Watched High School Musical during the break. So here's my unbiased review on HSM 3: IT IS SO FREAKING.... AMAZING!!!! Haha very funny. I'm kidding. It sucked eggs.
Anyway, the summary of the movie goes like this: Oh wait! I forgot! It was bland, boring and confusing! Something about all of them having to go their separate ways after high school and they have to make a musical. Then something about Troy having to choose between basketball or his love for the theatre and blah blah blah snore. The back of a cereal box is much more interesting. Trust me.
The songs were totally unmemorable! The only musical number that wasn't horrible was this song that Troy and his friend sang at the junkyard. But then again, it was totally random because I was wondering "WTF are they doing at the junkyard?" And all of a sudden they were hanging out with Herbie or something.
After that I got fidgety. Everytime somebody opens their mouths to sing, I let out a huge sigh.
And the worst thing is the humour. They inserted jokes in the movie. The problem is, jokes are supposed to be funny. But somehow the whole cinema was laughing at something that isn't funny at all.
Irony! Fat cheerleader? Short black basketball player? I think the thing with HSM is that they're trying to insert extra characters and I'm like, "Who the fuck are you?" Seriously, I don't even know their names! All I know is Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay and Ryan. I don't know the black couple's names. That piano lady. The other extras. The fat cheerleader. That short basketballer. His friend. Sharpay's assistant. Seriously.
Anyway, I have to admit that Zac Efron's acting is OK, but sometimes he's like so overdramatic. And Vanessa Slutgens is a horrible actress.
The script was soooooo.... unpunny. It was bland and boring and not witty and a snore.
I know, it may seem that I'm biased because I hate High School Musical. That's not true. The first was OK. The second one was disgustingly horrible. The third was just as vomit-inducing.
Also, you may think that I'm those people who hate all those kiddy movies and only watch movies starring Judi Dench. Hey! I like a couple of Disney movies! Incredibles! Finding Nemo! Enchanted.
There! Enchanted is an example of a Disney musical that seriously rocks! At first I was like, "Eh!" before I watched it but that movie made me so warm and fuzzy and smiley. I even have Happy Working Song and Ever Ever After and That's How You Know in my iPod. Why did the movie rock? Because it actually catered to both children and adults.
High School Musical only caters to kids.
PS: Bad idea, Disney, for releasing HSM 3 in theatres, because if I watch it on TV, I have the ability to change the channel.