Bitchfaced Dory

I. am. exhausted.

A million insect bites on my limbs. He has come back to haunt me.
Great.

So, this past week, I've been wondering why I find this certain person annoying. Maybe I'm in denial.

Didn't This Blog Die?

I have to reactivate this blog.

So!

Kate Winslet won Best Actress! YAY!!!! I was happy with most of the main awards this year. Unlike last year, where Cate Blanchett should've won Best Supporting Actress. She obviously didn't win because she recently won it for The Aviator. And yay! Sean Penn won Best Actor again! I was thinking they wouldn't give him another since he recently won for Mystic River.

The latest season of ANTM seriously sucks! Surprisingly, I'm not excited about ANTM anymore. I guess the novelty has died. Also, they have totally jumped the shark. Every fucking contestant has some sob story about them. Ohh I was burnt as a child! Ohh I have epilepsy!! Ohhh my baby daughter died in my arms!! Ohhhhh a dingo ate my baby!!!! Ohhhhhh the Nazis took my daughter!!!!!

Also, the lady who was a burnt victim had burn scars on her stomach and arms. It didn't look that bad, but what was bad was her body! She looked untoned as hell! And then she kept on crying about how the fashion industry thinks that her scars are ugly and she just wants to show her scars for the world to see. Lady, can't you see that the fashion industry will not tolerate those scars. Like, just go on a Dove commercial already!

Arrested Development is funny as hell! Watching the last few episodes was like, watching a phoenix die. They obviously knew that they were going to be cancelled, so they had this episode that kind of made of of how they can save the company and it was like, "How do you save this show?" And they made the last few seconds of the episode "Live"! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!! OMG!!!

And the last episode was such a tease!

I now know the reason why Arrested Development was not popular. It's like a comedy version of Lost. You have to watch the first episode to go through the whole series.

Slap A Bitch

Hello. Friday's my first exam paper. Yay! And next Wednesday will be the day I can finally sleep. Yay!

2 out of 3 of my papers are in the Sports Hall! My first time. I heard it's a bitch because it's hot and there's like, hundreds people there, so you have to leave before the end because they take about half an hour to collate. Crap!

Disclaimer: I do not intend my post to be racist. It's not that I hate this race (trust me on this one), but I just hate these two random girls, who just so happened to be in that particular race. Ok, this disclaimer sounds really offensive. Sorry!

So anyway, I was a bitch last Friday. With good reason. So on that day, there was a mega important test, and me and my friends went to Design to eat. There was not many people, only 2 girls, so we were busy choosing our tables because some of them were dirty and I wanted to take out my notes to study because I had already eaten. La dee dah. Harmless, right?

So after we all sat down and stuff, my friend told me that when we were choosing the tables, the two girls had commented in Chinese, "They think they're from the Ministry of Health." I mean, like, WTF right? Immediately I was pissed and I suddenly said loudly enough so they can hear me, "So what if we want clean tables? Think what? We want dirty izzit?" And I rambled on for a minute. Seriously, those 2 girls looked like those Cheena types who obsess over Tiawanese boybands and have posters of them on the walls and deludedly save their vaginas for them.

Trust me, it wasn't over. So after my ramble, I had to do some stuffs. So I went off, walking past them. I ignored them because I have class. So when I was walking back and was walking past them, one of them suddenly said something in Chinese. So I quickly went back to my table and asked my Chinese friend what it meant, but she didn't understand me. It was OBVIOUSLY towards me because that girl suddenly said the phrase loudly.

Bitch, if you wanna curse at me, say it in English so I can understand you. Did you hear me speak in Malay when I was talking about us wanting clean tables? Fuck no!

Ahhh! It's finally out of my system.

No Doubt

Watched Doubt. Yay! Less than a month before exams. Congrats, me! Anyway, all the leading actors were nominated for the Oscars. Streep for Best Actress, Philip Seymour Hoffman for Supporting Actor, Amy Adams and Viola Davis for Supporting Actress.

Ok the only problem I had was Viola Davis. She only appeared for 10 minutes in one scene when she confronted Streep. To be honest, I thought her acting was mediocre. Like, you could actually see that she was looking at something else! Seriously, just because you have snot coming out of your nose and a large teardrop stuck on your cheek, it doesn't mean that you're a great actor.

But holy crap! After watching the movie, I just realized that Meryl Streep is such a fucking good actress! I mean, I already knew that, but the movie is proof. Especially at the ending, it's like "WOAH!" This year's nominees for Best Actress seems really good! Angelina Jolie was good, Meryl Streep was good. So if Kate Winslet is supposedly bagged to win it, that means that she must've been AMAZING!!!

But The Reader is R21, I think.

Jonas Brothers Fucking Suck!

These asscraps are nominated for Best New Artist! Can you believe it? It's practically a tanda hari kiamat.

And I have to say.... they look sooooooo gaayyyy!!! And incestuous!

Ok, but my main point is: They are talentless! I watched them when I was watching Jimmy Kimmel and they look like those performers at a school concert. Previously, I was kinda OK with them being nominated over fucking Miley Cyrus, but then I realized... What about those up and coming new artists that weren't nominated?

Nominated:
Adele
Duffy
Lady Antebellum
Jazmine Sullivan
The Fucking Jonas Brothers

Apparently Lady Antebellum is a country group. The rest are OK, except for the Fucking Jonas Brothers. I'm honestly hoping Jazmine Sullivan wins it!

So let's count how many artists deserve to be nominated over the Fucking Jonas Brothers:

1. Lady GaGa
2. Leona Lewis
3. Jordin Sparks
4. Sarah Bareilles
5. Katy Perry
6. Estelle
7. M.I.A.
8. Keri Hilson
9. Solange Knowles

and last but not least...

10. The Ting Tings!!!!!!

If they win, the Grammys will lose all of its credibility.

Annyong!

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!

I have to say, what I really love about Arrested Development is that you can tell the writers took a lot of time and effort to write an episode an make a plotline.

Anyway, totally fucked up my Mobio test lah! The questions were so specific. I had to resort to... maybe... doing some unethical stuff. If it's her fault, I am so gonna slap that bitch of a cunt! I'm really starting to hate Mobio. Everything except for the Notes On A Scandal part.

I really honestly hope you don't grow up to be a slut like your grandma and your aunt.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!! But this is serious.

Ok blah!

Watched Changeling. It's sooooo gooood!!!!! I wanna watch it again! OMG I didn't know Angelina Jolie was such a great actress! I thought she was kinda meh in Girl, Interrupted. Thank God she wasn't nominated for Best Actress for A Mighty Heart, because she sucked in it. But holy crap! The part where she was in the prison at the end of the movie was soooo good! If I had a penny for everytime Angelina Jolie said, "That's not my son" or "I want my son back!", I'd be a millionaire. And I cannot believe critics slammed the movie because it was supposedly too long. WTF it was long because they practically had two stories that were interlinked! Go slam High School Musical or Twilight.

20 February. Crap.

The Office Is Not Funny Anymore

Watched last week's episode of The Office. Not funny! Seriously, the main plotline involved them debating whether Hillary Swank was hot or not. And that wasn't even funny.

On the other hand, I've been watching Arrested Development before I go to school. SOOOOO FUNNY!!!! I mean, it's as funny as 30 Rock. It's a shame it got canceled. Let's hope 30 Rock doesn't meet the same fate as Arrested Development.

I've fucked up the interviews. BLEH!!!

Slap That Bitch

Seriously sia. I'm such a bitch. I need to watch what I say.

But I'm not a cunt like her. Seriously, she is a motherfucking cunt! And I'm the kind of person who doesn't really hate anybody.

I feel sooooo unmotivated to study. Exams are in less than a month and I totally feel demoralized after I fucked up the quiz on Friday.

Seriously, all I've been doing at home is just sleep, wake up, watch Australian Open, watch Arrested Development, sleep.

I'm such a lazy pig and there's a project due on Monday and there's another crummy test on Friday.

Anyway, finally watched Arrested Development. I broke my promise! I watched it before the exams ended. But I can't help it! It's FUNNY AS HELL!!!! I totally love Portia de Rossi's character because she pretends to be so involved in charitable organisations, like H.O.O.P (Hands Off Our Penises), an anti-circumcision organization. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

And all the Serbians are wiped out! Like a genocide! I mean, I'm fine with Ivanovic gone because she's been sucking lately, but Jankovic and Djokovic! And Dokic is gone. That Spanish lady better win! And I'm totally hoping for a Nadal/Federer finals.

Ok I'm going to try to study.

Oscar Nominations

Are Out!!

BEST PICTURE
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

BEST ACTOR
Richard Jenkins - The Visitor
Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn - Milk
Brad Pitt - The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler

BEST ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie - Changeling
Melissa Leo - Frozen River
Meryl Streep - Doubt
Kate Winslet - The Reader

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Josh Brolin - Milk
Robert Downey Jr. - Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon - Revolutionary Road

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams - Doubt
Penelope Cruz - Vicky Christina Barcelona
Viola Davis - Doubt
Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler

WTF Kate Winslet didn't receive her double-nomination? And why was The Reader in the Best Actress category?

Ave Maria

Sharapova is not taking part in the Aussie Open. Boo!

I am totally rooting for Jankovic, Ivanovic, Murray, Simon and Mauresmo.



I am so going to watch this movie starring Kristen Scott Thomas. But obviously it's not gonna be out in the cinemas because duh! Practically 1% of the population would be interested. So I'm just gonna have to wait till it comes out on DVD.

Anyway, this week's Desperate Housewives was as useless as EVER! All of a sudden, they took a break from the usual storyline and focused their attention on this handyman who died and apparently, he had helped the different housewives in different ways. It was boring as hell! But then it got kinda sad because he didn't help Mary Alice.

Stinky exams in one month.

I CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT DVDS!!!!!!!! I will watch it after the exams. I've heard so much about it and I tried to catch on but I have to watch it from the start.

Crocs R' Us

I'm supposed to be doing this stupid yucky project. Ok, actually it's not so yucky. I'm exaggerating.

Note: Ate Macs on Sunday. Shall not eat fast food this week.

Procrastinating is going to come by and kill me soon. Seriously!!! I hate it! I was typing my report and I typed the word "justify" and all of a sudden I'm on YouTube searching Justify My Love. I wanna say I can't wait for exams to be over, but after that it's Year 3! Holy crap! How fast time has gone.

Anyway, no school on Monday. So practically spent the whole morning watching the Golden Globes. YAY!!! Kate Winslet won Best Supporting Actress for The Reader and Best Actress for Revolutionary Road!!! Time for her to actually win an Oscar. Heath Ledger won Best Supporting Actor which was a no-brainer.

30 Rock won a clean sweep with Best Comedy, Best Actress and Best Actor! Just like the Emmys!!!!!! YAYYYY!!! And I totally love how Tracy Morgan suddenly said "Eat that, Cate Blanchett!" I mean, it's just like how Tracy Jordan would react! Oh, my lovely TV show nobody else watches.

Rollercoaster

Semalam was panas nak mampos. After school I stupidly decided that it would be a great idea to walk to the SAFRA bus stop. It was hot as hell and there wasn't a single breeze. You could practically fry an egg on my forehead.

So anyway, the big day is tomorrow. Hmm... I wonder if all the world leaders felt bad when Saddam died.

I hate my stupid projects! They're the only things that are preventing me from achieving happiness. Ok, I'm kidding, but it would be a great relief to finally remove the stupid burden that has been hanging on my back since late November.

Stop staring at me! There are other people/things to look at. It's creepy as hell.

Yesterday afternoon, I realized that I have no single ABBA song in my iPod. I know right? I also don't have The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Bee Gees or Elvis. So I was searching through my parents' CD collection because I remember they have ABBA Gold or something like that. So I was searching and I was totally shocked to find Robyn's first album there. Ha! I didn't manage to find ABBA though. Sad.

Ok I'm going down...

6 M.O.

I haven't changed my playlist in about 6 months. All the songs are practically basi and have fermented. Why do I have Bossy as my first song? And what the hell happened to Lindsay Lohan and her new album? And the most weirdest thing is that I have that yucky Shake It song! Oh, what horrible taste in music I had back then, six months ago.

I was browsing through my iPod and found out that I only listened once to Janet Jackson's Discipline, so I gave it a shot because I was reading reviews that the album was totally underrated. OMG it's actually good! Why didn't I listen to it last year? Like, already 1 year late. Read: bad taste in music six months ago.

The album is above average, but what bothered me is that there are just 20 second tracks that consist of talking. Kinda like Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, but kental. Seriously, the talking tracks consist of her talking to this robot in her house (ala The Jetsons). And the robot is called Kyoko. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So here's a transcript of one of the tracts:

Janet: (Yawns) Kyoko is that you?
Kyoko: (Ding dong) Yes (Robot sounds)
Janet: Yeah, it's you... Come in
Kyoko: Good morning Ms Janet. How are you feeling today (beeping noise)
Janet: I feel so much better now. Thank you Kyoko
Kyoko: Do you want to talk about it, Ms Janet?
Janet: No. It's time I move on to bigger and better things
Kyoko: (practically makes random computer noises everytime it speaks) I can tell you feel like you still miss him
Janet: No... I mean.. umm.. I don't know. It was incredible while it lasted but I know that I can do so much better

HAHAHAHAHAHA. And there's also another one of these tracks that's sooo funny. It was about how Janet and her girlfriends (read: tranny friends) were at the bathroom of a club and her (tranny) friend told Janet that so many guys are "holla-ing at her" and Janet was like, "Watcha gonna do? I'm too hot". HAHAHAHA!!! It's sooo funny because she looks so horrible in Feedback and the album cover. No offense, but it's true.

Sialan Phenobarbitol

What I consumed today:

10.45: Ice Mountain water (bought)
11.05: 2 Hello Panda buscuits (chocolate flavoured)
1.00: A tic-tac (orange flavoured)
5.00: Six pieces of those chicken wrapped in seaweed
5.05: A tic-tac (mint-flavoured)

And it's currently 9.15. I'm soooo lapar lah! And my mother cooked that pucuk ubi in lemak thingy which is totally not my cup of tea. So I'm just gonna good old nasi and telur.

Anyway, fuck you Bpharm! The powerpoint is done! So now what's left is the presentation on Thursday.

Ok aku nak makan, rehat den tidur! OMG I sound like a mat.

Broke

I'm seriously broke now! Boo hoo!

Anyway, watched Twilight. Wow! It has such craptastic dialogue. The most stupidest part was "Say it! Say it loud!" "You're a..." "Say it!" "...vampire". Like, WTF? And their acting sucks! I don't know how some people can actually watch it twice or more. Why do you subject yourself to torture? Also, can you believe that some guys love the movie?

Once again, I shot myself in the foot.

Urgh! Tonight is gonna be awkard and just plain weird. Bleh!

School starts in a few hours! And there's a test! Yuck.

Sad. It has fingers.

Heroes Sucks

Today I woke up and realized that I still haven't watched the season finale of Heroes. It's like, 3 weeks too late. So anyway, watched it. It's amazingly boring. Why the hell did I even like this crap in the first place?

So here are the reasons why I think Heroes sucks:

1. Too Many Characters
In Season 1, we knew who was who. Peter Petrelli, Nathan Petrelli, Niki Sanders, her son Mika (I think), Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennett, see! We even know their last names! So in the latest season, I don't even know the new characters' names because there are wayyyy too many people. Example: That fast girl, that annoying rabies crybaby, that immortal guy, that Niki doppleganger. See?! I honestly don't know their names.

2. All Talk No Action
So when Season 3 started, I have to admit I thought "Yay! Heroes is good again!" That lasted for a week or two. The first few episodes showed the characters actually utilising their powers. It was exciting. And then all of a sudden, there's so many plotlines with that father and like, the future and all that crap and they started talking, talking, talking, zzzzzz.... It's like, thanks for making Peter lose all his powers.

3. Complicated Plotlines
Does Claire love or hate her father? How come Sylar, from bad, turned good, then all of a sudden turned bad again and killed that electric lady? What the hell is Mama Petrelli's power? So many more questions I don't even bother asking because I know I wouldn't be able to find the answers.

4. Boring Indian Scientist
The whole Mohinder storyline was stupid. I mean, he's sooooo annoying and boring. First of all, the narrations about destiny and fate are killing me. I was watching Star World and they had this Heroes promo sneak previews thingy and they interviewed the 'fans'. And one of them said that his favourite hero is Mohinder. Dude, he doesn't even have powers lah. I mean, the only power he has is put people to sleep. He's like Jigglypuff.

5. Crappy Ass Script
To be honest, the scriptwriting of Heroes sucks eggs. I don't know how I know this, but it just sucks.

And apparently next season they're having this major plotline where Nathan plans to round up all the mutants and seclude them to one place. I honestly don't feel like watching it.

Mr Hypocrite

Wah lao eh! I totally hate Hypocrites calling people Hypocrites.

Headache is still killing me. Throat is as dry as a desert. And I am totally like, going to die because I'm supposed to email somebody my project stuff on Tuesday, and I haven't even done a single thing.

Beyonce released videos for Diva and Halo. For Diva, what is up with the Kanye West glasses? And I swear she wore the same outfit Tyra wore in ANTM. And WTF! Halo isn't in black & white? I thought it was supposed to be a concept. Like, the album artwork, the single artwork, the rest of the music videos... Now it's just ruined.

I want Saturday to come. I want the intervention to come. Like Michael Scott said, an intervention is when people gather to confront somebody about a particular problem and make them feel really crappy.

Trying to watch taped episodes of Seinfeld, only because it's supposed to be one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. I dunno, it's not really THAT of a funny show. The funniest part is only the beginning and the end when he does his stand-up.

Anyway, Tina Fey is awarded Entertainer Of The Year by some big organization. Woot!

Someone told me I sound like Cher. I dunno if that's a compliment or an insult.

Who Knew

URGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Stupid fuckity fuck sia!

I mean, I'm actually not mad or sad for some reason, but I totally feel soooo bad for him.

In other news, I feel like crap. Major headache, yucky red sputum, really dry throat, irregular sleeping patterns, projects.

Oh that beautiful scent!

Stealth Ninja Bitch

Ok, this person is like, a major cunt! And I mean 100% of it. She's immature as hell. She's so self-righteous and thinks she's all that but she's like, this super not funny person. Ok I'm bad at bitching about this because I want to be vague. But to sum it all up, she's a dumb bitch.

I'm seriously madly in love with No Scrubs. I currently have it as my message tone and I cannot believe people are making fun of me for having a decade-old song as my SMS tone. So?

SAG Nominees are out. I don't really care much about the film categories (except for Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet, Amy Adams, Heath Ledger and Robert Downey Jr.) but hooray for 30 Rock!! Woot! Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin got acting nominations and the show was nominated with Best Cast. America Ferrera was nominated. Like, WTF because currently in Ugly Betty she's whiny and annoying and looks like she lost a dare and now she has to wear uglier clothes. I mean, Vanessa Williams wasn't nominated?

Ok I'm supposed to do my project. Sigh.

All the shows aren't really coming back until 2009. 30 Rock, we need you!!!

1 Year. 2 Years. Something always happens during this time of the year.

PS: OMG I am soooo Liz Lemon!! So earlier today, somebody said something and all of a sudden I fell like, you know... doing stuff. But I didn't! Because I have morals. Unlike some skanky old coot.

Birth

Ok, so I'm here to avoid doing my stupid project. Seriously, why is it that you actually have to pay money to read the lab reports? Why are they so stingy and selfish? I thought scientists were supposed to share their discoveries and stuff. I bet Alexander Fleming would be weeping in his grave. Ok, I could actually go to the library, but to be honest, I have never looked up a textbook at the school library, so I don't really know where to look.

Anyway, rented this movie called Birth. It's supposed to be about this widow (Nicole Kidman) who meets a 10-year-old boy who claims to be her dead husband (who died 10 years ago). I rented the movie solely because the plotline sounds interesting.

Guess what? The movie seriously sucked eggs! I mean, it had soooooo much potential! Firstly, Birth is like those movies where conversations that could last for a minute end up being 5 minutes long because there would be a period of silence after every single sentence. Secondly, they made Nicole Kidman look horrible ala Rosemary's Baby. I mean, she looked so old and ugly! She looked so much better in The Hours, seriously. Thirdly, they had redundant scenes. There was a 2-minute scene where they just showed Nicole Kidman in a close-up scene while she's at the theatre. The only meaningful thing that we learnt from that scene was that when you are tearing up, you can see your own blood capillaries in your sclera. Also, the boy was this weird creepy kid who doesn't have emotions in his face. Kinda like a sociopath.

Also, they had this scene where the kid was staying with Nicole Kidman and her fiance and the kid pissed off the fiance. Then the fiance was like, dragging him around because he wanted to spank the kid. I mean, it sounds dramatic right? Did you hear screaming from Nicole Kidman or the rest of the women? No! Did you hear the kid screaming? No! I mean, how stupid was that scene?

And the most stupidest thing about the movie was the ending. Apparently, the kid found secret letters that the dead husband sent to the mistress and so he decided to just pretend to be the reincarnation. Like, WTF!!!! I mean, what a stupid stupid plotline!

Ok, back to projects. Sigh.