Well, this afternoon my mother called for a housemeeting in the living room. And each and every single soul currently in the house had to attend the meeting or they would be screamed at. So, it was just me, my mother and my brother. My other brother was slothing away sleeping and my dad was out. Then, we discussed on the most important aspect for Hari Raya - food. We had to decide what kuehs we wanted to make. My brother wanted to make some weird bolus kueh tart where the pineapple bits was in the dough instead of on the dough. And then, he said that that is all and he wanted to go to his room. Then my mother told him that she's not finished and I quote what she said: "I'M NOT FINISHED!!!". My whole family is like, so copying Top Model when they started watching it. Seriously, my mother tried to act like Brittany and said "SHUUUTTT UUUUPPPP!!!" but I knew that she wasn't serious about the shut up part. So I wanted to make cheese sticks.
Top Model 5 is getting from bad to worse. Seriously. The photoshoot was on plastic surgery and they were practically screaming that plastic surgery is the key to true beauty. Maybe the show is sponsored by Michael Jackson or Cher, or both.
Bre getting cheek implants
Coryn getting botox
Diane getting breast reduction
Jayla getting butt implants
Kim getting breast implants
Kyle getting lip implants
Lisa getting a facelift
Nicole getting a fake tan
Nik getting hair extensions.
This is so depressing. My once favourite show has become a disappointment. Well, that's ok because Project Runway will be airing on Channel 5 once ANTM is done.
Anyway, I have a feeling that the VP Mrs Tan lives near me. I thought I saw her in the same car she drives to school. I mean, I thought I saw her because I've never seen her up close. The only time she talks to us is when she scolds us because Chai Chee people are tucking out their shirts.