. It's so scary being alone in the middle of the night. I mean, scary. I think my house is like, you know, haunted. Not like as if I see ghosts every few seconds, but I always feel a presence in the kitchen. I was even startled by my own shadow. I even switch on the television even when I'm not watching because it's like, so quiet. I can hear crickets. My parents haven't SMSed me. But they have SMSed my auntie. Which is like, so sad! I think that the message wasn't delivered because my phone sucks. I'm going to get another phone soon, like in a month. I'm going to sue Motorola for wasting like, a day of my life, just from charging alone.
I'm suddenly so scared of Morning Digest. I'm scared I might trip over a Student Counsellor or something. And I'm scared I might say "Mrs Ou-Yang" instead of "Mrs Ong".
My brother just SMSed me and said that he'll be home late and told me not to close the latch thingy at the door. Wat?! Mee du knot unndersttan Ingris. Soli. Mee haf two klose da latch.
Yay! I keep looking at my SS file and it's nice. I'm so happy.
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