My Superheroic Pictures

I wish I lived in America! ANTM 5 already premiered on Wednesday night and guess what? They had to pose as superheroes suspended in mid-air! Whoosh!

Ashley


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Sarah

My Pill

Today I almost met the Grim Reaper. I nearly choked on a pill.

Well, it all started this morning when I woke up. Blah blah blah and it's 6.15. I was late and quickly ate my Vitamin B-Complex pill which makes you awake. But I was in such a hurry that I choked on it. I quickly went to the sink and coughed and coughed and guess what? It was stuck in my oesophagus! Stuck there horizontally and it can't get in or out! It was stuck and it was so irritating. I nearly cried and just wanted to ponteng school. I thought that I would be rushed to the emergency room and the doctor would have to cut my oesophagus and take the pill out surgically, but I still went to school. I was so suffering during the one hour. I had to withstand the immense pain and your throat would really hurt if you swallow your saliva and you can't turn your head to the left or right or it will hurt. I was literally suffering in silence. When I alighted the bus, I just went to the Western food stall and ordered a cup of milo. Everyone was staring at me and my mother called and told me to drink water heavily. I drank like hell and yay! It went down! Everyone was cheering for me like as if it was my birthday.

Ahhh... pills.

My Weirdest Dream, Period

Wow! Ever had a very memorable dream lately? It's so weird, but I totally remember what I dreamt last night. It was like as if it happened yesterday.

Well, I dreamt that my class went to Ms Soh's classroom, which is located at Ms Tang's class. So weird, anyway, there wasn't a whiteboard. Instead, there was this huge motivational mural of Mt Everest and there was a dot at the peak and it said; "Your destination". Anyway, I didn't have a chair so I was asking the class if there was any extra chairs. Suddenly out of the blue, there was Matthew Ng from 1/6 who ran away from Temasek because he kept on terrorising Ming Jie and Eileen! He took his chair and gave it to me. He was wearing a St Pats uniform. Anyway, he looked very pissed. But I was so scared of him I carried it back to his place because I was scared he might beat me up after school. So I stood during the whole lesson. Ms Soh was using those microphone thingys that chinese teachers use. Then suddenly, Charlene threw a paper ball at Ms Soh and she didn't even notice it. She kept on yapping away. Anyway, she wasn't teaching us SS, she was teaching us some foreign language. Suddenly also, Chang Song stood up and started dancing around the whole class and twisted on the spot like some ballerina.

Then I woke up and realised that it was just a dream.

Haha, this entry looks like a cliche compo

My Prerogative

I try to be myself and guess what? People think that I'm this bitch who talks about shit. It's so dumb because of one single SMS, it's like the whole world is out in a pack hunting me. I hate this fucked up life! It is so obvious that you are giving me the cold shoulder. I only said it was cheap. And guess what? You tell her about my comments. Both of you are so shallow that really pities me. Then she thinks that I was commenting on her and now she hates me. If you don't hate me, please tag at the tagboard.

My Kidful Experience

I can't believe it's 10.13! So fast and time flies.

I hate kids! They're so annoying in buses and bus stops and MRTs! Everywhere I go I see so many kids! No wonder women hate to bear kids who cry all day just because their lollypops dropped on the floor. Firstly, yesterday I saw this White Sands Primary school boy with his shirt unbuttoned at the bus stop. What's more, I he was wearing those Ah Pek singlet and really looked like a malay Ah Pek. He was so step cool that he was parading showing off his new fashion style. Eww... Anyway, he looks like a Primary 4. Gosh, I wonder what's going to happen to him when he's my age.

Anyway, I board the bus and guess what? There's this junior version of an American Idol reject. She was singing this chinese nursery rhyme and was so high pitched I swear her voice caused the rear-view mirror to break. I was on the verge of shouting to that girl, "SHUT THE F*** UP YOU STUPID KID!" God she was annoying. She was accompanied by her deaf mother who didn't notice any noise coming out of her daughter. She looked so pathetic wearing her daughter's pink Barbie bag looking into blank space.

That didn't stop there. Today I took the MRT and guess what? KIDS!!! A 6-year-old and her little brother, about 2 years old, were kneeling on the seat so they could look at the view. The girl then told her brother to crouch and the girl was playing 'Jack-in-a-box' with her brother. And the brother is the Jack who's supposed to spring up whenever she told him to. It was so abusing, and the mother was just reading the paper.

OMG 10.24 and I haven't even eaten yet.

My Biology Marathon

OMG today was so tiring! Our class had a so-called 'Bio marathon'. We started from about 12.15 to about 2.30. I was so figity (sp?) the whole time.

Now I have headaches practically everyday. So I have to eat Panadol practically everyday. Is it safe? Am I going to get an overdose or something?

To a certain Sec One. It would be a miracle if you're reading this, but there can be miracles, when you believe! Ok, this is some serious shit. I'm not trying to be some counseller wannabe, but stop trying to act cool! Everyone saw your desperate move during assembly and you have been dubbed 'The Girl Who Danced Too Much'! Ya, I can see that you're nice and all, but guess what? Stop hanging around with us Sec 3s when you're supposed to be with the Sec 1s. Anyway, they're your classmates and you have to do the job with them! And I can see that you're trying to be friendly to popular people but act all bitchy in front of 'unpopular' people. Please, practically everyone hates you. A popular person is an all-friendly person who smiles at everybody! Get your facts right! I try to be nice to you, but NOOO!!! You totally treat me like some wall just because I didn't perform in front of you. Bitch!

Ah, that feels so good. Anyway, if you did read my blog and 'terasa', that's your problem. I suggest you go to the biggest bakery in Singapore and order up the biggest slice of humble pie.

My Visit To The Clinic

Rule #1: Don't ever go to the polyclinic with your mother on weekdays.

Today I didn't go to school because I had a throbbing headache and I was rushed to the emergency room. Well, I also didn't have the apetite to eat. I've been sick throughout the holidays and I didn't even get rest or anything.

Anyway, my parents followed me to the poly. My parents went to get a Hepatitis shot while I wait for hours just to get my MC. Anyway, we reached there and it was kind of crowded. My parents went to get their injections and then, waited for my appointment with the doctor. We sat right behind this secondary school couple who were groping each other and smooching and I swore that the guy was kissing the girl's breast! Then my mother was feeling uncomfortable. I told my mother loudly that we could report them, but they were busy copulating. Then, my number came and I went in the room. My mother followed. After all the diagnosis and looking at my eyes to see if I had retinitis pigmentosa, my mother asked the doctor for advice on how to gain weight. The doctor had the audacity to say that some people want to lose weight and think that they're fat even though they're already skinny. He thinks I stick my finger in my throat and force myself to puke!!! How dare he!!! Then my mother scolded him and said that I wanted to gain weight. The stupid mean doctor said that people like me have a high metabolic rate and will still be skinny even after eating twenty thousand chicken wings. But he said that sometimes when I turn 20 or something, I'm going to gain a lot of weight. Great! From skinny to fat! I'm so scared.

Anyway, today was the best day of my life. I ate my medicine when I got back and I suddenly got KO'ed. I woke up at 5 and did my homework blah blah blah.

My Short Holiday

What a friggin short holiday!!! We want extension!
I'm back from all the ruckus in Johor. I didn't realise that there's so many mats and minahs and gangsters in Johor. I always thought that the only thing that Malaysian girls show are their eyes! I thought I saw gays in Johor! Haha!

Well, Saturday was very boring at first. Went to Woodlands checkpoint. About 10 people followed and we didn't know the way to my grandauntie's house, so we took a bus. Ate prata at the bus interchange in Larkin. I'm sure I saw a couple of prostitutes and their clients. The milo tasted really really sour. Bleh. After that, we took this bus and I slept most of the way. Dropped at some place called 'Perhentian Bas Ulu Tiram'. Saw my grandauntie and granduncle. Rode their van to the place. It totally didn't look like a kampung. It was like a holiday house. It was so relaxing. Everyone just uselessly sat at the living room couch uselessly doing nothing useful. Anyway, there's this cat which lives with us. His name is a typical malay-named cat, Comel. It's so anti-social. It just stays inside this pantry and never goes out. When it goes out and I try to pat it, it defiantly avoided my hand and even bit me. I think I have rabies now. Anyway, since the stupid cat didn't want to play, all the children went out to play Dodgeball in the garden. Blah blah blah then at night, there was this barbecue. We bought raw otak-otak so that we could just roast them and eat it. The stupid cat was about 50 metres away staring at us eating fish paste. He looked really jealous and wanted some, but too bad. He's friggin anti-social. It was only 8 when it was already dark like hell. So, all the children went upstairs and watched malay shows. Since the malays shows had some dumb drama, we watched the Indonesian version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?. The top prize is a billion rupiah. Haha. It was so dumb. It kept on going to the commercials. BTW the commercials are over-acted by these people who smile too much. At around 10, the lights were switched off and we slept. Well, I couldn't sleep becuase my stupid cousins were scared to sleep under the window and I had to sleep there. I was kind of prepared to scream at the top of my lungs if I see any weird things.

Later in the morning the next day, my mother told me that I had nightmares. I sat up and scolded someone. Haha! Then my mother just told me to sleep. She asked me if I had been conscious when my mother put me to sleep. I so did not remember anything. I think I might have been possessed or something by a scolding spirit. So left house at around 11 a.m. to go shopping at Johor Bahru. Reached there at around 2 and ate lunch. I swear the McDonald's there is super nice. There's milkshake!!! Anyway, I had to speak Malay to the staff. When I wanted to call out for this guy because he owed me a Quarter Pounder, I had to address him as 'Bang'. I'm influenced by Malaysians. Anyway after lunch, we went to the pirated game store while my father went to the pirated DVD store. I went to the DVD store just to see if there's ANTM. There wasn't. But there's Desperate Housewives, Lost, Alias, CSI, and lots more. Everything except ANTM. Told my mother my bag is tearing apart so we went bag-shopping. Went to Converse store and it was so cheap. I bought a bag for RM69.90, which is like S$35.00. My mother said that I could go there again and buy shoes! Yay! Finally I'm spending money. My brother had a temper tantrum in the shopping centre and the staff of the store stared at us. He actually wanted to buy a plain green shirt, which is like THIS colour. Then my mother said that it looked horrendous. So, my brother got all merajuk told us that he didn't want to buy it anymore and said, "Umi, if you buy that shirt, I am not going to wear it!" Then my mother told the staff that he's very 'kepala batu'. Then, my mother told him to buy it but he got all emo and wailed. Then at the last minute when we were about to leave for Singapore, my mother asked my brother if he really wanted to buy it, then he took the money and went to the store. Next time, don't bring my brother to Johor.

Great, everybody thinks my bag looks girly. It looked great and boyish in Johor, but every second I look at my bag, it looks more and more girly. I think it's because of the haze or something.

My Simple Life

Shit tomorrow I will be taken to Johor and live a simple life in a kampung!!! Ahhh!!! Today I asked my mother the reason why we're going there, because I feel really flu-ish and constantly ooze out mucus. My mother said that we're going there to relax. RELAX??!!! If I want to relax, I would be watching the third season of America's Next Top Model. BTW the person said that I would be getting it by today but I checked it the first thing I got back from school and the letterbox was empty. I hope my parents don't check the letterbox when we get back from Johor (which is on Sunday night). I hope they'll be so exhausted that they just hit the sack. It's customary for my mother to open the letterbox when we get back after a whole day's of outings. I haven't told them about the internet bid. I'm thinking of doing it when we're 'relaxed' in Malaysia. That way, she won't explode and yell at me because she loves me. She'll nag and nag about the risks of getting raped by a stranger whom I am not going to meet. She's going to impersonate Tyra Banks I could tell you that! Anyway, back to the conversation with my mother. I told my mother that if I want to relax, I would stay at home and do nothing. My mother told me that I needed to experience a new environment. She totally forgot that I had experienced much more in Pahang where I slept in a friggin cave and had to bathe in a friggin well, CLOTHED!!! The kampungs have showers. I have experienced much more primitive lifestyles. When my eldest brother who heard that I didn't feel like going, he was asking my mother if I would really be staying at home or not. BTW he's not going because he has 'work'. I bet he's going to invite the whole of his motorcycle buddies and use MY controller to play some dumb soccer game on the Playstation in MY room!!! Also the Jakarta incident in March is likely to happen. I don't want to leave Singapore!!! Anyway, my mother promised me that we'll stop by shopping centres to buy CSI. Seriously, I would prefer ANTM. I hope the Malaysian government isn't too religious and ban ANTM from all the pirated DVD stalls.

Shit I haven't done my SS homework.

My Sadistic Dream

OMG I just had the most sadistic dream in the history of my life! All the 3R people were going out of the school and was about to cross the street for the bus. I dunno why we were all in a group because I'm sure we wouldn't go out as a class in real life. The bus was approaching but the we couldn't cross yet. Then Zi Hao was really impatient and wanted to cross the road. He was crossing and suddenly this car hit him. Defying the laws of physics, he literally went under the car when it hit him! Then, entrails and all that stuff were coming out of his stomach. Eww...

I'm so sick. I've come down with a flu. I haven't done my Bio project. I haven't done my SS homework. I've done a bit of Maths revision. I don't want to go to Johor! It's so dumb. There might be evil spirits there. Stupid Incredible Tales. Made me so scared to go to Malaysia. Even my mother told me not to talk about 'them' when you're in Malaysia, especially in a forest.

My 30 Seconds of Fame

Script writing was OK. I made up this story of Romeo and Juliet with a twist. They didn't die, but Juliet killed Romeo's father to elope with him. Haha!

YAY!
I'm actually a pretty good actor. Well, I just found that out when we had to act out a scene this morning during the script writing workshop. I had to act as Ruben's wife and Ruben just died in the warzone, so a postman (Timotheos) came and delivered me mail and I get so traumatized that I hang myself with a sock. My inspiration? AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL!!! I acted like an old English woman speaking Cockney, a dialect that the girls had to learn. I was all, "Good morning Postman Pat! Luvly day! Luvly day isn't it? The sun is shinin! The skies are sparklin' blu'!" Then I had to open the letter and had to read it out loud. I said, "Ooh, let's read the letter. Dear the deceased's wife. Your husband just died." I had to cry but I couldn't cry at that spot, so I acted all, "Ooh, ok. My husband just died. I think I'll hang myself!" And I hung myself with a sock. Everyone was laughing! OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm a comedian! Thank you! Thank you! Ooh, stop it! You're making me blush like Kahlen! Haha, Kahlen's face was Wrath red when she saw the male model in the underwear! Haha! KAHLEN ROCKS!

My Uncertainty

I WON THE BID!!! Yay!

But I'm very very scared. It seems that the person wants me to transfer the $14 to his POSB bank account. I have to disclose to him my address. I'm so scared this might be a scam. Anyway, how do you transfer money from one bank account to another bank account? This is really really scary.

I cannot believe Kahlen is best friends with Rebecca!! Anyway Kahlen cried because her 'best friend' got eliminated. Can't wait for next week's Seven Deadly Sins photoshoot. Kahlen's going to cry (again) because her high school friend died and she had to pose as Wrath!!! ANTM rocks!

My Bid

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL CYCLE THREE (THE SEASON CHANNEL 5 DIDN'T SHOW)!!! WHO WANTS IT?!

I went to Yahoo! Singapore Auctions and there was this guy who was selling ANTM seasons 3 and 4. The starting bid is S$14.00. Really cheap. It's in DIVX format. I think you have to play it in the computer. Anyways, if more people want to watch it, the less we can contribute. So just tag at my tagboard and tell me, "I've never wanted anything more than this, and if I don't get it I am going to die!"

The auction closes in 5 days and I am currently the highest bidder. This is really scary because I haven't told my parents yet. They're going to lock me up in the cupboard. But who cares! I'll be one of the only people from the school who will be watching the third cycle.

My Signboard Sighting

Haha, yesterday when my mother and I were having breakfast at Pasir Ris Central at the Coffee Express 2000 coffee shop (kind of a bit too fancy for a kopitiam), I saw a sign which read: "OUTSIDE FOODS & DRINKS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CONSUME IN THIS PREMISES". Haha! So funny!

Anyway I was in a studious mood just now. I read through the E Maths textbook and did some exercises. I think I'm getting the hang of it.

My whole family is going to... JOHOR!!! Yes, including my aunties and uncles and blah blah blah. Actually we're going to a kampung, I think it's my grandauntie's. We're going there next week; Saturday morning till Sunday evening. I hope I won't get tired. Stupid people musn't unnecessarily ponteng school.

Study more
Study more
Study forever!

My Mid-Life Crisis

WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO ME?! Oh God! I need to change my attitude. My academic results have been deteorating ever since Sec 2. It's gone from bad to worse.

Class position: 33/42. I'm one of the stupidest people in class even though I act as if I'm intellectual. Stupid me! Why is it so hard for me to pay attention during class?! Why?!

Next thing: I owe money to Mr Oh! I look like some juvenile delinquent or something. Shit I shouldn't have signed up for that stupid lollypop CIP. It's such a waste of time. Nobody would buy cheap lollypops for $1. It is outrageous.

The only thing which I am looking forward to is the script-writing thingy. I was picked as the lucky one to write a script in two days. Two days!! I don't think musicals like Dim Sum Dollies were scripted in two days!! We're not robots you know. Bear that in mind, Mrs Ou-Yang.

I was so depressed that I cleaned the whole room. I have realised that my room is bigger now once that it's clean. You can fit about 15 people in there. Anyway, I even cleaned up some of my brother's stuff. He's such a lazy person. No wonder our room is constantly messy. Another shock! I still keep my primary school worksheets! I can't believe I was so smart back then. I checked my exams scripts and I got about 80% for every single subject, including Malay. I need to work on my attitude.

My Juicy Addiction

I hate money. It makes you all greedy and such. I bought 3 Sunkist Aloe Vera + Lemon Juice throughout today and yesterday. I wish I could just put my money in a safe place.

OMG OMG OMG! I just watched the ANTM commercial, again and it was so scary. Tyra said "QUIET!" and "STOP IT!!!!" to Tiffany because she kept on babbling and babbling and babbling. That made Kahlen cry. Poor her.

My Teacher's Day Celebration

HAPPY TEACHERS DAY!
Haha, I know that some of my teachers read my blog. *cough*

Anyway, I felt a bit pai-se just now. I thought that most people would wear their uniforms so I just wanted to follow everyone. When I reached there, I saw everyone wearing home clothes! Great! Even Zi Hao dressed up like some Ah Beng. Anyway, I hate wearing jeans. I think I'm allergic to it or something. It gave me rashes when I was small and my mother forced me to wear jeans. BTW, the theme for our Be-Yourself Day is Denim. It's where students can wear anything they want, except for Wonderbras of course.

Anyway, we had to do the ACES day in the field under the scorching sun. It was so dumb, but I had to do it because everyone else did it. Blah blah blah after that, the hall for our concert. Sec 4U, 4I, 4E and 4S performed. Kind of boring. Blah blah blah went to class for Breakfast with Teachers. Classroom was locked so had to wait for that Andy guy to unlock. Went in. Arranged tables. Charlene and Rui Qi brought their cameras so we had photoshoots. Posed like Brittany like some diva. Ran to the foyer to wait for pizza like The Amazing Race. Got pizza. About $110. Smells nice. Went back to class. Opened pizza. Ms Woon came. Took photo again with Ms Woon. Posed like Pisces. Ate pizza. Not enough so ate only one. Greedy people took 2! Charlene said that she shouldn't eat too much because she claims that she's fat. I said, "I'm fat. You're fat. We're all fat. The whole room is fat." Took photo again with Ms Woon after eating pizza. Was holding a cup of Coke. Posed like Christina (with the Village of the Damned eyes) in the 'Got Milk?' photoshoot. Instead it was 'Got Coke?'. Ms Woon was right beside me. She thinks I'm nuts. Mr Vinay came. Charlene and Rui Qi asked him to pose. Mr Vinay asked if he had to take of his shirt. Izzati looked really excited and said, "OMG YES!!!". Whole class posed with Vinay. Posed like Pisces again. Went around the whole school. Came back to class. Took random pictures. Was drinking bandung. Posed in a
'Got Bandung?' ad like Christina again. Took group photo. Put my legs way up high like Shandi in Steve Madden photoshoot. Also posed like Amanda in the T-Mobile photoshoot. Everyone thought I was nuts. Zi Hao went around the class 13 times offering chocolates. Cleaned up. Re-arranged tables. Locked door. Went outside. Went home. Didn't go back to primary school. Legs hurt from photoshoot. It's tough imitating Shandi.

Wow, what an eventful day!

My Brother's Tooth

OMG minutes ago my brother just absent-mindedly came into the room and showed me his wisdom tooth plus it's roots and gums and all the blood! Yucks yucks yucks. Then he showed me his stiches in his mouth. I hope I don't get wisdom teeth. I'm stupid anyway, so I won't get any. I'm going to be 42/42 in my class position. Need to study.

My Trip To Jurong

OMG OMG OMG Today is such a hectic day for me. I just came back from IMM and it was super-de-duper. Now I don't feel like killing myself anymore...

Well, for the Enterprise shit, I had to go to IMM because there's this $2 shop where everything in there is 2 bucks! Sounds like my mother's dream come true. My mother followed me because we have never been to Jurong. Well, first we went to Pasir Ris Central because my mother wanted do to something. Then we went to Bedok interchange because my mother wanted to buy something. Then we went to IMM. I don't know why, but the air in Jurong is very hazey. It's like as if some invisible person is smoking constantly right in your face. We went to KFC for lunch. Then went to the $2 shop called Daiso. It was so huge! It was like a hypermart. Anyway, my mother kept on asking me "Are you sure this costs $2?" My mother thinks that the shop was a huge scam. Haha!

After that, we went to Giant because my mother wanted to buy some bologne. So we went to the meat section and the meat people were selling hotdogs. So my mother bought both of us one huge long hotdog. Anyway, after we paid for everything we were leisurely walking to the exit when this stupid fat auntie was blocking the way all of a sudden. I tried to avoid her but I was too late. My hotdog fell and it died on the floor!!! It was so tasty and all of a sudden, it's covered with dirt. Instead I had to say sorry to that bitch auntie because she caught some of the chilli sauce on her arm. I wanted to cry at that moment! Emo again. So my mother gave me money to go back. We went back to the meat people and my mother told them that the bitch auntie caused my hotdog to die and so the meat people said, "Don't worry, we'll give you another extra hotdog." They told me to hold on to the hotdog properly. Giant people have giant hearts.

After that we went home. Then, I ate the rest of the hotdog and then, I drank some water. Then I went on the computer and I blogged.

My Wrath

OMG I just realised that I'm a very very angry and emo person. I'm like those emo people who'd cry at a drop of a hat and break down at every single mistake. I think I might need a shrink. Seriously. Just now during Bio was the worst Bio period ever! Although I didn't receive bad news about my results. It was something else. Now I keep on thinking about it over and over again and I keep telling myself to push it aside and not dwell on the past, but it's still lingering in my friggin mind! When I get emo, I either get sad or angry. Sad is when I don't talk and do nothing. Angry is when I tell people off and just plain PMS. I practically get emo every single day. Monday till Sunday! I wish I was one of those people who could forget all their bad memories. That would be really nice. Help me! Now I'm all sad because of that minor detail in my life that turned my life upside-down! It's nothing to others, but to me, it's like as if the sky is falling onto me!

My Early Morning Lecture

Ahh!! I'm going to fail my Bio test AND I'm having a Chem test tomorrow on the mole concept. I think I'm breaking down in the inside!

Well, since I didn't study during homework time and all that, I didn't manage to study properly so I decided to sleep early and wake up at 3 a.m. when it's really really quiet. Woke up at 3 a.m., went to the living room and studied like hell. The master bedroom door was wide open. It's usually closed because my parents always switch on the air-con, but today, they didn't switch on the air-con so the door's open. Then at around 3.45, my father woke up and he saw me studying. He thought that I didn't sleep or something and he woke my mother up. Soon, my mother nagged and nagged and nagged. Then I suddenly broke down and cried and said that I couldn't study during homework time. Now my mother wants to have a talk with the principal. Great! She let me study for a while but then she went back to sleep. My parents are so overprotective over me, it's really great at times but at other times, it's really irritating. I'm thinking of having a petition to abolish homework time. We're not robots you know.

My Chemistry Practical

Yay! Finished the salt making practical! At last! It was so fun, like CSI! Haha! Well, we had to collect sodium chloride from sodium hydroxide and hydrochloric acid blah blah blah. And the end product is NaCl which we could put in food to make it tasty.

I am so glad that Noelle is out of the competition. She is a liar, a poser and a two-faced penny. Firstly, she keeps on babbling about her son, Damien. Even Tiffany doesn't babble and cry over the camera. Anyway, I think Tiffany has two children, but Tiffany doesn't act all "I-have-kids-so-make-me-the-winner" expression. This is what Brittany said about Noelle; "Noelle keeps on talking about her son. And we're like, we get it, you have a son. Next!" Haha! Well, Noelle first told her mother about Michelle's skin condition. That's where her mother stupidly exaggerated about the outbreak of skin disease that causes pneumonia and even death! Then, she throws grease in the fire and made everyone panic. Poor Lluvy. She thought that she was going to die.

My brother was PMSing all over me because I couldn't tell the difference between nasi ayam goreng and nasi goreng ayam. It's just the order of the words, right? OK, I have to go now. I have a Bio test tomorrow and have to learn tongue-twisting words like lymphocydes and phagocydes. Great, I'm forgetting.

My Secret Website

OMG the ANTM 5 website is already out. I really can't tell which one is going to be America's Next Top Model. Well, it's not in ANTM Central so you have to look at it through the tabs. They say that the 5th season is going to be a bit fantasy themed. Anyway, there's no more Janice Dickinson. Instead there's this Gardenia girl called Twiggy! Contestants look really weird, it's indescribable. Seriously. Take a look.

Ashley


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Nicole


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Sarah

Looks like there's going to be a boring season. They need more blondes to make it interesting and dumber.

My Budgeting

OMG I have just realised that I need to save money in order to enjoy life. If not, you'll be broke everyday once you have just bought an EVM. Must save for Nightlife. It's coming soon, BUT!!! I shall not play it. I'll only play it after my exams. So, I just reached home from Loyang Point after buying these items at Shing Sheong:

• Apollo Layer Cakes (About 30 packs) $2.55
• Julie's Cheese Sandwiches (About 20 packs) $2.40
• Uncle Toby's Fruit Mix Bar (8 bars) $4.20
• Fruitplus Candy Mango Flavour $1.00
• Total $10.15

Everyone was actually staring at me because I was acting like some makcik who went grocery shopping. I carried a basket and was looking through finding the cheapest food that I could find. Haha, shopping's fun! When I reached home, my mother rummaged through my food supply for the week and told me that I would starve to death, which is so true! I have to live every single day like as if I'm fasting. Help! I'd rather fast!

For the Apollo layer cakes, I'm having 2/day. Which means that I'll finish it all in 3 weeks. For the cheese sandwiches, I'm having 2/day too. Meaning that I'll finish it all in 2 weeks. Uncle Toby's (1/day) 1 week and 3 days. Fruitplus is for the class. I feel generous.

My Family Barbecue

Yesterday was crazy, literally. There was so much going on in my family, even I couldn't keep up. Well, yesterday, my granduncle held a BBQ at my auntie's house because we were all helping out at his daughter's wedding in June. My parents went there first thing in the morning to help out but me and my brother would go there at around noon. My other brother was still hibernating.

So, noon arrived and we took a bus to my aunt's house and that bus ride was the most terrible journey ever. We took a 21 single-decker bus with the huge space in the middle and little seats. The best part is that there was a lot of elders, a parent with 2 kids, a pregnant woman and lots of inconsiderate Singaporeans. You get to see the ugly side of the Singaporeans, but it was really funny. Firstly, there's this elderly couple and they sat next to each other. Also there's that parent with 2 kids aged around 3 and 5. The old man sitting was flirting with the parent (a woman in her late 20s) by asking the 3-year-old boy to sit on his lap! Hahaha! The woman tried her very best to get as far away as possible from the senior paedophile. Then, a pregnant woman boarded when the bus was filled to the brim. She wanted to squeeze in but people tried to ignore her. Everyone sitting down pretended to sleep. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Ok I got a bit carried away there. Back to BBQ! Reached there at 1. Ate lunch (roti kirai). Played PS2. Guests are supposed to arrive during the evening. Blah Blah Blah, waiting for time to pass. Then came 5. My granduncle along with his wife, his daughter and her leashed cat came! Hahaha! Bringing a cat to the BBQ. We didn't eat the cat BTW. Anyway, it was leashed and couldn't escape. What was even more horrific is that the cat was squeezed into those plastic boxes you keep animals in. Nobody called the animal shelter.

I was practically inside most of the time because I didn't recognise the people that came. Oh BTW, the house is on the first floor and the BBQ's outside. Then came my holy cousin. He's such a show-off and he wears a songkok everywhere he goes thinking he's the Pope or something. He said that he can't play the PS2 because he's having his prelims (he's P6). Then when we were playing gory video games, he kept on singing a song teaching young kids about the Islamic months. That dumb song is still stuck in my head.

There was also this unknown relative. I think he's my mother's cousin's grandson. His name is Imran and he's about 4-years-old even though he's big-sized. He's so spoilt he would steal our controllers and insist that it's his turn. Then, when I'm about to win the game, he just charges in and steals the controller. Even though I scream and shout at him, he still wants to play. Everybody was pissed with him. Lucky he doesn't know how to speak Malay. My cousins all called him 'bodoh' and all the bad words. Then, when my cousin played the Gameboy, he dropped his controller and snatched the Gameboy, insisting that it's his turn.

Now my mother's still complaining about her relatives. She thinks that it's her business to discipline her Sec One neice. She said that her neice aka my cousin doesn't do anything to help her mother around the house. But just a few minutes ago, I asked my mother if I could keep the luggage I used in Pahang and she complained and said, "Why can't you just put it in your room for a couple of days?!" It's been in my room for 3 months now. It's so bulky. It's supposed to be on top my my parents' cupboard. Help me! My room is in a mess and it's not a good study environment. I wish there was a library nearby so I could just study there. I'm thinking of going to the Pasir Ris Library everyday to study from 4-6. This is so demoralising!!!!

My Massive Moon

OMG OMG OMG!
Did you see the moon last night? It was like, two times normal size! Well, actually I found that out when I was walking to Loyang Point last night at around 8 to buy food. Then, I saw the moon and it really shocked me. I thought that it was some UFO about to abduct somebody. So I told everyone about the incident and they were shocked too.

Yesterday Zi Hao had a classroom blowout. Zi Hao was breaking down in the inside. It was so horrible that he slept during Biology, one of his favourite subjects.

Nothing much to blog about. I'm going to a BBQ soon at my auntie's house. Bye.

My Top Model Composition

I didn't know that malay compos could be so much fun! Well, today we had to do the so-called dreaded composition. I was feeling stupid and knew that I'd get 25/50 just because Cikgu Nora pities me. But then she showed us what we're supposed to write in the beginning. The rest is all up to my imagination! Cool huh?! Well, I decided that I'd do a motivational compo that will touch your hearts. And guess what?! Amanda from Top Model 3 came in my head! She's a contestant who was diagnosed with a disease called retinitis pigmentosa and she's legally blind. She's 25 and she's going to be totally blind by the age of 30. Saddening isn't it? Let's look at her portfolio...

Amanda


Jamaica Swimsuit Photoshoot


Beauty Shot Photoshoot


Lee Jeans Photoshoot


Dooney & Bourke Photoshoot


YJ Stinger Photoshoot


Ford Mustang Photoshoot


Verragio Spider Brooch Photoshoot


T-Mobile Photoshoot


Anime Photoshoot


Covergirl Photoshoot

She came in third, anyway. Well, I decided to add in her and now, I can't stop writing. Top Model has inspired me to do my malay homework! Yay!

My Mother's Very Expensive Glasses

$400.

That's how much it costs! Just now, my mother came into the room and asked me if I really wanted it. I said no. The frames are just too thick. Then I asked her if she liked it, she said no! How could someone not like her glasses after choosing their glasses?! She still wanted me to wear it. She told me that it was fashion. She knows I watch Top Model. Now I am carrying all the guilt! This sucks!

My Mother's Glasses

Today my mother got her glasses. She hates it. She wants to get rid of me. Target = ME! She asked me to try her glasses on and it was so damn heavy, like as if they put mercury inside it or something. It looked like those glasses Danial and Razmirah wear. My mother said that it looked nice but when I looked in the mirror, I looked like an alien in Manhattan. Even though I said that I didn't like it, she insisted that she gave it to me. So she wants to buy another pair of glasses and give her current frame to me. Great!

My Cuttlefish

DOUBLE POST!!!

Yay, at least there's a reason to live in this cruel world - CUTTLEFISH!! You know, the ones that some people hate because of it's smell but some people just love because of it's chewy texture. The ones that are deliciously sprinkled with sugar! Yay! There's this whole tupperwarefull of it on the dining table. So I could take one any time I feel hungry. I feel hungry now. I'm gonna get some right now.

My Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

Today, I was suffering from my worst form of PMS. Now stop yapping and let me blog, OK!!!

My PMS started way before I woke up. I was so lazy to go to school, I was dragging my whole body everywhere and eventually, to school. Nobody noticed that I had PMS that morning because I kind of kept quiet. Maths was so friggin irritating. Everybody had their so-called talking buddy. Adam was talking to Nani, Izzati was talking to Ryan, Felicia was talking to Charlene, Rui Qi was talking to Shaun and Abhishek and I was talking to myself. Yes, I was so crazy I was talking to myself. Even Samuel Tang (sitting next to me talking to Samuel Lee) thought that I was crazy and needed psychiatric help. I even couldn't do my friggin work because Mr Ng kept on saying 'itself'.

Then went the dreaded subject Social Studies. Harry Potter doesnt like Potions. I don't like Social Studies. Well, we were doing reliability of a source and unsurprisingly, we were looking at slimming centre adverts. Ms Soh was talking about the reliability and blah blah blah when suddenly she started talking about eating disorders. She said that girls suffer from it. Then, the other Hakim also commented that boys too can suffer from eating disorders. Suddenly, I felt 42 pairs of eyes staring at me. Well, not exactly 42 pairs but Ms Soh was kind of looking at me when she heard it. Then Abhishek turned around and looked at me. I know I look anoerixic, but I'm don't starve myself or stick my finger in my throat. It was exactly like Top Model when Yoanna was accused of having an eating disorder. They think I'm killing myself. If I'm killing myself, that would be over-eating. I seem to have an extremely high metabolic rate. I think I'm suffering from some rare disease where only 1 in a million suffer from it. I don't care if you look at me and assume that I'm anoerixic, because I don't care. God gave you a body and if you don't appreciate it, then you're not living life to the fullest...

Then came Chemistry. I got back my test results. 17.5/25. Not bad. I was trying to be happy and all when suddenly I imitated Brandy and said "I'm sleeeepy!" Then Adam said that I had no right to say that I'm sleepy. Then Rui Qi asked what time I slept last night. I said 11. Then Adam, Rui Qi, Charlene and Felicia, all four of them, told me off and said that they slept past midnight and they were much sleepier and all that. I was so taken aback, it was like as if the whole class heard my scolding session. I'm too traumatised to speak to them.

English was OK, Ms Yati's class was painted golden yellow and royal purple. Really nice. Before English, Adam tried to make up with me and tried to imitate Rebecca. It was lame.

Physics was dumb. I didn't pay attention one bit. Now I'm going to fail Physics. Congratulations.

Everyone was most pissed off with Andy, although he didn't realise it. He kept on asking me for my handphone and Aisyah's too. He wanted to send my ANTM pics to Aisyah's phone via Bluetooth and then send the pics from Aisyah's phone to his phone via infrared. So it was all messy and topsy-turvy. Aisyah was the most pissed one. She looked like she ate 10,000 lemons. After that, he complained that his phone didn't have enough memory and asked me why I could store so many pics. I told him I had a memory card and he said that he wanted one. He even deleted all the ringtones to make way for the pics.

PMS.

My Sudden Urge To Pull My Brains Out

I am a neglected child. Nobody in my family talks to me unless their nagging at me for not studying. Hello?! I'm reading the National Geographic magazine and you're scolding me for doing my homework! Ms Yati told us to read the magazine for heaven's sakes! I think I'll end up being those serial killers because of my horrible childhood. I wish I was the son of some multi-billionare couple and I don't get to work. That would be great. America's Next Top Model is the only reason why I'm still alive. I hate you rich bastards who get everything you want!!! I HATE YOU!!!!

My Musical Extravaganza!

Dim Sum Dollies totally rock my smelly socks! YAY! Haha, well, lets all start from the beginning shall we?

Malay was the most dramatic moment in my life! Well, the day before (Thursday), Nafisah fainted somewhere so she, Suhaila and Alia didn't attend Malay. So yesterday, they were doing a test which we did on Thursday. We were all busy doing another never-ending worksheet when suddenly Nafisah was in the process of fainting. Then, the paramedic (Nazurah) came and tried to revive her. Nafisah was crying while she fainted (?). I seriously do not know how she does it. She was carried out to the hospital. Now everyone nicknames her Rebecca.

Well anyway, before we went for the musical, we had to go to the Arts Museum to appreciate drawings which could be done by a five-year-old. Seriously, at first I thought that I was looking at the drawings mothers put on their refrigerators to showcase their children's 'wonderful' drawings. There even was an 8-breasted woman. Maybe she gave birth to octoplets. Hahaha!

After that, we went to some unknown shopping centre to eat dinner before the musical. We all went to Long John's. After that, we were behaving like monkeys, silly silly monkeys.

The musical was absolutely fabulous even though we were sitting at the very very back where we couldn't see the casts' thick make-up. But it was well worth it. I shan't say anymore because 3U and 3N are going off today. It was a bit risque so families with little children shouldn't watch it. They would be better off watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It's much more family friendly.

The show finished at 10.30 and I was being Brandy saying "I'm sleeepy!". Well, we boarded the bus at around 11.15 because Honghui stupidly left her wallet in the theatre. Ms Tang was panicking with her high-pitched-irritating-at-night voice. Seriously, once the sun sets, Ms Tang's voice becomes irritating. During the Resilience Camp, when we were waiting for the train at around midnight, also it was damn irritating. We reached school at 11.45 and I reached home at 12.30. During that time, my mother never called me asking if I was mentally and physically intact. I came home and nobody was awake to greet me and ask how the show was.

My Migraine

Have you ever wondered what causes headaches? I am currently having one right now and am in immense pain. I still need to do that SS homework which I didn't do during the break because I felt rebellious, once again. It's becoming more like a migraine. I don't think I am able to go to school tomorrow, but if I rest well, I'll be able to go to the Dim Sum Dollies. I'm going to watch it tomorrow night, together with 3I, 3V, 3E, 3R and 3S.

OMG my class really is like the girls from ANTM, especially the boys. Well, we were all in the toilet after PE and Abhishek wanted to change. So he went inside the cubicle and hung up his pants. Timotheos was impatient and kept on banging on the door. Then he banged it so hard that Abhishek's handphone in his pants dropped and it broke into pieces. Then Abhishek opened the door and was shouting and screaming at Timotheos. Really reminded me of the bitches of America's Next Top Model.

I have to go rest now. Goodbye.

My Huge Search

OMG OMG OMG! Look what I've found! 11 finalists from ANTM dressed up in different ethnics and posed with milk and a toddler!

Brittany - African-American


Christina - East Indian


Kahlen - Hawaiian


Keenyah - Korean


Lluvy - Sweedish


Michelle - Eskimo


Naima - Icelandic


Noelle - African


Rebecca - Italian


Tatiana - Bi-Racial White/Black


Tiffany - Native American

The weirdest of all is Keenyah! She's the negro girl! I wonder why they never put the pics in the official website. I think the mothers of the toddlers didn't want their kids to be found in some modelling website. Christina looks just as weird with her hypnotic stare. She thinks she could hypnotize Tyra Banks to make her the winner.

We have cancelled the National Day dinner! Hooray! Well, my auntie wanted to leave after watching the NDP so my mother just cancelled it. Instead we ate fatty foods at McDonalds! What a great way to celebrate National Day. Of course, my whole family wanted to watch the NDP except for me so I went to Loyang Point to buy for her majesty and her fellow prince (my mother and her son). Then, when I reached home, my mother complained that the fries weren't piping hot, so she scolded me for not being a human microwave.

2 days without Sims 2. I don't know why, but when I was eating my nuggets last night, my hands were shivering. I might be suffering from Parkinsons' or even Retinitis Pigmentosa.

My Burning Computer

OMG OMG OMG! My computer is burning. I can smell it. I used it right after my brother used it, and I checked the internet and the computer was switched on 5:37:44 ago, which was around 10 am. I need to give it a rest. Bye!

My Bold Move

Happy National Day Singapore! My family is unpatriotic so I'm not going to the NDP. My mother thinks it's too crowded and it's very germy. Well, let's get straight to the point. Ever since Sims 2 was released sometime in September last year, I've been totally addicted to it. I have decided to uninstall it and keep the CDs in a safe place so that they will not be spoilt when I throw a childish tantrum. I am aware that there are gonna be withdrawl symptoms. I'm gonna be a lot crankier and get easily pissed. On the other hand, I shall try to do my very best in my academic areas. Goodbye for now, Sims 2.

ANTM fever has hit my family. Now they have realised that it's more than girls in wonderbras playing pillow fights with boys. Rebecca fainted and it was the most funniest thing on television. Can't wait for next week's episode where they pose as the Zodiac signs. I posted the pictures way back when I didn't realise that everyone I know reads my blog.

First day without Sims 2. What did I do? Played the Playstation! I'm thinking of burning it. MUST STUDY! MUST STUDY! But first of all, MUST DO HOMEWORK! I've just realised that I have to do Newspaper Cutting and some mindmap by Friday. Notice that I didn't include 'dumb' or 'stupid' or 'useless' to describe my homework. Somebody's watching...

My family is going out with my auntie and family for dinner. I'm so lazy to go out at this time of the year. I'd rather do my Newspaper Cutting. Help me! I've become this lazy idiotic fool! I need some inspiration to study! My whole room is in a mess and I couldn't be bothered to read Newsweek or National Geographic which the school gave for free. Fancy giving out expensive magazines weeks after my school was begging for money.

My Environmentally-Unfriendly Mother

OMG OMG OMG!
My mother scolded me today because I didn't request for a plastic bag at the shop when I bought some instant noodles. She said that we needed plastic bags if there was an emergency. What kind of emergency? Suffocate someone to death?

I have to go to my cousin's son's birthday party. I think it will be just like in The Sims 2. Bye.

My Blog-Reading Teacher

I couldn't sleep last night because that stupid pregnant woman from Lost keeps on screaming and screaming. I hope she has a miscarriage and dies. Pregnant women aren't supposed to wander around a beach only to find some dumb polar bear. Lost is so confusing. Even I could come up with a better script. All I need is a couple of people and tell their stories on how they got on that stupid plane.

CIKGU NORA READS MY BLOG!!! It's official! Well, I quote from the entry 'My Math Teacher';
'I didn't really study. I was busy doing Cikgu Nora's never-ending worksheet.' Then today, she told us to take out the worksheet and said that we needed to go through it. Then she remarked that it was a never-ending worksheet! Shit! I should not comment on ANYTHING from now on. It's just too risky.

Today was kind of funny. I don't mean to be rude or anything, but I just saw something hilarious and it's really really funny. Well, after mosque, I took 10. Then, I alighted at the Fire Station to catch either 9 or 17. There was this guy in around his late 20s and he was wearing a jubah or a long robe or whatever it's called. When he alighted, he suddenly fell forwards. I was so shocked!! Haha!! Well, I felt really bad and helped him out. I just wanted to laugh my head off!!! But he was so rude. He kept on checking out his bruises in front of me. Can't he do that when he gets home?

My Math Teacher

My god I'm going to fail my Maths test! Why?

1. I didn't really study. I was busy doing Cikgu Nora's never-ending worksheet. I only started studying today during Geography.
2. The temporary Maths teacher, Mr Ng, doesn't really do a good job in keeping the class quiet during lessons and so, I don't pay attention.
3. The test paper is really confusing. Question number 3 tells you to prove that Triangle ABC is congruent to Triangle DEF. But on the other hand, Question number 5 tells you to prove that Triangle DEF is congruent to Triangle ABC.

Well, everybody was complaining about how stupid the test paper was. Even Mr Ng took the trouble to seperate the tables and write down all our register numbers on the whiteboard. We could seperate and find our tables by ourselves, you know. This is Temasek Secondary School, not Temasek Kindergarten.

English was kind of fun. We did phonics and had to distinguish long vowels and short vowels. Then, Timotheos came up with a tongue twister. Here it is: Tie these tanks through three thick teak trees. It really makes your tongue tie into a fisherman's knot. Anyway, we had to do some game where the person who gets full marks gets to try it in front of the whole entire class!!! But I didn't hear that part, so I tried to get full marks. Apparently, Izzati and Samuel Lee heard the instructions and they both got 9/10. I had to say that stupid tongue twister in front of the whole entire class!

There was a Biology test on Friday. There was a Physics test on Monday. There was a Chemistry test yesterday (Tuesday). There was a Maths test today (Wednesday). There's going to be a Malay test tomorrow (Thursday). I have a feeling I'm going to get an SS test. Wow, it's testmania!

My Procrastination

It's Week 6!!! Ahhh!!! And the exams are right around the corner! OMG!!! I am so not going to play Sims 2... EVER!!! Well, I'll play ONLY after the final last exam, which would be listening comprehension.

I have realised that Chemistry is kind of fun. That's because I'm confident I would pass my test with flying colours. Am I going to be the next Mr Chooi? Nah! But if I don't get to be a CSI, I'll just be a teacher. It would be fun, I hope.

I was also very shocked that CSI came in my English compre paper! Haha, well I actually read the questions before I read the passage, so I was skimming through when I saw this question: "Why is it that some shows such as CSI become famous and popular?" I feel so honoured that the question maker would refer CSI to being famous and popular! Well, the passage was about people who rarely lie on the internet because they think that they might get caught or whatever. Well, at least I understood the word 'luminol'...

Scandal! Scandal! Scandal! I don't think the whole school knows exactly what is happening, but I'm one of the first (and maybe last) to know. Yay!

BTW, luminol is those colourless solutions that turn pink when it comes in contact with blood. Haha, I know much more than Zi Hao and Marco put together! That's the benefits of watching CSI. Anyway, I forgot to buy Berita Minggu. I felt a bit rebellious on Sunday.

Just remembered! Tomorrow = E Maths test with that Grover guy Mr Ng. He's a trainee teacher who would replace Ms Chia for E Maths until the end of the year (I think). His favourite word is 'itself'. He likes saying things like 'on Wednesday itself' and 'do it on your notebook itself'. In addition, his handwriting is atrocious and he doesn't even realise that his marker is out of ink.

My Other Family

I know I have regretted deleting all of my posts, but it's just too much! I feel the guilt on my shoulders. Well, anyway, I have realised that lots (and I mean LOTS) of people go to my blog. Even that Sim Weijie came! I'm so touched at the large number of people who come to my blog and find out that I bitch about them. There's a craze in my school. Everybody has been playing this RPG game called Maple Leaf or Maple Story or Maple Syrup or whatever it's called. It sounds fun. Maybe I should give it a try. But the best game would still be way on top of the charts - SIMS 2!!!

MY LEGACY FAMILY

Decided to start off a brand new family. The Legacy Family! Well, here's Adrian and he better carry on the Legacy tradition by marrying NPCs and Townies!


Doesn't he look like Don Lothario? Might he be one of the many cousins of Don? Nah! He runs like an idiot!


Match made in heaven - Adrian Legacy + Marissa Bendett = Love!


Popping the question!


And a few hours later, they tied the knot! Congrats!


Who would ever thought that Don and Nina would make out in front of Don's other lover, Nina's sister aka Dina! Love is complicated!


OMG I made Adrian get married to a monkey-faced baboon! Oh, BTW she's pregnant!


Got her a brand new make-over while she was pregnant. Maternety clothes: Blue top with brown bottoms. Could this be our worst nightmare?


Marissa researching on the fundamentals of pregnancy!


And while Marissa was heavily in debate with herself about politics, she decided that it would be best if her water broke!


1, 2 Babies! Great! Hell for me! In addition, they're living in poverty! My poor babies!
GENERATION 2
Brittany (Girl) and Charlie (Boy) Legacy

Charlie turns into a baby toddler!


Brittany turns into a baby toddler!

Currently this person is calling my brother's handphone. It's turned into vibrate mode so there's this irritating sound of vibration in the background. Well, my brother's in a deep state of hibernation and isn't waking up. Stupid fella! It's been ringing for the past hour. I hope his battery goes flat soon. OK, well anyway, tonight got ANTM. Musn't forget. Rui Qi reminded me to remind her to watch ANTM. I think everyone is crazy about ANTM. Well, I need to study for my Chemistry. You see, I have a test tomorrow and I haven't even revised on my Chemistry. So, ta!